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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2011, 05:11:54 PM »
Unless Mr. Squirrel have a problem with me moving through his square for a moment I'll move to L15 and call down some lightning on KF6, dealing 9 damage (Reflex 17 for half)
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2011, 08:07:42 PM »
KF6 is well and truly hurting from all the attention. 

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2011, 09:38:26 AM »
Move to H 13 and cast Color Spray, aimed northwest to hit squares: E 12, F 11, F 12, G 10, G 11, and G 12.

Will DC 13.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2011, 04:47:31 PM »
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2854647/ the mercs in F11 and F12 blow the save.  http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2854648/  Amazingly so does KF5  http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2854650/  Alas so does Unicorn 5



Karl looks pissed and tells the mercs to get their bows out and remove the casters, and  tells the rest of the zombies to stop holding back to protect him and get in there.  He retreats, and suddenly notices Jojo and pulls out a bow.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2011, 06:20:30 AM »
Zach is getting into combat, and darts quickly in front of another of his zombie foes. He feels a quick pang of anger before the two slashes make their way down upon it's head.

[spoiler]Five foot step to K-11 (irony!) then unleashes all unholy full attack hell on KF8.
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To-Hit: 10
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2011, 03:12:01 PM »
You sheer through much of his ribcage and he now notices your existence.   In a bad way. 

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2011, 02:44:04 AM »
Bartholomeow will ask his zombies to find their inner sadist and take out their sexual frustration on the mercenaries.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2011, 03:08:52 AM »
Roll for your mist damage

They look at each other and shrug, then shuffle forward mumbling
"Muh'fucker I don't know nuthin' bout fightin' no goddamn merse'naries..."

The Hobgoblins spam arrow fire into the mist cloud in hopes of hitting something http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2857202/
to surprising success http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2857203/

Jojo?
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2011, 05:11:05 PM »
I start my summoning. I'll do way more next round.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2011, 10:55:40 PM »
Sebastian and the badgers will go as soon as i finish working on some stuff online. 


we still await grave mist damage :D
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2011, 11:22:12 PM »
1d6=1
Thar be your damage. Recall, all creatures in it become fatigued.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2011, 04:30:35 AM »
Sebastian takes a 5' step and wails on KF8 http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2858761/  http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2858763/  http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2858764/  http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2858765/ who now has a perforated lung and crushed skull.  Still kicking though (pun intended).

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2858766/ http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2858767/  The Badgers are having a little difficulty chewing through the mercenaries armor.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2011, 04:34:29 AM »
https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AswjSeBdvTjbdGFReG80RHZwT0VsSHlEQ1RPaTJ2Wmc&hl=en&authkey=CJWqqvcI#gid=0

Round 3 Is it sad that due to swarm rules squirrels are better at chewing through armor than badgers?
25 Nanshork, Skwirls
24 Mercs
23 Jimmy
22 Radmelon
21 Thog
20 Solara
18 Konner, 11 Dead Monks
17 Cusic, Unicorns
14 Ernie
12 VennDygrem
11 Ruam
10 Robby Pants, Karl
9 Flay
8 Sir Shadow
7 Gud Zombies, Hobgoblins
6 Jojo, Hookers
5 Sebastian
3 Badgers

A few of the Skwirls swarm mercs http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2858772/  while their somewhat less successful cousins don't do so well this turn with their acorns.


Nanshork the mighty is now at bat.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2011, 04:41:16 AM »
Kintal continues to ravage his enemy.

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Still attacking KF6

Claw: 12  Damage: 9
Claw: 22  Damage: 7
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2011, 03:59:06 AM »
Kintal annihilates a zombie.  Annihilates.  The others look nervous. 

The Mercs score some nasty success with their bows, but the squirrels and badgers are holding. 

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2860172/ their friends on the front line do okay as well

mercenary 01 smashes one of the unicorns in the face with what appears to be a petrified cactus with a rubber grip http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2860174/ http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2860177/  It's not pretty

02 runs forward and tries to whack Alcy with a rat flail http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2860178/

03 attacks jojo to no effect

04 shoots at Nanshork but misses

jojo can make a Listen check

Radmelon is up
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2011, 12:01:06 PM »
Moar asskicking!
[spoiler]Full attack on KF8 (K,10)
Unarmed: 1d20+6=21, 1d8+3=9
Radula: 1d20+1=13, 1d3+1=2
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #36 on: January 28, 2011, 01:58:12 PM »
1d20+2=15 listen
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2011, 07:19:28 PM »
the zombie yells out "WILL SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THIS FUCKIN' TOAD?" as you whack him again.

Jojo

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2011, 03:51:11 AM »
sorry, got distracted

Thog roars again and flails spastically with the tree he calls a club http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2861669/  http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2861670/  http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2861672/  crushing a zombie, and removing the ear from the mercenary assaulting Alcy

SOlara is up :D
 

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2011, 01:10:30 PM »
Savorel will cast Benign Transposition on anyone who wants to be switched with another ally next round, Resurgence if anyone wants a second chance at a save next round, or Close Wounds if anyone needs (it's an immediate action and can keep you from going unconscious, btw).

For now, she shoots at KF5 again.
1d20+7 = 24, 1d6 = 5

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