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The silliness is quite painful
« on: January 12, 2011, 01:06:11 AM »
http://www.random-generator.com/index.php?title=Superhero_Team

Team Name

Omega Guard Of The Universe
[edit] Member Names

The Pale Earl Estimablestine, Zombie Sentinel, Remarkable Oakshaper, Startling Cablenik, Shock Tom, The Resistant Lad, The Tiny Centurion, and Rhino Detective
[edit] team members

   1. A fearless councilor with who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men.This character has black fur.
   2. A man with the power of a million exploding suns, from a magical realm ruled by Welsh gods
   3. An ancient goddess, recently cast out of her pantheon for being too warrior-like. She wields a demonic vibranium sword.
   4. A man with metal wings, and has a pair of wrist mounted lasers.This character has odd facial hair.
   5. A hyper-evolved gorilla with awesome martial arts skills
   6. A sheltered acrobat with that can bend reality to their will.This character is crippled.
   7. A demolitions expert from an alternate reality with awesome martial arts skills
   8. A foul mouthed demon hermaphrodite who's body is made of rubber.


We need to keep going till we randomly generate the perfectly weird team and challenge someone to build it for d20.
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Re: The silliness is quite painful
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2011, 01:11:46 AM »
Team Name
Freedom Inc. Task Force

Member Names
The Angry Trident, Theta Achiever, The Ancient Nimbusbot, The Transdimensional Judogale, Maestro Claw, The Low Doom, Power Lord, and Impdude

Team Members
A humble demi-god with heat vision and with super strength and the ability to fly AND who has every superpower you haven't thought of.
A inarticulate and unkind aging man who can speak any language.
A no nonsense actor who can mentally rearrange nanites into tools and weaponry
A disgraced performer who can make you go bald just by thinking about it and who can control stone. This character has a tail.
A prejudiced and mentally challenged young man with the powers of an angry god. This character has facial tattoos.
A former nightclub bouncer with a utility belt filled with gadgets
A rampaging, cheap-looking robot who can turn you to dead flesh with a touch
A modest demi-god who can detach and remotely control their teeth and who can summon a giant horse AND who can fly and shoot energy.

I dunno, the first guy seems like he'd make all the others obsolete.

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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2011, 01:29:20 AM »
Team Name

Hard-Core Squadron
Member Names

Brutal Pillar, Chained Woman, Brainblob, Splendid Dagger-Vixen, La Femme Contractor, Captain Sublime, The Nocturnewoman, and El Trigger-Hunter
team members

   1. A terminally ill man with a shotgun and a pair of pistols
   2. An ancient goddess, recently cast out of her pantheon for being too sassy. She wields a cursed pair of katanas.
   3. A golem made from wind that can summon forth a chainsaw
   4. A profound Mexican woman who can breath under water and talk to the fish.
   5. An ancient goddess, recently cast out of her pantheon for being too stuck-up. She wields a magic chainsaw.
   6. A mysterious Chinese traveller who can turn intangible
   7. A mysterious Norse traveller that can kill with a touch
   8. A stuck-up stripper with a laser pistol.

Brainblob: the Wind Golem that wields a chainsaw :twitch...  Someone stat that up. Now.
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2011, 02:14:38 AM »
http://www.random-generator.com/index.php?title=Fantasy_Character_Concept

ooh they gots a fantasy one too

a tactless zealot is suddenly caught up in the middle of an epic war.

A brave serf is seeking the Edge of the World.

A foolhardy stonecutter is hoping to undo the tragedy he has wrought.

A foolhardy morning person is hoping to undo the tragedy he has wrought.

A clumsy farmer is afraid of her uncontrollable powers.

a soft-skinned native is must save their sibling from a fate worse than death..

a little treasure seeker is seeking the Universal Library.

a conspiratorial missionary is trying to prove himself to his unrequited love.

a cowardly grandfather is engineering the downfall of the Empire.

