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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #240 on: April 05, 2011, 06:27:05 PM »
[spoiler]Why, you afraid he might grow the brain cells needed to follow instructions?[/spoiler]


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #241 on: April 05, 2011, 11:18:54 PM »
The reply to the first was "no". At which point I said, "Fine, but you know, it's still not a violation of the TOU. And it's not like the dude would follow instructions..."

At which point the mod replied, "You'd be surprised."
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #242 on: April 06, 2011, 04:02:11 PM »


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #243 on: April 12, 2011, 04:04:33 PM »
So I was at the hospital for a blood test today. When the nurse starts filling up the tube, she realizes that it got all steamed up faster than usual... and then she recoils from it as if her fingers were nearly burnt.

Conclusion: I am REALLY hot-blooded.  :D
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
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Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #244 on: April 13, 2011, 12:58:14 AM »
So I was at the hospital for a blood test today. When the nurse starts filling up the tube, she realizes that it got all steamed up faster than usual... and then she recoils from it as if her fingers were nearly burnt.

Conclusion: I am REALLY hot-blooded.  :D
I seem to have fast heal instead, on more than one occasion when I've donated blood I've stopped bleeding and the nurse had to put some effort in to getting the blood flowing again.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #245 on: April 13, 2011, 03:28:57 AM »
So I was at the hospital for a blood test today. When the nurse starts filling up the tube, she realizes that it got all steamed up faster than usual... and then she recoils from it as if her fingers were nearly burnt.

Conclusion: I am REALLY hot-blooded.  :D
I seem to have fast heal instead, on more than one occasion when I've donated blood I've stopped bleeding and the nurse had to put some effort in to getting the blood flowing again.

So basically, you're Wolverine lite?

I still gotta wonder which superhero's equivalent I am.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #246 on: April 13, 2011, 09:05:34 AM »
So I was at the hospital for a blood test today. When the nurse starts filling up the tube, she realizes that it got all steamed up faster than usual... and then she recoils from it as if her fingers were nearly burnt.

Conclusion: I am REALLY hot-blooded.  :D
I seem to have fast heal instead, on more than one occasion when I've donated blood I've stopped bleeding and the nurse had to put some effort in to getting the blood flowing again.

So basically, you're Wolverine lite?

I still gotta wonder which superhero's equivalent I am.
More like Deadpool, I hope
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #248 on: April 14, 2011, 04:43:38 PM »
So I was at the hospital for a blood test today. When the nurse starts filling up the tube, she realizes that it got all steamed up faster than usual... and then she recoils from it as if her fingers were nearly burnt.

Conclusion: I am REALLY hot-blooded.  :D
I seem to have fast heal instead, on more than one occasion when I've donated blood I've stopped bleeding and the nurse had to put some effort in to getting the blood flowing again.

Blood donations are always a hassle for the nurses involved. They swore they could feel the pulse but poking the needle in draws no blood. They had to dig around and keep poking in. Its like trying to stick the meat thermometer in while trying to avoid touching bone.

Its painful, but for a good cause I can stand it. I just hate it when it takes over 4-5 stabbings before they finally draw blood.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #249 on: April 14, 2011, 06:50:48 PM »
I just hate it when it takes over 4-5 stabbings before they finally draw blood.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #251 on: April 15, 2011, 05:28:44 PM »
Yay drunken New Zealanders on internet forums!

Quote from: To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"
If it's taller than it's wide, then it's phallic.
If it's taller than it's wide, then it's phallic.
If it's shorter than it's wide, just turn it on its side,
Now it's taller than it's wide, so it's phallic.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #252 on: April 15, 2011, 10:03:06 PM »
Yay drunken New Zealanders on internet forums!

Quote from: To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"
If it's taller than it's wide, then it's phallic.
If it's taller than it's wide, then it's phallic.
If it's shorter than it's wide, just turn it on its side,
Now it's taller than it's wide, so it's phallic.

 :lmao :lmao
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #253 on: April 16, 2011, 01:37:43 AM »
I just hate it when it takes over 4-5 stabbings before they finally draw blood.
Context, who needs it?

First two words in my post above yours.
"You'll still be living in caves."
"Hell I don't mind that."
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #254 on: April 16, 2011, 09:16:58 PM »
What the hell Japan [NSFW: JAPAN!]
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #255 on: April 16, 2011, 10:24:33 PM »
What the hell Japan [NSFW: JAPAN!]
Well, it certainly gives new meaning to the expression "blowing smoke out of your ass."

Or any expression to do with ass...
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #256 on: April 18, 2011, 08:33:52 AM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #257 on: April 18, 2011, 09:28:09 AM »
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #259 on: April 18, 2011, 03:46:44 PM »
I can't tell if they're on drugs, having a seizure, or both.

Anyhoo, you guys won't guess what happened this mornin'.

I was out jogging when suddenly this huge black guy comes outta nowhere running with a handbag on his hands, and two policemen running after him. He's coming straight in front of me, so when he sees me, I can almost watch his pupils turn into crosshairs. He starts running straight for me.

Now, at this point, it bears mentioning the guy is taller and probably heavier than me. I figured I could try dodging him, but the next thing I know, I'm leaping with an outstretched right arm and catching him straight in the jaw, sending the guy tumbling backwards as I resume my jog.

Let me reiterate: my body acted in disagreement with my mind, and knocked the guy out cold to boot.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!