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General Gab => Off Topic Fun => : AfterCrescent July 29, 2009, 01:30:33 PM

: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent July 29, 2009, 01:30:33 PM
From Risada:
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3992/fukoffmac.gif)

This made me LOL a bit...

So what makes you LOL? :D
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: Risada July 29, 2009, 11:17:22 PM
From Risada:
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3992/fukoffmac.gif)

This made me LOL a bit...

So what makes you LOL? :D

The fact that Apple got owned by Microsoft... it somehow has a funny tone to me...
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: Dan2 July 30, 2009, 12:49:27 AM
In an upcoming game, the GM wanted to try to keep the playing field relatively even.

To put us all on a similar playing field, we aren't allowed to pick any class that we've played before.
Then he specifically forbade me from playing a druid :lmao :smirk
I felt oddly honored.
I tried to get him to allow the Cat Burglar (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=3107.0) class, but he declined.
However, he assured me that if the campaign failed, he would launch a quick two or three session campaign where everyone had to play that class :P :lol
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: AfterCrescent July 30, 2009, 01:52:00 AM
Cleric: Oh no!  The fighter got hurt!  I'll use my wand of Cure Light Wounds!

DM: It doesn't work.  The fighter has a serious wound.
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: bhu July 30, 2009, 07:11:52 AM
In an upcoming game, the GM wanted to try to keep the playing field relatively even.

To put us all on a similar playing field, we aren't allowed to pick any class that we've played before.
Then he specifically forbade me from playing a druid :lmao :smirk
I felt oddly honored.
I tried to get him to allow the Cat Burglar (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=3107.0) class, but he declined.
However, he assured me that if the campaign failed, he would launch a quick two or three session campaign where everyone had to play that class :P :lol


Woohoo!!!!

You will of course take playtesting notes for me :D
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: Sinfire Titan July 30, 2009, 11:31:29 AM
Magma. (http://lfgcomic.com/page/latest)
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: Kuroimaken July 31, 2009, 01:17:48 AM
Thank you for reminding me I need to pick up that comic again!
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: AfterCrescent July 31, 2009, 04:41:38 PM
Single. Funniest. Website (http://textsfromlastnight.com).

That I've read in a while.
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: Kuroimaken July 31, 2009, 05:18:26 PM
Gregory House's analogies.
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: bhu July 31, 2009, 11:23:44 PM
http://wildammo.com/2009/07/27/unusual-paintings-of-obama-naked-with-unicorns/

seriously wtf?
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: Nanshork August 01, 2009, 04:14:20 AM
http://wildammo.com/2009/07/27/unusual-paintings-of-obama-naked-with-unicorns/

seriously wtf?

I found that site yesterday!  My favorite is the one with Obama, Stalin, and House.
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: Kuroimaken August 01, 2009, 02:53:49 PM
It's more than a little disturbing, I tell you.
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: veekie August 01, 2009, 04:44:02 PM
(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2738/motivator1f37c0bcfce203.jpg)
:D
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: bhu August 02, 2009, 09:30:46 PM
My coworkers are talking about selling weed at work after hours.

You may wonder why this makes me laugh.

We either finish work after the next shift has arrived, or only a few hours before they arrive, so their window of opportunity is small.  Nothing is around us but some factories and storage facilities, and with the exception of a truck yard there's no real traffic.  The parking lot is semi lit, has hundreds of feet of open space around it (so it's easily visible), and the police patrol every so often because we have car break ins.  They assume because they've gone years without being caught smoking they wont have a problem doing this.

And the real deal clincher?

Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.

Seriously.  :banghead
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: Risada August 02, 2009, 09:41:44 PM
And the real deal clincher?

Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.

Seriously.  :banghead

At least the guy got a purpose in life  :lmao
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: bhu August 03, 2009, 02:12:46 AM
And the real deal clincher?

Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.

Seriously.  :banghead

At least the guy got a purpose in life  :lmao

Actually there's a pack of them into this....


New SImon's Cat video:

http://www.youtube.com/user/simonscat
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: PhaedrusXY August 03, 2009, 05:39:42 PM
And the real deal clincher?

Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.

Seriously.  :banghead
WTF... this sounds like the plot for Clerks 3.

Also, this made me LOL: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/understocked.png
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: Bozwevial August 03, 2009, 07:18:42 PM
And the real deal clincher?

Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.

Seriously.  :banghead

...I really don't know what to say to this.
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: Sinfire Titan August 03, 2009, 07:20:05 PM
WTF... this sounds like the plot for Clerks 3.

Also, this made me LOL: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/understocked.png


Oh no. Kevin Smith is much more original/over-the-top than that.
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: bhu August 04, 2009, 08:35:14 AM
And the real deal clincher?

Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.

Seriously.  :banghead

...I really don't know what to say to this.

Believe me I know how you feel...  :twitch
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY August 04, 2009, 12:56:33 PM
Philanderer suffers super-glued penis (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/aug/04/philanderer-has-penis-superglued)
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: woodenbandman August 04, 2009, 01:34:18 PM
http://www.jerkcity.com/

10+ years of fucking hilarious.
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: Sinfire Titan August 04, 2009, 08:38:54 PM
http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/ (http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/)


Oh god!  :lmao
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: Prak, the Mad August 04, 2009, 11:18:46 PM
My coworkers are talking about selling weed at work after hours.

You may wonder why this makes me laugh.

We either finish work after the next shift has arrived, or only a few hours before they arrive, so their window of opportunity is small.  Nothing is around us but some factories and storage facilities, and with the exception of a truck yard there's no real traffic.  The parking lot is semi lit, has hundreds of feet of open space around it (so it's easily visible), and the police patrol every so often because we have car break ins.  They assume because they've gone years without being caught smoking they wont have a problem doing this.

And the real deal clincher?

Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.

Seriously.  :banghead
Well you did say they've been smoking for years... are we sure they actually put the joint down and took a break anywhere in there?
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: Kuroimaken August 05, 2009, 12:36:04 AM
http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/ (http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/)


Oh god!  :lmao

And my mom thinks I'M a videogame addict.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 05, 2009, 07:00:12 AM
Philanderer suffers super-glued penis (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/aug/04/philanderer-has-penis-superglued)

You should've seen the 4 women


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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: bhu August 05, 2009, 07:02:44 AM
Well you did say they've been smoking for years... are we sure they actually put the joint down and took a break anywhere in there?

Yup.  Considering their coke and ecstasy habits they need some time away from the weed on occasion.
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: Sinfire Titan August 05, 2009, 11:42:27 AM
(http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs49/f/2009/216/7/4/Lil_Formers___Bomberman_by_MattMoylan.jpg)



Edit: May or may not have been 1-up'ed.


(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/090803.jpg)
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: Bozwevial August 05, 2009, 11:58:56 PM
http://translationparty.com/tp/#24643 (http://translationparty.com/tp/#24643)
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: dman11235 August 06, 2009, 01:55:19 AM
That site is win.

http://translationparty.com/tp/#29409

Yoda doesn't want you to exist.
http://translationparty.com/tp/#30268
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: Nanshork August 06, 2009, 04:02:50 AM
An age old question has been answered!!
http://translationparty.com/tp/#34189
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: Graytigeress August 06, 2009, 04:13:52 AM
An age old question has been answered!!
http://translationparty.com/tp/#34189

LOL :lol
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: veekie August 06, 2009, 10:50:57 AM
He would not have to lift a heavy stone itself?
back into Japanese
??????????????????????????
back into English
He is either not willing to lift a heavy stone itself?
back into Japanese
???????????????????????????
back into English
He is not heavy to lift one's own stones?
Well, that explains that.

The process is as hilarious as the output.

No, MORE hilarious.
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: CountArioch August 06, 2009, 12:27:56 PM
http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/ (http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/)


Oh god!  :lmao

And my mom thinks I'M a videogame addict.

why is that a video of a dog humping someone?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 06, 2009, 01:13:25 PM
http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/ (http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/)


Oh god!  :lmao

And my mom thinks I'M a videogame addict.

why is that a video of a dog humping someone?

Because the kid is STILL playing, even as the dog humps him.
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: CountArioch August 06, 2009, 01:17:02 PM
eww. 
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: Sinfire Titan August 06, 2009, 01:21:20 PM
An age old question has been answered!!
http://translationparty.com/tp/#34189

http://translationparty.com/tp/#51759 (http://translationparty.com/tp/#51759)

1-up! It even lampshaded it!
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: Suzerain August 06, 2009, 06:42:28 PM
Gregory House's analogies.
The episode where he polls the janitor for ideas and uses him as an assistant is awesome  :lmao

I created a 4-item loop http://translationparty.com/tp/#94484
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: bhu August 08, 2009, 01:37:15 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_child_pornography_cat;_ylt=Ap5XRmfdbkDUmeYRIYdI.3HtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJ0YzFra25pBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwODA4L3VzX29kZF9jaGlsZF9wb3Jub2dyYXBoeV9jYXQEY3BvcwMyBHBvcwMzBHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcnkEc2xrA2ZsYW1hbmJsYW1lcw--

 :lol

no judge is gonna buy that story
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: Graytigeress August 08, 2009, 01:39:55 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_child_pornography_cat;_ylt=Ap5XRmfdbkDUmeYRIYdI.3HtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJ0YzFra25pBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwODA4L3VzX29kZF9jaGlsZF9wb3Jub2dyYXBoeV9jYXQEY3BvcwMyBHBvcwMzBHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcnkEc2xrA2ZsYW1hbmJsYW1lcw--

 :lol

no judge is gonna buy that story

I know I wouldn't!
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: bhu August 08, 2009, 07:11:16 AM
The drugs for Bigfoot idea has been nixed. 

Work is installing cameras everywhere which go live monday  :D

Apparently now that we have finally had a successful inventory after a year and a half that the computer didnt immediately eat, we have a discrepancy of some sorts.

Rumors place it from anywhere from a few thousand to 1 million bucks. 

There are also suddenly a bunch of new rules going into effect Monday  :smirk

I got to spend a few hours watching my coworkers go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH  :puke :witsend :beathorse :flame :chairhit :wall :ahem
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: Risada August 08, 2009, 12:51:42 PM
It may be just me, but I LOL'ed a lot when I saw this:

[spoiler]
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/SeruraRenge/JJBA/1210076698449.jpg)

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/SeruraRenge/JJBA/1210077754109.jpg)

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/SeruraRenge/JJBA/1210079965088.jpg)
[/spoiler]
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: Kuroimaken August 08, 2009, 01:41:02 PM
Where'd you find those?
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: Risada August 08, 2009, 01:48:03 PM
Where'd you find those?

In a Persona X Stand "discussion" on GFaqs... here (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=945498&topic=50790168).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 09, 2009, 03:53:30 AM
well at least shes honest  :eh

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2009/08/oh_no_niceville_again_police.html

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: veekie August 11, 2009, 02:21:25 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

At least she can keep going and going and going...
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: bhu August 12, 2009, 12:23:23 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

At least she can keep going and going and going...

And people say the mercury levels in the fish we eat arent affecting us any...
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: BobismyRhino August 12, 2009, 03:04:44 AM
So, I'm in the 2D lab, struggling with how to make my character transition from one pose to another, when I ask my teacher to help me. (A little background: he and I make fun of each other all the time. I mean ALL THE TIME.)

So I get my teacher to come over to my light table, he goes to sit in the chair next to mine and all the sudden I hear a loud SNAP! The chair apparently broke. He didn't go flying backwards or anything, but he shot downward really fast. It was hilarious, but I bit my lip to keep from laughing. He didn't say anything, and his face was completely serious. He stood up, switched the chair with another chair that wasn't broken, and then sat back down next to me.

Without even looking at me, he says, "I swear to god, if you make one fat comment I will fail your ass."

That's when I lost it and just exploded in laughter.
He kept going too. He went on for maybe five minutes explaining how, even if I died and went to heaven or hell, he'd still fail my ass, etc. etc.
He eventually stopped threatening to fail me when he saw that my face was a deep red and I had tear marks down my face from laughing so hard.

Good times, good times. 
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: Suzerain August 12, 2009, 01:33:37 PM
God is must be great havin teachers like that. Not that I've never had any fun teachers. Just not in recent times. Thanks for sharing  ;)
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: BowenSilverclaw August 12, 2009, 02:27:41 PM
I've had 1 or 2 of those back in highschool, great guys :D

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: bhu August 13, 2009, 06:34:38 AM
http://news.mobile.msn.com/en-us/articles.aspx?afid=1&aid=32374939
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: RobbyPants August 13, 2009, 01:11:05 PM
These five toe shoes:

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/ (http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/)
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: Sinfire Titan August 16, 2009, 01:06:02 AM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/halolz-dot-com-left4dead-hunter-fire.jpg)
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: RobbyPants August 18, 2009, 05:15:35 PM
My coworker bought a pair of those shoes I listed two posts up.  I told him he has to wear them into work some time and see if anyone notices (we dress business casual).
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: Sinfire Titan August 19, 2009, 03:00:39 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/halolz-dot-com-pokemondiamondpearlplatinum-cheerupemokid.jpg)
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: BowenSilverclaw August 19, 2009, 03:02:24 PM
Nice :D
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: Sinfire Titan August 19, 2009, 03:03:44 PM
Nice :D

My favorite part is the Cherubi in the corner.
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: Sinfire Titan August 21, 2009, 01:43:45 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/halolz-dot-com-supersmashbrosbrawl-thelegendofzelda-ganondorfsupersaiyin.jpg)
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: Bozwevial August 21, 2009, 06:06:12 PM
It says, "HEY! HELLO! LISTEN!"
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: Sinfire Titan August 21, 2009, 06:34:56 PM
It says, "HEY! HELLO! LISTEN!"

And "WATCH OUT!"
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: Kuroimaken August 21, 2009, 07:51:34 PM
How people at Gamefaqs cannot seem to understand how simple Blazblue's time loop is.
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: Sinfire Titan August 21, 2009, 09:30:06 PM
How people at Gamefaqs cannot seem to understand how simple Blazblue's time loop is.

Just finished watching the True Ending today. From the looks of it, the sequel is going to be the actual time stream instead of being stuck in a loop like the non-cannon endings were.

I think the main reason they are getting confused is because some characters get sent back further in time than others. Hakumen, Ragna, Nu, and Rachel all get sent back to when the Black Beast first appeared, while characters like Tao and Noel only go back two to three years or so. Oh, and then there's Arakune, Tager, and Litchi, all of whom get sent back to a point before Arakune gets transmogrified into that abominationortion.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 22, 2009, 02:03:10 AM
How people at Gamefaqs cannot seem to understand how simple Blazblue's time loop is.

Just finished watching the True Ending today. From the looks of it, the sequel is going to be the actual time stream instead of being stuck in a loop like the non-cannon endings were.

I think the main reason they are getting confused is because some characters get sent back further in time than others. Hakumen, Ragna, Nu, and Rachel all get sent back to when the Black Beast first appeared, while characters like Tao and Noel only go back two to three years or so. Oh, and then there's Arakune, Tager, and Litchi, all of whom get sent back to a point before Arakune gets transmogrified into that abominationortion.

Heh, Hakumen is a mess all on his own. How hard is it to understand the concept of a time stream splitting in two?

My understanding of it is that the loop has been going on long enough that the events ACTUALLY HAPPEN, regardless of origin. The Black Beast shows up but Ragna's still around. It's not that hard to imagine that even with the loop broken, the Black Beast has ALREADY GONE AND DONE THE DAMAGE, because it's in the PAST, and its previous existance is utterly immaterial when it comes to the impact it produced in history.

[spoiler]Also, I'm almost 100% sure that Rachel is one of the Six Heroes. Her being around and essentially creating Hakumen fits with EVERYTHING. But I still don't understand exactly what she means by being just a spectator. Does it mean she'd lose awareness of the loop if she got too involved?[/spoiler]
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: Sinfire Titan August 22, 2009, 02:16:00 AM
Possibly, but I doubt she's one of the heroes. Jubei is one, Bang, Hakumen. (technically Jin)

I doubt we'll see more than Jubei or one of the others in the sequel, as Ishiwatari has yet to reveal more than three of the weapons from GG despite how long he's had.
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: Kuroimaken August 22, 2009, 01:05:50 PM
Possibly, but I doubt she's one of the heroes. Jubei is one, Bang, Hakumen. (technically Jin)

I doubt we'll see more than Jubei or one of the others in the sequel, as Ishiwatari has yet to reveal more than three of the weapons from GG despite how long he's had.
Wait. BANG is one of the six heroes? Far as I know he only fought in the Ikaruga War. The Dark War was WAY before he was even born!
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: Sinfire Titan August 22, 2009, 05:01:36 PM
Wait. BANG is one of the six heroes? Far as I know he only fought in the Ikaruga War. The Dark War was WAY before he was even born!

He's older than he looks. Him, Jubei, Hakumen, and three others are half of the six heroes. Wiki and TV Tropes got it from the game itself (just look up Bang's Arcade mode).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona August 22, 2009, 05:43:53 PM
http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1 (http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY August 22, 2009, 05:47:39 PM
http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1 (http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1)
:facepalm :lol  :clap :jumping
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: Ruam August 22, 2009, 08:56:38 PM
http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1 (http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1)

The second question one has to ask is "Why in the world would anybody use Vista unless it came with you computer?" it is by far the worst OS produced since Windows Millennium, even XP could beat it when it was new. And that says a lot. [Personal Opinion] Go Linux[/Personal opinion]

Oh, my contribution for this time will have to be: http://z0r.de/?id=1146 (http://z0r.de/?id=1146) I can listen to that forever
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: altpersona August 22, 2009, 10:15:26 PM
we have 2 copies running, both came w/ the computer... im not allowed to fix either of them..
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: Kai August 22, 2009, 10:41:41 PM
More of a giggle out loud...

(http://teenymanolo.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/dungeonsdragonsbaby.jpg)
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: altpersona August 22, 2009, 10:44:10 PM
AC is wrong i think, major penalties for dex score, and lack of mobility.
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: Bozwevial August 22, 2009, 10:48:34 PM
AC is wrong i think, major penalties for dex score, and lack of mobility.

Base AC of 10 minus 4 for the Dex penalty is correct. Babies can still move, just not very quickly.

