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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #160 on: March 26, 2011, 06:32:23 PM »
You splode his head  :o

The zombies are going into some sort of weird trance and staring at hte cave muttering to themselves

The Hobs are still readying an action to fire

Jojo is up
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #161 on: March 26, 2011, 07:19:14 PM »
Remember that I snuck into the cave? I'd like to at least know what I see before acting.
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Quote from: Sinfire Titan on August 31, 2010, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
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When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #162 on: March 27, 2011, 04:27:08 AM »
Quote from: jojolagger on March 26, 2011, 07:19:14 PM
Remember that I snuck into the cave? I'd like to at least know what I see before acting.


[spoiler]You can see two glowing naked pregnant women covered in bodily fluids floating through the air towards the entrance.[/spoiler]
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #163 on: March 27, 2011, 02:49:43 PM »
[spoiler]60ft further into the cave, trying to find the wizard kid, (double move, no IC description because I'm ethereal, thus invisible)[/spoiler]
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Quote from: Sinfire Titan on August 31, 2010, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
Quote from: BrokeAndDrive on July 01, 2010, 05:34:22 PM
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #164 on: March 28, 2011, 02:19:25 AM »
[spoiler]You encounter smoke and rumbling sounds and something else.  Plz to make Will Save.[/spoiler]
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #165 on: March 28, 2011, 03:09:58 AM »
[spoiler]1d20+4=10 will save, assuming I'm not immune.[/spoiler]
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Quote from: Sinfire Titan on August 31, 2010, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
Quote from: BrokeAndDrive on July 01, 2010, 05:34:22 PM
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #166 on: March 29, 2011, 05:16:00 AM »
Jojo

[spoiler]as mentioned earlier you are panicked for 4 rounds and shaken for the duration of the encounter.  FUll description to come, but you saw a truly horrifying someone.[/spoiler]

Th sky grows suddenly dark.  The wind picks up, and lightning streaks across the sky while the earth rumbles.  Smoke begins wafting upward from the cave entrance.  You may potentially hear Jojo say something.  At this point any npc's who haven't gone in the round, turn to the cave and ready an action
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #167 on: March 29, 2011, 05:17:54 AM »
https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AswjSeBdvTjbdGFReG80RHZwT0VsSHlEQ1RPaTJ2Wmc&hl=en&authkey=CJWqqvcI#gid=0

Round 6 awwww shit!
25 Nanshork, Skwirls
24 Mercs
23 Jimmy
22 Radmelon
21 Thog
20 Solara
18 Konner, 11 Dead Monks
17 Cusic, Unicorns
14 Ernie
12 VennDygrem
11 Ruam
10 Robby Pants, Karl
9 Flay
8 Sir Shadow
7 Gud Zombies, Hobgoblins
6 Jojo, Hookers
5 Sebastian
3 Badgers

The skwirls and Mercs are standing down and holding an action.  Nanshork will do the same unless he's still here and wishes to do otherwise. 

If he's still gone, Radmelon is up.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #168 on: March 29, 2011, 02:42:48 PM »
Seeing an opening, Teo launches himself at the Merc near the cave mouth.
[spoiler]Neraph Charge
Unarmed strike vs. Flatfooted: 1d20+6=13, 1d8+3=7  :banghead
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #169 on: March 29, 2011, 06:15:57 PM »
Twas a valiant effort.  Thog is holding staring at the cave.  Solara is up.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #170 on: March 30, 2011, 05:49:35 AM »
I'll go with what you decide bhu.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #171 on: March 30, 2011, 06:28:15 AM »
Quote from: Nanshork on March 30, 2011, 05:49:35 AM
I'll go with what you decide bhu.

Everyone else thats NPC is temporarily halting to look at the cave and go 'wtf?'

You have the option of holding or backstabbing.  :devil

It's nice  to see you still have some access!  :bounce
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #172 on: April 02, 2011, 05:55:20 PM »
Savorel shoots at the nearest bad guy, preferably a lightly-armored/easy-to-hit one.

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1d20+7=12; 1d6=6
Yeah. Hope whoever I aimed at was easy to hit.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #173 on: April 03, 2011, 06:49:22 AM »
He doesnt notice as he's busy shitting his pants staring at the cave.

Konner?
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #174 on: April 03, 2011, 11:20:47 PM »
Quote from: bhu on April 03, 2011, 06:49:22 AM
He doesnt notice as he's busy shitting his pants staring at the cave.

Konner?
Can I enter the cave ???
If not I will hold
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #175 on: April 04, 2011, 04:30:48 AM »
You could get about halfway to the entrance.  Right up to it if you double move.

The monks are holding.

Littha you're up.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #176 on: April 04, 2011, 06:10:39 AM »
Quote from: bhu on April 04, 2011, 04:30:48 AM
You could get about halfway to the entrance.  Right up to it if you double move.

The monks are holding.

Littha you're up.
i will go halfway i guess
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[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #177 on: April 04, 2011, 03:00:36 PM »
Cusic aims a spinning kick at the closest enemy, she dosen't care who.
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To hit:1d20+8=19
Damage:1d6+3=4

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #178 on: April 04, 2011, 07:38:05 PM »
Unleash you wish to enter Sir Shadows death cloud, you are in a startlingly enemy free zone.
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #179 on: April 04, 2011, 08:41:52 PM »
[spoiler]That is sad, who is the closest enemy on the map? i'm having trouble remembering which ones are enemies.    [/spoiler]
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