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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #300 on: May 06, 2011, 06:39:05 PM »
The irony of this is, that's true of European soccer, which is pretty much what the rest of the world watches.  :p
The Netherlands won against Brazil in the last World Cup. Just saying. :p
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #301 on: May 06, 2011, 07:53:09 PM »
The irony of this is, that's true of European soccer, which is pretty much what the rest of the world watches.  :p
The Netherlands won against Brazil in the last World Cup. Just saying. :p
That was actually predictable. People were too high on Brazil's success in the last cup. They were actually advancing playing piss poor soccer and everyone was scared shitless of the team, someone with actual nads was bound to stop the team back then.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #302 on: May 07, 2011, 01:40:33 PM »
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #303 on: May 08, 2011, 09:27:33 AM »


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #304 on: May 09, 2011, 07:20:24 PM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #305 on: May 09, 2011, 07:46:02 PM »
So I was out yesterday (I figured it'd been enough time since my last disastrous encounter with the nightlife), and I run into this nice chick. Now, I'm usually pretty dense when it comes to come-ons, but this one caught my eye pretty damn quick.

I'm chatting her up when this large douchebag comes out of the blue and demands I stop talking to his girl. At which point I notice he's drunk off his ass. I ask her if she knows the guy. She informs, succintly, that he's her ex and he's not over her. So I turn to the guy.

"Excuse me, what's your name?"
"It's Roberto."
"Honey, do you mind taking your top off so I can check for tattoos, nametags, anything that would identify you as his property?"

She was nervous as he arrived, but then she let off this huge laugh and said, "Sorry, not right now."

"Sir, in accordance with civil law, I cannot verify your claim. Therefore, you shall be ignored insofar as this conversation is concerned." I turn back to her. He reaches for her wrist, all "lemme go", at which point I pull his wrist away.

"She said no. Go look for a dead girl so you don't run into the same problem twice."

So the guy tries to slug me. Too slow, too drunk, too moronic to work. I just leave my foot in front of him and he stumbles naturally upon it.

At this point half the bar is laughing at the guy. So he gets up, gets angrier and tries the same thing again. I just sidestep and gently push him forward by the back of his neck.

"Y'know, if I were wearing red and she really WERE your girl, the metaphor would be complete."*

This goes on for a while until security removes his ass.

Later that night, I score.

*The brazillian term for cuckold is "corno", which means literally "horn". A guy who's been cuckolded is therefore dubbed "chifrado" or "horned". So, red plus guy with horns = bullfight.

I don't actually know whether this belongs on this or the Happy Happy Joy Joy thread.
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Final Fantasy 7
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Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #306 on: May 12, 2011, 12:01:47 AM »
On tonight's episode of...

"WTF, Japan!"
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #307 on: May 12, 2011, 12:32:51 AM »
On tonight's episode of...

"WTF, Japan!"
That is awesome. :lol
My work
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #308 on: May 12, 2011, 01:29:52 AM »
Indeed, I might just have to buy one for the future Ms. Ikari.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #309 on: May 12, 2011, 06:20:54 AM »
Indeed, I might just have to buy one for the future Mrs. Ikari.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #310 on: May 12, 2011, 06:36:08 AM »

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #311 on: May 12, 2011, 06:39:24 AM »
Indeed, I might just have to buy one for the future Mrs. Ikari.

Fixed and 0_0
There isn't one in sight yet, SiFir. If that's what's got you bug-eyed.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #312 on: May 12, 2011, 07:04:49 AM »
All the above statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in somesense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #313 on: May 12, 2011, 09:59:32 AM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #314 on: May 12, 2011, 06:16:58 PM »
Indeed, I might just have to buy one for the future Mrs. Ikari.

Fixed and 0_0
There isn't one in sight yet, SiFir. If that's what's got you bug-eyed.

It was a joke about your avatar, Kuro.


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #315 on: May 12, 2011, 06:49:54 PM »
I know.  :P
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #317 on: May 13, 2011, 03:36:40 AM »
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[21:30] Sinfire Titan ^ad.
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[21:30] WitH]FuLL[Force who cares?
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[21:31] WitH]FuLL[Force you care yourself nice ego
[21:31] Sinfire Titan Nobody else cares.
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[21:31] ClamSlam I also have a penis of regular size
[21:31] Sinfire Titan We aren't even on motorcycles.
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[21:32] Sinfire Titan Try Alt F4.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #318 on: May 13, 2011, 04:25:17 AM »
That sounds like something outta 8-bit theater.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #319 on: May 13, 2011, 09:33:27 AM »
Jebus Sinfire, do you have to put up with that often?  :twitch