What gets me is the HP. A Con penalty of -3 means that (since 1st level Hit Dice are maximized) the baby has a d5 Hit Die. And if you can explain that, be my guest.
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: PhaedrusXY August 23, 2009, 12:27:30 AM
AC is wrong i think, major penalties for dex score, and lack of mobility.
Small size should give a +1, though. :D
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: Kuroimaken August 23, 2009, 02:19:51 AM
Seems to me the little dude's stats were made either by following AD&D or 1st edition D&D.
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: Sinfire Titan August 24, 2009, 02:35:45 AM
Start with Marshal (yo dawg I herd you like charisma so I put some charisma in your charisma)

i cant unread that :(
I actually thought that was probably the funniest yo dawg I've ever heard.

I prefer the one for Windows Vista.
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: dman11235 August 24, 2009, 02:48:24 AM
The other day my manager was making a ceasar salad during the midshift, and the salad guy hadn't gotten to re-filling the dressing containers.  So he starts shaking the bottle trying to get the dressing to come out, and comments: "It's like jerking off a ghost..."  Salad guy: "Great Ceasar's Ghost!"
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: Prak, the Mad August 24, 2009, 03:10:01 AM
there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/battle_of_the_insanely_awful_twilight_merchandise.php
[spoiler](http://www.toplessrobot.com/vamp%20it%20sparkles.jpg)[/spoiler]
Image spoilered just to be safe... it's not explicit, except for depicting a fake penis.
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: Tshern August 24, 2009, 07:23:29 AM
About you dawgs: "Yo dawg, I heard you like sex, so I put shit in your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty."
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: Agita August 24, 2009, 07:29:39 AM
AC is wrong i think, major penalties for dex score, and lack of mobility.
Small size should give a +1, though. :D
What gets me is the HP. A Con penalty of -3 means that (since 1st level Hit Dice are maximized) the baby has a d5 Hit Die. And if you can explain that, be my guest.
Easy. He took two flaws: Frail (-1 hp at every level) and Vulnerable (-1 AC). :D That would make him a class with a d6 hit die. Bard, possibly (inspire your parents to do your bidding with screaming music!)?
EDIT: Or he could be a Commoner and have the Slow trait (+1 hp/level, half land speed).
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: Sinfire Titan August 24, 2009, 12:45:15 PM
(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/090817.jpg)

Thank you, VG Cats, for proving how malevolent Link really is.
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: Kuroimaken August 24, 2009, 02:22:56 PM
And for reminding us some of humanity is incredibly stupid.
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: McPoyo August 24, 2009, 04:07:17 PM
Start with Marshal (yo dawg I herd you like charisma so I put some charisma in your charisma)
i cant unread that :(
I actually thought that was probably the funniest yo dawg I've ever heard.
I prefer the one for Windows Vista.

(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9523/macse.jpg) (http://img12.imageshack.us/i/macse.jpg/)
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: PhaedrusXY August 24, 2009, 05:01:35 PM
 :lol THAT IS AWESOME!
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: Sinfire Titan August 24, 2009, 05:13:21 PM
*Snip*

Very close. I've seen that one too. The version I was refering to was:

"Yo dawg, I heard you like Vista. So we built the stick shift into the driver seat, so every time you shift gears you'll be reminded that Microsoft always looks out for their customers."
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: McPoyo August 24, 2009, 05:55:47 PM
*Snip*

Very close. I've seen that one too. The version I was refering to was:

"Yo dawg, I heard you like Vista. So we built the stick shift into the driver seat, so every time you shift gears you'll be reminded that Microsoft always looks out for their customers."

And the mental image that line just conjured was very incredibly NSFW...
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: veekie August 24, 2009, 08:56:42 PM
*Snip*

Very close. I've seen that one too. The version I was refering to was:

"Yo dawg, I heard you like Vista. So we built the stick shift into the driver seat, so every time you shift gears you'll be reminded that Microsoft always looks out for their customers."

And the mental image that line just conjured was very incredibly NSFW...
And, I'd like to add, very very true.
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: bhu August 25, 2009, 08:56:12 AM
there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   :smirk

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."
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: veekie August 25, 2009, 09:49:41 AM
there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   :smirk

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."
Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?
It sold like hotcakes.
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: BowenSilverclaw August 25, 2009, 10:16:01 AM
http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/?p=35 (http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/?p=35)
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: Agita August 25, 2009, 10:42:39 AM
http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/?p=35 (http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/?p=35)
That's awesome, but the quality of their German makes me wince.
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: McPoyo August 25, 2009, 11:36:46 AM
there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   :smirk

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."
Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?
It sold like hotcakes.

A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays.

Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu.
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: PhaedrusXY August 25, 2009, 12:08:36 PM
there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   :smirk

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."
Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?
It sold like hotcakes.

A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays.

Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu.
Also, I heard the Hello Kitty vibrator was quite popular as well. I believe I heard that mentioned on these boards by someone...  :smirk
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: Agita August 25, 2009, 12:10:28 PM
there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   :smirk

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."
Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?
It sold like hotcakes.

A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays.

Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu.
Also, I heard the Hello Kitty vibrator was quite popular as well. I believe I heard that mentioned on these boards by someone...  :smirk
I believe Meg mentioned she has one at some point.
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: CountArioch August 25, 2009, 01:35:54 PM
Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.
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: Kuroimaken August 25, 2009, 03:04:44 PM
Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.

It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something.
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: McPoyo August 25, 2009, 03:12:35 PM
Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.

It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something.

That's what happens when you let them out of the kitchen :whistle
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: Dan2 August 26, 2009, 12:54:44 AM
I am a physicist.  And right now, my textbook is discussing "bra vectors". :lol

Although, I suppose that Quantum Mechanics might be an appropriately mysterious field to study what goes on within those confines.
... If only...
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: bhu August 26, 2009, 07:06:53 AM
there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...

Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product.   :smirk

I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card?  I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."
Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?
It sold like hotcakes.

A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays.

Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu.

Oh I know they're using them.

I also know that some 14 year olds have snoopy moms who open their mail... :smirk
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: CountArioch August 26, 2009, 11:23:42 AM
Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.

It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something.

I mean, I told her that at this point, there were only two ways to hurt my feelings and she managed to do both in one paragraph.   :ahem
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: altpersona August 26, 2009, 12:12:43 PM
they dont need help... you dont 'tell' them something they may have missed..
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: BowenSilverclaw August 26, 2009, 12:15:47 PM
I am a physicist.  And right now, my textbook is discussing "bra vectors". :lol

Although, I suppose that Quantum Mechanics might be an appropriately mysterious field to study what goes on within those confines.
... If only...
Reminds me of a 3d-sportsbra-effect program I saw on the net once...
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: McPoyo August 26, 2009, 12:19:30 PM
I am a physicist.  And right now, my textbook is discussing "bra vectors". :lol

Although, I suppose that Quantum Mechanics might be an appropriately mysterious field to study what goes on within those confines.
... If only...
Reminds me of a 3d-sportsbra-effect program I saw on the net once...

That's several levels over the "Engineer's guide to curves" posters...
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: CountArioch August 26, 2009, 01:21:48 PM
they dont need help... you dont 'tell' them something they may have missed..

Indeed.  I may take a break from dating for a while, I'm starting to feel burned out.  I will pick it up later when I feel a bit more sprightly, but for now I'll pass.
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: Kuroimaken August 26, 2009, 02:27:54 PM
Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.

It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something.

I mean, I told her that at this point, there were only two ways to hurt my feelings and she managed to do both in one paragraph.   :ahem

Women are also notoriously venomous - a side effect of being around other women for long. Women tend to know better what words to use to hurt you because they're used to being caustic around each other.
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: altpersona August 26, 2009, 02:29:26 PM
(http://www.innergeek.us/blog/2007/09/pirate-keyboard.gif)
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: Kuroimaken August 26, 2009, 05:37:41 PM
 :lmao :lmao
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: BowenSilverclaw August 26, 2009, 06:25:56 PM
:lol
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: altpersona August 26, 2009, 07:21:23 PM
(http://imgur.com/eLrTu.jpg)
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: altpersona August 26, 2009, 10:50:23 PM
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/song-chart-memes-have-girlfriend.jpg?w=504&h=343)
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: Kuroimaken August 26, 2009, 11:02:28 PM
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/song-chart-memes-have-girlfriend.jpg?w=504&h=343)

Half of those sound like reasons a girl would give YOU.

And I've heard a lot of them before I found my mojo.
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: Agita August 26, 2009, 11:06:00 PM
Honestly, someone who actually takes 80 levels of Paladin straight deserves to not get any. :P
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: PhaedrusXY August 27, 2009, 01:03:26 AM
Honestly, someone who actually takes 80 levels of Paladin straight deserves to not get any. :P
I'm guessing that's a WoW (or some other MMORPG) Paladin.
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: Agita August 27, 2009, 01:11:57 AM
Honestly, someone who actually takes 80 levels of Paladin straight deserves to not get any. :P
I'm guessing that's a WoW (or some other MMORPG) Paladin.
Probably. But since I don't play any MMOs (Or RPGs besides D&D), I typically assume 3.5 for the sake of convenience.
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: Sinfire Titan August 27, 2009, 01:40:28 AM
Honestly, someone who actually takes 80 levels of Paladin straight deserves to not get any. :P
I'm guessing that's a WoW (or some other MMORPG) Paladin.

Well...


(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/halolz-dot-com-worldofwarcraft-abstinenceprograms.jpg)
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: altpersona August 27, 2009, 08:40:44 PM
pic spoilered, from reddit

happiest pug ever...

[spoiler](http://www.jumpvine.com/happiest-pug-ever/happiest-pug-ever.jpg)[/spoiler]
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: altpersona August 27, 2009, 09:40:25 PM
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/27500/Biological-Clock--27605.jpg)
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: PhaedrusXY August 28, 2009, 12:59:17 AM
Is that Meg?
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: bhu August 29, 2009, 01:43:32 AM
From B3Ta

> Shit my dad says <<
Justin is 28 and lives with his 73-year-old
dad. These are some of the awesome things his
dad says, via Twitter.
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
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: altpersona August 29, 2009, 12:03:27 PM
(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wtf_pics-bee-baby-love.jpg)
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: BobismyRhino August 29, 2009, 02:33:41 PM
Last night was an epic Waffle House venture with me, AC, Danger Dan, and Jason. Jason doesn't get a nickname.

First there was unintelligent intelligent negro. Jason came up with the name. I think.
He heard me whining about not having enough room to put my eggs on the table and sorta invited himself into our conversation for the next 5 minutes. And within that 5 minutes he harked on me for being a vegetarian, for not liking things to suffer...and then he told me that in order to get eggs, the farmers had to force the chickens to have sex, and thus, suffer. I tried to argue that eggs were simply ovulation and I could rationalize eating them because it was sorta like a period... The chickens aren't using the eggs, I might as well. But no. Chickens have to have sex to have eggs. Kay. Not going to argue with a man that's 3 times my size.

Then he started harking on me about eating bread. I countered by saying that I hate plants, so I don't mind killing them. And then he started lecturing me on how without plants, there'd be no air. I tried to correct him by telling him that we'd still have air because, you know, most of the oxygen is produced by the photosynthesizing shit in the ocean anyway... He got very serious and told me that I was wrong, that only plants-not trees, mind you- produce oxygen. And to top it off, the reason I should listen to his supreme knowledge was because he was studying physics.
That's when I burst out laughing and just shook my head.
Jason just sorta looked at me after the guy walked away like, "OMG...WTF?" Yeah, I didn't quite understand what had just happened either. 

Then there was the waitress. She was fucking hilarious. We told her that AC and DD were a couple, and the rest of the night she referred to them in every possible way as gay. Along with other names, she called them Coconuts, a name that has since been stuck to AC, and also fruitcakes, which is now DD's pet name. Good times, good times.
Can't wait to go back there. 
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: Bozwevial August 29, 2009, 04:12:55 PM
First there was unintelligent intelligent negro. Jason came up with the name. I think.
He heard me whining about not having enough room to put my eggs on the table and sorta invited himself into our conversation for the next 5 minutes. And within that 5 minutes he harked on me for being a vegetarian, for not liking things to suffer...and then he told me that in order to get eggs, the farmers had to force the chickens to have sex, and thus, suffer. I tried to argue that eggs were simply ovulation and I could rationalize eating them because it was sorta like a period... The chickens aren't using the eggs, I might as well. But no. Chickens have to have sex to have eggs. Kay. Not going to argue with a man that's 3 times my size.

Then he started harking on me about eating bread. I countered by saying that I hate plants, so I don't mind killing them. And then he started lecturing me on how without plants, there'd be no air. I tried to correct him by telling him that we'd still have air because, you know, most of the oxygen is produced by the photosynthesizing shit in the ocean anyway... He got very serious and told me that I was wrong, that only plants-not trees, mind you- produce oxygen. And to top it off, the reason I should listen to his supreme knowledge was because he was studying physics.
That's when I burst out laughing and just shook my head.
Jason just sorta looked at me after the guy walked away like, "OMG...WTF?" Yeah, I didn't quite understand what had just happened either. 

I love hearing people argue about vegetarianism. I've heard intelligent arguments for both sides, but I'd definitely have to agree with you here.

Besides, the chickens don't actually have to be forced to have sex a great deal of the time.
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: PhaedrusXY August 29, 2009, 04:24:52 PM
I love hearing people argue about vegetarianism. I've heard intelligent arguments for both sides, but I'd definitely have to agree with you here.

Besides, the chickens don't actually have to be forced to have sex a great deal of the time.
They don't have to have sex at all. BimR is right. The eggs people typically eat are unfertilized (barring those eggs I was served in China that had tiny unhatched chicks inside them....).
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: Bozwevial August 29, 2009, 04:40:58 PM
I love hearing people argue about vegetarianism. I've heard intelligent arguments for both sides, but I'd definitely have to agree with you here.

Besides, the chickens don't actually have to be forced to have sex a great deal of the time.
They don't have to have sex at all. BimR is right. The eggs people typically eat are unfertilized (barring those eggs I was served in China that had tiny unhatched chicks inside them....).

I know, I'm just pointing out that it gets very boring in that coop.
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: AfterCrescent August 29, 2009, 05:16:06 PM
I came up with unintelligent intelligent negro as his name. :P

But yes, his conversation was awesome.

But more importantly the waitress:
She comes up and asks what we're having to drink, and BimR & Jason order water and coffee. Then DD orders OJ & water, which is oddly what I want, so I said, "Actually, I'll get the same exact thing." So Jason starts laughing.  The waitress looks at us and says, "Well aren't you two a pair of (split second pause as she realizes she can't call us faggots) coconuts."  Jason gives me a confused look. She leaves.

We all bust out laughing our asses off.  She comes back later to take our order after hearing us laugh about it, takes Jason & BimR's orders, turns to us and asks "What about for you two fruitcakes?" Which is when we all broke out laughing again, and the jokes just started flying for the rest of the night.
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: bhu August 29, 2009, 11:50:23 PM
Please tell me you gave her a quarter and a used napkin for a tip.
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: BobismyRhino August 30, 2009, 01:23:11 AM
Hell no! She wouldn't have said anything if me and Jason hadn't been egging her on. We were all just joking around anyway. She got pretty decent tips from us all. She was super nice and super fun. I hope she's there the next time I go there.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 30, 2009, 05:01:00 AM
ooooh Ok, I thought she was being deliberately insulting.  Sorry bout that
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona August 30, 2009, 08:34:27 PM
http://www.thetodayexperience.com/2009/08/30/jenna-bush-new-anchor-of-today-show/
 (http://www.thetodayexperience.com/2009/08/30/jenna-bush-new-anchor-of-today-show/)
link has a small bit of exposed personal skin.  


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: Suzerain August 30, 2009, 10:48:22 PM
What's funny about that? I applaud her hiring.

And everybody's dumb sometimes (or all the time). That small bit of exposed skin could've been avoided, but hell, there's nothing morally wrong about it...
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: altpersona August 30, 2009, 11:02:34 PM
(http://img.moronail.net/img/2/5/1725.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 30, 2009, 11:43:07 PM
(http://img.moronail.net/img/2/5/1725.jpg)

We need to get a demotivator thread going.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial August 30, 2009, 11:45:33 PM
We need to get a demotivator thread going.

But we have one already. The Playground, IIRC.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 31, 2009, 12:04:14 AM
We need to get a demotivator thread going.

But we have one already. The Playground, IIRC.

 :facepalm

And that's me not looking hard enough.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw August 31, 2009, 10:32:11 AM
I saw a girl in the elevator at uni today who looked almost exactly like Summer Glau, it was uncanny :)

EDIT: Just found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTS_AcjA00 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTS_AcjA00) :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona August 31, 2009, 11:37:31 AM
monorail pics...


[spoiler](http://img.moronail.net/img/3/8/1638.jpg)

(http://img.moronail.net/img/7/1/1371.jpg)

(http://img.moronail.net/img/5/7/1357.jpg)

http://img.moronail.net/img/4/3/1343.jpg

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Timothy%202:11-12&version=KJV (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Timothy%202:11-12&version=KJV)

(http://img.moronail.net/img/6/8/1268.jpg)
[/spoiler]
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: CountArioch August 31, 2009, 11:38:44 AM
(http://img.moronail.net/img/2/5/1725.jpg)

I'm putting that on a shirt and wearing that. 
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: AfterCrescent August 31, 2009, 01:04:28 PM
I think that Amazon screen shot is amazing. :lmao
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: Tshern August 31, 2009, 01:53:15 PM
Only around two hours left of my 14 hour shift. Then a bus ride home and ready to wake up at 5:30 to take another ride back here.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch August 31, 2009, 03:13:37 PM
After a search, I can't find any online translators that can translate Finnish to English.  I mean, I've never seen one that does too well for more than one or two words that I stumble on when I'm trying to read Swedish or Spanish, but geez.

When looking for a copy or The Kalevala on amazon, it also offered to send me a book with CDs designed to teach someone to speak Finnish.  For 10 bucks.  I'm debating if my inability to walk away from something I feel is making a direct challenge to me is going break me :p.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants August 31, 2009, 03:27:09 PM
The question here (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090329040111AAlx7sI), and even more so, the response rated at 100% :p

: question
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

There is a turtle in my lettuce.

: answer 100%
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.

I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.