A humble village idiot is desperately fighting The Septimal Phoenix's Glorious Majesty.

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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2011, 03:59:26 AM »
Ultra Pack Next
[edit] Member Names

Phantom Ben, Nurse Calculator, Otherworldly Puncher, Shah Black, The Gold Nemesis, The Killer Radiation-Master, Mr. Absorber, and Acid Kicker
[edit] team members

   1. A glory seeking Italian man that can turn their spine into fire.
   2. A intellectual and sassy old woman who has immeasurable strength. This character wears a leather jacket over their costume.
   3. A surly demi-god, who can control the very earth itself and who can steal your memories with a touch. This character used to be the sidekick of the legendary hero known as the green raccoon
   4. A fireman from an alternate reality who can shoot lightining
   5. A woman from the far future with a axe
   6. A angry paranormal researcher with a laser pistol.
   7. A juvenile, prototype robot who can turn you to silver with a touch
   8. A woman with an unparalleled knowledge of nuclear physics


Ok this group is gonna be hard to beat for wtfness

Young Authority of Bad Ass
[edit] Member Names

Peace Nick, The Wired Dusk, The Leopard Ninja, The Averter, The Unnatural Maharajah Space the Ridiculous, Ivory Fivemistress, The Quantum Marvel, and Time Corpse
[edit] team members

   1. A eXXTREME!!! woman who can draw upon the power of cosmic energy. This character refuses to wear a costume.
   2. A foul mouthed Turkish woman that has six arms.
   3. An ancient goddess, recently cast out of her pantheon for being too bisexual. She wields a sentient indestructible shield.
   4. An impossibly brilliant old woman with a vast understanding of robotics, occultism and demonology
   5. A kinky man, who shares a symbiotic link with a bear This character has an abnormal number of fingers..
   6. A temperamental nuclear technician with that can turn their teeth into plutonium
   7. A hard working gifted pastry chef with who can take the form of any other person.This character is extremely fat.
   8. A drug addled and rakish teenage woman with enhanced charisma. This character sparkles in direct sunlight.

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Re: The silliness is quite painful
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2011, 04:46:53 AM »
Team Name
Freedom Gang of the realm
Member Names
Djinnmaster, Spectrum-Leader, Patriotlass, Mighty Commissioner, The Sublime Prophet, Mystic Zenith, The Ebony Acid-Defender, and Arrow Hammer
Team members

   1. A shameless demi-god who can spit concentrated acid and who can will both of their hands to burn with white flame AND that can kill with a touch. This character used to be the henchman of an infamous supervillain known as the white radioactive suit of armor.
* seems like a straightforward meldshaper.
   2. A misogynistic football player with that can cloud the minds of men.This character wears a Tuexedo.
* mountebank5//warrior
   3. A man from the distant past with impossible speed
* Chuck (from the pre errata distant past)
   4. A woman from the far future with a patched together spork
* Commoner 1
   5. A self-confident Spanish woman with heat vision.
* warlock 1
   6. A woman with the powers of a human octopus, and has a laser pistol.This character sparkles in direct sunlight.
* druid with an etherblade and that sparkly magic flaw.
   7. A silly demi-god that can turn into water and who can teleport other objects to anyplace they know well, but cannot teleport themselves AND who can control wind.
* ???
   8. A resourceful sorcerer who can turn into a God/Goddess.
* Planar binding shenanigans
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Re: The silliness is quite painful
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2011, 09:41:43 AM »
Team Name
X- Stalkers

Member Names
Le Leaper, Stone-Guardian, The Indefatigable Serpentdingle, Der Copper Count Von Plasticberg, Mouseifier, The Crow Boy, Stingwoman, and Captain Peculiar

team members
  • A two-faced and fun loving young man who can freeze time.
  • A vicious demi-god, who can summon a giant shark and with super strength and the ability to fly. This character used to be the sidekick of the legendary hero known as the living metal spider
  • A secret agent from an alternate reality that can kill with a touch
  • A grim and gritty demi-god who can steal your memories with a touch and with heat vision AND who's an amazing acrobat.
  • A hyper-evolved wolf with a ray gun
  • A generous and bisexual immortal woman with metal wings. This character has fins..
  • A man who can control living metal, and has a seemingly infinite supply of custard pies
  • A sassy man, who shares a symbiotic link with a octopus


