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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #920 on: October 04, 2011, 11:28:04 PM »
Venn is Alcy in or outside the bar?

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #921 on: October 04, 2011, 11:38:11 PM »
Cusic is nearly buzzing she is shaking so fast and seems extremely twitchy, probably not good considering she still has her lance with her.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #922 on: October 05, 2011, 04:49:54 AM »
Alcy didn't go inside, so I guess she's outside? Sorry if I've been inactive, I've just been unsure exactly what to do right now. :/

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #923 on: October 05, 2011, 06:03:42 AM »
Alcy didn't go inside, so I guess she's outside? Sorry if I've been inactive, I've just been unsure exactly what to do right now. :/

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #924 on: October 05, 2011, 06:04:36 AM »
Cusic is nearly buzzing she is shaking so fast and seems extremely twitchy, probably not good considering she still has her lance with her.

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"Hey uh...hey that might've not been such a good idea...maybe you should sit down."

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #925 on: October 05, 2011, 12:05:06 PM »
Cusic is nearly buzzing she is shaking so fast and seems extremely twitchy, probably not good considering she still has her lance with her.

Bawb gives you a concerned look.

"Hey uh...hey that might've not been such a good idea...maybe you should sit down."
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #926 on: October 05, 2011, 12:56:03 PM »
She doesn't put up much resistance but promptly bursts into floods of tears after you take it.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #927 on: October 05, 2011, 01:46:52 PM »
Bill reacts to the sudden commotion and quickly realizes what the problem seems to be. 'Scuse me, mate. I've gotta try and take care of my friend over there Bill points at Cusic and walks over to her and stands on the tip of his toes (extending his tail slightly to keep his balance) to reach her shoulder, which he pats gently. There, there. You will get it back once you've calmed down..
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #928 on: October 05, 2011, 06:02:18 PM »
Those outside can make a listen roll to hear cusic crying  :lmao

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #929 on: October 05, 2011, 09:20:41 PM »
"I hadn't thought of that, actually. Well now, is the destruction of the mage's guild necessarily a good thing, removing a higher-power, or can this vacuum be filled? What is on the level of the adventurer's guild and the mage's guild? And what is this spider clan? I know as little about the city as I do the world outside it." So many enemies from so many angles, it was a wonder this place hasn't fallen already.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #930 on: October 05, 2011, 09:52:47 PM »
"I hadn't thought of that, actually. Well now, is the destruction of the mage's guild necessarily a good thing, removing a higher-power, or can this vacuum be filled? What is on the level of the adventurer's guild and the mage's guild? And what is this spider clan? I know as little about the city as I do the world outside it." So many enemies from so many angles, it was a wonder this place hasn't fallen already.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #931 on: October 05, 2011, 10:02:21 PM »
Now that wasn't very nice. To those in the bar via Psicrystal.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #932 on: October 06, 2011, 01:45:31 AM »
Bartholomeow is too busy trying to find out what Truffles is so interesting to notice the party drama at the bar.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #933 on: October 06, 2011, 04:36:55 AM »
Joseph is still engrossed in thought but is starting to get back to his "usual" self
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #934 on: October 06, 2011, 06:04:11 AM »
Truffles begins winding his way through the bar to a table in back full of hooded men who are whispering to themselves.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #935 on: October 06, 2011, 12:12:51 PM »
No resistance to the TK, but Teo looks a tad confused at the occurance, drunk as he is.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #936 on: October 06, 2011, 10:17:21 PM »
Trufles give s the table a nasty look and lets out a roar

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He then retreats behind Bartholomeow and peeks at the table growling.  Conversation in the bar grinds to a complete halt as the men at the table stand up and begin silently staring back at the barfolk.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #937 on: October 06, 2011, 10:29:23 PM »
Cusic seems rather happy to have her lance back, still near vibrating however.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #938 on: October 07, 2011, 01:12:21 AM »
Zach has frozen with the rest of the bar, but hasn't turned towards the pig. His whole body seems to have gone perfectly still. His eyes flash to the side, then slowly turn back to the old squirrel in front of him. His hand had been resting on his sword since the comment on ancestral techniques, and he gave that hand a slight twitch, looking the squirrel in the eye. As ready as he was to start killing, he didn't know how well that would happen with a few squirrels in his clothes.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #939 on: October 07, 2011, 11:07:18 AM »
Mustave turns from the drama to see where the roar came from. He notices everything grow quiet, sets down his ale and says:

"That's a bit of a buzzkill."

He discretely moves his hands to his two returning daggers.
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