I actually read the question three times before I realized the problem wasn't on my end. ;)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern August 31, 2009, 05:09:06 PM
When looking for a copy or The Kalevala on amazon, it also offered to send me a book with CDs designed to teach someone to speak Finnish.  For 10 bucks.  I'm debating if my inability to walk away from something I feel is making a direct challenge to me is going break me :p.
Learn Finnish with a course that has a value of ten bucks? Give it a go and tell me how that worked for you. I am quite sure I can estimate the results pretty well. Heck, I'd probably be a better teacher.

Sitä paitsi, suomi on sen verran helppoa, ettei siihen mitään perkeleen opettajaa tarvita.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Suzerain August 31, 2009, 05:29:49 PM
Sitä paitsi, suomi on sen verran helppoa, ettei siihen mitään perkeleen opettajaa tarvita.
It has what? Like 15 grammatical case suffixes? That'd be quite a bit to learn for someone used to English... though I have heard of success stories.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern August 31, 2009, 05:32:35 PM
And no rules for word order. That kicks ass.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 31, 2009, 05:38:07 PM
When looking for a copy or The Kalevala on amazon, it also offered to send me a book with CDs designed to teach someone to speak Finnish.  For 10 bucks.  I'm debating if my inability to walk away from something I feel is making a direct challenge to me is going break me :p.
Learn Finnish with a course that has a value of ten bucks? Give it a go and tell me how that worked for you. I am quite sure I can estimate the results pretty well. Heck, I'd probably be a better teacher.

Sitä paitsi, suomi on sen verran helppoa, ettei siihen mitään perkeleen opettajaa tarvita.

Now I know how those who can't speak Japanese feel when I do on the forums.

And I still don't feel guilty.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 31, 2009, 05:40:29 PM
When looking for a copy or The Kalevala on amazon, it also offered to send me a book with CDs designed to teach someone to speak Finnish.  For 10 bucks.  I'm debating if my inability to walk away from something I feel is making a direct challenge to me is going break me :p.
Learn Finnish with a course that has a value of ten bucks? Give it a go and tell me how that worked for you. I am quite sure I can estimate the results pretty well. Heck, I'd probably be a better teacher.

Sitä paitsi, suomi on sen verran helppoa, ettei siihen mitään perkeleen opettajaa tarvita.

Now I know how those who can't speak Japanese feel when I do on the forums.

And I still don't feel guilty.

The last two updates to this thread now have the googleads across the top of my gmail account appearing in finnish. Thanks guys :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 31, 2009, 05:41:33 PM
Tshern, you just gave me an idea. Mind providing me with some Finnish phrases for my Druid? I need something exotic, obscure, and unintelligible for when he casts his spells and chants in Druidic. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 31, 2009, 06:11:07 PM
Now I know how those who can't speak Japanese feel when I do on the forums.

And I still don't feel guilty.
Eh, I've known worse. Teach me your ways.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 31, 2009, 06:19:57 PM
Now I know how those who can't speak Japanese feel when I do on the forums.

And I still don't feel guilty.
Eh, I've known worse. Teach me your ways.

Ah, nareru kuretai no ka? Nekojin to meshi wo mottekireba, oshiete ageru zo.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 31, 2009, 06:24:02 PM
Ah, nareru kuretai no ka? Nekojin to meshi wo mottekireba, oshiete ageru zo.
Here's what I got from that: "Ah, * * of *? Cat-person and * is very *, * *"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 31, 2009, 06:28:45 PM
Ah, nareru kuretai no ka? Nekojin to meshi wo mottekireba, oshiete ageru zo.
Here's what I got from that: "Ah, * * of *? Cat-person and * is very *, * *"

Yare yare, motto hataraku ga aru yo...

I asked, "Ah, you would like to learn? If you bring me catgirls and food, I'll teach you."

Yes, I realize 'jin' in this case is generic, as it literally means 'people', but I'm sure you know the gender I meant.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 31, 2009, 06:42:15 PM
Yes, I realize 'jin' in this case is generic, as it literally means 'people', but I'm sure you know the gender I meant.
If you had said "nekomimi" I would have understood.

Yare yare, motto hataraku ga aru yo...
Let's see...

"yare yare" roughly means "good grief"
(http://s.lurkmore.ru/images/a/ae/Facepalm_kyon.jpg)

I believe "motto" means "more"
(http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/01072008/7/5/1/4/751422ce2010a0_full.png)

"yo" is an intensifier. "aru yo" is a variant.
(http://anime2.kokidokom.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/lucky-star-ova-6.jpg)
(http://goeblegoeble3.googlepages.com/ScreenHunter_10.jpg)

"ga" is likely a tense of "to be"

That just leaves "hataraku", which this site (http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dict) says means "to work"

I'm guessing "Good grief, not more work!"


Anyway, here's your catgirls and food:
(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/6527/elfenlied107hb.jpg)(http://th09.deviantart.net/fs15/300W/i/2007/020/f/1/SRW_Kusuha_Have_a_Drink_by_Azureseilue.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial August 31, 2009, 07:28:29 PM
Tshern, you just gave me an idea. Mind providing me with some Finnish phrases for my Druid? I need something exotic, obscure, and unintelligible for when he casts his spells and chants in Druidic. :D

I once played a Wizard who was an extremely logical fellow and used Lojban for his verbal spell components. It sounded nicely arcane and described the precise effect of the spell, which was a lot of fun.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 31, 2009, 08:36:29 PM
I'm guessing "Good grief, not more work!"

Close, but not quite. It literally means "Good grief, lots of work [to be done]." Ga is a particle that can either be used instead of ha (wa) to denote a strong feeling/emphasis or to denote possession (similar to 's, as in "Tanaka's home"), but is also used before the verb arimasu (aru for short), which literally means "to exist" or "to have", used for emotions or inanimate objects. (It's also an auxiliary verb similar to the english verb "to have", which in conjunction with the -te form, denotes an ongoing existence/circunstance, such as yondeiru (living) or asondeiru (playing).)

Chinese-descended characters in Japanese stories tend to add 'aru' to the end of their lines as a quirk, similar to how in some works the Chinese say "me love you long time" or such. It's the Japanese equivalent to Engrish... in Japanese.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent August 31, 2009, 10:35:51 PM
Granted I haven't used my Japanese in a few years, but I'm pretty sure you can't use ga to denote possession. One does not say Kuro ga kuruma, but Kuro no kuruma.  If ga can be used that way, I suspect it's a specific dialect. Even I readily admit I tend toward Osaka-fu when I catch myself speaking Japanese.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona August 31, 2009, 10:43:01 PM
kara te'
su shi
go zira
ka ta na
do jo
ina
ga da
da vida
fuji
hi
nomo
oragato
nakamora
tonaka
kurawawa
akira
hentia

i think thats the extent of my japanese.. my farsi is worse...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 31, 2009, 10:49:18 PM
Granted I haven't used my Japanese in a few years, but I'm pretty sure you can't use ga to denote possession. One does not say Kuro ga kuruma, but Kuro no kuruma.  If ga can be used that way, I suspect it's a specific dialect. Even I readily admit I tend toward Osaka-fu when I catch myself speaking Japanese.

No, but one DOES say Kuro wa kuruma ga motteiru.  :) Ga is used to denote possession in conjunction with iru or aru (as well as existence as pointed out before). Sorry if that wasn't clear.

Another example (though of something different):

Dare ga iru ka = Who is there? (you establish that there is someone there, but you don't know who)
Dare ka iru ka = Is anyone there (you wish to know IF there is someone there)

And then there's waga, which is an elegant form of "I" (also the contraction of ware + ga or watashi ga), but you use it to denote possession again.

Example: waga namae wa Kuro (my name [the name of this being] is Kuro).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino August 31, 2009, 11:19:05 PM
keki ga hoshi desu yo!

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 31, 2009, 11:25:20 PM
keki ga hoshi desu yo!



MINNA keki ga hoshii desu.   :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Suzerain September 01, 2009, 12:09:31 AM
I have no words for what you guys have done to this thread. Now, back to topic! Get a room or something.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 01, 2009, 12:30:35 AM
I have no words for what you guys have done to this thread. Now, back to topic! Get a room or something.

How about "GODDAMMIT, they japanese'd up the thread again!"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern September 01, 2009, 01:18:38 AM
Tshern, you just gave me an idea. Mind providing me with some Finnish phrases for my Druid? I need something exotic, obscure, and unintelligible for when he casts his spells and chants in Druidic. :D
Sure, anything. You want me to translate something for you, want me to come up with something from your ideas or just come up with something Druid-like? Send me a PM.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 September 01, 2009, 09:25:21 AM
I have no words for what you guys have done to this thread. Now, back to topic! Get a room or something.

How about "GODDAMMIT, they japanese'd up the thread again!"
What, you want the thread Finished up then? :drums


keki ga hoshi desu yo!

MINNA keki ga hoshii desu.
keki means either cake or vigour. (http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PW&L=J&T=keki&WC=none&FG=r&BG=b&S=26) "hoshi" means star. "minna" means everyone. "desu" means is. "yo" means exclamation mark.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 01, 2009, 11:01:27 AM
I have no words for what you guys have done to this thread. Now, back to topic! Get a room or something.

How about "GODDAMMIT, they japanese'd up the thread again!"
What, you want the thread Finished up then? :drums


keki ga hoshi desu yo!

MINNA keki ga hoshii desu.
keki means either cake or vigour. (http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PW&L=J&T=keki&WC=none&FG=r&BG=b&S=26) "hoshi" means star. "minna" means everyone. "desu" means is. "yo" means exclamation mark.

Again, close. In this context, hoshii means to desire. BimR said she wants cake. I replied by saying EVERYONE wants cake.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 01, 2009, 12:40:09 PM
Anyway, here's your catgirls and food:
(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/6527/elfenlied107hb.jpg)
I do believe it is 1-up time now. :D You want catgirls? I'll bury you in catgirls.

(http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Just-my-2-cents/xyz/suddenly_catgirls.jpg)

(Note that Lucy's horns are not, technically, cat ears. They do look the part, though.)
On-topic, too, as that pic never fails to make me laugh.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 01, 2009, 12:51:05 PM
This topic has shifted to catgirls.

(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/halolz-dot-com-blazblue-taokaka-tvcatiswatchingyoumasterbate.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent September 01, 2009, 01:23:44 PM
No, but one DOES say Kuro wa kuruma ga motteiru.  :) Ga is used to denote possession in conjunction with iru or aru (as well as existence as pointed out before). Sorry if that wasn't clear.
True enough, and I agree with this. I was more going against the English translation to 's, as that's better fitted (most often) with 'no'.

On topic though: The cake is a lie.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 01, 2009, 05:44:20 PM
No, but one DOES say Kuro wa kuruma ga motteiru.  :) Ga is used to denote possession in conjunction with iru or aru (as well as existence as pointed out before). Sorry if that wasn't clear.
True enough, and I agree with this. I was more going against the English translation to 's, as that's better fitted (most often) with 'no'.

On topic though: The cake is a lie.

Agreed. And sorry if I wasn't clear before.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 01, 2009, 07:33:53 PM
No, but one DOES say Kuro wa kuruma ga motteiru.  :) Ga is used to denote possession in conjunction with iru or aru (as well as existence as pointed out before). Sorry if that wasn't clear.
True enough, and I agree with this. I was more going against the English translation to 's, as that's better fitted (most often) with 'no'.

On topic though: The cake is a lie.

Oh god, I just remembered a funny story.

Okay. So while I was at GSE, we would have guest speakers every week or so. This week, we had a large, ex-Navy college professor come to speak to us. He reminded me of James Earl Jones, and not just because he was black and resembled him in several ways. He had the voice, too. In addition, the man would alternate between "cheerful, likeable, funny" and "fucking terrifying" at the drop of a hat. He was there to talk about relationships, of all things. Not what I would have expected, but hey, he was interesting, and a lot of what he said made sense (even if I didn't always agree).

However.

At one point, when he was discussing how your prospective partner should be respectful of your quirks, he told us that "I do NOT celebrate my birthday", and that he always becomes irritated when people ask him why he doesn't as though there were something wrong with it, or when people bring him a cake. You may be able to see where this is going by now.

When he paused for questions, I immediately got into the queue. I don't recall the exact wording of the question--something about respect--but I wound up asking him "Would you say that the cake is a lie?" He paused, looked thoughtful for a second or two, and said, "Yes. The cake is a lie." Which made it twice as great--not only had I successfully pulled the question off, he had repeated the meme word for word.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Suzerain September 01, 2009, 09:03:37 PM
I've only played a demo of Portal. I can't remember any cake being promissed :shrug
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 02, 2009, 12:31:15 AM
I've only played a demo of Portal. I can't remember any cake being promissed :shrug

It was near the last puzzle, so way beyond what the demo would have shown you.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: dman11235 September 02, 2009, 01:38:48 AM
So at work yesterday we had quite a few...hilarious incidents.  First off, the prep guy that day has a girlfriend who is pregnant and due any day now (getting induced Friday, as I found out today).  So one of the openers, at around noon or so (Saturday, actually, not yesterday, but oh well) called the front of the house of our restaurant and basically said "This is the hospital, 'prep dude's girlfriend is in labor".  So the bartender comes back, tells prep dude, prep dude: "Oh FUCK!" and darts towards the door.  The manager holds him back and points to the opener who is cracking up.  hilarity ensues.

Something that actually did happen yesterday, one of our microwaves is out of commission, it sits on a shelf above our bun toaster, and so we have a temp one set up off to the side.  I needed to heat something up in it, and when it went off, I look back and the opener is trying to put a kaiser bun in the broken mic because he heard the timer go off on the temp one.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent September 02, 2009, 11:24:51 AM
I've only played a demo of Portal. I can't remember any cake being promissed :shrug

It was near the last puzzle, so way beyond what the demo would have shown you.
Nope. It's mentioned at multiple points throughout the game.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 02, 2009, 12:25:40 PM
I've only played a demo of Portal. I can't remember any cake being promissed :shrug

It was near the last puzzle, so way beyond what the demo would have shown you.
Nope. It's mentioned at multiple points throughout the game.

Glados promised cake throughout the game, but the meme didn't occur until the Room Full or Crazy near the end.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam September 03, 2009, 11:18:06 AM
I've only played a demo of Portal. I can't remember any cake being promissed :shrug

It was near the last puzzle, so way beyond what the demo would have shown you.
Nope. It's mentioned at multiple points throughout the game.

Glados promised cake throughout the game, but the meme didn't occur until the Room Full or Crazy near the end.

Is it not hidden behind the walls quite early on in the game? Was a long time since I played it (have to fix that), but I think you could find the text written in those little rooms behind the walls after a fairly short while...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 03, 2009, 11:24:49 AM
I've only played a demo of Portal. I can't remember any cake being promissed :shrug

It was near the last puzzle, so way beyond what the demo would have shown you.
Nope. It's mentioned at multiple points throughout the game.

Glados promised cake throughout the game, but the meme didn't occur until the Room Full or Crazy near the end.

Is it not hidden behind the walls quite early on in the game? Was a long time since I played it (have to fix that), but I think you could find the text written in those little rooms behind the walls after a fairly short while...

You could.

Unrelated: Someone hacked my friend's wow account. He got it restored by blizzard. Want to know what the hacker did?
-Farmed for 20 minutes.
-Made a Death Knight and played it through the into instance.


That's it. Didn't take any stuff, didn't sell any characters. Nothing else.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino September 03, 2009, 07:00:35 PM
I haven't been feeling well lately. I've been on and off with a flu or cold. I'm not QUITE sick but I'm fighting SOMETHING and it's really just fucking annoying me.

Anyway!

I was really cranky this morning when I got to my 8am class and my teacher came in 20 minutes late. So instead of being productive, which I really couldn't will myself to do since I felt really sick... I drew him.

I drew him as the Black Canary because he had been giving me so much grief about "dressing up like a slut," and I drew him as a Satyr playing a flute. They're both publicly displayed in the room he teaches in now for all to see.

They turned out nicely, considering I didn't waste a lot of time on them. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 03, 2009, 08:50:06 PM
I haven't been feeling well lately. I've been on and off with a flu or cold. I'm not QUITE sick but I'm fighting SOMETHING and it's really just fucking annoying me.

Anyway!

I was really cranky this morning when I got to my 8am class and my teacher came in 20 minutes late. So instead of being productive, which I really couldn't will myself to do since I felt really sick... I drew him.

I drew him as the Black Canary because he had been giving me so much grief about "dressing up like a slut," and I drew him as a Satyr playing a flute. They're both publicly displayed in the room he teaches in now for all to see.

