Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods

[Radmelon]

"I can't tell if flight is more or less fun under gravity. Oog."

[bhu]

The planes land and the squirrels bid a fond and possibly temporary farewell to the lot of you.

Bill gets the elf chick who looks a little stunned at his appearance

Jojo gets Captain Topcat

Sir Shadow gets teh matronly goblin

The Gnome chick gets the squirrel automaton

Jojo's minion and a few squirrels pile into the humans plane

Leaving Alcy to fly on her own or trust the Dwarf...

[Monotremeancer]

G'day. Name's Bill. Bill raises his hand in a greeting gesture

[VennDygrem]

[spoiler]It depends on how fast the planes can fly.[/spoiler]

[bhu]

[spoiler]It depends on how fast the planes can fly.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]pretty damn fast[/spoiler]

[bhu]

G'day. Name's Bill. Bill raises his hand in a greeting gesture

"You will..pardon my expression of surprise I have never seen anything like you."

[VennDygrem]

[spoiler]In that case I have no hope of following them, even when "running"...[/spoiler]

Alcy lands and resumes humanoid form, then, finding all the other planes occupied, nervously joining the Dwarf.

She strongly considers casting Remove Fear on herself prior to taking the flight, having seen what happened with Konner.

[bhu]

[spoiler]In that case I have no hope of following them, even when "running"...[/spoiler]

Alcy lands and resumes humanoid form, then, finding all the other planes occupied, nervously joining the Dwarf.

She strongly considers casting Remove Fear on herself prior to taking the flight, having seen what happened with Konner.

"Hawt Damn!! I likes me a big woman!! You like flyin' ma'am?

[VennDygrem]

"Flying? That's at number three for me, right after "Utterly Destroying the Forces of Evil". And that's right under Continuing to Live."

[Sir Shadow]

Bartholomeow looks quite worried about the flying contraption and the goblin woman. <"Is it safe?"> He asks in goblin.

[bhu]

Bartholomeow looks quite worried about the flying contraption and the goblin woman. <"Is it safe?"> He asks in goblin.

"As safe as Gnomish devices get.  I've flown it for almost a year now.  I'm quite surprised for a device such as this."  While you're strapping in her left bosom pops loose and flings itself over her shoulder and the nipple speaks to you "Hi, I'm Fnord.  Would you like to discuss the salvation of your immortal soul?"

[bhu]

"Flying? That's at number three for me, right after "Utterly Destroying the Forces of Evil". And that's right under Continuing to Live."

"Well lets git this started then!!" 

He powers into the air at what feels like a billion miles per hour.

[VennDygrem]

[spoiler]"My brains... are going into... my feet......."

Not applicable here so much, but a nice little quote for anyone who gets the reference. [/spoiler]

[Monotremeancer]

G'day. Name's Bill. Bill raises his hand in a greeting gesture

"You will..pardon my expression of surprise I have never seen anything like you."

That is okay, the magnificence of my people tend to stun a lot of beings when we encounter each other for the first time. But surely you must have heard of a platypus before? Bill gives the Elf a curious look.

[Sir Shadow]

"Salvation? What does a nipple know of salvation?"

[bhu]

G'day. Name's Bill. Bill raises his hand in a greeting gesture

"You will..pardon my expression of surprise I have never seen anything like you."

That is okay, the magnificence of my people tend to stun a lot of beings when we encounter each other for the first time. But surely you must have heard of a platypus before? Bill gives the Elf a curious look.

"Alas no.  Are you related to beavers?"

[bhu]

"Salvation? What does a nipple know of salvation?"

"Hahahahaha! Kind sir do not let my current state fool you.  I am a High Priest, currently forced to inhabit this poor goblins left bosom until such time as I can afford a proper Resurrection."

[Sir Shadow]

"Uhuh... I can see where this 'salvation' has gotten you." Bartholomeow gives the nipple a very skeptical look.

[bhu]

"Uhuh... I can see where this 'salvation' has gotten you." Bartholomeow gives the nipple a very skeptical look.

The right bosom pops up now

"Don't listen to him, he's just a garden variety priest of some minor nameless deity.  I on the other hand am Shaitan!! Mighty Pit Fiend!!  That we are reduced to similar circumstances annoys me no end, but with sufficient soul contracts I can work my way free.  So would you like ultimate power in exchange for your soul?" 

goblin woman:  "FUCKING HELL WILL YOU TWO STOP THAT!!!!!!  IT'S NO WONDER I NEVER GET LAID!!?"

truffles: "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

[Monotremeancer]

G'day. Name's Bill. Bill raises his hand in a greeting gesture

"You will..pardon my expression of surprise I have never seen anything like you."

That is okay, the magnificence of my people tend to stun a lot of beings when we encounter each other for the first time. But surely you must have heard of a platypus before? Bill gives the Elf a curious look.

"Alas no.  Are you related to beavers?"

Beavers? No, not that I know of. We get along fairly well with the echidnas, however. Though I must admit, I am somewhat amazed that there are so many beings in this realm who seem to be unfamiliar with my kind. Are we really that rare? Bill aims the last question at anyone who might hear it.