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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #40 on: June 17, 2011, 08:31:39 AM »
''Now,tell me what do you know?''

 
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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2011, 10:39:48 AM »
I have have a simple wish. That all the world had a single neck, and that my hand were wrapped around it. - Panzram

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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #42 on: June 17, 2011, 03:01:36 PM »
“Nothing is more difficult and nothing requires more character than to find oneself in open opposition to one's time (and those one loves) and to say loudly: No!”
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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2011, 06:18:51 PM »
One from a friend of mine during a dnd game.
"He's my second cousin twice removed once physically." - Ozzy Halfbeard halfing ranger
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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2011, 07:03:01 PM »
The original version:

"Opinions are like orgasms: I don't care if you have one"

My version:

"Opinions are like orgasms: I don't care if you have one or who you got yours from, since you're obviously not smart enough to have your own."
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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2011, 11:15:59 PM »
From Ajax Reeves, a sorcerer/barbarian. "Don't worry guys I'll fix him right up with my surgical mace! I'm the best surgeon in my village with a 30% success rate!"
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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2011, 12:42:55 AM »
I met this girl with a really pensive look on her face today. So I walked up to her, put a fifty cent coin in her hand and said, "For your thoughts. I know the current rate is supposed to be one, but I figure you play hardball when negotiating."

She put it back in my hand and said, "Keep it. Pretty sure a guy with your charm can find a way to have them for free anyway."
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2011, 02:57:19 PM »
I met this girl with a really pensive look on her face today. So I walked up to her, put a fifty cent coin in her hand and said, "For your thoughts. I know the current rate is supposed to be one, but I figure you play hardball when negotiating."

She put it back in my hand and said, "Keep it. Pretty sure a guy with your charm can find a way to have them for free anyway."

What were her thoughts then?
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2011, 04:46:28 PM »
I'm a GENTLEMAN, dude.  :smirk
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2011, 06:00:30 PM »
I just hate getting the start of the story without an ending  :lmao
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2011, 06:43:22 PM »
I know the feeling.

Another one.

"FUZAKENNA TEN NO YAROU!!!" Me, IHS'ing the rain.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Post your EPIC quote here
« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2011, 11:25:55 AM »
I work at a paintball feild and a renter asks " what happens if i shoot all my teamates?" when his freind chimes in "next game we play fireing line your the criminal" :D
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