They turned out nicely, considering I didn't waste a lot of time on them. :D

Teachers should really not have any say about any aspect of your life but your grades.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam September 04, 2009, 10:11:58 AM
In retrospective I laugh at my teachers timing. We had an excursion of the area around campus where we looked at plants the day before yesterday, and of course it rained a lot (for the first time in two weeks). Yesterday it was sunny and warm, barely a cloud to be seen. Today we went out again to look at bug-traps and also how you catch fish with an electronic gizmo that did not kill them. Of course it started pouring once again. And as if Murphy was not laughing enough already it stopped raining when we started walking back and there is no more rain predicted for the time being.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw September 04, 2009, 03:37:36 PM
This old Christmas picture :lol

(http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/JoopKoenraads/Random/NancyReaganMrTChristmas1983.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 04, 2009, 05:09:55 PM
Mr. T's mom looks surprisingly pale. [/sarcasm]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 04, 2009, 05:10:45 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090704222642AAi27sH
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw September 04, 2009, 05:13:12 PM
Mr. T's mom looks surprisingly pale. [/sarcasm]

Yeah, in case it wasn't obvious to anyone else, that's Nancy Reagan and Mr. T (AKA God (among with some other select individuals)) during Christmas in 1983 ;)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad September 04, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Mr. T's mom looks surprisingly pale. [/sarcasm]

Yeah, in case it wasn't obvious to anyone else, that's Nancy Reagan and Mr. T (AKA God (among with some other select individuals)) during Christmas in 1983 ;)

He looks very confused as to what the hell he's doing there...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern September 04, 2009, 08:51:14 PM
I pity the fool who doesn't know Mr. T's motives.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder September 04, 2009, 10:16:10 PM
 :twitch David Icke (http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 05, 2009, 09:38:58 PM
(http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2009/247/2/a/Mythbusters_goes_Bond_by_KronicX.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 05, 2009, 10:37:15 PM
(http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2009/247/2/a/Mythbusters_goes_Bond_by_KronicX.jpg)

I'd definitely watch that movie.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 06, 2009, 04:16:59 AM
Rambo V (2011)

On February 2, 2008, Sylvester Stallone informed Reuters in an interview that making a fifth Rambo would depend on the success of the fourth movie but that he thought he was "gearing one up" and that it would "be quite different".[3] On March 10, 2008, Moviehole.net revealed that in an interview with Metro magazine, Stallone said that he was "half-way through" writing Rambo V and that it would not be another war movie.[4] On March 20, Moviehole.net also said that ScreenDaily.com had revealed that the film would be shot in Bulgaria and later received word from a source that Bulgaria was to double for John Rambo's home town in Arizona.[5][6] On November 3, 2008, Stallone confirmed that they will be filming a Rambo V and that it's in the works. Stallone said: "Rambo hopefully will be back. We've just got to give you guys a story that's worthwhile." It is rumored that the new film's plot (which was an alternative for Rambo) involves Rambo's unknown daughter being kidnapped by cult leaders and he goes on a mission to rescue her.[7] On February 4, 2009, Sylvester Stallone quoted, "Yeah, we are doing another Rambo, but the conflict is whether to do it in America and/or Australia."[citation needed]

On August 31, 2009, Millennium Films officially gave the green light to Rambo 5, with Stallone both directing and starring. The plot revolves around Rambo fighting his way through human traffickers and drug lords to rescue a young girl abducted near the U.S.-Mexico border.[8]

On September 4th, it was reported by Harry Knowles (after a conversation over the phone with Sly) that the story of Rambo V has been changed. The plot takes place in the Pacific Northwest (were Rambo was first introduced) where there is a U.S. Military installation that is doing experiments on elite soldiers as part of some sort of program where they're attempting to tap into that SAVAGERY that we have deeply embedded into us. The plan is create brilliantly instinctual killer soldiers that have no qualms about taking life. They were children trained from the time they were infants to kill.

The experiment is a success but then goes wrong, after the soldiers escape. Rambo is brought in with a Black Ops squad to hunt, capture or kill the genetically-altered-blood thirsty-super soldiers.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad September 07, 2009, 01:23:30 AM
(http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2009/247/2/a/Mythbusters_goes_Bond_by_KronicX.jpg)

I'd definitely watch that movie.

I'd try but I'd probably get stuck on the "Kari in a bikini" scenes....
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 07, 2009, 03:45:03 AM
I'd try but I'd probably get stuck on the "Kari in a bikini" scenes....

You and a good chunk of America.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw September 07, 2009, 06:53:06 AM
I'd try but I'd probably get stuck on the "Kari in a bikini" scenes....

You and a good chunk of America.

Not just America... :whistle
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 07, 2009, 09:19:34 AM
I'd try but I'd probably get stuck on the "Kari in a bikini" scenes....

You and a good chunk of America.

Not just America... :whistle


I know I'd call off work the day it came out :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch September 07, 2009, 11:19:49 AM
Never saw the appeal in Kari.  Sure, she's attractive but I don't see the need to slobber over her.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder September 07, 2009, 02:29:30 PM
Attractive female geeks are a reasonably narrow subset of the type, as are attractive male geeks.  Kari definitely qualifies as the former.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 07, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
Attractive female geeks are a reasonably narrow subset of the type, as are attractive male geeks.  Kari definitely qualifies as the former.

THANK GOD.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Suzerain September 07, 2009, 04:52:22 PM
Still, I can't see myself fawning over an unreachable female on television. Especially if she's not stripping.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork September 07, 2009, 04:54:09 PM
Still, I can't see myself fawning over an unreachable female on television. Especially if she's not stripping.

+1.  I know enough unreachable women in person if I want to fawn over someone.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad September 07, 2009, 05:31:33 PM
Still, I can't see myself fawning over an unreachable female on television. Especially if she's not stripping.
There's a difference between fawning and "enjoying watching"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern September 07, 2009, 06:51:02 PM
And no woman is unreachable.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 07, 2009, 07:35:37 PM
And no woman is unreachable.

Yep, we call those geographically challenging.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern September 08, 2009, 07:04:27 AM
Never heard of Umbral Disciple?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 08, 2009, 08:19:27 AM
Never saw the appeal in Kari.  Sure, she's attractive but I don't see the need to slobber over her.

She's one of the few attractive women who seem to

A) Like geeky things and

B) Isn't as dumb as a fucking rock.  Which means you can actually have a reasonably intelligent conversation with her.  Always a good thing

Plus she just seems 'snuggable' for some reason.
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: Kuroimaken September 08, 2009, 12:04:22 PM
Plus she just seems 'snuggable' for some reason.

She's cute and padded?
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: McPoyo September 08, 2009, 01:02:03 PM
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
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: Kuroimaken September 08, 2009, 01:13:46 PM
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.
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: McPoyo September 08, 2009, 01:15:21 PM
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.

I've personally introduced 5 of them to tabletop gaming.

Mind you, after they learned and got quite proficient at tabletop gaming, they moved to the north east up around Pittsburgh...
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: Sinfire Titan September 08, 2009, 01:18:07 PM
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

You've obviously never been to Vero. The girls here fall into 4 categories:



About 40% fall into the first category, even during Winter.


Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.

Girls who go to conventions here are either a 1 or a 10, no middle ground. We've got lookers and then we have the ones you want Brain Bleach for.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 08, 2009, 01:20:31 PM
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

You've obviously never been to Vero. The girls here fall into 4 categories:

  • Holy crap old
  • Petit, possibly underage
  • Moderately attractive (7 or 8 on a scale of 10)
  • Holy Shit its the Titanic


About 40% fall into the first category, even during Winter.


Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.

Girls who go to conventions here are either a 1 or a 10, no middle ground. We've got lookers and then we have the ones you want Brain Bleach for.

Doesn't seem that different from here then. Some of the Rei Ayanami cosplayers in particular... like the ones with plug suits --

Pardon me, I need to go wipe my drool.
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: McPoyo September 08, 2009, 01:22:38 PM
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

You've obviously never been to Vero. The girls here fall into 4 categories:

  • Holy crap old
  • Petit, possibly underage
  • Moderately attractive (7 or 8 on a scale of 10)
  • Holy Shit its the Titanic


About 40% fall into the first category, even during Winter.


Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.

Girls who go to conventions here are either a 1 or a 10, no middle ground. We've got lookers and then we have the ones you want Brain Bleach for.

I specifically did not mention conventions for a reason :P

And I run the security department for a resort in beachside Daytona. You have no idea the range of women I see every week.
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: AfterCrescent September 08, 2009, 01:31:54 PM
Florida has BimR, so I doubt it's like the cake. :P
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: Suzerain September 08, 2009, 05:31:25 PM
Oh. That cake.
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: Sinfire Titan September 09, 2009, 02:16:37 AM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/halolz-dot-com-supersmashbrosbrawl-mario-roadkill.jpg)


Ok, the only way I can see this happening is:

Special Brawl (Giant sized)
Items on (Lightning, Mushrooms, Poison Mushrooms) High

Wario getting a Mushroom, while Mario gets the Poison ones. Two lightning bolts appear, they each grab one, and Mario shrinks but Wario gets bigger.
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: bhu September 10, 2009, 06:31:28 AM
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City.  When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...
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: McPoyo September 10, 2009, 09:13:16 AM
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City.  When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...

Gotta have the proper area of the state.
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: InnaBinder September 10, 2009, 01:58:45 PM
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City.  When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...

Gotta have the proper area of the state.
If retirees are your thing, those are the proper areas.   :eh
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 10, 2009, 02:01:37 PM
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City.  When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...

Gotta have the proper area of the state.
If retirees are your thing, those are the proper areas.   :eh

Daytona or Tampa. Just be prepared, an unsettling majority are dumb as barns.
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: veekie September 10, 2009, 02:33:33 PM
I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.
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: McPoyo September 10, 2009, 02:37:23 PM
I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.

Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist?
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: AfterCrescent September 10, 2009, 02:46:16 PM
I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.

Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist?
I'm not sure, but I am intrigued.  :plotting
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: PhaedrusXY September 10, 2009, 02:52:22 PM
I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.

Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist?
Butch women with nazi-style crew cuts wearing strap-ons that they brutally use on men?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 10, 2009, 02:55:08 PM
I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.

Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist?
Butch women with nazi-style crew cuts wearing strap-ons that they brutally use on men?
Doesn't seem feminist so much as kinky, though. Anything I can think of that would even remotely qualify just falls under a standard fetish. That is why I am confused.
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: Suzerain September 10, 2009, 04:24:42 PM
Google says yes. (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5js_ymJDOzx-bXlcwbeBtWIF_K40w)

I'm actually too tired for porn right now, so I'll check the clips tomorrow ;) You guys have a look though  :D

I'm not against the idea in principle. "Art" is art (I value porn higher than some forms of 'high' art. So yeah.) and culture is culture, and I support governments investing into things big business is unlikely to profit from. I am, however, against feminazis. I think the whole "feminism" thing needs to end and be replaced by "egalitarianism" or something. And it's not that I think that's one of the major problems of our society, I'm just thinking that should be the general direction we should be heading in in this century.
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: Prak, the Mad September 10, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
Sankaku Complex also says yes. (http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/09/10/state-funds-feminist-porn/) (NSFW, at all...)

I like how in the interview the interviewer asks if the government should fund men making porn and she flat out replies "no, they make money from women's bodies."

'Cause, you know, that psyche porn is so hot....
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: Tshern September 10, 2009, 06:04:46 PM
They gave some 480000 SEK to finance it as far as I know. I suppose that is somewhat correct, since we get a lot of news from the imperialist fuckers of Sweden.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 10, 2009, 07:18:51 PM
All feminists are nothing more than sexually frustrated , repressed bullies in female skin. There, I said it. Feminazis don't fight for equality, they fight for the right to be worshipped as living goddesses under the thinly-veiled guise of liberating from oppression.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 10, 2009, 08:01:43 PM
All feminists are nothing more than sexually frustrated , repressed bullies in female skin. There, I said it. Feminazis don't fight for equality, they fight for the right to be worshipped as living goddesses under the thinly-veiled guise of liberating from oppression.

Well if they did their job in the kitchen properly, maybe they wouldn't be sexually frustrated...  :hide
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: Bozwevial September 10, 2009, 08:04:47 PM
So, who else is doing this? (http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/10/pretend-to-be-a-time-traveler-day-this-weekend/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad September 10, 2009, 09:39:47 PM
All feminists are nothing more than sexually frustrated , repressed bullies in female skin. There, I said it. Feminazis don't fight for equality, they fight for the right to be worshipped as living goddesses under the thinly-veiled guise of liberating from oppression.

Maybe if they weren't sexually frustrated, repressed bullies and would give nerds a chance they might occasionally get worshipped.

And I'm not entirely using innuendo.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 10, 2009, 10:39:58 PM
All feminists are nothing more than sexually frustrated , repressed bullies in female skin. There, I said it. Feminazis don't fight for equality, they fight for the right to be worshipped as living goddesses under the thinly-veiled guise of liberating from oppression.

Maybe if they weren't sexually frustrated, repressed bullies and would give nerds a chance they might occasionally get worshipped.

And I'm not entirely using innuendo.
Maybe if they just gave nerds a chance, period. Some of them are totally into that stuff.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir September 10, 2009, 11:23:03 PM
So, who else is doing this? (http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/10/pretend-to-be-a-time-traveler-day-this-weekend/)

Well, I am now. Must find some appropriate time-traveler attire, though.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad September 11, 2009, 04:11:42 AM
So, who else is doing this? (http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/10/pretend-to-be-a-time-traveler-day-this-weekend/)

Well, I am now. Must find some appropriate time-traveler attire, though.
I might, I like the "escaped prisoner from the future idea, and I can just not wash or tie back my hair, and I'm partway there...

ah, things that make me lol... well, apparently I'm psychic, given that a few minutes ago I had to debate with myself over talking to a married friend that I'm attracted to. I wound up thinking, jokingly, "hey, maybe they're getting divorced."

...apparently they're getting divorced. No word yet on the rest of the fantasy that went along with the joking thought.
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: bhu September 11, 2009, 10:37:28 AM
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.

I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City.  When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...

Gotta have the proper area of the state.
If retirees are your thing, those are the proper areas.   :eh

Daytona or Tampa. Just be prepared, an unsettling majority are dumb as barns.

I prefer non-dumb wimmens tho...  :(
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 11, 2009, 01:34:52 PM
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)
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: Agita September 11, 2009, 01:43:35 PM
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)
Okay, just the title sent me rofl-ing. As for the vid itself, I found it awesome even though I haven't watched a single episode of Hellsing.
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: Risada September 11, 2009, 01:45:52 PM
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)
Okay, just the title sent me rofl-ing. As for the vid itself, I found it awesome even though I haven't watched a single episode of Hellsing.

This.  :lmao
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: Kuroimaken September 11, 2009, 02:22:01 PM
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)
I AM NOT THE REST!! Aside from that, it made me wanna watch Nanoha.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 11, 2009, 02:40:17 PM
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)
I AM NOT THE REST!! Aside from that, it made me wanna watch Nanoha.
Well, I mentioned them because they'd get the Nanoha bits better, but do watch!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 11, 2009, 05:06:20 PM
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)
I AM NOT THE REST!! Aside from that, it made me wanna watch Nanoha.
Well, I mentioned them because they'd get the Nanoha bits better, but do watch!
Very well... you escape my wrath. FOR NOW.
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: Prime32 September 11, 2009, 05:33:29 PM
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)
I AM NOT THE REST!! Aside from that, it made me wanna watch Nanoha.
Well, I mentioned them because they'd get the Nanoha bits better, but do watch!
Very well... you escape my wrath. FOR NOW.
Watch this:
"The Glory Star, FULL SHOOT!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_PytNjSbaI&fmt=18)

Yes, SRW has Nanoha references now.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 12, 2009, 12:16:38 AM
Oh my god it's gone full circle!
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: Sinfire Titan September 12, 2009, 01:37:49 AM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/epic-magikarp-flail.jpg)
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: BowenSilverclaw September 12, 2009, 08:34:17 AM
Too bad they misspelled Magikarp :P
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: Kuroimaken September 12, 2009, 05:10:37 PM
Magicarp doesn't DESERVE good spelling.
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: Ruam September 13, 2009, 06:47:12 AM
Speak of the devil...

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: Prak, the Mad September 13, 2009, 08:25:44 AM
has anyone been able to make sense of Gyarados having the flying type and not dragon?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw September 13, 2009, 08:30:40 AM
Nope, never could figure that one out...
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: Agita September 13, 2009, 08:37:45 AM
Balance would be my guess. Gyarados is already a powerful offensive pokémon, Dragon-type would add a whole bunch of resistances on top of that.
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: Risada September 13, 2009, 08:56:24 AM
Balance would be my guess. Gyarados is already a powerful offensive pokémon, Dragon-type would add a whole bunch of resistances on top of that.

Sadly, he is offensive on the wrong side  :banghead... swap his Atk with his Sp. Atk. and he would be awesome  :smirk

Ahem.

Sblocked 'cause it might be NSFW...

[spoiler](http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5373/78224232.jpg)[/spoiler]
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: Agita September 13, 2009, 08:58:01 AM
Balance would be my guess. Gyarados is already a powerful offensive pokémon, Dragon-type would add a whole bunch of resistances on top of that.

Sadly, he is offensive on the wrong side  :banghead... swap his Atk with his Sp. Atk. and he would be awesome  :smirk
It's still awesome, especially now that type doesn't necessarily dictate special or physical anymore. Cascade, for example, is a physical attack despite being Water-type as of 4th gen.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada September 13, 2009, 09:03:31 AM
Balance would be my guess. Gyarados is already a powerful offensive pokémon, Dragon-type would add a whole bunch of resistances on top of that.

Sadly, he is offensive on the wrong side  :banghead... swap his Atk with his Sp. Atk. and he would be awesome  :smirk
It's still awesome, especially now that type doesn't necessarily dictate special or physical anymore. Cascade, for example, is a physical attack despite being Water-type as of 4th gen.

...That's what I get for not playing D/P/P...
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: Prime32 September 13, 2009, 09:14:02 AM
Balance would be my guess. Gyarados is already a powerful offensive pokémon, Dragon-type would add a whole bunch of resistances on top of that.

Sadly, he is offensive on the wrong side  :banghead... swap his Atk with his Sp. Atk. and he would be awesome  :smirk
There's a Pokémon like that (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Milotic_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29), and it's a pure Water type.
(http://www.blurtit.com/var/question/q/q5/q56/q564/q5649/q564962_milotic_2.jpg) (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Milotic_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 13, 2009, 03:48:17 PM
Balance would be my guess. Gyarados is already a powerful offensive pokémon, Dragon-type would add a whole bunch of resistances on top of that.

Sadly, he is offensive on the wrong side  :banghead... swap his Atk with his Sp. Atk. and he would be awesome  :smirk
There's a Pokémon like that (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Milotic_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29), and it's a pure Water type.

Except that Magikarp is much, MUCH easier to find than Feebas.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam September 13, 2009, 05:28:39 PM
In my opinion the only wave of Pokémon that was any good was any good was the first one. After that they ran out of fantasy and simply swapped a few maps, names and attacks and presto Pokemon 2nd wave (repeat untill concept no longer sells)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 13, 2009, 06:59:10 PM
has anyone been able to make sense of Gyarados having the flying type and not dragon?

Because in Gen 1 they only had 1 Dragon type Attack (Dragon Rage). Because it only had that move pool, they wanted to make the entire type seem hard to find. Charizard and Gyarados were originally going to be dragons, but the devs changed their mind in the process of making the moves and ended up only making the Dratini line Dragons.

Up until Gen 4, Dragons had the most limited move pool for STAB bonuses. Also, Gen 4's switch with how attacks worked made a lot of Dragons more powerful than they would have been (hence why Garchomp is banned, STAB bonus with a physical attack and an Attack power that high is what put him over the limit, despite his *4 Weakness to Ice and low Spec/Def).

