Author Topic: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods (Read 131813 times)

Radmelon · « **Reply #840 on:** September 24, 2011, 09:41:11 PM »

Teo steps forward, sweating as only a frawg can sweat.

"We had heard that you were looking for a beu, ma'am, and we believe we have found someone suitable._{Please don't kill me."}

bhu · « **Reply #841 on:** September 25, 2011, 02:07:58 AM »

"I have been BETRAYED!!"

"You will tell me where the group I formerly hired is. Obviously you had to hear from them and they have the pass I gave them still without performing the contracted job. If they are not willing to give it back THEY MUST BE DESTROYED!"

slams fist on table

Beholder peeks out door "Hey I don't want no fuckin' statues on this patio..."

jojolagger · « **Reply #842 on:** September 25, 2011, 03:05:51 AM »

Quote from: bhu on September 25, 2011, 02:07:58 AM

"I have been BETRAYED!!"

"You will tell me where the group I formerly hired is. Obviously you had to hear from them and they have the pass I gave them still without performing the contracted job. If they are not willing to give it back THEY MUST BE DESTROYED!"

slams fist on table

Beholder peeks out door "Hey I don't want no fuckin' statues on this patio..."

We are said group, and were disguised when we took the job. Here is the pass you gave us. If you want I'll telepathically show you my memories from when we took the job.

bhu · « **Reply #843 on:** September 25, 2011, 04:44:56 AM »

"Why the disguise?"

Beholder: "Look if you stone these guys it could rip the patio off the side of the place and you'd fall to your doom. Just sayin..."

"I GOT IT ALREADY!"

"And why not approach me in the same disguise now?"

jojolagger · « **Reply #844 on:** September 25, 2011, 04:58:27 AM »

Quote from: bhu on September 25, 2011, 04:44:56 AM

"Why the disguise?"

Beholder: "Look if you stone these guys it could rip the patio off the side of the place and you'd fall to your doom. Just sayin..."

"I GOT IT ALREADY!"

"And why not approach me in the same disguise now?"

We used the disguises because a powerful organization was angry with us. We're not using the disguises now because they are no longer a threat.

[spoiler]Rolling diplomacy hopefully getting her a bit calmer
diplomacy (1d20+11=16)
Also sense motive, mostly because ceusharath is somewhat paraniod sense motive (1d20+24=29)[/spoiler]

Flay Crimsonwind · « **Reply #845 on:** September 25, 2011, 07:19:32 AM »

The last sentence made Zachary snort back laughter, smirking. "In any case, now that the urgent matters of not getting ourselves killed has been dealt with, we offer our apologies for the time we were sidetracked, and give our solemn promise to deal with this matter forthwith. If it would put you at ease, I will pledge it on my honor." Granted, he was a ronin, so his honor wasn't worth diddly, but that didn't change the meaning.

[spoiler]Diplomacy to improve her attitude with us: 13
HAHA![/spoiler]

bhu · « **Reply #846 on:** September 26, 2011, 12:08:31 AM »

Quote from: jojolagger on September 25, 2011, 04:58:27 AM

Quote from: bhu on September 25, 2011, 04:44:56 AM
"Why the disguise?"

Beholder: "Look if you stone these guys it could rip the patio off the side of the place and you'd fall to your doom. Just sayin..."

"I GOT IT ALREADY!"

"And why not approach me in the same disguise now?"
We used the disguises because a powerful organization was angry with us. We're not using the disguises now because they are no longer a threat.

[spoiler]Rolling diplomacy hopefully getting her a bit calmer
diplomacy (1d20+11=16)
Also sense motive, mostly because ceusharath is somewhat paraniod sense motive (1d20+24=29)[/spoiler]

[spoiler]She's well and truly pissed, but she was that way before you guys showed up. Somethings on her mind.[/spoiler]

"Do you have any leads?"

