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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #240 on: April 17, 2011, 11:19:19 PM »
For safetys sake joseph is looking away
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #241 on: April 17, 2011, 11:58:13 PM »
Ceusharath turns and drops into the ground, effectively looking away and putting several feet of dirt between him and the god.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #242 on: April 18, 2011, 12:57:27 AM »
Bartholomeow wonders how satisfying it would be to see a god exit a mortal's body, but decides to look away before curiosity kills him.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #243 on: April 18, 2011, 01:34:17 AM »
For safetys sake joseph is looking away

'paralyzed in fear'

Unless anyone else wishes to peek RUam and Konner need to make willpower saves.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #244 on: April 18, 2011, 01:47:18 AM »
The god's comment didn't register very quickly to Zachary, who brought his hand up all too late...

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I thought for a good while about what Zach's reaction might be. He is as far as I know the only charrie whose homeworld consists entirely of no-magic (as I set him in feudal Japan, realworld); this is what I concluded was a good midway point.

Not that I'm displeased with this roll, but if it's a mind-altering/fear effect, here's the second roll that I can choose to use should it be higher, as per indomitable soul feat: 14.

Heh, well if it is one of those times, I'll stick to my first roll thanks.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #245 on: April 18, 2011, 03:44:54 AM »
will save 27
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[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #246 on: April 18, 2011, 05:36:23 AM »
Le Will Save (1d20+8=10)
[spoiler]Oh ... Fuck[/spoiler]
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #247 on: April 18, 2011, 06:13:16 AM »
Anyone whose Willpower Save is less than oh well say inn the high 50's has their mind shattered as something horrifying leaves the boy who shrinks back to a crumpled and bloody almost normal.  You can't quite remember what it was but when you can be pried from running about screaming by the skwirls, the wives have taken possession of the wizard boy who now seems quite lobotomized and are explaining to him his new life as the Holy Whipping Boy.

Almost immediately the ring wearer gets a communique as a loud explosion is heard from the sky:

[spoiler]"Seriously, wtf guys?"[/spoiler]

You are now alone in a clearing full of dead bodies, forest critters, and Thog and Ernie.  Oh and the possessed worshippers of a pissed of entity.

Anyone up for spoiling the dead or shall we move directly to the xp?  :smirk

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #248 on: April 18, 2011, 08:48:35 AM »
Bill can't really recall the last time he screamed at the top of his lungs like that and when he finally calms down he realizes he's lying under a heap of squirrels. With a sore throat he says
I am going to have to remember never to do that again.Thank you, guys. I think I'm okay now. Standing on wobbly knees he then asks How long was I...?

[spoiler]Bill is not interested in picking up the scraps[/spoiler]
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #249 on: April 18, 2011, 10:04:53 AM »
Mustave covered his eyes, BTW.

He's up for looting corpses.  He needs to acquire more daggers and acid, so money is a good thing.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #250 on: April 18, 2011, 12:01:31 PM »
Looting time!

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #251 on: April 18, 2011, 12:38:44 PM »
Alcy really wants to take the kid's head off for pulling a stunt like this, but restrains herself to avoid any unwanted divine intervention.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #252 on: April 18, 2011, 12:54:18 PM »
Ceusharath Begins to give the other comms guy a full Description of recent events. Followed by a request to have a very strong drink dropped off in his coffin.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #253 on: April 19, 2011, 03:09:21 AM »
Sebastian approaches the group:

"You have my heartfelt gratitude in this.  My people shall always remember you in this forest.  If ever we can repay you let us know."

Thog and Ernie are now trying to negotiate with the SKwirls/badgers (and possibly your group) over spoils of war.

So what are each of you doing?

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #254 on: April 19, 2011, 03:37:33 AM »
Bartholomeow will of course try to collect anything magical, either from the ground or the 'New Holy Whipping Boy'. It's not like he needs magical crap anymore.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #255 on: April 19, 2011, 04:20:51 AM »
Alcy will attempt to help gather up any 'spoils' so that they can be accounted for and divided fairly.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #256 on: April 19, 2011, 04:29:18 AM »
Bill is just trying to get his head straight and his knees a little less wobbly by walking a few paces, using his spear for support, mumbling something about a waste of life.

If Joseph is still paralysed he'll try and give him a hand
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #257 on: April 19, 2011, 05:49:38 AM »
Bartholomeow will of course try to collect anything magical, either from the ground or the 'New Holy Whipping Boy'. It's not like he needs magical crap anymore.

You casting detect magic then?

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #258 on: April 19, 2011, 05:50:21 AM »
Bill is just trying to get his head straight and his knees a little less wobbly by walking a few paces, using his spear for support, mumbling something about a waste of life.

If Joseph is still paralysed he'll try and give him a hand

He isn't paralyzed anymore but he prolly doesn't feel so awesome.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #259 on: April 19, 2011, 07:36:30 AM »
Staring, eyes weeping, at the horrid sight he beheld, Zachary falls totally silent. After a few minutes, his eyes sink back down to a normal width, instead of bulging out of his head as they had been. Without a word, he wipes his sword, sheathes it, and starts looking over bodies for weapons that look decent.

[spoiler]No real rhyme or reason, just looking for weapons. I can always have someone look over them afterwards.[/spoiler]