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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #420 on: July 20, 2011, 01:11:27 AM »
Alcy looks up from the pig, searching around. "What-- Oh, wow! Ceus, you're... bodied! Alive! Is that what you asked for?"
"Yeah. Remaining in existence sans body put a lot of strain on my mind, but now I'm back up to full power." Responds Ceus, Grinning, and his Psicrystal climbs up onto his shoulder.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #421 on: July 20, 2011, 04:00:25 AM »
Kintal whispers back to the skwirls:

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"Hmm, yes I do.  Do you want me to tell the guild about your interest in joining or do you want to send a representative with me?"  He chuckles softly.  "I do love how you excel at killing in unique ways."
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #422 on: July 20, 2011, 10:34:22 AM »
Bartholomeow shoots a glare at the audacious individuals and their man-crab. "Do not despair Truffles. I'm sure we shall find much more tasty morsels when we return to the city to purview the decimation of the Mage's Guild."

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #423 on: July 20, 2011, 02:43:18 PM »
Alcy looks up from the pig, searching around. "What-- Oh, wow! Ceus, you're... bodied! Alive! Is that what you asked for?"
"Yeah. Remaining in existence sans body put a lot of strain on my mind, but now I'm back up to full power." Responds Ceus, Grinning, and his Psicrystal climbs up onto his shoulder.
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I believe a "congratulations" is in order then. I have tried a lot of different bodies over the years, but I have never been without one as far as I know.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #424 on: July 20, 2011, 06:16:24 PM »
Bartholomeow shoots a glare at the audacious individuals and their man-crab. "Do not despair Truffles. I'm sure we shall find much more tasty morsels when we return to the city to purview the decimation of the Mage's Guild."

"oink!"

Somehow Truffles manages to climb into one of your pockets and starts napping.  He's reasonable light for devouring a medium humanoids entire head.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #425 on: July 20, 2011, 06:18:05 PM »
Kintal whispers back to the skwirls:

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"Hmm, yes I do.  Do you want me to tell the guild about your interest in joining or do you want to send a representative with me?"  He chuckles softly.  "I do love how you excel at killing in unique ways."
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[spoiler]"We'll send a rep or two.  The city is still gathering supplies, and will have much more to get now that it needs repaired.  It will be here several weeks at least.  We have time"[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #426 on: July 21, 2011, 02:28:42 AM »
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Kintal nods and grins devilishly.  "I will make the necessary introductions."
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #427 on: July 21, 2011, 07:13:28 AM »
Alcy looks up from the pig, searching around. "What-- Oh, wow! Ceus, you're... bodied! Alive! Is that what you asked for?"
"Yeah. Remaining in existence sans body put a lot of strain on my mind, but now I'm back up to full power." Responds Ceus, Grinning, and his Psicrystal climbs up onto his shoulder.

"Welp Ghosty, time to christen your new body with BOOZE!" joseph says grinning with glee at another chance to get drunk
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #428 on: July 21, 2011, 01:18:20 PM »
jojo

[spoiler]You get an incoming transmission from the ring.  "Hey guys!  Guys you still out there?  We'd like you back up here now.  A deity materialized and raised a buncha hell, and a werewolf tribe is apparently at war with whats left of the Mage's."[/spoiler]

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SOlara: "Holy shit, you're a Kobold!"

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Radmelon: "You got any money you wanna spend?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #429 on: July 21, 2011, 02:00:12 PM »
Right guys, we've been called back. Best if we get get going as soon as possible.
Though we still need to see the Medusa, and I'd like to see if that guy still want's a job.
To HQ:[spoiler]On our way back in a moment. Just need to tie up some loose ends. The Deity was probably Benny. Try to help out the Lycans, the Mages have been up to no good, to the extent of possible destruction of everything.[/spoiler]
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #430 on: July 21, 2011, 02:27:28 PM »
to ruam: "Welcome Brudda!"
Thank's mate. It's good to be back, though it seems we are about to skedaddle again.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #431 on: July 21, 2011, 02:37:06 PM »
Alcy points at the points of her ears. "Do these look human to you?" She thinks for a moment, and says, "Nevermind, they probably do. No matter. For your information, I am not human. Best you ask one for the answer to your question."

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #432 on: July 21, 2011, 05:31:28 PM »
"My cash and I are staying firmly attached, thank you very much. Of course, I could be persueded if something caught my eye,"

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #433 on: July 21, 2011, 08:40:28 PM »
"My cash and I are staying firmly attached, thank you very much. Of course, I could be persueded if something caught my eye,"

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #434 on: July 22, 2011, 01:43:30 AM »
To the Squireels

"I'm  a awakened living spell. Pretty cool huh?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #435 on: July 22, 2011, 01:49:45 AM »
"Anyway, it's probably best we got moving on as Ceus said. As far as the medusa goes, we still haven't found anyone willing to be her... uh... beau."

[spoiler]That was her job, right? Find a man for her?[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #436 on: July 22, 2011, 05:15:57 AM »
Bartholomeow shoots a glare at the audacious individuals and their man-crab. "Do not despair Truffles. I'm sure we shall find much more tasty morsels when we return to the city to purview the decimation of the Mage's Guild."
"Remember that it might be in our better interests to cut off the head and take control of the impressionable talent there, rather than slaughter them wholesale. I might be a killer, but I can see the tactical advantages in some trained pawns, no matter how lowly. They're still better trained than the average; we could use that.

"Though yes, it might be useful to... assist the medusa before we leave. What's the news from above, Ceus?"


Seeing the little squirrel challenge him, he finds himself incredibly amused. Crouching to see him eye to eye, he smiles and says, "With an attitude like that, I'm sure you could overcome me easily. I wish I had more readily strong agents like you around..." A lightbulb flashes in his head, which he found odd considering lightbulbs didn't yet exist in his realm. He stored the note away with the rest.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #437 on: July 22, 2011, 09:33:26 AM »
Robby: "You interested in a +3 Ferret?"
"Um... what's it do? Just the normal ferret stuff, but better? I knew a guy who was into that, but it's not my cup of tea. Thanks."
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #438 on: July 22, 2011, 01:33:09 PM »
"Though yes, it might be useful to... assist the medusa before we leave. What's the news from above, Ceusic?"
[spoiler]Your mixing the names of Ceusharath and Cusic.  :twitch

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"Lycan's are killing of the rest of the Mages, Benny got a bunch of them already.

Also, I seem to remember Teo having a plan for the medusa.
:smirk"

Now that guy needing a job should be somewhere here. Say Ceus, rather loudly, hoping his potential assistant will here him.
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #439 on: July 22, 2011, 07:52:45 PM »
"Anyway, it's probably best we got moving on as Ceus said. As far as the medusa goes, we still haven't found anyone willing to be her... uh... beau."

[spoiler]That was her job, right? Find a man for her?[/spoiler]


[spoiler]yuppers, and in theory you have actually found a possible mate if you think bout it  :D[/spoiler]