I about pissed myself reading several of the names alone.  In the first post, Zombie Sentinel, The Resistant Lad, and Rhino Detective all stood out.  You have no idea how much I want to make a stupid D&D game with these guys in it.  Bhu, this sounds like it calls for a more modern version of your Jester's Realm game mixed with Mystery Men. :p
« Last Edit: January 13, 2011, 09:43:41 AM by RobbyPants »
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: The silliness is quite painful
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2011, 01:06:55 PM »
« Last Edit: January 13, 2011, 01:13:40 PM by Mixster »
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2011, 12:10:16 PM »
Quote from: Random Superhero Name
The Pretentious Lass
I think I know her!
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: The silliness is quite painful
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 12:26:31 PM »
Team Name
X- Stalkers

Member Names
Le Leaper, Stone-Guardian, The Indefatigable Serpentdingle, Der Copper Count Von Plasticberg, Mouseifier, The Crow Boy, Stingwoman, and Captain Peculiar

team members
  • A two-faced and fun loving young man who can freeze time.
  • A vicious demi-god, who can summon a giant shark and with super strength and the ability to fly. This character used to be the sidekick of the legendary hero known as the living metal spider
  • A secret agent from an alternate reality that can kill with a touch
  • A grim and gritty demi-god who can steal your memories with a touch and with heat vision AND who's an amazing acrobat.
  • A hyper-evolved wolf with a ray gun
  • A generous and bisexual immortal woman with metal wings. This character has fins..
  • A man who can control living metal, and has a seemingly infinite supply of custard pies
  • A sassy man, who shares a symbiotic link with a octopus


I about pissed myself reading several of the names alone.  In the first post, Zombie Sentinel, The Resistant Lad, and Rhino Detective all stood out.  You have no idea how much I want to make a stupid D&D game with these guys in it.  Bhu, this sounds like it calls for a more modern version of your Jester's Realm game mixed with Mystery Men. :p

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EDIT: In addition, the name for the game must be picked randomly out of this:

Fist Seed Maid
Oh! Romance no Idol
Justice Corpse
Nurse Fist Falcon ~Seed R~
Galaxy Automaton Onigiricaptor
Fate Kitty
Marmalade Genesis Grappler
Shadow no Falcon: Hell Girl
Go! Evangeline Bubblegum Evangeline
Warbuster Cowboy Love
Masterful Legion Journey
Alchemist Seed OAV
Sailor Rival: Paradise Star
Mega Falcon My Legion
Atomic Night


EDIT2:

Quote
Angel Sailor Teacher ~Ultimate Quest~
Ultra Angel Scissors-chama
Doki Doki Maid Fun Tank ~Fate Dragon~
Ah! Chaos Fun
Powerful Katana War
Night Ghost Magic
Galaxy Hero Story
Ultimate Fun Hunter
Gakuen Ichigo Nya!
Diamond Wakizashi Seed
Paradise Exile-kun Angel
Absolute Panda Vampire: Mecha Schoolgirl
Hunter Metal
Tales of Duel Blade
Magic Samurai Rebuild

Someone make fanart of this. NAO.
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2011, 04:25:08 AM »
[edit]Team Name
Fatal Rebels International
[edit]Member Names
Manta Cobra, Ape-Woman, The Hulking Miraclespitter, Jasper Atronach, The Thrust Man, Amazing Thunder-Hunter, The Hail, and The Shroud Protector

