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Quote from: bhu on September 01, 2011, 02:54:54 PMQuote from: Flay Crimsonwind on September 01, 2011, 06:18:18 AMBhu[spoiler]After getting down the hallway, to a quieter, unpopulated area, he nudges the squirrels in his clothing. He whispered without moving his face down to look at them. "I would like a quick word with you..."[/spoiler][spoiler]"Do we has mission?"[/spoiler][spoiler]"Less a mission, more I wanted to discuss your terms of employment. I can train you in the sword, but I have every intention of having you become, for lack of a better name, warrior spies. There is a lot to this town and world that I don't understand, and for that I'll need eyes that I can trust. Once we get to the new base, I'll need to have the both of you explore the place. I'd rather give you a mission when we had a specific place of operations.You may face combat, danger, and who knows what other unspeakable things when under my service, but I will not forget those whom are my eyes. There will be honor. There will be killing. Your needs will be met, and you shall not go without. Are you prepared for such a role?"[/spoiler]
Quote from: Flay Crimsonwind on September 01, 2011, 06:18:18 AMBhu[spoiler]After getting down the hallway, to a quieter, unpopulated area, he nudges the squirrels in his clothing. He whispered without moving his face down to look at them. "I would like a quick word with you..."[/spoiler][spoiler]"Do we has mission?"[/spoiler]
Bhu[spoiler]After getting down the hallway, to a quieter, unpopulated area, he nudges the squirrels in his clothing. He whispered without moving his face down to look at them. "I would like a quick word with you..."[/spoiler]
Quote from: Sir Shadow on September 01, 2011, 03:26:41 PM[spoiler]Quote from: bhu on September 01, 2011, 02:56:42 PM"Not all of the Mages were bad off, just the Dean's lot. We'll be replacing them, the city needs the firepower too much not to. Are you perhaps volunteering for a position?""Right, clerics are good for some things, but they're a little too... political when it comes to reliability. I would be happy to assist, I myself had nearly graduated from Warthog's School of Spellbooks and Sorcery when I was sucked here. Just how serious is the damage to the mage's guild?"[/spoiler][spoiler]"Bad enough we'd take even a recent graduate. No offense meant, but the Dean could warp space and time if it were necessary, and I doubt you're at that level yet. The Clerics can be political, but there are so many religions available they nullify each other. The Mage's Guild was a problem. Most of them had ties to members of the City Council, the military, etc. For a time their plotting against one another kept them busy, but now that fool Dean's ambitions and the Gawd wiping much of them out has left a power vacuum along with an enormous number of unemployed spies and assassins. I will be very busy killing. The Quartermaster at the Head Office will be handling applications to the Guild if you wish. Be careful little cat. It is a dangerous game you are inserting yourself into."[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Quote from: bhu on September 01, 2011, 02:56:42 PM"Not all of the Mages were bad off, just the Dean's lot. We'll be replacing them, the city needs the firepower too much not to. Are you perhaps volunteering for a position?""Right, clerics are good for some things, but they're a little too... political when it comes to reliability. I would be happy to assist, I myself had nearly graduated from Warthog's School of Spellbooks and Sorcery when I was sucked here. Just how serious is the damage to the mage's guild?"[/spoiler]
"Not all of the Mages were bad off, just the Dean's lot. We'll be replacing them, the city needs the firepower too much not to. Are you perhaps volunteering for a position?"
Quote from: Flay Crimsonwind on September 01, 2011, 06:25:50 PMQuote from: bhu on September 01, 2011, 02:54:54 PMQuote from: Flay Crimsonwind on September 01, 2011, 06:18:18 AMBhu[spoiler]After getting down the hallway, to a quieter, unpopulated area, he nudges the squirrels in his clothing. He whispered without moving his face down to look at them. "I would like a quick word with you..."[/spoiler][spoiler]"Do we has mission?"[/spoiler][spoiler]"Less a mission, more I wanted to discuss your terms of employment. I can train you in the sword, but I have every intention of having you become, for lack of a better name, warrior spies. There is a lot to this town and world that I don't understand, and for that I'll need eyes that I can trust. Once we get to the new base, I'll need to have the both of you explore the place. I'd rather give you a mission when we had a specific place of operations.You may face combat, danger, and who knows what other unspeakable things when under my service, but I will not forget those whom are my eyes. There will be honor. There will be killing. Your needs will be met, and you shall not go without. Are you prepared for such a role?"[/spoiler][spoiler]"HAWT DAMN! Uhh..yes..yes we are..."[/spoiler]
Quote from: bhu on September 01, 2011, 05:28:56 PMQuote from: Sir Shadow on September 01, 2011, 03:26:41 PM[spoiler]Quote from: bhu on September 01, 2011, 02:56:42 PM"Not all of the Mages were bad off, just the Dean's lot. We'll be replacing them, the city needs the firepower too much not to. Are you perhaps volunteering for a position?""Right, clerics are good for some things, but they're a little too... political when it comes to reliability. I would be happy to assist, I myself had nearly graduated from Warthog's School of Spellbooks and Sorcery when I was sucked here. Just how serious is the damage to the mage's guild?"[/spoiler][spoiler]"Bad enough we'd take even a recent graduate. No offense meant, but the Dean could warp space and time if it were necessary, and I doubt you're at that level yet. The Clerics can be political, but there are so many religions available they nullify each other. The Mage's Guild was a problem. Most of them had ties to members of the City Council, the military, etc. For a time their plotting against one another kept them busy, but now that fool Dean's ambitions and the Gawd wiping much of them out has left a power vacuum along with an enormous number of unemployed spies and assassins. I will be very busy killing. The Quartermaster at the Head Office will be handling applications to the Guild if you wish. Be careful little cat. It is a dangerous game you are inserting yourself into."[/spoiler][spoiler]"But surely the gawd's intervention must have culled most of the troublemakers? And can't you guys take the opportunity to insert people that are more sympathetic to your side in to the guild? Surely there must be some wizards among the adventurer's guild looking to retire. Joining the mage's guild as instructors would be a good source of steady income as well as a... "steadier" pace in comparison. Don't you have any sane mage allies you could convince to join to keep things in order?" Bartholomeow looked interested, as he understood little of the city's dynamics and order. From what he had seen, things were quite crazy around this place. He also wondered how this man knew he was a cat, as he had taken almost every precaution to being discovered. Damn True Sight.
