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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #260 on: April 18, 2011, 04:06:37 PM »
Let me reiterate: my body acted in disagreement with my mind, and knocked the guy out cold to boot.
Okay, new theory. Alien parasites are infecting people around the globe as a prelude to an invasion, but can be converted to good.
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #261 on: April 18, 2011, 04:12:29 PM »
Let me reiterate: my body acted in disagreement with my mind, and knocked the guy out cold to boot.
Okay, new theory. Alien parasites are infecting people around the globe as a prelude to an invasion, but can be converted to good.

What was the old theory again?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #262 on: April 18, 2011, 04:38:51 PM »
Let me reiterate: my body acted in disagreement with my mind, and knocked the guy out cold to boot.
Okay, new theory. Alien parasites are infecting people around the globe as a prelude to an invasion, but can be converted to good.

What was the old theory again?
Something to do with the third stage of human evolution as planned by the Celestials?
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #263 on: April 18, 2011, 04:40:19 PM »
Let me reiterate: my body acted in disagreement with my mind, and knocked the guy out cold to boot.
Okay, new theory. Alien parasites are infecting people around the globe as a prelude to an invasion, but can be converted to good.

What was the old theory again?
Something to do with the third stage of human evolution as planned by the Celestials?
Or that Kuroi's basically Batman. These aren't mutually exclusive theories, of course.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #264 on: April 18, 2011, 04:49:53 PM »
Let me reiterate: my body acted in disagreement with my mind, and knocked the guy out cold to boot.
Okay, new theory. Alien parasites are infecting people around the globe as a prelude to an invasion, but can be converted to good.

What was the old theory again?
Something to do with the third stage of human evolution as planned by the Celestials?
Or that Kuroi's basically Batman. These aren't mutually exclusive theories, of course.
I need an utility belt and genius-level intellect first.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #265 on: April 18, 2011, 07:38:55 PM »
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #266 on: April 18, 2011, 09:28:06 PM »
Let me reiterate: my body acted in disagreement with my mind, and knocked the guy out cold to boot.
Okay, new theory. Alien parasites are infecting people around the globe as a prelude to an invasion, but can be converted to good.

What was the old theory again?
Something to do with the third stage of human evolution as planned by the Celestials?
Or that Kuroi's basically Batman. These aren't mutually exclusive theories, of course.
I need an utility belt and genius-level intellect first.

You've clearly got the asskicking part down.


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #267 on: April 18, 2011, 09:48:52 PM »
Let me reiterate: my body acted in disagreement with my mind, and knocked the guy out cold to boot.
Okay, new theory. Alien parasites are infecting people around the globe as a prelude to an invasion, but can be converted to good.

What was the old theory again?
Something to do with the third stage of human evolution as planned by the Celestials?
Or that Kuroi's basically Batman. These aren't mutually exclusive theories, of course.
I need an utility belt and genius-level intellect first.

You've clearly got the asskicking part down.

I think it needs more asskicking.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #270 on: April 22, 2011, 01:24:15 AM »
A while back, I posted a Halolz Image related to Aperture Science. Here's the original document, so you can print it out for your own devious purposes.
So that's where the guy who posted the AS application poster in our student lobby got the idea from.

Funny enough this was also pasted at my national college of the arts. Freaking arts.
"You'll still be living in caves."
"Hell I don't mind that."
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« Last Edit: April 23, 2011, 07:17:46 PM by Prime32 »
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #273 on: April 23, 2011, 09:01:04 PM »
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Quote from: veekie's IRC game
(15:01:32) [DM]: don't bully dicebot alright?
(15:01:40) Helen: lol
(15:01:43) [DM]: !roll 1d20
(15:01:45) vkdicebot: Roll : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{2}
(15:01:46) Helen: !roll 1d20+1
(15:01:48) vkdicebot: Roll : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
(15:01:50) Helen: damn
(15:01:54) Inari: !roll 1d20
(15:01:54) Alveri: Yeah screw that D:
(15:01:55) ***[DM] glares at dicebot
(15:01:56) vkdicebot: Roll : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
(15:02:05) Helen: someone roll too
(15:02:07) Inari: Meh
(15:02:10) Helen: maybe he'll get 5 again
(15:02:17) Inari: Might as well all bend over to dicebot
(15:02:17) Alveri: . . .
(15:02:31) Alveri: We should just reverse these rolls today
(15:02:39) Alveri: !roll 20-1d20
(15:02:39) vkdicebot: Roll : 20-1d20 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{12}
(15:02:56) Inari: Ooh, dicebot calculates in absolute values?
(15:03:09) Inari: !roll 20-1d20
(15:03:10) vkdicebot: Roll : 20-1d20 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{12}
(15:03:13) Slick: That's 20 minus the result of a d20.
(15:03:16) Alveri: uh oh
(15:03:18) Inari: yeah
(15:03:21) Inari: er
(15:03:23) Inari: *facepalm*
(15:03:28) Inari: right
(15:03:30) Alveri: |<
(15:03:32) Inari: bigger number first
(15:03:46) Slick: !roll 10-1d20
(15:03:47) vkdicebot: Roll : 10-1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{-8}
(15:03:47) [DM]: haha
(15:03:53) Inari: Should be 21-1d20 for the full range of values though
(15:04:03) [DM]: it likes dox!
(15:04:12) Inari: i.e. 20-1 rather than 19-0
(15:04:13) Inari: heh
(15:04:14) Alveri: !roll 21-1d20
(15:04:15) vkdicebot: Roll : 21-1d20 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{9}
(15:04:17) Slick: Or dislikes depending on how you look at that.
(15:04:23) Inari: !roll 21-1d20
(15:04:25) vkdicebot: Roll : 21-1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{3}
(15:04:27) Inari: D:
(15:04:30) Inari: It's on to us
(15:04:34) Taran: !roll 1d20
(15:04:35) vkdicebot: Roll : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{2}
(15:04:35) [DM]: hah
(15:04:40) Alveri: ....
(15:04:41) Alveri: wow
(15:04:43) Inari: what the fuck, dicebot
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What the fuck, dicebot.
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #274 on: April 27, 2011, 01:32:57 AM »
It doesn't really matter whose dicebot is being used though. Dice do that in all games I'm in.

Well, time travel sure is tricky
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #275 on: April 27, 2011, 01:41:08 AM »
It doesn't really matter whose dicebot is being used though. Dice do that in all games I'm in.

Well, time travel sure is tricky
Even the man in the TARDIS doesn't always understand it.

Pity that Fallout Who mod hasn't been released for New Vegas yet.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #276 on: April 27, 2011, 02:06:49 AM »
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #277 on: April 29, 2011, 08:00:27 PM »
For Kuro:

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #278 on: April 29, 2011, 10:56:12 PM »
For Kuro:

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 :lmao :lmao

Good, I don't need my "world's best dad" shirt anymore.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #279 on: May 01, 2011, 12:34:27 AM »

:3
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."