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Kuroimaken

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2011, 05:11:08 PM »
Holy SHIT that's hilarious!  :lol
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2011, 07:48:33 PM »
Found on the bulletin board in our student lounge:
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/win thread :clap you sir win the internets
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #42 on: January 28, 2011, 11:24:17 PM »
Holy SHIT that's hilarious!  :lol

No it isn't. Someone else took all the damn slips!



Guess I'll just yell and assume the Party-Escort Submission Position.


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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2011, 12:02:27 AM »


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #45 on: January 29, 2011, 04:17:15 AM »
"You'll still be living in caves."
"Hell I don't mind that."
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #46 on: January 29, 2011, 04:33:55 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXET1kvEOAY

Loved it!

[spoiler]You just KNOW the Frenchman is going to get the last blow in when he pulls the Rocket Punch, though...[/spoiler]
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #47 on: January 29, 2011, 09:01:53 PM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2011, 01:31:48 AM »
Potential PrC, bhu?
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2011, 08:43:44 AM »
Eoic version of the Ninelifer perhaps


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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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I hate mouth breathing fuckwits who go around spouting lies, even after being corrected on those lies, and that bait mods into helping to defend their wrongness and fail. I also hate the MBFs that don't understand the meaning of words, and that can't get a fucking clue.
Hey! I like spouting lies. It's very entertaining to observe how people on the internet are buffing their small egos by declaring victories over some stupid MBFs. :smirk
Also - I hate people who use too smart words that I don't understand. :mad

Hi Welcome

Go fuck yourself, because others won't do it for you.

Stop flirting you two.  :p
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #53 on: January 31, 2011, 02:16:30 AM »
translation for the english only speaking audience?

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #54 on: January 31, 2011, 03:13:08 AM »
This. Maybe I'm just tired.
#28
#30
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #55 on: January 31, 2011, 03:36:57 AM »
Should I be glad that Geas takes 10 minutes to cast and requires you to touch the person?
"You'll still be living in caves."
"Hell I don't mind that."
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #56 on: January 31, 2011, 05:51:12 AM »
I tried to be funny:

Shut up, Hannibal Thundergod.

Variation of an oldie.

Don't forget to enlarge so you can read 'em.

Edit: For maximum effect: in the second, play this (turn volume wa-ay up as that guy likes to upload really quiet videos) as you read the second-to-last panel.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2011, 06:04:15 AM by BrokeAndDrive »
Random quotes:[spoiler]I think Roy's coinages are shitty and dumb, but Failroy has to take the cake for the dumbest new compound word of the year
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That was kind of the point. I was trying to be a Roy parody, but I guess it didn't come across overly well.

==

JaronK is of course most famous for his massive thought experiments into placing classes into tiers. While a kind of nifty idea, and a decent enough way to think about stuff, his particular tier assignments were basically insane. Apparently the criteria he used was to assign classes relative strength based on what bullshit he personally would let them get away with at 20th level.

So Factotums were rated very highly, because apparently he would let them use Rokugan-exclusive skills with Forgotten Realms-exclusive weapons from the back of MM2 templated warbeasts. But Rogues suck donkey dick, becuase he wouldn't let them use Use Magic Device to read scrolls of Planar Binding. It was a very surreal argument.
~

And to think the system was immortalized in OOTS. As a general rule, I try to avoid all tier discussion there because it's the De Facto system at BG, and I'm not going to change anyone's mind.

Besides, I think if most people are pressed, they will admit that it's just an estimate, anyway, and that results can vary from table to table.
~

My only real complaint with the tier system is that at one point I was tired (tiered?) of hearing about it.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #57 on: January 31, 2011, 08:38:37 AM »
translation for the english only speaking audience?

Title: "What you should know about me"

Hostess: "There is today a woman in the show who wants to speak with you. Go, Sandra."
'Sandra': "Uh" *points to the screen*
On Screen: "Alejandro"
'Sandra': "That's my real name"
'Sandra': "I was born... I was born a man. But now I'm a woman."

Title(again): "What you should know about me"
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I hate mouth breathing fuckwits who go around spouting lies, even after being corrected on those lies, and that bait mods into helping to defend their wrongness and fail. I also hate the MBFs that don't understand the meaning of words, and that can't get a fucking clue.
Hey! I like spouting lies. It's very entertaining to observe how people on the internet are buffing their small egos by declaring victories over some stupid MBFs. :smirk
Also - I hate people who use too smart words that I don't understand. :mad

Hi Welcome

Go fuck yourself, because others won't do it for you.

Stop flirting you two.  :p
[/spoiler]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #58 on: January 31, 2011, 12:04:24 PM »
translation for the english only speaking audience?

Title: "What you should know about me"

Hostess: "There is today a woman in the show who wants to speak with you. Go, Sandra."
'Sandra': "Uh" *points to the screen*
On Screen: "Alejandro"
'Sandra': "That's my real name"
'Sandra': "I was born... I was born a man. But now I'm a woman."

Title(again): "What you should know about me"

Well I guess it could be worse...she could be a cannibal...

and thank you for the translation

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #59 on: January 31, 2011, 02:51:43 PM »
My mom and stepdad were gone over the weekend. As usual, that leaves me to take care of the house. Which includes our two dogs. I began my weekend by soaking in the tub and listening to Iron Maiden.

Our dogs, which are mischievous as hell and occasionally QUITE noisy, behaved properly over the weekend, including but not limited to:

- Not barking in the wee hours of the morning;
- Not going potty where they weren't supposed to go;
- Not bothering me for food, and eating when I do.

Conclusion: I have trained my dogs with the POWER OF HEAVY METAL.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!