In my opinion the only wave of Pokémon that was any good was any good was the first one. After that they ran out of fantasy and simply swapped a few maps, names and attacks and presto Pokemon 2nd wave (repeat untill concept no longer sells)

Meh. The first wave had the whole Psychic type as a game breaker. Even the lowly Mr. Mime was powerful if you knew how EVs and IVs worked. Slobro too. Mewtwo, Mew, and Alakazam were just the cream of the crop. And the latter Gens did make a few unique types of mons. Croagunk, Fortress (later trash coat Wormidam too), Heracross, you just gotta look for them. The meta gets stale if you just play Gen 1, as everyone runs Psychic types and almost nothing but (Articuno for dealing with Dragonite, that's about it).

The thing that makes me play the newer Gens is correcting my past mistakes. I'm breeding my mons carefully, and trying to track their growth so I can get a solid team. In a real battle, my top three mons would be thrashed by anyone who actually put some effort into their breeding, never mind that two of my top three are currently banned (Groudon and Rayquaza).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona September 13, 2009, 07:57:01 PM
http://www.inhabitots.com/2009/08/28/swallow-your-babys-placenta-one-pill-at-a-time/ (http://www.inhabitots.com/2009/08/28/swallow-your-babys-placenta-one-pill-at-a-time/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 13, 2009, 09:52:08 PM
For Uncle Kitteh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vvE59Dz1Ew)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino September 13, 2009, 10:02:51 PM
AC's friend on FB posted this link. So now, I must do the same:

Animals With Lightsabers (http://www.animalswithlightsabers.com/page/1)

This site has a lot of potential.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 14, 2009, 01:59:15 AM
(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/NewAgeOfBreakfast_.png)


It took me a moment, but I started cracking up to that idea.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 14, 2009, 02:59:17 AM
For Uncle Kitteh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vvE59Dz1Ew)

omg that was awesome!  I loved the "somebody get this fucking mouth breather off me" expression on the cats face...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 14, 2009, 03:02:11 AM
You'd have to rehost that pic, TVtropes blocks direct linking.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 14, 2009, 03:04:57 AM
You'd have to rehost that pic, TVtropes blocks direct linking.

Strange, it shows just fine on mine.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 14, 2009, 03:12:04 AM
Heh, well, all I had to do to make it show up was visit TVTropes and then come back here. Theres cookies involved I guess.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch September 16, 2009, 12:23:47 PM
has anyone been able to make sense of Gyarados having the flying type and not dragon?

Because in Gen 1 they only had 1 Dragon type Attack (Dragon Rage). Because it only had that move pool, they wanted to make the entire type seem hard to find. Charizard and Gyarados were originally going to be dragons, but the devs changed their mind in the process of making the moves and ended up only making the Dratini line Dragons.

Up until Gen 4, Dragons had the most limited move pool for STAB bonuses. Also, Gen 4's switch with how attacks worked made a lot of Dragons more powerful than they would have been (hence why Garchomp is banned, STAB bonus with a physical attack and an Attack power that high is what put him over the limit, despite his *4 Weakness to Ice and low Spec/Def).

In my opinion the only wave of Pokémon that was any good was any good was the first one. After that they ran out of fantasy and simply swapped a few maps, names and attacks and presto Pokemon 2nd wave (repeat untill concept no longer sells)

Meh. The first wave had the whole Psychic type as a game breaker. Even the lowly Mr. Mime was powerful if you knew how EVs and IVs worked. Slobro too. Mewtwo, Mew, and Alakazam were just the cream of the crop. And the latter Gens did make a few unique types of mons. Croagunk, Fortress (later trash coat Wormidam too), Heracross, you just gotta look for them. The meta gets stale if you just play Gen 1, as everyone runs Psychic types and almost nothing but (Articuno for dealing with Dragonite, that's about it).

The thing that makes me play the newer Gens is correcting my past mistakes. I'm breeding my mons carefully, and trying to track their growth so I can get a solid team. In a real battle, my top three mons would be thrashed by anyone who actually put some effort into their breeding, never mind that two of my top three are currently banned (Groudon and Rayquaza).

See, learning about the EV thing is what killed pokemon for me.  It's a fucking cheesy thing to do.  Yes, I know it existed from the beginning.  It's a stupid mechanic, and it needs to be spelled out 100% IN FUCKING GAME.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY September 16, 2009, 12:44:06 PM
This thread (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=5782.new#new) makes me LOL.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino September 16, 2009, 02:35:30 PM
It actually turned out to be a lot funnier than I thought it'd be...

AC is a tad annoyed with me for causing flame wars.

But to be fair, I wasn't REALLY trolling, I was more like, "hey guys, let's all laugh at people who are protesting but don't know what they stand for!" and then it turned into a whole political debate which was still kinda funny but with a sad flavor...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 16, 2009, 02:57:45 PM
THIS...


(http://goodlook1.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/010569445-ex00.jpg)

...plus THIS...

(http://img.mercadolivre.com.br/jm/img?s=MLB&f=58202347_6905.jpg&v=P)

...equals THIS.

(http://images.buddytv.com/articles/naruto/images/naruto-uzumaki-1.jpg)

Yet Narutards can't take simple math.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw September 16, 2009, 03:39:02 PM
:lol

Nice :clap
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 16, 2009, 04:05:55 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/halolz-dot-com-left4dead-supermario64-yourprincessisinanothercastle.jpg)



Fucked!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Suzerain September 16, 2009, 06:30:43 PM
It actually turned out to be a lot funnier than I thought it'd be...

AC is a tad annoyed with me for causing flame wars.

But to be fair, I wasn't REALLY trolling, I was more like, "hey guys, let's all laugh at people who are protesting but don't know what they stand for!" and then it turned into a whole political debate which was still kinda funny but with a sad flavor...

I had initially fought with myself to resist posting this:

/me casts summon shitstorm

But then, suddenly, posting it became unnecessary.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir September 16, 2009, 10:09:49 PM
I'm tempted to buy this. I mean, it can't be worse than holiday ham flavor. (http://www.myjones.com/code/limited.php?campaign=wizards)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 16, 2009, 10:19:42 PM
I'm tempted to buy this. I mean, it can't be worse than holiday ham flavor. (http://www.myjones.com/code/limited.php?campaign=wizards)

Saw it already, decided no when the shipping cost more than the case of soda did. They are expensive to ship to Florida.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 16, 2009, 10:37:07 PM
I'm tempted to buy this. I mean, it can't be worse than holiday ham flavor. (http://www.myjones.com/code/limited.php?campaign=wizards)

I'm holding out for Pun-Punch.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims September 17, 2009, 02:38:53 AM
I'm tempted to buy this. I mean, it can't be worse than holiday ham flavor. (http://www.myjones.com/code/limited.php?campaign=wizards)

I must have this.

It makes me giddier than Tentacle Grape did.

Also, their Thanksgiving combo pack was the most disgusting evar, but all the sodas did actually taste like what they were labeled...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 17, 2009, 05:20:16 AM
This is what happens when you go between a lesbian and her target of love. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbL9eC-lxW0&feature=related)
I'm not sure why gratuitous violence amuses me so much.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 17, 2009, 08:02:54 AM
This is what happens when you go between a lesbian and her target of love. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbL9eC-lxW0&feature=related)
I'm not sure why gratuitous violence amuses me so much.

WTF WAS THAT?  :twitch
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern September 17, 2009, 08:35:06 AM
(http://xs843.xs.to/xs843/09376/9335.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona September 17, 2009, 08:59:14 AM
yip thats about how retarded it is over hear..
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino September 17, 2009, 02:36:27 PM
 :wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad


: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 17, 2009, 02:59:00 PM
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad




Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 17, 2009, 03:06:36 PM
The producer claimed it was too controversial in that subtext. I'd love to read the actual article and learn if it was a hold-up due to his belief on that, or if no distribution company would pick it up, since they'll publish damned near anything video-based over here.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch September 17, 2009, 03:07:29 PM
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad




Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.

I've heard Brazilian women are attractive and mostly naked 99% of the time.  that's definitely a plus.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Suzerain September 17, 2009, 03:31:30 PM
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad

Don't act American, and nobody will care :P (Works the same way in the opposite direction)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 17, 2009, 06:11:42 PM
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad




Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.

I've heard Brazilian women are attractive and mostly naked 99% of the time.  that's definitely a plus.

I wish to visit the specific Brazil you speak of. The attractive part is true... mostly naked depends on where you live.

Around here the weather tends to change at the drop of a hat... and since bras are supposedly stuffy, lots of women don't wear them in the winter for fear the temperature might change.

I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 17, 2009, 06:20:06 PM
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad




Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.

I've heard Brazilian women are attractive and mostly naked 99% of the time.  that's definitely a plus.

I wish to visit the specific Brazil you speak of. The attractive part is true... mostly naked depends on where you live.

Around here the weather tends to change at the drop of a hat... and since bras are supposedly stuffy, lots of women don't wear them in the winter for fear the temperature might change.

I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.
Dont open a bra store? :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino September 17, 2009, 08:03:43 PM
Dont open a bra store? :P

 :lmao
I like your logic better, McPoyo.

First thing that came to mind was: they all have saggy boobs now.



And this I had to post because it'll annoy AC a tad: 
AC: Your bird is a butthead
Me: You're a butthead
AC: Don't you dare compare me to your bird!
Me: I didn't. I compared you to a butthead and you're EXACTLY the same.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 17, 2009, 08:08:59 PM
And this I had to post because it'll annoy AC a tad: 
AC: Your bird is a butthead
Me: You're a butthead
AC: Don't you dare compare me to your bird!
Me: I didn't. I compared you to a butthead and you're EXACTLY the same.  :D

BimR's bird is a butthead.

AC is a butthead.

Therefore, AC is BimR's bird?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 17, 2009, 08:13:39 PM
First thing that came to mind was: they all have saggy boobs now.

With the amount of money the plastic surgery industry pulls in south america, I highly doubt that. I saw a report recently that showed they outspent the US when it came to cosmetic plastic surgeries.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Suzerain September 17, 2009, 08:18:52 PM
First thing that came to mind was: they all have saggy boobs now.

With the amount of money the plastic surgery industry pulls in south america, I highly doubt that. I saw a report recently that showed they outspent the US when it came to cosmetic plastic surgeries.

Per capita or absolute? Oh, wait... population 200 million... nevermind.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 17, 2009, 08:24:18 PM
First thing that came to mind was: they all have saggy boobs now.

With the amount of money the plastic surgery industry pulls in south america, I highly doubt that. I saw a report recently that showed they outspent the US when it came to cosmetic plastic surgeries.

Per capita or absolute? Oh, wait... population 200 million... nevermind.

The report (which I am trying to relocate now) was absolute.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern September 17, 2009, 08:52:04 PM
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad

Kaarina, Finland.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 18, 2009, 12:04:17 AM
It's official, we all want BimR around.

:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad




Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.

I've heard Brazilian women are attractive and mostly naked 99% of the time.  that's definitely a plus.

I wish to visit the specific Brazil you speak of. The attractive part is true... mostly naked depends on where you live.

Around here the weather tends to change at the drop of a hat... and since bras are supposedly stuffy, lots of women don't wear them in the winter for fear the temperature might change.

I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.
Dont open a bra store? :P

Those who aren't gifted with large mammaries tend to ignore the changing weather rule.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 18, 2009, 07:54:31 AM

I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.

Boobies are yay?  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam September 18, 2009, 08:18:03 AM
:wall

Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...

Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American.  :mad

Kaarina, Finland.

Or most places in Sweden that is not Jönköping. I tend to prefer the top half of the country, people are much more relaxed up here
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern September 18, 2009, 09:55:08 AM
And they usually speak proper Swedish rather than the Skĺne version of it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent September 18, 2009, 12:03:58 PM
And this I had to post because it'll annoy AC a tad: 
AC: Your bird is a butthead
Me: You're a butthead
AC: Don't you dare compare me to your bird!
Me: I didn't. I compared you to a butthead and you're EXACTLY the same.  :D

BimR's bird is a butthead.

AC is a butthead.

Therefore, AC is BimR's bird?
Damn. I've been discovered. :sofa
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder September 18, 2009, 01:04:10 PM
And this I had to post because it'll annoy AC a tad: 
AC: Your bird is a butthead
Me: You're a butthead
AC: Don't you dare compare me to your bird!
Me: I didn't. I compared you to a butthead and you're EXACTLY the same.  :D

BimR's bird is a butthead.

AC is a butthead.

Therefore, AC is BimR's bird?
Damn. I've been discovered. :sofa
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie.   :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Alastar September 18, 2009, 01:11:49 PM
It actually turned out to be a lot funnier than I thought it'd be...

AC is a tad annoyed with me for causing flame wars.

But to be fair, I wasn't REALLY trolling, I was more like, "hey guys, let's all laugh at people who are protesting but don't know what they stand for!" and then it turned into a whole political debate which was still kinda funny but with a sad flavor...

Seriously, those people in the video.... i feel like i don'T even live in america and I know more about their politics (or what a czar is) than they do!!  It's pretty hillarious ! :D

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino September 18, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie.   :p

Why does everybody want to eat my baby?  ???


 :lmao That sounds so wrong.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir September 18, 2009, 01:39:04 PM
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie.   :p

Why does everybody want to eat my baby?  ???


 :lmao That sounds so wrong.

We're secretly dingoes.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino September 18, 2009, 01:41:32 PM
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie.   :p

Why does everybody want to eat my baby?  ???


 :lmao That sounds so wrong.

We're secretly dingoes.

YES!!!!!!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 18, 2009, 01:53:17 PM
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie.   :p

Why does everybody want to eat my baby?  ???


 :lmao That sounds so wrong.

We're secretly dingoes.

YES!!!!!!

Tshern is our leader. Everyone knows that the Joker eats babies. How do you think he can keep that white skin of his so damn smooth?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern September 18, 2009, 05:59:25 PM
A reliable and great leader no less. And a Dear Leader.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Suzerain September 18, 2009, 10:58:11 PM
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie.   :p

Why does everybody want to eat my baby?  ???


 :lmao That sounds so wrong.

We're secretly dingoes.

OH MY GOD DINGOES EAT BABIES!??!??!??!??
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Alastar September 19, 2009, 03:02:57 PM
Why, it's the very basis of their whole alimentation (not sure if that's an english word...)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch September 19, 2009, 03:11:54 PM
It's amazing.  No matter how depressed I am, I'm generally only a sandwich and a cute girl's smile away from feeling good again. 
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Alea_Iacta_Est September 19, 2009, 03:33:07 PM
This always makes me laugh:

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/insider (http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/insider)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 20, 2009, 05:58:09 AM
It's amazing.  No matter how depressed I am, I'm generally only a sandwich and a cute girl's smile away from feeling good again. 

That kinda applies to all straight malekind. Sometimes they don't even need the sandwich... or the cute girl.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Suzerain September 21, 2009, 08:19:06 PM
It's amazing.  No matter how depressed I am, I'm generally only a sandwich and a cute girl's smile away from feeling good again. 

That kinda applies to all straight malekind. Sometimes they don't even need the sandwich... or the cute girl.

Spoken like a Sage. Agree.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona September 21, 2009, 11:44:38 PM
http://kotaku.com/5363353/pokemon-menstrual-pad-yours-for-eight-bucks (http://kotaku.com/5363353/pokemon-menstrual-pad-yours-for-eight-bucks)

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/09/holygoddamnshit.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir September 22, 2009, 12:28:57 AM
I'm going to have to take Open-Minded at level 12 in a character I'm building, because it's the most optimized choice at that point. This entertains me to no end.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick September 22, 2009, 03:03:06 AM
http://kotaku.com/5363353/pokemon-menstrual-pad-yours-for-eight-bucks (http://kotaku.com/5363353/pokemon-menstrual-pad-yours-for-eight-bucks)

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/09/holygoddamnshit.jpg)

I can imagine bleeding on pikachu to be creepier than having its image pasted on the nether regions.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada September 22, 2009, 10:28:14 AM
This one is for bhu...

(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2159/att00195.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent September 22, 2009, 11:42:34 AM
That made me lol, Risada. Very nice. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants September 22, 2009, 10:11:28 PM
I didn't see this on the last few pages, so hopefully I'm the first to post it here :p

Hitler hates 4E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtDWShtflUo)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 22, 2009, 10:27:26 PM
I didn't see this on the last few pages, so hopefully I'm the first to post it here :p

Hitler hates 4E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtDWShtflUo)

This would probably work better if he were trying to supply the world with 4e.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 23, 2009, 04:58:31 AM
This one is for bhu...
 :love
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino September 23, 2009, 01:57:40 PM
He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypZLnDaqo1M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypZLnDaqo1M)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 23, 2009, 03:01:33 PM
Rocket Bike, because speed is good even if you have a flame coming out of your ass. ESPECIALLY if you have a flame coming out of your ass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms4YDCEwxkE&fmt=18)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino September 25, 2009, 01:16:53 AM
Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YQmkDDCyXQ)

Lick Poop!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 25, 2009, 07:00:22 AM
These people could be my coworkers/neighbors

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6GtzUs2OPg
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 25, 2009, 12:42:43 PM
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/halolz-dot-com-megaman-wherethewilythingsare.jpg)[/spoiler]

Ok, this officially made me laugh.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada September 25, 2009, 01:42:16 PM
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/halolz-dot-com-megaman-wherethewilythingsare.jpg)[/spoiler]

Ok, this officially made me laugh.

 :lmao :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 25, 2009, 02:30:19 PM
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/halolz-dot-com-megaman-wherethewilythingsare.jpg)[/spoiler]

Ok, this officially made me laugh.

It's almost cute, in a screaming kittens on fire kind of way.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 26, 2009, 12:00:17 AM
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wrong_hole

nsfw obviously
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada September 26, 2009, 01:26:17 AM
While this made me LOL a lot, it's also disturbing....

It seems my brother (who is 14 years old) is wandering on 4chan the Far Realms.... look at what I found on my PC right now...  :banghead

(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/217/patricknotsparta.jpg)

Now, the question: is there any hope of salvation, or giving up is the best way?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork September 26, 2009, 01:28:03 AM
 :lmao

The best part is that the Patrick picture keeps changing perfectly with the posts.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 26, 2009, 04:06:57 AM
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wrong_hole

nsfw obviously


bhu wins

FATALITY

Flawless victory
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 26, 2009, 08:06:00 AM
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wrong_hole

nsfw obviously


bhu wins

FATALITY

Flawless victory

You have to admit not many people make musical numbers devoted to accidental buttfucking.  let alone one with Scott Baio.

