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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #220 on: March 17, 2011, 09:41:52 PM »
Being that it's St. Patrick's Day, the TV stations and radio are throwing the Irish language around everywhere and generally getting enthused about traditonal culture.

...except that St. Patrick came to Ireland to destroy its traditional culture. That's the entire reason he's remembered.
Because he failed?  :p

Also: did he destroy it with alcohol?  :lmao
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #221 on: March 17, 2011, 10:02:29 PM »
Being that it's St. Patrick's Day, the TV stations and radio are throwing the Irish language around everywhere and generally getting enthused about traditonal culture.

...except that St. Patrick came to Ireland to destroy its traditional culture. That's the entire reason he's remembered.
Because he failed?  :p

Also: did he destroy it with alcohol?  :lmao
Given that Ireland is now for the most part catholic, didn't he succeed?
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #225 on: March 24, 2011, 01:11:33 AM »
I want all three of them, plus a PC that can play that damn game!  :P
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #226 on: March 24, 2011, 07:03:11 AM »
I want all three of them, plus a PC that can play that damn game!  :P

I'm so happy they are doing a MAC port! Even if my brother is getting the 360 version, I may still buy the MAC one to mess around.


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #228 on: March 25, 2011, 05:58:47 PM »
Guess she doesn't handle rejection well.
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The booking mugshot of 92-year-old Helen Staudinger is seen in this handout released March 23, 2011. REUTERS/Courtesy of Marion County Sheriffs Office/Handout

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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla | Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:24am EDT

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla (Reuters) - Helen Staudinger, 92, wanted a kiss.

But authorities say after her 53-year-old neighbor refused, the central Florida woman aimed a semi-automatic pistol at his house and fired four times.

"If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet) probably would have hit me in the back of the head," the neighbor, Dwight Bettner, told Reuters.

Staudinger remained in jail on Tuesday, a day after being arrested on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and shooting into a dwelling. Her next court date is April 26.

The case of the kiss that wasn't occurred in Fort McCoy, Florida, about 20 miles northeast of Ocala.

Bettner, a former law enforcement officer and boilermaker, said his elderly neighbor has seemed attracted to him since he moved in six months ago. He's not sure why.

"I've taken her trash out for her, just neighborly stuff," Bettner said. "I guess she just took that as something else."

He told Marion County Sheriff's deputies that Staudinger threatened to shoot him recently when he told her he had a girlfriend but didn't follow through.

Just after noon on Monday, Bettner argued with Staudinger when she came to his house and refused to leave, according to an incident report.

"I want a kiss before I leave," Bettner said Staudinger told him.

No, he said.

"Just go back to your property, and leave me alone," Bettner recalled saying.

Bettner was on the phone with his father when he heard gunshots moments later. One bullet went through a window, spraying him with glass.

Staudinger told deputies that she fired at Bettner's new Mitsubishi 3000GT, a car "that he loved so much," the incident report said.

Bettner said on Tuesday that he would probably move out of his rented home.

"I just don't need the stress or the hassle," he said. "I thought this only happened to younger people."

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SAN ANTONIO | Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:24am EDT

SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) - A Taco Bell drive-through customer who became enraged because of a price increase on Beefy Crunch Burritos fired a BB gun through the window at a manager on Sunday, police said.

No one was hurt from the shots fired by the man, who also waved a pistol and an assault rifle in the parking lot, Police Sergeant Chris Benavides said.

As the restaurant's employees and customers hit the floor, the manager called police, and when officers arrived, the angry patron fired several shots at the police cars, Benavides said.

The man then barricaded himself inside a nearby motel room, sparking a standoff that lasted until police lobbed tear gas inside and the man surrendered.

Benavides said the burritos had been sold for 99 cents each as a promotion, but the man was apparently angry that the promotion had ended, and the price had gone up to $1.49.

The name of the 'taco rage' suspect has not been released because he had not yet been formally charged early Monday. Benavides said that the man will be charged with three counts of attempted capital murder, and that additional charges are possible.

The man never did get his burritos.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #229 on: March 25, 2011, 11:51:15 PM »
This is why stupid people shouldn't have guns.