Quote from: Sir Shadow on September 02, 2011, 03:11:28 AMQuote from: bhu on September 01, 2011, 05:28:56 PMQuote from: Sir Shadow on September 01, 2011, 03:26:41 PM[spoiler]Quote from: bhu on September 01, 2011, 02:56:42 PM"Not all of the Mages were bad off, just the Dean's lot. We'll be replacing them, the city needs the firepower too much not to. Are you perhaps volunteering for a position?""Right, clerics are good for some things, but they're a little too... political when it comes to reliability. I would be happy to assist, I myself had nearly graduated from Warthog's School of Spellbooks and Sorcery when I was sucked here. Just how serious is the damage to the mage's guild?"[/spoiler][spoiler]"Bad enough we'd take even a recent graduate. No offense meant, but the Dean could warp space and time if it were necessary, and I doubt you're at that level yet. The Clerics can be political, but there are so many religions available they nullify each other. The Mage's Guild was a problem. Most of them had ties to members of the City Council, the military, etc. For a time their plotting against one another kept them busy, but now that fool Dean's ambitions and the Gawd wiping much of them out has left a power vacuum along with an enormous number of unemployed spies and assassins. I will be very busy killing. The Quartermaster at the Head Office will be handling applications to the Guild if you wish. Be careful little cat. It is a dangerous game you are inserting yourself into."[/spoiler][spoiler]"But surely the gawd's intervention must have culled most of the troublemakers? And can't you guys take the opportunity to insert people that are more sympathetic to your side in to the guild? Surely there must be some wizards among the adventurer's guild looking to retire. Joining the mage's guild as instructors would be a good source of steady income as well as a... "steadier" pace in comparison. Don't you have any sane mage allies you could convince to join to keep things in order?" Bartholomeow looked interested, as he understood little of the city's dynamics and order. From what he had seen, things were quite crazy around this place. He also wondered how this man knew he was a cat, as he had taken almost every precaution to being discovered. Damn True Sight.[spoiler]spot check plz"Because all Wizards become troublemakers at some point. The problem with wielding vast magical power is that eventually many believe they can become a Deity or take over the world. Most of them consider each other competition, or have a plethora of enemies, or some other problem. The interviews alone will be a bitch. Honestly the best mages are less powerful ones, or ones we can blackmail into not using the populace as spell components because they don't consider some species to be people."[/spoiler]
sir shadow[spoiler]There are many Guild Cats within the Sheriff's office. They're hiding out in the shadows for the most part.[/spoiler]
Quote from: bhu on September 02, 2011, 03:45:25 PMsir shadow[spoiler]There are many Guild Cats within the Sheriff's office. They're hiding out in the shadows for the most part.[/spoiler][spoiler]Gives the kitties a look, a tad annoyed by the breach of privacy. "Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'll try to keep the experimentation to a minimum, meat bag... I kid, I kid. I guess I'll speak with the Quartermaster, then."
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PMIn other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
Quote from: Sir Shadow on September 02, 2011, 04:29:59 PMQuote from: bhu on September 02, 2011, 03:45:25 PMsir shadow[spoiler]There are many Guild Cats within the Sheriff's office. They're hiding out in the shadows for the most part.[/spoiler][spoiler]Gives the kitties a look, a tad annoyed by the breach of privacy. "Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'll try to keep the experimentation to a minimum, meat bag... I kid, I kid. I guess I'll speak with the Quartermaster, then."[spoiler]"No offense was meant. You'll understand more when you meet the local mages. Bob show him to the Quartermaster."The QUartermaster appears to be a bored, somewhat grumpy Baboon. Grumpy might be a bit of an understatement. He scribbles faster in a defensive manner and sighs when you come in."You'll be here for the Guild application I 'spect." [/spoiler]
Ceusharath begins to read the cleric's mind, knowing the won't be able to resist once he get's back up.[spoiler]He doesn't get a save due to the the rule you'd expect to hear from a rapist. "Unconscious creatures count as willing."[/spoiler]
Sir Shadow[spoiler]"I gotta warn you, if you have any of the same ideas as the other Mages I have a Wand of Forced Bodily Intrusion. Now then, what would you consider your magical specialty?" [/spoiler]
Quote from: bhu on September 03, 2011, 03:12:58 AMSir Shadow[spoiler]"I gotta warn you, if you have any of the same ideas as the other Mages I have a Wand of Forced Bodily Intrusion. Now then, what would you consider your magical specialty?" [/spoiler][spoiler]Bartholomeow is not really interested in a Wand of Forced Bodily Intrusion unless they are standard issue for the mage's guild. "Well, when I was in the academy, my major was Necromancy with a minor in Conjuration."[/spoiler]