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 26, 2009, 10:44:20 AM
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wrong_hole

nsfw obviously


bhu wins

FATALITY

Flawless victory

You have to admit not many people make musical numbers devoted to accidental buttfucking.  let alone one with Scott Baio.



I do. Hence why you win for bringing that up.  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino September 27, 2009, 12:47:05 AM
It's old, I've seen it a million times... but it still makes me laugh.

STFU (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 27, 2009, 02:56:51 AM
It's old, I've seen it a million times... but it still makes me laugh.

STFU (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu)

That reminds me, I need to go buy a dictionary.

A REALLY big dictionary.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims September 27, 2009, 10:19:21 AM
It's old, I've seen it a million times... but it still makes me laugh.

STFU (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu)

If we're doing classics...

How to Kill a Mockingbird (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mockingbird)

Having trouble finding the original though... :s
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 27, 2009, 11:42:21 AM
http://www.iamsocrazy.net/

that dog is awesome
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 27, 2009, 03:15:45 PM
http://www.iamsocrazy.net/

that dog is awesome

Dog eats sausage!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY September 27, 2009, 05:58:48 PM
http://www.iamsocrazy.net/

that dog is awesome
:lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 01, 2009, 03:42:27 PM
(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs51/150/f/2009/273/4/f/Warning_sign_148_by_hjkiddk.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants October 01, 2009, 03:58:41 PM
...

Deleted link to hotlinked image, as it was blocked.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 October 01, 2009, 06:55:35 PM
After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.

Komikkubukku
Fan no Fikushon
Riteracha~
Myu-jikku
Teiberu Toppu Ge-mu Lagann
Shiata~
Bideoge-mu
Uebu Komikku
Uebu Orijinaaru
Uesutaan Animeishon
Riaru Raifu
Azaa
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 01, 2009, 07:11:51 PM
After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.

Komikkubukku
Fan no Fikushon
Riteracha~
Myu-jikku
Teiberu Toppu Ge-mu Lagann
Shiata~
Bideoge-mu
Uebu Komikku
Uebu Orijinaaru
Uesutaan Animeishon
Riaru Raifu
Azaa

I am so lost on this one.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad October 01, 2009, 07:28:23 PM
After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.

Komikkubukku=Comic Books
Fan no Fikushon=Fan Fiction
Riteracha~=Literature
Myu-jikku=Music
Teiberu Toppu Ge-mu Lagann=Table Top Games
Shiata~=Theatre
Bideoge-mu=Video Games
Uebu Komikku=Web Comics
Uebu Orijinaaru=Web Comics
Uesutaan Animeishon=Western Animation
Riaru Raifu=Real Life
Azaa=Other

I am so lost on this one.
It helps to have an understanding of the fact that many words are unique to english with no equivalent in other languages, so they get "[language]-ized"

edit: Not that none of these words have japanese equivalents, but it's the joke.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 01, 2009, 07:37:29 PM
After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.

Komikkubukku=Comic Books
Fan no Fikushon=Fan Fiction
Riteracha~=Literature
Myu-jikku=Music
Teiberu Toppu Ge-mu Lagann=Table Top Games
Shiata~=Theatre
Bideoge-mu=Video Games
Uebu Komikku=Web Comics
Uebu Orijinaaru=Web Comics
Uesutaan Animeishon=Western Animation
Riaru Raifu=Real Life
Azaa=Other

I am so lost on this one.
It helps to have an understanding of the fact that many words are unique to english with no equivalent in other languages, so they get "[language]-ized"

edit: Not that none of these words have japanese equivalents, but it's the joke.

Fack. Now I fully get every one of those. Damnit I feel slow now. I need to sleep.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino October 01, 2009, 08:07:19 PM
I got an email inviting me to the DDR US Qualifiers...

The funny part is that Gameworks is hosting it.

I laughed when I read that.

Gameworks has TERRIBLE pads and they haven't kept their cabinets up like they should've. If, you know, a good arcade that actually took care of their shit was hosting this, I'd be in (even though I'd lose soooo fast).

But still... Gameworks. Lawlz.

Good luck DDR people. You're gonna need it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial October 01, 2009, 08:08:36 PM
Good luck DDR people. You're gonna need it.

I had suspected that you were secretly Han Solo.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 01, 2009, 08:08:43 PM
After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.

Komikkubukku=Comic Books
Fan no Fikushon=Fan Fiction
Riteracha~=Literature
Myu-jikku=Music
Teiberu Toppu Ge-mu Lagann=Table Top Games
Shiata~=Theatre
Bideoge-mu=Video Games
Uebu Komikku=Web Comics
Uebu Orijinaaru=Web Comics
Uesutaan Animeishon=Western Animation
Riaru Raifu=Real Life
Azaa=Other

I am so lost on this one.
It helps to have an understanding of the fact that many words are unique to english with no equivalent in other languages, so they get "[language]-ized"

edit: Not that none of these words have japanese equivalents, but it's the joke.

Fack. Now I fully get every one of those. Damnit I feel slow now. I need to sleep.

If it helps any, the Japanese are also famous for not consistently spelling non-Japanese words (i.e. words they use katakana for). Though some of those could be translated...

Music- Ongaku
Western Animation- Nishi (kara) animeeshon?
Real Life- shinjinsei
Other- hoka ni
Literature- bungaku

Fan fiction shouldn't need "no", by the way. There's no way a Japanese could mistake fan fiction (as in fiction created by a fan) with fiction fan (a fictional fan, or worse, a ventilator made of/powered by fiction).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada October 01, 2009, 10:58:42 PM
After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.

Komikkubukku=Comic Books
Fan no Fikushon=Fan Fiction
Riteracha~=Literature
Myu-jikku=Music
Teiberu Toppu Ge-mu Lagann=Table Top Games
Shiata~=Theatre
Bideoge-mu=Video Games
Uebu Komikku=Web Comics
Uebu Orijinaaru=Web Comics
Uesutaan Animeishon=Western Animation
Riaru Raifu=Real Life
Azaa=Other

I am so lost on this one.
It helps to have an understanding of the fact that many words are unique to english with no equivalent in other languages, so they get "[language]-ized"

edit: Not that none of these words have japanese equivalents, but it's the joke.

Fack. Now I fully get every one of those. Damnit I feel slow now. I need to sleep.

If it helps any, the Japanese are also famous for not consistently spelling non-Japanese words (i.e. words they use katakana for). Though some of those could be translated...

Music- Ongaku
Western Animation- Nishi (kara) animeeshon?
Real Life- shinjinsei
Other- hoka ni
Literature- bungaku

Fan fiction shouldn't need "no", by the way. There's no way a Japanese could mistake fan fiction (as in fiction created by a fan) with fiction fan (a fictional fan, or worse, a ventilator made of/powered by fiction).

Nah, I prefer their "Engrish"  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino October 02, 2009, 02:11:31 AM
Good luck DDR people. You're gonna need it.

I had suspected that you were secretly Han Solo.

LOL That was very Han Solo-ish. He's a badass, so I'm cool with emulating him.


And I apologize ahead of time: the stupidest shit makes me laugh now-a-days...

(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6595/whysospacious.jpg) (http://img39.imageshack.us/i/whysospacious.jpg/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 02, 2009, 02:59:39 AM
It's no less fun just because it's silly BimR.  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 02, 2009, 10:11:28 AM
(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6595/whysospacious.jpg) (http://img39.imageshack.us/i/whysospacious.jpg/)

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/7/128731135929116139.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants October 02, 2009, 10:54:47 AM
I'll try this one again from PhotoBucket instead of hotlinking:

(http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/rear_entry.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent October 02, 2009, 11:41:31 AM
 :lmao love it, Robby.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY October 02, 2009, 11:43:25 AM
I'll try this one again from PhotoBucket instead of hotlinking:
Yeah, I've seen that one before. Hilarious.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 October 02, 2009, 12:07:48 PM
After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.

Komikkubukku=Comic Books
Fan no Fikushon=Fan Fiction
Riteracha~=Literature
Myu-jikku=Music
Teiberu Toppu Ge-mu Lagann=Table Top Games
Shiata~=Theatre
Bideoge-mu=Video Games
Uebu Komikku=Web Comics
Uebu Orijinaaru=Web Comics
Uesutaan Animeishon=Western Animation
Riaru Raifu=Real Life
Azaa=Other

I am so lost on this one.
It helps to have an understanding of the fact that many words are unique to english with no equivalent in other languages, so they get "[language]-ized"

edit: Not that none of these words have japanese equivalents, but it's the joke.

Fack. Now I fully get every one of those. Damnit I feel slow now. I need to sleep.

If it helps any, the Japanese are also famous for not consistently spelling non-Japanese words (i.e. words they use katakana for). Though some of those could be translated...

Music- Ongaku
Western Animation- Nishi (kara) animeeshon?
Real Life- shinjinsei
Other- hoka ni
Literature- bungaku

Fan fiction shouldn't need "no", by the way. There's no way a Japanese could mistake fan fiction (as in fiction created by a fan) with fiction fan (a fictional fan, or worse, a ventilator made of/powered by fiction).

Nah, I prefer their "Engrish"  :lmao
I think they got the order wrong on purpose. What cracked me up though was Tabletop Games - "Teiberu Toppu Ge-mu Lagann" :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 02, 2009, 12:29:52 PM
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1568/halolzdotcombulletbillp.gif)

Their caption: THE END TIMES ARE UPON US. Grab your kids and head to the bomb shelters! Bowser isn’t messing around this time!

My caption: Yeah, that's right. Nineball can fire Bullet Bills and Pokeballs. Run cowards!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 02, 2009, 03:40:22 PM
So Nintendo finally gave up on the Wii and got it into the bomb business. I expected this.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern October 02, 2009, 03:46:56 PM
All firms that grow up large enough start producing staff that kills people. Not quite sure what's Microsoft doing, but maybe they are just shooting some orphans somewhere.

And don't mention Nokia.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw October 02, 2009, 03:50:07 PM
All firms that grow up large enough start producing staff that kills people. Not quite sure what's Microsoft doing, but maybe they are just shooting some orphans somewhere.

And don't mention Nokia.
Weapons and military vehicle software perhaps?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern October 02, 2009, 03:53:15 PM
That is a possibility. Maybe Nokia's radiating people's brains?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Archmage Joda October 02, 2009, 05:38:24 PM
that pic was made all the more better for me by the fact that the music i was listening to at the time fit it perfectly.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad October 02, 2009, 07:18:15 PM
(http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/upload/2009/08/so/Drop_An_Incederay.php)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 02, 2009, 07:21:27 PM
Here's one for bhu. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 02, 2009, 10:24:43 PM
Here's one for bhu. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo)

In lil' Spata's defense I'd prolly bite that guy too  :lol

In return i give you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irVV5-sev7o
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 02, 2009, 10:38:50 PM
http://nofirstdate.com/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 02, 2009, 10:43:03 PM
http://acidcow.com/video/4284-scared_in_bed_by_head.html
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 03, 2009, 08:16:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
BimR must see this.

Must.

Someone page her to the thread now.

AC Prolly shouldn't watch :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw October 03, 2009, 08:40:52 AM
I saw that yesterday, it's pretty fucking hilarious :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 03, 2009, 10:59:31 AM
Crossover (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwKEQSYnYnY&fmt=35) Mayhem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE-ImfgY_tU&fmt=35)

Two shows, two videos, one madness.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir October 03, 2009, 02:07:14 PM
Damn, not available in my country due to copyright restrictions. Any alt links or something?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY October 04, 2009, 12:53:42 AM
The gas mask.... bra (http://news.cnet.com/8301-27083_3-10366730-247.html)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 04, 2009, 02:26:20 AM
The gas mask.... bra (http://news.cnet.com/8301-27083_3-10366730-247.html)
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad October 05, 2009, 02:01:42 AM
There is a little girl's clown costume titled "Lolli the clown"...
http://www.halloweenexpress.com/lolli-the-clown-child-costume-p-15988.html?osCsid=gficd98u4jmre358chittf72q6

I honestly don't know whether to laugh my ass off or weep for humanity.

And I don't know what possibility is worse... that this may have been deliberate, or completely innocent...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 05, 2009, 02:35:52 AM
There is a little girl's clown costume titled "Lolli the clown"...
http://www.halloweenexpress.com/lolli-the-clown-child-costume-p-15988.html?osCsid=gficd98u4jmre358chittf72q6

I honestly don't know whether to laugh my ass off or weep for humanity.

And I don't know what possibility is worse... that this may have been deliberate, or completely innocent...

http://www.oddee.com/item_96451.aspx

scroll down to 'boy love hole'

you may begin weeping now...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad October 05, 2009, 02:52:37 AM
There is a little girl's clown costume titled "Lolli the clown"...
http://www.halloweenexpress.com/lolli-the-clown-child-costume-p-15988.html?osCsid=gficd98u4jmre358chittf72q6

I honestly don't know whether to laugh my ass off or weep for humanity.

And I don't know what possibility is worse... that this may have been deliberate, or completely innocent...

http://www.oddee.com/item_96451.aspx

scroll down to 'boy love hole'

you may begin weeping now...

Bhu... why the hell would you show that to someone?

(edit because it was just over the top.)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw October 05, 2009, 03:04:55 AM
There is a little girl's clown costume titled "Lolli the clown"...
http://www.halloweenexpress.com/lolli-the-clown-child-costume-p-15988.html?osCsid=gficd98u4jmre358chittf72q6

I honestly don't know whether to laugh my ass off or weep for humanity.

And I don't know what possibility is worse... that this may have been deliberate, or completely innocent...

http://www.oddee.com/item_96451.aspx

scroll down to 'boy love hole'

you may begin weeping now...

Bhu... as soon as I'm done scrubbing my eyes out and that image off of me... I am going to kill you... that...

...no, I'm just going to remove myself from a world where that exists... why the hell would you show that to someone?
Wow...
Just, wow...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad October 05, 2009, 04:14:00 AM
also, after looking around the rest of the site, I do have to thank you bhu, it's an amusing site... I just ....really could have gone my whole life without knowing about that... I know wish that I could go back to the days when the Twilight dildo was the worst sex toy I knew about.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 05, 2009, 08:28:50 AM
Bhu... why the hell would you show that to someone?

  :hide (edit because it was just over the top.)  :hide

Precisely

Also I'm impulsive and sometimes don't think my actions through...

Also I thought you'd be able to handle it without squicking.

Mass apologies from Uncle Kitteh I didn't think you'd react quite like that.

Perhaps I have become too immune to internet weirdness in my time...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam October 05, 2009, 10:18:38 AM
Bhu... why the hell would you show that to someone?

  :hide (edit because it was just over the top.)  :hide

Precisely

Also I'm impulsive and sometimes don't think my actions through...

Also I thought you'd be able to handle it without squicking.

Mass apologies from Uncle Kitteh I didn't think you'd react quite like that.

Perhaps I have become too immune to internet weirdness in my time...

Was not that bad, only reeeeeeeeeally strange. On the topic of strange Japanese things http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/455/Phailhas-25 (http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/455/Phailhas-25) this is more child-friendly though (no implications towards Prak)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kari October 05, 2009, 11:41:29 AM
Bhu... why the hell would you show that to someone?

  :hide (edit because it was just over the top.)  :hide

Precisely

Also I'm impulsive and sometimes don't think my actions through...

Also I thought you'd be able to handle it without squicking.

Mass apologies from Uncle Kitteh I didn't think you'd react quite like that.

Perhaps I have become too immune to internet weirdness in my time...
I think its an overreaction, bhu. I laughed, went 'wtf', but then, I'll admit I'm used to the strange sort of things Japan can produce.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 05, 2009, 12:08:05 PM
Some rocking out will purge that. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G03mAMHbHnI&fmt=18)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent October 05, 2009, 01:17:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
BimR must see this.

Must.

Someone page her to the thread now.

AC Prolly shouldn't watch :D
Too late. But that was hilarious. I now want to place a parrot on my friend Jason's head.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw October 05, 2009, 01:23:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
BimR must see this.

Must.

Someone page her to the thread now.

AC Prolly shouldn't watch :D
Too late. But that was hilarious. I now want to place a parrot on my friend Jason's head.
Maybe BimR can train one of her birds? :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent October 05, 2009, 03:10:02 PM
That'd be a miracle. One's retarded and the other hates human interaction. :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino October 05, 2009, 04:42:57 PM
 :lmao

OOOOMG that was so cute and funny. Kakapos are amazing. I want one so bad!


And Beaker only makes love to his toys. He doesn't find heads sexy.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw October 05, 2009, 05:12:03 PM
Strap one of his toys to a hat or necklace or something? :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 05, 2009, 08:35:33 PM
My mom says the funniest things sometimes.  She just called to say hi because she was doing a pickup (she drives a courier van), and apparently shes being asked to haul a cargo load of lab rats.

In the background I can hear a male voice asking if she feels qualified to meet their 'needs' before she asks him "Just what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

I luv mom  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 05, 2009, 08:36:35 PM
My mom says the funniest things sometimes.  She just called to say hi because she was doing a pickup (she drives a courier van), and apparently shes being asked to haul a cargo load of lab rats.

In the background I can hear a male voice asking if she feels qualified to meet their 'needs' before she asks him "Just what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

I luv mom  :D

Your mom sounds a lot like mine. The only different is their job.  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 05, 2009, 08:47:39 PM

Was not that bad, only reeeeeeeeeally strange. On the topic of strange Japanese things http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/455/Phailhas-25 (http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/455/Phailhas-25) this is more child-friendly though (no implications towards Prak)


Ooooooh funny guy and hawt nerd womans...I shall have to visit this more oftens...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Alastar October 06, 2009, 04:06:39 PM
My team wasn't doing very good for half the dodgeball tournament this week-end, so we decided: FUCK IT, we're gonna just have fun here.

We started singing old 80's love songs, from aerosmith to celine dion, going by disney songs and some moulin rouge in there !  For 8 whole games, the whole 6 man team at the same time.