I had a crowning moment of heartwarming today.  :D

I was out at a clothing store to pay a bill for my mom, when I hear this kid crying and I see like half a dozen store clerks over him. Kid couldn't possibly be older than 4, and the clerks couldn't get him to stop crying.

So I walk up close, kneel, look him in the eye and ask,

"Hey kiddo, what are you crying about?"

The boy instantly clams up and looks back. After swallowing a couple of hiccups, he tells me he got lost from his mother, and he's afraid she'll be angry with him.

"Naw, that kind of thing happens all the time. Why don't you dry your tears, tell these nice ladies your name and your mom's name, and they'll find her for you in no time."

"Kay", he said back to me. When I was about to get up, he grabbed my sleeve and asked if I'd stick with him until his mom was found. I smiled back, talked to him and we played in the back room of the store until his mom arrived. She was obviously upset, but when she was about to scold him, I interrupted.

"Don't you dare. He was scared out of his wits before I spoke to him, and if you give him a second reason to cry today, so help me, I'll bend you over my knee and spank your bum in front of him."

The woman was pretty astonished, but when she looked down and noticed how quiet the kid was, she thanked me and they left.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #230 on: March 26, 2011, 10:50:29 AM »
Fucking retards with guns...

How the hell did they get their licenses anyway?


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #231 on: March 26, 2011, 11:46:39 AM »
*story*
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #232 on: March 26, 2011, 01:54:01 PM »
Nope.

(I need a secret identity or something.)
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #233 on: March 26, 2011, 02:59:11 PM »
Fucking retards with guns...

How the hell did they get their licenses anyway?
They may not have had any. The old woman's could have been her old man's pistol, and there's no guarantees they were legally purchased.

Story two doesn't state whether the guy shot the firearms, only the BB gun. In hich case, that may have been the single fire civilian version of the AK instead of the class III fully automatic. I don't trust news stories involving guns since I saw photographs in one that had two BB guns and a remington rifle falsely called a glock (wasn't glock shaped at all), an uzi (looked nothing like an uzi), and a mossberg. The rifle clearly had the remington stamp on it, as well as burned into the stock.
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #234 on: March 27, 2011, 07:58:43 AM »
Doesn't matter what they did it with, does matter why they did.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #235 on: March 28, 2011, 01:51:29 PM »
Doesn't matter what they did it with, does matter why they did.
Agreed, my point was they may not have been legally obtained, in reference to the "How did they get licenses" thing.
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #236 on: April 01, 2011, 11:37:01 PM »
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #237 on: April 02, 2011, 11:59:39 AM »
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made me mroe "awww" than lol
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #238 on: April 02, 2011, 03:25:26 PM »
The whole world seems to be in on this one  :lmao
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #239 on: April 05, 2011, 06:37:31 AM »
Look Ma, I'm witty!

So I was lurking around the gamefaqs PE 3rd Birthday forum, and I post this:
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[QUOTED!]They reassigned or fired everybody with talent who didn't otherwise quit is what happened.

Seriously, think of your favorite SquareSoft game. Pick anything.

If your favorite SquareSoft game is anything other than Final Fantasy 10 or one of the 'Saga' games the director, composer and writer have been fired, quit or banished to the remake basement.[QUOTED!]

This.

The FF dream team was always Amano/Sakaguchi/Uematsu. The second that changed, FF started to suck, massively. 7 was still reasonably good even without Amano (and is single-handedly Squenix's most milked sacred cow).

And Enix did make plenty of very good games. It just never focused on the outside-of-Japan market as much as Square did. Then, after the fusion, they realized they were sitting on a huge pile of money and decided to start assimilating every minor developer they could get their hands on. This pretty much killed what little competition Square and Enix alone had in the market, while each component company already enjoyed the laurels of being badass in their own rights with hit after hit in their curriculum. THEN, they realized that they didn't have to put as much effort into the game when they could simply staple the name "Final Fantasy" to a random piece of crap once a year and make a killing off it.

No competition at all is just as bad as or worse than cutthroat competition. It's that simple.

As for whoever said that FFXIII's soundtrack is better than Uematsu productions: go listen to Darkness and Starlight. If you're still not convinced, kindly do the gene pool a favor and go eat shotgun bullets. Yesterday. Preferrably by pulling the trigger.[/spoiler]

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