[edit]team members
 A skittish demi-god,  with the powers of an angry god and  that can attach other people's body parts to replace their own. This character wears a retro-Golden Age Style costume.
 A woman from an alternate reality  who can shoot lightning
 A reckless nightclub bouncer with a  laser pistol.
 A average and foul mouthed aging woman  who can control sand. This character has white sideburns.
 A disgraced coal miner  that can create force fields and  who can turn invisible. This character wears a 90s style costume with lots of pouches.
 A Movie Star from an alternate reality  with awesome martial arts skills
 A former demolitions expert with a  cursed skateboard
 A deceptively genius florist who can mentally rearrange shadows into tools and weaponry

Fantasy one...
a simple-minded grandmother is trying to kill a dragon to acquire its treasure.

A misguided noble is fighting for the rights of the common people.

A nosy nun is afraid of being recognized by an old acquaintaince.

A desperate hired hand is raising an army of mercenaries.

a courageous dogcatcher is afraid of being recognized by an old acquaintaince.
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2011, 04:28:08 AM »
Team Name

The Golden League Task Force
[edit] Member Names

El Impervious Bowlad, The Villainous Leviathanlass, Frank Gemini, Ball Warrior, Caliph Thomas Unrelenting, Spandex-Wearing Bear-Woman, Aqua, and Sir Diverter
[edit] team members

    A man from an alternate reality that can summon monsters
    A insane acrobat who can turn into a being of pure energy.
    A honest and deadly serious old man who can call up near-duplicates from alternate dimensions to fight. This character used to be the henchman of an infamous supervillain known as the brown seemingly infinite supply of custard pies.
    A drug addled woman who can draw upon the power of silver
    A golem made from sea water that can summon forth a strap on set of claws
    An ancient goddess, recently cast out of her pantheon for being too terminally ill. She wields a steam powered pair of wrist mounted lasers.
    A feral councilor with who can teleport other objects to anyplace they know well, but cannot teleport themselves
    A former soldier with a seemingly infinite supply of custard pies



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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2011, 04:34:13 AM »
I about pissed myself reading several of the names alone.  In the first post, Zombie Sentinel, The Resistant Lad, and Rhino Detective all stood out.  You have no idea how much I want to make a stupid D&D game with these guys in it.  Bhu, this sounds like it calls for a more modern version of your Jester's Realm game mixed with Mystery Men. :p

Same here!

Spandex-Wearing Bear-Woman

ROFL!
« Last Edit: August 07, 2011, 04:49:03 AM by zook1shoe »

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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2011, 12:56:39 PM »
I still luv that site.

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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2011, 12:54:50 PM »
Spandex-Wearing Bear-Woman

ROFL!
Yeah, she stood out, too. And if the descriptions below are in the same order as the names, her story/powers are:

"An ancient goddess, recently cast out of her pantheon for being too terminally ill. She wields a steam powered pair of wrist mounted lasers."

A spandex-wearing, ancient goddess, bear lady with wrist mounted lasers. Fucking win!

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend yesterday involving creating a series where the protagonists are robot dinosaur angels. They also may or may not be ninjas and/or prostitutes!
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: The silliness is quite painful
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2011, 01:07:14 PM »
lol!

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Re: The silliness is quite painful
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2011, 01:09:45 PM »
So when's the game based on these random generators ever coming around?

Spandex-Wearing Bear-Woman

ROFL!

A spandex-wearing, ancient goddess, bear lady with wrist mounted lasers. Fucking win!


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Re: The silliness is quite painful
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2011, 03:26:02 PM »
the wind golem with the chainsaw reminds me of a dry lich water elemental ;)

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« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2011, 09:21:23 AM »
A nebbish charlatan is raising an army of mercenaries.

a dangerous boy is reluctant to fight, despite great skill at it.

a near-sighted student is out for revenge.

A Cold druid is fleeing a dark past.

A misguided barbarian is searching for a holy relic.

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Silly barbarian, stop searching for relics and start killing things
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2011, 10:39:13 AM »
...You know, some of those remind me of anime premises.

Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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