Funniest thing?  We played like gods!! we had 8 matches remaining, agaisnt some of the best teams in the league, and we made each and everyoen of them sweat, sometimes passing within only one player's berth of winning the game, even agaisnt the champions of the tournament.  We also decimated the teams that were more on our level, who left being very frustrated, because they got their asses kicked by people who were singing crappy songs ! :P

It was awesome ! :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Suzerain October 06, 2009, 04:28:15 PM
My team wasn't doing very good for half the dodgeball tournament this week-end, so we decided: FUCK IT, we're gonna just have fun here.

We started singing old 80's love songs, from aerosmith to celine dion, going by disney songs and some moulin rouge in there !  For 8 whole games, the whole 6 man team at the same time.

Funniest thing?  We played like gods!! we had 8 matches remaining, agaisnt some of the best teams in the league, and we made each and everyoen of them sweat, sometimes passing within only one player's berth of winning the game, even agaisnt the champions of the tournament.  We also decimated the teams that were more on our level, who left being very frustrated, because they got their asses kicked by people who were singing crappy songs ! :P

It was awesome ! :D

And it sounds awesome, too :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 06, 2009, 04:29:28 PM
Very nice.

Unrelatedly,
[spoiler](http://www.zwixy.com/images/1612686471253290694452.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Alastar October 06, 2009, 04:31:45 PM
Very nice.

Unrelatedly,
[spoiler](http://www.zwixy.com/images/1612686471253290694452.jpg)[/spoiler]

OMG THAT THING MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!!!!

Oh wow, it hurts!!!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 06, 2009, 04:50:23 PM
Caveman Science Fiction (http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/22/caveman-science-fiction/)

Alternate Prehistory Fanfic (http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/07/the-sleepwalkers/)

Y'know what? Just Dresden Codak (http://dresdencodak.com/).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 06, 2009, 05:49:56 PM
CURSE YOU AGITA!

You've given me one more thing to read!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 06, 2009, 05:54:22 PM
CURSE YOU AGITA!

You've given me one more thing to read!
Don't worry, it's not that much. And it doesn't update very often. :P

Oooh, also: Dungeons and Discourse (http://dresdencodak.com/2006/12/03/dungeons-and-discourse/), Advanced Dungeons and Discourse (http://dresdencodak.com/2009/01/27/advanced-dungeons-and-discourse/).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 07, 2009, 07:13:57 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/halolz-dot-com-halo3-100mdash-extremeedition.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw October 08, 2009, 07:58:50 AM
This (NSFW):

[spoiler](http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/JoopKoenraads/Random/HentaiGame.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 08, 2009, 08:00:41 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 08, 2009, 08:00:55 AM
Oh Japan.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 08, 2009, 12:27:02 PM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino October 08, 2009, 12:32:03 PM
This (NSFW):

[spoiler](http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/JoopKoenraads/Random/HentaiGame.jpg)[/spoiler]

LOL Ouch...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 08, 2009, 10:22:12 PM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
I dunno, they're pretty experienced at making this kind of stuff, probably.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 08, 2009, 11:07:56 PM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
I dunno, they're pretty experienced at making this kind of stuff, probably.

Barring if the seat is made of velvet or something... you'd still be rubbing your balls against it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 09, 2009, 07:50:17 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw October 09, 2009, 09:01:29 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam October 09, 2009, 09:59:33 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations, you pounded with a force of 98 Newton and reached 20 cm inside. Please enter your name to be placed on the top 3 list" ;)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 09, 2009, 10:10:59 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations you have lasted an astonishing 2.5 hours before orgasm!  You may pick your prize and the phone number of a medical specialist at the counter.  Seriously, are you numb?  There must be something wrong with you."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 09, 2009, 10:14:28 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations, you have ejaculated 3.5 gallons of sperm into the machine. Please contact tech support and tell them to bring the heavy-duty radiation suits, because you're obviously a fucking mutant."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent October 09, 2009, 11:04:41 AM
Today I decided to wear my BG shirt "They call it a clam for a reason" to casual Friday. I saw my grandma before work and she laughed at it. That made my day. :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw October 09, 2009, 11:15:08 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations, you pounded with a force of 98 Newton and reached 20 cm inside. Please enter your name to be placed on the top 3 list" ;)
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations you have lasted an astonishing 2.5 hours before orgasm!  You may pick your prize and the phone number of a medical specialist at the counter.  Seriously, are you numb?  There must be something wrong with you."
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations, you have ejaculated 3.5 gallons of sperm into the machine. Please contact tech support and tell them to bring the heavy-duty radiation suits, because you're obviously a fucking mutant."


:lol

That was brilliant, guys :clap
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 09, 2009, 12:29:37 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/halolz-dot-com-worldofwarcraft-michaelvick.jpg)


To quote Ike: "You'll get no sympathy from me!"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam October 09, 2009, 05:28:42 PM
[url]http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20031129[url]

They are looking out to get a hot, swedish, female exchange student (and they get one too), the twist is just that "Jan" is a male name in Sweden and not female. Considering I have lived my entire life in Sweden and have yet to meet a swedish girl named Janet I consider this a mistake, a fairly entertaining one actually.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent October 09, 2009, 06:53:49 PM
This is an example of how classic conversations between BimR & AC are...
This occurred literally less than a minute after I taught her how to say Happy Birthday in Japanese so she could congratulate her friend.

AC: My throat hurts.
BimR: My shoulder hurts.
AC: I'll rub your shoulder.
BimR: I'll rub your throat.
*pause*
BimR: With my penis.
AC:...
BimR: Otanjyoubi omedetou!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw October 09, 2009, 07:21:53 PM
:lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 09, 2009, 07:37:14 PM
This is an example of how classic conversations between BimR & AC are...
This occurred literally less than a minute after I taught her how to say Happy Birthday in Japanese so she could congratulate her friend.

AC: My throat hurts.
BimR: My shoulder hurts.
AC: I'll rub your shoulder.
BimR: I'll rub your throat.
*pause*
BimR: With my penis.
AC:...
BimR: Otanjyoubi omedetou!

If only you guys could make a television show out of this...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw October 09, 2009, 07:42:31 PM
This is an example of how classic conversations between BimR & AC are...
This occurred literally less than a minute after I taught her how to say Happy Birthday in Japanese so she could congratulate her friend.

AC: My throat hurts.
BimR: My shoulder hurts.
AC: I'll rub your shoulder.
BimR: I'll rub your throat.
*pause*
BimR: With my penis.
AC:...
BimR: Otanjyoubi omedetou!

If only you guys could make a television show out of this...

I'd watch it, and probably die laughing :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 09, 2009, 09:21:14 PM
I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG (http://maidrpg.com/).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 09, 2009, 09:47:56 PM
I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG (http://maidrpg.com/).

I have a copy, and as of yet have to find players for it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 October 09, 2009, 09:53:45 PM
I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG (http://maidrpg.com/).

I have a copy, and as of yet have to find players for it.
There are dozens of games on GitP. I kid you not.

There's a Star Wars one, one set in a school...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 09, 2009, 09:56:49 PM
I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG (http://maidrpg.com/).

I have a copy, and as of yet have to find players for it.
You've got your first one. I got my copy today. :D
No idea how a Stress Explosion would be handled over PbP, though...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada October 10, 2009, 01:24:00 AM
I saw this and LOL'ed (warning: only those who know the game will enjoy it.... I guess  :smirk)

http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png (http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png)

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch October 10, 2009, 05:30:38 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations you have lasted an astonishing 2.5 hours before orgasm!  You may pick your prize and the phone number of a medical specialist at the counter.  Seriously, are you numb?  There must be something wrong with you."

Not to boast, but is it that abnormal?  That's typical for me.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 10, 2009, 06:38:30 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations, the Halle9000 has chosen you to be it's lifemate due to your exceptional performance! Please do not move while we mae the necessary adjustments."

"Hello...Dave."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 10, 2009, 09:31:02 AM
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...

The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.

Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:

"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."

:lol

I wonder how you get a high score :P

"Congratulations, the Halle9000 has chosen you to be it's lifemate due to your exceptional performance! Please do not move while we mae the necessary adjustments."

"Hello...Dave."

You know...someone would eventually cheat with a sex toy anyway.

And AC/BiMR, you two could start your own comedy website with those.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern October 10, 2009, 11:28:50 AM
Maybe you get the high score by being really fast instead of lasting long.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 10, 2009, 11:37:53 AM
I saw this and LOL'ed (warning: only those who know the game will enjoy it.... I guess  :smirk)

http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png (http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png)


LOVE IT! But I'd rather have a 720C T-shirt.  :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada October 10, 2009, 11:50:00 AM
I saw this and LOL'ed (warning: only those who know the game will enjoy it.... I guess  :smirk)

http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png (http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png)


LOVE IT! But I'd rather have a 720C T-shirt.  :P

...or a 22C for Ragna   :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 10, 2009, 02:35:57 PM
I saw this and LOL'ed (warning: only those who know the game will enjoy it.... I guess  :smirk)

http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png (http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png)


LOVE IT! But I'd rather have a 720C T-shirt.  :P

...or a 22C for Ragna   :lol

Ragna sucks, Tager rules.  :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada October 10, 2009, 02:44:08 PM
Ragna sucks, Tager rules.  :P

He doesn't suck.... he just isn't lucky enough... (proof below)

[spoiler]
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa253/FrozenSlash/ewrgrew.png)
[/spoiler]

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder October 10, 2009, 06:32:28 PM
This story made me LOL:
[spoiler]
 I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog
chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the
checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had ?... an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming
out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 10, 2009, 11:43:45 PM
This story made me LOL:
[spoiler]
 I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog
chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the
checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had ?... an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming
out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.[/spoiler]

Epic presence of spirit then and there, Inna.  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam October 13, 2009, 10:01:29 AM
This shirt (http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/when-life-hands-you-high-fructose-corn-syrup-citric-acid-make-lemonade/). Some of their supply might be considered NSFW if you have a sensitive boss
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada October 13, 2009, 11:07:48 PM
This video is awesome... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyFvF_gclhg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork October 14, 2009, 01:02:49 AM
This video is awesome... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyFvF_gclhg)

...that was AWESOME!!! :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 14, 2009, 04:48:40 AM
This video is awesome... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyFvF_gclhg)

I luv those games!  They may not be the best but giant monstahs are go!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 15, 2009, 05:27:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdsAD-sSM4Y

 0:)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 15, 2009, 11:20:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdsAD-sSM4Y

 0:)

GET THAT WOMAN AWAY FROM MAH NUTS!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 19, 2009, 01:03:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos

keep watching it gets weirder as it goes
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino October 19, 2009, 01:11:32 AM
OMG Bhu. WTF? LMAO How do you find this crap?

On another note: I want to be the hornet for halloween.  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 19, 2009, 03:00:29 AM
OMG Bhu. WTF? LMAO How do you find this crap?

On another note: I want to be the hornet for halloween.  :lol

I'm just lucky I guess.  Also: I found a trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHK_UbtFXgE
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kari October 19, 2009, 03:39:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos

keep watching it gets weirder as it goes

That was impressively strange. Gotta love the JApanese.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam October 19, 2009, 10:09:49 AM
The strangest thing happened yesterday. A guy from Idaho lived in my corridor for a few months and went back home today. Since he thought we Swedes should smoke more stuff that isn't tobacco he decided to give me some hash as a going-away gift. I am still fairly confused, wondering what exactly I should do with it. Toss it? Save it simply to own some? Make brownies? The possibilities are many.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: j0lt October 19, 2009, 10:35:52 AM
The strangest thing happened yesterday. A guy from Idaho lived in my corridor for a few months and went back home today. Since he thought we Swedes should smoke more stuff that isn't tobacco he decided to give me some hash as a going-away gift. I am still fairly confused, wondering what exactly I should do with it. Toss it? Save it simply to own some? Make brownies? The possibilities are many.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!  ;)
Then, when you're feeling really groovy, try to play some first-person driving game and laugh yourself sick!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern October 19, 2009, 10:46:14 AM
The strangest thing happened yesterday. A guy from Idaho lived in my corridor for a few months and went back home today. Since he thought we Swedes should smoke more stuff that isn't tobacco he decided to give me some hash as a going-away gift. I am still fairly confused, wondering what exactly I should do with it. Toss it? Save it simply to own some? Make brownies? The possibilities are many.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!  ;)
Then, when you're feeling really groovy, try to play some first-person driving game and laugh yourself sick!
Or Mirror's edge.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 19, 2009, 11:42:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos

keep watching it gets weirder as it goes


Old-fashioned girl Dogu-chan?

...would look better in anime.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam October 19, 2009, 05:45:27 PM
The strangest thing happened yesterday. A guy from Idaho lived in my corridor for a few months and went back home today. Since he thought we Swedes should smoke more stuff that isn't tobacco he decided to give me some hash as a going-away gift. I am still fairly confused, wondering what exactly I should do with it. Toss it? Save it simply to own some? Make brownies? The possibilities are many.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!  ;)
Then, when you're feeling really groovy, try to play some first-person driving game and laugh yourself sick!
Or Mirror's edge.

First problem: I do not own a pipe. Second problem: the only thing I could use to play any game that isn't Chess or Munchkin would be on my computer, and I do not think I would like to keep that nearby, should my sub-concious be turned loose. I would like a copy of Mirrors edge anyway... Why is my PS3 700 kilometres away when I need it?

A few friends of mine suggested making brownies with it (as they also want to try, should I do it).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern October 19, 2009, 05:49:22 PM
Making a pipe is really damn easy actually. I would guess.

How illegal is it to give advice on a topic like this? Or how much against the forum policy?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam October 19, 2009, 05:57:10 PM
Making a pipe is really damn easy actually. I would guess.

How illegal is it to give advice on a topic like this? Or how much against the forum policy?

I was wondering the same thing actually
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 19, 2009, 05:58:44 PM
Making a pipe is really damn easy actually. I would guess.

How illegal is it to give advice on a topic like this? Or how much against the forum policy?

I was wondering the same thing actually
Too late! The internet is forever!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern October 19, 2009, 06:08:30 PM
No advice was given yet though. Just that I think I could improvise instructions using my extensive knowledge of physics.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 19, 2009, 06:13:24 PM
BIC office pen and some aluminum foil. I can't count how many of those I've pulled out of drawers in the rooms at my resort this year alone.

Also, be careful, cooking it into brownies will hit a lot harder than smoking or putting it through a vapor machine.

Just some health suggestions :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 19, 2009, 09:11:16 PM
BIC office pen and some aluminum foil. I can't count how many of those I've pulled out of drawers in the rooms at my resort this year alone.

Also, be careful, cooking it into brownies will hit a lot harder than smoking or putting it through a vapor machine.

Just some health suggestions :P
You probably want to work on the ratio of brownie bits to weedy bits. Work your way up, ya know.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 19, 2009, 09:50:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos

keep watching it gets weirder as it goes


Old-fashioned girl Dogu-chan?

...would look better in anime.

The video's gone, whatever it is.
Alt link?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 20, 2009, 12:46:49 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos

keep watching it gets weirder as it goes


Old-fashioned girl Dogu-chan?

...would look better in anime.

The video's gone, whatever it is.
Alt link?

It's basically a piece of a recent tokusatsu with a large-breasted girl in a chainmail bikini fighting a girl dressed like a bee with spiky hooters that shoots strength-sapping nipples.

I shit you not.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 20, 2009, 04:04:18 AM
Dammit, now I want to see it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam October 20, 2009, 04:42:12 AM
Dammit, now I want to see it.

The weirdest part is when the girl in the bikini opens her bra and hugs the bee until she ... gets sucked into her breasts I guess. This all happens in a great hug. Oh, let us not forget the big-breasted guy who seem like he will blow up if he reaches the right altitude (yep, they make him fly)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 20, 2009, 08:46:40 AM
Dammit, now I want to see it.

google "Ancient Dogoo Girl"

you can see the trailer.  I'll see if someone else has uploaded the fight scene
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 20, 2009, 11:05:20 AM
Dammit, now I want to see it.

The weirdest part is when the girl in the bikini opens her bra and hugs the bee until she ... gets sucked into her breasts I guess. This all happens in a great hug. Oh, let us not forget the big-breasted guy who seem like he will blow up if he reaches the right altitude (yep, they make him fly)

Actually, the TRULY weirdest part is that apparently that is a move called "heartbeat wave" (she says tokidoki, which is basically an onomathopoea for an anxiously beating heart) and after she's done she says that her breasts are really full.

Also, apparently, the motivation behind the bee's shenanigans is that she hates men for staring at breasts all the time.

You can look up Kodai Shoujo Dogu-chan on Youtube, it should provide you with more accurate results.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY October 20, 2009, 11:28:40 AM
Oh yes... it all makes sense now...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 20, 2009, 12:17:43 PM
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/comedy/watch/v19204525yrppBjXY

oooh i found episode 1

the bee girl is epsiode 2
http://www.d-addicts.com/forum/viewtopic_p1232091.htm which is supposed to be available for download here.  I found it while googling and I've never been there before so its an at risk kind of thing


full episode 2 on veoh
http://www.veoh.com/collection/Toku-R-Us/watch/v1469030XSDyFzCC#watch%3Dv192345502qeQqM94
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 20, 2009, 04:38:43 PM
Fuck Veoh for keeping out Brazillians and making me use an IP bypass thingy.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 20, 2009, 10:39:43 PM
Fuck Veoh for keeping out Brazillians and making me use an IP bypass thingy.
Fuck Veoh for keeping out Malaysians, and I'm too late for work to use an IP bypass thingy.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 21, 2009, 06:37:20 AM
well there were plenty of torrents downloads too, but I didn't really know if they were good or not so I didnt post...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 21, 2009, 12:23:29 PM
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/Alex0117/To%20Aru%20Kagaku%20no%20Railgun/Kuroko-Head-Snap.gif)
Ouch, heh, to think that in the manga, that happened for breaking curfew.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada October 21, 2009, 12:30:10 PM
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/Alex0117/To%20Aru%20Kagaku%20no%20Railgun/Kuroko-Head-Snap.gif)
Ouch, heh, to think that in the manga, that happened for breaking curfew.