Flay Crimsonwind · « **Reply #847 on:** September 27, 2011, 07:50:33 AM »

"Actually, apparently, yes." He turns to Ceusharath with a look indicating he expects something entertaining to happen soon. "Remind me what this lead is? I believe the terms were fairly flexible. Male, good lover, doesn't mind a spouse who may or may not have an anti-adventurer professional stance, correct? Where did we put that pass.... Teo, did you keep ahold of it?"

Radmelon · « **Reply #848 on:** September 27, 2011, 12:03:13 PM »

"I don't have the pass. Don't think so, at any rate"

bhu · « **Reply #849 on:** September 27, 2011, 05:23:54 PM »

the medusa grits her teeth a little. "One of you better have that pass..I would prefer a healthy poison resistant male. Soon. Do you know how long it's been since mama had any marital relations with anything that wasn't stone?"

the beholder pops out "Hey, uh, lets not get too weird out here..."

"GET BUCK IN THE FUCKIN' BAR AND SERVE WHISKEY YOU ROUND FUCK!"

"And of course being willing to have children is a must. I'm almost 130 you know."

Monotremeancer · « **Reply #850 on:** September 27, 2011, 06:44:20 PM »

At this point, Bill decides to try and discreetly move behind one of the larger group members, quite sure that contributing to this in any way would violate quite a lot of Druidic rules.

Littha · « **Reply #851 on:** September 27, 2011, 10:57:31 PM »

Cusic is just hanging around looking completely oblivious, contemplating getting a drink from the bar and wondering about the big round floaty thing.

bhu · « **Reply #852 on:** September 28, 2011, 12:47:54 AM »

Quote from: Littha on September 27, 2011, 10:57:31 PM

Cusic is just hanging around looking completely oblivious, contemplating getting a drink from the bar and wondering about the big round floaty thing.

A lil teeny round floaty thing hovers over towards you.

"Sup? You new 'round here?"

bhu · « **Reply #853 on:** September 28, 2011, 12:50:41 AM »

Medusa: "Look...I'm sorry if I seem a little incoherent. Some zombie monk is causing rifts in the Minions union, and today was a nasty day, and I may lose my job because of him. So I've been having a few too many Dwarven Whiskeys. I'll calm down a little once I stone him and find someone with a nice fat child implanting cock. Now which one of you has that pass, and do you have any leads on a man?"

Littha · « **Reply #854 on:** September 28, 2011, 12:54:01 AM »

Cusic jumps with glee and points. "Woah, floaty thing" recovering what little of her that could be considered sense she goes on. "Yep, new in town. We kill things and help people... and I dance" she scrunches her face up and positively shakes with excitement.

"I'm Cusic, what's your name floaty thing?"

bhu · « **Reply #855 on:** September 28, 2011, 12:58:32 AM »

"I'm Bawb. I'm in the Evil Minion union. We protect hoards of treasure an stuffs."

Littha · « **Reply #856 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:01:10 AM »

"Seems like an odd name for a union that protects stuffs"

bhu · « **Reply #857 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:10:44 AM »

"Well most of our employers are insane lunatics hellbent on world domination who burn out and get killed by Adventurer's Guilds. Were sort of a temp service. When our boss gets wiped out the Union finds us another boss. Plus we get one free drink a day at various local bars paid for by teh union to help us unwind. It's a high stress job. But I get to shoot people with my eye lasers!"

Flay Crimsonwind · « **Reply #858 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:13:05 AM »

The comment on the zombie is what makes Zach perk his ears up. "I can take care of that for you, on the side, as a gesture of good will. Talk to Ceushareth here about your man, please tell ME more about this zombie monk. Like, where he most likely is at this given moment?" Zach has that blooding look in his eyes, and a wicked grin on his face as he contemplates the many ways of making the zombies day miserable and short lived.

Littha · « **Reply #859 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:14:51 AM »

As per usual Cusic's memory is only great enough for her to catch the last part of a conversation...
"Laser eyes! AWESOME. I mostly stab things with my pointy thing..."

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Author Topic: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods (Read 131813 times)