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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #422 on: June 27, 2011, 04:08:28 PM »
I had this funny dream about the Armaggeddon as a harem anime. With me as the protagonist. It basically went like this: it was my task to defeat the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, lest humanity died.

Of course, what they didn't tell me was that the horsemen were actually horsewomen, all of which were inexplicably hot, cute and/or gorgeous.

War was the first. She was a fiesty hotblooded redhead somewhat remniscent of Shadow Skill's Elle Ragu. She had the power to command flame, which she initially tried to use to scorch me to a cinder (making a snide comment about how no man could outlast her. Yes, it was a stamina joke), but she wasn't counting on my burning heart being stronger than the flames of hatred! I couldn't beat her physically, however, so I had to beat her mentally... by stealing her first kiss. At which point I convinced her that love was stronger than hatred.

Afterwards I learned that defeating a horsewoman got me her powers. Cool.

Death was next. She was a bratty goth gal that was almost dangerously close to being loli. She tried to make me depressed and unwilling to live at first. I shrugged it off because depression is a bitch and I've dealt with worse. Then she tried to snuff my lifeforce outright. The more effort she put into it, the worse she failed. Turned out her will to kill me wasn't stronger than my will to live. She eventually tired and knocked herself out. Turns out of the four she was the oldest, which was the exact reason she looked like a little girl. She didn't like to show her age.

War asked me why I didn't simply burn her. "I want the harem ending" was the response.

Famine was for some reason treated as being the last, despite the fact there should have been a third. She was basically a big-breasted MILF. She was treated as being the most dangerous of the four because she could 'eat' the person's powers. At some point, I was getting the upper hand when another girl tried to interfere - apparently a servant of Famine's. Medium-height girl, short black hair, dressed in white. I stopped her saying that each fight was one-on-one so she couldn't get in the way. She blushed and moved away. I actually beat Famine by using War's and Death's powers - I noticed that every time she ate their powers, Famine's chest grew bigger. So I immobilized her.

Afterwards, she was happy to enjoy a meal home-cooked by me. Then I did the math and realized there was a horsewoman missing. At which point Famine pointed to the short-haired girl, and introduced her to me as Conquest. For some reason she was the shiest of the four. I beat her by being stern with her. Then I asked if Pestilence wasn't supposed to be one of them. Famine replied to me she was home sick, so Conquest filled in for her.

Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #423 on: June 27, 2011, 06:17:11 PM »
I want to ask if you've had your head examined recently, but I still remember the last time we sent an Ikari to a shrink.


Anyway:

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #424 on: June 27, 2011, 07:26:03 PM »
I want to ask if you've had your head examined recently, but I still remember the last time we sent an Ikari to a shrink.


Anyway:

[spoiler][/spoiler]


Dude, my subconscious is so fucking stoned that I don't need no drugs to get high.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #425 on: June 27, 2011, 10:51:55 PM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

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Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #426 on: June 28, 2011, 12:56:37 AM »
Remote Control Kung Fu Granny
She was CLEARLY using Shotokan Karate! I mean, look at her Shoryuken!
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #427 on: June 29, 2011, 05:30:45 PM »
Boob Lasers

Quote
(Reuters) - A lactating U.S. woman was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after she sprayed sheriff's deputies with breast milk as they tried to remove her from a vehicle, police said on Monday.

Ohio-resident Stephanie Robinette, 30, was arrested and charged with domestic violence and assault linked to a domestic dispute, as well as resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, according to the Delaware County Sheriff's Office.

It said Robinette's husband told authorities the pair had been attending a wedding when his wife got drunk and started a dispute. He said that she hit him multiple times before locking herself in her car outside a banquet facility on Saturday.

Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said that when police approached the car to speak to her, she yelled profanities and refused to get out.

"When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk," Davis said.

Robinette was later removed from the car and arrested after more deputies arrived on the scene.

"This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," Davis said.

(Reporting by Cynthia Johnston; Editing by Greg McCune)
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #428 on: June 29, 2011, 06:45:17 PM »
[spoiler][/spoiler]


Raise your hand if you've done this more than 5 times in 1 hour.


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #429 on: June 30, 2011, 12:14:29 AM »
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Raise your hand if you've done this more than 5 times in 1 hour.
*raises hand*

Except it was in WotS 4, so I did it for SWORDS.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #430 on: June 30, 2011, 09:47:19 AM »

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #432 on: June 30, 2011, 05:04:58 PM »
The 19 best unintentionally sexual church signs

"Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit."

No way THAT's unintentional...
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #433 on: June 30, 2011, 05:16:37 PM »
The 19 best unintentionally sexual church signs
Can't be unintentional, some take rather severe contortions to get there.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #434 on: July 01, 2011, 12:28:55 AM »
And the possibility that they are shopped is also there too. But yeah, just quoting the title of the article so don't shoot the messenger.  :rollseyes
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"Hell I don't mind that."
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #435 on: July 01, 2011, 12:48:52 AM »
*ka-chak* Too late. Want me to shoot the chest or the face?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #436 on: July 01, 2011, 03:33:27 AM »
there's actually a website dedicated to making these.
yeah, they're fake.

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I think in this case the grammar is less important than whether the Str and Dex bonus provided to your created undead scales.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #437 on: July 01, 2011, 09:58:38 AM »
but darn funny

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #438 on: July 01, 2011, 10:16:50 AM »
there's actually a website dedicated to making these.
yeah, they're fake.
Pity. They're funny.
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #439 on: July 02, 2011, 05:09:33 AM »
yes, I too was disappointed when I discovered that site.

however, the shenanigans are still a bit humorous (though not nearly so as the thought of them being real).

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If you stop ignoring 289 pages telling what the intent is to stretch "more power" in your own god complexion of your interpretation trumps all to cover ability adjustments from aging then I will ignore a quarter page of rules that exist within a sidebar.
I think in this case the grammar is less important than whether the Str and Dex bonus provided to your created undead scales.

Greenbound Summoning RAI
Expanded Gestalt
More Savage Progressions[/spoiler]
Report any wrongs I have done here.