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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #140 on: March 14, 2011, 11:59:42 AM »
Teo begins flailing rapidly at KF7 in order to get acess to the cave.
[spoiler]Full attack:
Unarmed: 1d20+6=24, 1d8+3=4
Radula: 1d20+1=21, 1d3+1=3
KF means Kung Fu Zombie right? So no crit?

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #141 on: March 16, 2011, 04:15:53 AM »
No crit indeed.  The zombie seems unfazed, at least until Thog moves up  next to him focused o nthe shaking cave.


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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #142 on: March 16, 2011, 07:46:00 PM »
Savorel decides to hold her action until she sees what has emerged from the cave.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #143 on: March 16, 2011, 10:55:13 PM »
Konner is up then

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #144 on: March 18, 2011, 03:17:54 AM »

Searing light to le zombie face
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #145 on: March 18, 2011, 05:19:12 AM »
The Badgers sympathize with you, invisible castle is the enemy...

KF2 attempts to stomp Nanshork http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2940256/  and juuuust misses

KF7 tries the same with Radmelon http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2940258/ and almost misses http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2940259/ doing 10 points of damage.

Is CUsic still dancing?


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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #146 on: March 18, 2011, 12:01:05 PM »
"Medic!"

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #147 on: March 18, 2011, 04:00:59 PM »
[spoiler]What is the 2 on the map? at K-10?[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #148 on: March 18, 2011, 07:39:03 PM »
thats to remind me theres two corpses there when i do the body count for your xp

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #149 on: March 18, 2011, 11:12:20 PM »
Time for a charge then I feel.  :D

Cusic sprints and leaps high into the air before attempting to kabob a zombie.
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Activate Rage
Charge: L13-G9 using a jump to cross the blocked squares. probably take an AoO as I land next to the zombie provided it isn't killed as I am coming down.

Jump check:1d20+18=28

Power Attacking for 3:
    1d20+7=24 Attack roll
    2*((1d8+6)+(3*4))= 48 Damage roll



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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #150 on: March 19, 2011, 03:39:54 AM »
You literally kabob it as it is speared down the middle.  Good luck getting that sucker back out. 

Ernie and the Unicorns hold and Ready an Action awaiting events coming from the cave mouth.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #151 on: March 23, 2011, 02:29:11 AM »
Alcy attacks whatever is nearest I guess.

1d20(16)+11=27
2d6(5,6)+8=19 damage


Alcy's Spiritual weapon keeps thwacking at whatever it was attacking before (one of the KF zombies?).

1d20(4)+9=13

But it fails to do much of anything as the magic quickly dissipates into the air.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #152 on: March 23, 2011, 04:26:55 AM »
You forever silence a frothing mercenary heathen.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #153 on: March 24, 2011, 07:14:35 PM »
Aiming for KF7 with yet another lightning
Boom! (3d6=15)
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #154 on: March 24, 2011, 07:18:10 PM »
He splodes like a balloon, showering Radmelon, FLay, and Thog wif Ick!


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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #155 on: March 25, 2011, 10:25:08 AM »
Shoot the Mercenary in F 11 with my crossbow -> (Attack, damage) (1d20+9=24, 1d6+1=7) (not counting any bonuses I might have from allies).
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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #156 on: March 25, 2011, 07:39:28 PM »
Right in the neck!  He poops himself noisily and pratfalls to the ground.  Landing on some squirrels.  Who squeak and shake their tiny fists again.

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #157 on: March 25, 2011, 09:49:05 PM »
Zach, realizing he is invisible, bolts to the mouth of the cave. This was an unexpected boon, and he hoped to take full advantage of it. At the mouth of the cave, he waited, sword in hand, his katana ready to be drawn quickly.

[spoiler]Move to M4.
Delay my standard action until something comes out of the cave.[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #158 on: March 26, 2011, 03:33:27 AM »
and so it is Sir Shadow of the Misty Mists of Mistiness is up to bat

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Re: Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods
« Reply #159 on: March 26, 2011, 11:46:31 AM »
Seeing (or not seeing as it were) that Zach was off, Bartholomeow turned his gaze in other directions. Seeing a good opportunity to instagib some mercenary punks, he whispered some spookity magical words, and a beam of energy fired from his hands directly at a mercenary.

[spoiler]Casting Seeking Ray on Me04
Attack: 1d20+6=26
Crit Conf (if possible): 1d20+6=19
Damage (if no crit): 4d6=17
Damage (if it's crit): 8d6=34

kind of strange how I exactly doubled :/[/spoiler]