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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #341 on: May 23, 2011, 08:40:17 PM »
So this morning I was running, and there was this drizzle. By the time I stopped running, the rainwater was evaporating visibly off me. (Pretty cool visual effect, actually.)

So I go over to a nearby tree to stretch. The final exercise is meant to stretch the posterior calf muscles, and it looks suspiciously like pushing something heavy away. At this point, I accidentally break off a piece of bark, and there's this loud noise like wood splitting, and people start staring.

"Don't worry, guys." I say out loud, "I'm just moving this bad girl a couple of inches to the right."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #342 on: May 23, 2011, 09:56:48 PM »
So this morning I was running, and there was this drizzle. By the time I stopped running, the rainwater was evaporating visibly off me. (Pretty cool visual effect, actually.)

So I go over to a nearby tree to stretch. The final exercise is meant to stretch the posterior calf muscles, and it looks suspiciously like pushing something heavy away. At this point, I accidentally break off a piece of bark, and there's this loud noise like wood splitting, and people start staring.

"Don't worry, guys." I say out loud, "I'm just moving this bad girl a couple of inches to the right."

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #343 on: May 23, 2011, 11:55:39 PM »
So this morning I was running, and there was this drizzle. By the time I stopped running, the rainwater was evaporating visibly off me. (Pretty cool visual effect, actually.)

So I go over to a nearby tree to stretch. The final exercise is meant to stretch the posterior calf muscles, and it looks suspiciously like pushing something heavy away. At this point, I accidentally break off a piece of bark, and there's this loud noise like wood splitting, and people start staring.

"Don't worry, guys." I say out loud, "I'm just moving this bad girl a couple of inches to the right."
Something like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdlRiQM75s
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #344 on: May 24, 2011, 12:51:40 AM »
So this morning I was running, and there was this drizzle. By the time I stopped running, the rainwater was evaporating visibly off me. (Pretty cool visual effect, actually.)

So I go over to a nearby tree to stretch. The final exercise is meant to stretch the posterior calf muscles, and it looks suspiciously like pushing something heavy away. At this point, I accidentally break off a piece of bark, and there's this loud noise like wood splitting, and people start staring.

"Don't worry, guys." I say out loud, "I'm just moving this bad girl a couple of inches to the right."
Something like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdlRiQM75s
Yeah, except it was a tree and I wasn't the fat guy or the rastafari.  :lol



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« Last Edit: May 25, 2011, 07:34:15 PM by Kuroimaken »
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #345 on: May 26, 2011, 07:47:16 AM »
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #346 on: May 26, 2011, 06:49:47 PM »
Dude, I so posted that already...  :p
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #347 on: May 26, 2011, 08:16:52 PM »
Yeah, but it's worth a second look!

Even if it was just last page.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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There is no higher price than 'free'.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #348 on: May 26, 2011, 09:10:38 PM »
Prisoners used for gold mining

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Well ok, its not completely humorous, but that WoW gold mining is more profitable than actual hard labor manufacturing is a riot.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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There is no higher price than 'free'.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #349 on: May 27, 2011, 12:04:45 AM »
Prisoners used for gold mining

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Well ok, its not completely humorous, but that WoW gold mining is more profitable than actual hard labor manufacturing is a riot.

And people ask me why I hate WoW.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #350 on: May 27, 2011, 12:13:41 AM »
I should take up gold farming instead of working during summer break. It'd pay better.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #351 on: May 27, 2011, 12:21:31 AM »
I should take up gold farming instead of working during summer break. It'd pay better.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #352 on: May 27, 2011, 12:43:53 AM »
There isn't enough money in the world to make me play WoW.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #353 on: May 27, 2011, 01:49:43 PM »
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Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
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I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #354 on: May 27, 2011, 05:44:20 PM »
Today's Penny Arcade

Pfft. Everybody knows poison damage is retarded. There are like, twenty million different ways to get immune to it.

Mine does 3d30 plus fifty-seven. That's right, it's so awesome it uses dice that you don't normally use to play the game.

With an added 2d8 untyped damage on crit.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #355 on: May 27, 2011, 08:35:30 PM »
The effects of mine extend into the ethereal plane, like a force effect.
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #356 on: May 27, 2011, 08:41:58 PM »
The effects of mine extend into the ethereal plane, like a force effect.
Ewww.  :p
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #357 on: May 27, 2011, 09:01:24 PM »
The effects of mine extend into the ethereal plane, like a force effect.

That's not ectoplasm...


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #358 on: May 28, 2011, 06:41:43 PM »
The effects of mine extend into the ethereal plane, like a force effect.

That's not ectoplasm...


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #359 on: May 30, 2011, 08:08:15 AM »
Police hunt for "Goldilocks"

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(Reuters) - British police appealed for help Friday in tracing a suspected burglar they have dubbed "Goldilocks" because he breaks into houses, eats food and then has a sleep.

Essex detectives said they were trying to trace Jesse Dobinson who is suspected of carrying out two burglaries at a house in Wickford, northeast of London, in February and March.

"On both occasions beds in the property were slept in and food eaten before items, including electrical goods, were stolen," police said in a statement.

Unlike the fairytale character, Dobinson is also wanted in connection with an assault and a knifepoint robbery.

(Reporting by Michael Holden; Editing by Steve Addison)
Now thats just showing off.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."