 :twitch

Source NAO!!  :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent October 21, 2009, 12:35:24 PM
Hilarious and disturbing. I heard about this on the radio this morning.
The Men of Disney. (http://y100.elvisduran.com/pages/p2article.html?feed=136656&article=6194578)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 21, 2009, 12:47:48 PM
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/Alex0117/To%20Aru%20Kagaku%20no%20Railgun/Kuroko-Head-Snap.gif)
Ouch, heh, to think that in the manga, that happened for breaking curfew.

 :twitch

Source NAO!!  :P
Looking at the image code, It seems to be from To Aru Kagaku No Railgun/A Certain Scientific Railgun. Gotta watch that sometime.
Geez, so much stuff I need to watch. The Japanese just won't let me have my free time. :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 21, 2009, 01:23:17 PM
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/Alex0117/To%20Aru%20Kagaku%20no%20Railgun/Kuroko-Head-Snap.gif)
Ouch, heh, to think that in the manga, that happened for breaking curfew.

 :twitch

Source NAO!!  :P
Looking at the image code, It seems to be from To Aru Kagaku No Railgun/A Certain Scientific Railgun. Gotta watch that sometime.
Geez, so much stuff I need to watch. The Japanese just won't let me have my free time. :P

You know, I also wanted to know the source for the Mona Lisa-wielding catgirl.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder October 21, 2009, 01:27:55 PM
Faster than the interwebz (http://www.stoth.com/2009/09/10/south-africa%E2%80%99s-data-network-owned-by-pigeon-with-4gb-drive-attached/).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 21, 2009, 01:35:31 PM
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/Alex0117/To%20Aru%20Kagaku%20no%20Railgun/Kuroko-Head-Snap.gif)
Ouch, heh, to think that in the manga, that happened for breaking curfew.

 :twitch

Source NAO!!  :P
Looking at the image code, It seems to be from To Aru Kagaku No Railgun/A Certain Scientific Railgun. Gotta watch that sometime.
Geez, so much stuff I need to watch. The Japanese just won't let me have my free time. :P

You know, I also wanted to know the source for the Mona Lisa-wielding catgirl.
Kyoran Kazoku Nikki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ky%C5%8Dran_Kazoku_Nikki)
It's a little on the nutty and ADHD side.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: SorO_Lost October 21, 2009, 02:07:39 PM
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/800-The-Sims-3
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 21, 2009, 04:15:01 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3590/3358137893_c3af79cc65_o.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kari October 21, 2009, 06:21:17 PM
Faster than the interwebz (http://www.stoth.com/2009/09/10/south-africa%E2%80%99s-data-network-owned-by-pigeon-with-4gb-drive-attached/).
I wonder if they checked their info before posting this. I heard the same exact story from a friend of mine in Singapore (who works in the government there, and was peripherally involved) in her own country - and it wasn't a pigeon, it was a guy on a motorcycle.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 21, 2009, 06:30:36 PM
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/800-The-Sims-3

Favorited, sent to a friend of mine who's crazy about The Sims.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad October 21, 2009, 08:33:08 PM
Hilarious and disturbing. I heard about this on the radio this morning.
The Men of Disney. (http://y100.elvisduran.com/pages/p2article.html?feed=136656&article=6194578)
The disturbing ones were John from Treasure Planet and Peter Pan... because they're supposed to be fairly young... Though, to be fair, I suppose Pocahantos is around John's age...

Peter's pretty much got the fey thing going on, so he's really fairly old...


and Milo's a linguist! Linguists aren't buff!

Faster than the interwebz (http://www.stoth.com/2009/09/10/south-africa%E2%80%99s-data-network-owned-by-pigeon-with-4gb-drive-attached/).
I wonder if they checked their info before posting this. I heard the same exact story from a friend of mine in Singapore (who works in the government there, and was peripherally involved) in her own country - and it wasn't a pigeon, it was a guy on a motorcycle.
Of course they didn't. Do you know how long it takes a pigeon to fly to Singapore? let alone use the internet...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 22, 2009, 12:34:06 AM
Depends on the file sizes, you could pack a 16 gig thumbdrive and probably get it there faster physically for the average home internet connection. If you got a 300 gigabyte hard disk of data, no brainer there either.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino October 22, 2009, 02:49:06 AM
I just started laughing as I thought about how weird me and AC are. Mostly just him:

I was taking a shower and I look over and AC's sitting next to me on the toilet looking smug while dropping the Cosbys off at the pool. I try to pretend he's not really there since pooping is gross and I didn't want to freak out at him... and then I notice him playing with his phone. He started scanning stuff in my bathroom to look up the barcode online and see if his phone could identify it. I shall forever have the mental image of him, on a toilet, fiddling around with a box of tampons to get the barcode... It makes me smile every time.  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad October 22, 2009, 03:03:28 AM
I just started laughing as I thought about how weird me and AC are. Mostly just him:

I was taking a shower and I look over and AC's sitting next to me on the toilet looking smug while dropping the Cosbys off at the pool. I try to pretend he's not really there since pooping is gross and I didn't want to freak out at him... and then I notice him playing with his phone. He started scanning stuff in my bathroom to look up the barcode online and see if his phone could identify it. I shall forever have the mental image of him, on a toilet, fiddling around with a box of tampons to get the barcode... It makes me smile every time.  :lol
Couples are weird.

I really can't say much, as I know that from first hand experience...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch October 22, 2009, 04:16:24 AM
If any woman I've dated ever took a crap in front of me I'd be very upset.  Furthermore, she better be out of the room when I need to do so.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad October 22, 2009, 04:37:07 AM
If any woman I've dated ever took a crap in front of me I'd be very upset.  Furthermore, she better be out of the room when I need to do so.

If we're a couple, I don't worry too much about being seen on the can. There's a limit though... if you've bugged me ten times in five minutes, I'm quoting Spider Jerusalem in my request for a bit of privacy...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 22, 2009, 07:33:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3PzJoAZIwI&feature=PlayList&p=E826A68171A4F115&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=10
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 22, 2009, 07:59:51 AM
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/Ferok_Angelwing/o8gu801.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada October 22, 2009, 08:16:11 AM
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/Ferok_Angelwing/o8gu801.gif)

You win the thread, veekie  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 22, 2009, 10:07:38 AM
*Veekie used Critical Post. It was Super Effective*
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork October 22, 2009, 01:04:09 PM
The last frame of this webcomic (http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20091022).  Probably NSFW.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 22, 2009, 01:19:58 PM
The last frame of this webcomic (http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20091022).  Probably NSFW.

Aww, crap, now I need to catch up on my LICD.
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: BobismyRhino October 22, 2009, 01:44:31 PM
OMG Nanshork... OMG...  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir October 22, 2009, 10:13:57 PM
It took me a few seconds to get, but this (http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/webcomics/2004/comic329.jpg) Rob and Elliot comic is great. Also, horrible.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad October 22, 2009, 11:39:50 PM
It took me a few seconds to get, but this (http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/webcomics/2004/comic329.jpg) Rob and Elliot comic is great. Also, horrible.
[spoiler](http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/koomori/Indians.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern October 23, 2009, 03:09:43 PM
BBC and Germany's rich people. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8321967.stm)
This is the European way.
[spoiler]Also, this: Money, money, money, always sunny... (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8318626.stm)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork October 23, 2009, 03:13:00 PM
BBC and Germany's rich people. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8321967.stm)
This is the European way.
[spoiler]Compare: Money, money, money, always sunny... (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8318626.stm)[/spoiler]

This line amused me: Mr Vollmer said it was "really strange that so few people came".   

But the way I see it, I don't trust the US government to spend tax money so if I was rich I wouldn't want them to get more than they already do.  I know nothing about how Germany spends tax dollars so I can't comment on that.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern October 23, 2009, 03:30:04 PM
I wouldn't trust their current government.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 23, 2009, 03:30:24 PM
I know nothing about how Germany spends tax dollars so I can't comment on that.
Not at all, because Germany gets tax euros, not dollars. ;)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent October 23, 2009, 03:31:34 PM
BimR is going across the state tonight to run in a 5K tomorrow morning and then come back tomorrow night. We had lunch together and this conversation transpired as I left.

BimR: AWWW! I'm not gonna see you until tomorrow! *pout*
AC: That happens everyday.
BimR: Ohhhh, yeah...

Then when I got back into my office, this guy Chris has been on a strict diet led by his boss (we make fun of him because he can only eat what his "daddy" lets him.) I had a salad from the Sushi restaurant with a bit of ginger dressing on it.
Chris: Aww, come on. You're not gonna eat that salad, right?
AC: Does daddy say you can?
Chris: *huffs and puffs* Yes! (I hand him the salad and his boss pops out of nowhere)
Boss: What's that? Oh, okay. Just don't use any dressing. Is there dressing on it?
Chris: Yeah...
Boss: Regurgitate it.

It made me lol. :)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino October 23, 2009, 05:05:56 PM
 :lol The people you work with...

And I was sad because I wanted to see you again after work but you're going walking so nooooo I get even less Ku time and more Ku-less time. See what I did thar?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 23, 2009, 10:34:46 PM
The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing.  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 23, 2009, 11:19:36 PM
This fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNA8w1ub0Kk)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 24, 2009, 04:11:29 AM
Need source.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 25, 2009, 04:03:05 PM
To Aru Kagaku Choudenjibou/A Certain Scientific Railgun.
Manga (http://www.onemanga.com/To_Aru_Kagaku_no_Choudenjibou/)
Anime (http://mazuisubs.com/)

Pretty good. Another spinoff that trumps the original.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern October 27, 2009, 07:12:49 AM
Drinking habits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=529XNu1mG3Y)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Dan2 October 28, 2009, 02:44:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uctj7JAwghA&NR=1&feature=fvwp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uctj7JAwghA&NR=1&feature=fvwp)
They somehow manage to relate a genie in a bottle, Alice in Wonderland, a passage from the bible, and tie it all to the LHC... :nonono
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY October 28, 2009, 02:48:50 PM
The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing.  :lol
:lmao Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 28, 2009, 03:08:14 PM
The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing.  :lol
:lmao Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks.
Host a reality TV show at your work. More money :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: SixthDeclension October 29, 2009, 12:49:42 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_zombie_assault

Double Tap
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 29, 2009, 04:03:31 AM
lol, that was odd.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 29, 2009, 05:13:50 AM
The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing.  :lol
:lmao Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks.
Host a reality TV show at your work. More money :P

Ooooooh...... :o

Now theres a thought....

Between the thieves, the potheads, and the manic depressives it cant possible fail...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 29, 2009, 05:14:38 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_zombie_assault

Double Tap

Who the hell punches a zombie?

Fuckin' amateurs... :banghead
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 29, 2009, 09:49:33 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_zombie_assault

Double Tap

Who the hell punches a zombie?

Fuckin' amateurs... :banghead

I would!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 29, 2009, 11:28:43 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_zombie_assault

Double Tap

Who the hell punches a zombie?

Fuckin' amateurs... :banghead

I would!
I'd punch one...

with a bullet. Twice.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona October 29, 2009, 06:49:59 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8297574364836044520#
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada October 31, 2009, 11:56:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0AZAGBaLSo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0AZAGBaLSo)

 :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 01, 2009, 01:45:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0AZAGBaLSo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0AZAGBaLSo)

 :lmao

Hitler knows his shit... except about the PS3.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 01, 2009, 04:41:42 AM
and porn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZoXnsgd9A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tMPtsn0bgU

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 01, 2009, 08:08:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S-DgR_nj0c

Ah the 80's, when everyones favorite softcore porn happened to be aerobics shows on tv...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona November 01, 2009, 12:53:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S-DgR_nj0c

Ah the 80's, when everyones favorite softcore porn happened to be aerobics shows on tv...

good times...

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 01, 2009, 01:39:37 PM
What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat (http://www.google.com/patents?id=mUl3AAAAEBAJ&dq=7037541)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad November 01, 2009, 06:25:22 PM
What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat (http://www.google.com/patents?id=mUl3AAAAEBAJ&dq=7037541)
oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 01, 2009, 06:38:56 PM
What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat (http://www.google.com/patents?id=mUl3AAAAEBAJ&dq=7037541)
oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
iirc, the news story I saw before on that involved making beer out of panda poop, so...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad November 01, 2009, 07:07:51 PM
...people will do anything to get wasted... I swear...
I don't even understand the allure of getting wasted, so... just not going to try and understand this...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern November 01, 2009, 08:58:49 PM
...people will do anything to get wasted... I swear...
I agree.

I don't even understand the allure of getting wasted, so... just not going to try and understand this...
I disagree.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad November 01, 2009, 09:15:42 PM
I'm just saying I don't understand people who treat getting wasted as an end unto itself.
I can understand drinking to forget, but not getting wasted for lack of anything else to do...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: MasterVega November 01, 2009, 11:41:43 PM
I don't even understand the allure of getting wasted, so... just not going to try and understand this...
I disagree.
So you believe Prak is lying when he says he doesn't understand the allure of getting wasted? ???
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY November 01, 2009, 11:47:57 PM
What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat (http://www.google.com/patents?id=mUl3AAAAEBAJ&dq=7037541)
oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
iirc, the news story I saw before on that involved making beer out of panda poop, so...
The one I remember is using partially digested coffee beans that are picked out of ferret poop. I shit you not. (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/584143/why_spend_600_dollars_on_cat_poop_coffee.html?cat=25)  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad November 02, 2009, 01:59:31 AM
What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat (http://www.google.com/patents?id=mUl3AAAAEBAJ&dq=7037541)
oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
iirc, the news story I saw before on that involved making beer out of panda poop, so...
The one I remember is using partially digested coffee beans that are picked out of ferret poop. I shit you not. (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/584143/why_spend_600_dollars_on_cat_poop_coffee.html?cat=25)  :lol
well, yeah, there's that too... it's supposed to be very sweet because the animal's digestive track removes all the bitterness.
I kinda want to try it, but it's damned expensive...
and made from shit.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 02, 2009, 02:10:55 AM
What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat (http://www.google.com/patents?id=mUl3AAAAEBAJ&dq=7037541)
oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
iirc, the news story I saw before on that involved making beer out of panda poop, so...
The one I remember is using partially digested coffee beans that are picked out of ferret poop. I shit you not. (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/584143/why_spend_600_dollars_on_cat_poop_coffee.html?cat=25)  :lol
well, yeah, there's that too... it's supposed to be very sweet because the animal's digestive track removes all the bitterness.
I kinda want to try it, but it's damned expensive...
and made from shit.
Thats some expensive shit man.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad November 02, 2009, 03:20:47 AM
I just got banned on Giantitp.com for "hate speech" in the Balloon Boy discussion from like two weeks ago.
I didn't say a single hateful thing, though I may have said some overly harsh things based on survival of the fittest.

I also got banned twice more because I had to create TWO new accounts to talk to the mod about it and try to get it worked out.

Fortunately I have like six emails...

edit: make that thrice more... k... email number five... they really are the gestapo...
editedit:Let's try an isp dodge this time...
eee: or... not... goddamnit, they may actually have something that prevents you from creating an account with an ISP dodge...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 02, 2009, 04:15:12 AM
wtf did you say  :o
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad November 02, 2009, 04:20:06 AM
hmm... either that, "in a state of nature, people too crippled to care for themselves would die, and I see it as a waste of an able bodied person to care for them"
or that "I don't give a damn if people think I'm a prick for acknowledging and being vaguely in favour of survival of the fittest"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern November 02, 2009, 06:15:40 AM
I don't even understand the allure of getting wasted, so... just not going to try and understand this...
I disagree.
So you believe Prak is lying when he says he doesn't understand the allure of getting wasted? ???
No, but my post would've lost its theme had I made it perfectly coherent. I trust most of the users were able to decipher the devilish code I used.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 02, 2009, 06:37:49 AM
hmm... either that, "in a state of nature, people too crippled to care for themselves would die, and I see it as a waste of an able bodied person to care for them"
or that "I don't give a damn if people think I'm a prick for acknowledging and being vaguely in favour of survival of the fittest"

That was it?? Damn they've gotten a bit touchy...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad November 02, 2009, 07:08:56 AM
as far as I know, they've been touchy.
I'll try making a new account tomorrow, and not use a referenced or thesaurused version of an old name.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino November 02, 2009, 07:22:19 PM
LOL you are persistent, Prak.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad November 02, 2009, 09:08:41 PM
yes, I am.

I've found that using an IP hider, rather than a site that randomizes your ip works rather well.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 02, 2009, 09:56:17 PM
Bats want blow too. (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18077-fellatio-keeps-male-fruit-bats-keen.html)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 02, 2009, 11:08:41 PM
Bats want blow too. (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18077-fellatio-keeps-male-fruit-bats-keen.html)

WTF?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork November 03, 2009, 12:25:56 AM
Spiders on Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 03, 2009, 12:42:46 AM
Spiders on Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc)
Count needs to see this.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 03, 2009, 10:40:25 AM
Bats want blow too. (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18077-fellatio-keeps-male-fruit-bats-keen.html)
WTF?
SCIENCE!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan November 03, 2009, 02:19:03 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/halolz-dot-com-twewy-zeldamajorasmask-carveafreakinmoon.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 03, 2009, 02:46:21 PM
I kinda wanna know who that is now.

Surprised it's not Vash The Stampede.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw November 03, 2009, 03:11:17 PM
I kinda wanna know who that is now.

Surprised it's not Vash The Stampede.

It's from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask IIRC...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan November 03, 2009, 03:16:16 PM
I kinda wanna know who that is now.

Surprised it's not Vash The Stampede.

Its a fusion of LoZ: Major's Mask (the eponymous mask and the legendary Moon from that game) and The World Ends With You (the butchered quote and the body under the mask).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 03, 2009, 04:01:35 PM
I kinda wanna know who that is now.

Surprised it's not Vash The Stampede.

Its a fusion of LoZ: Major's Mask (the eponymous mask and the legendary Moon from that game) and The World Ends With You (the butchered quote and the body under the mask).

Again, I'm surprised it's not Vash.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 05, 2009, 05:10:55 AM
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/6633/kurokopwnsrobberopt.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 05, 2009, 10:30:46 AM
If bhu has not seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck) I feel something must be done about it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 05, 2009, 02:37:34 PM
If bhu has not seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck) I feel something must be done about it.

Dream come true!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino November 05, 2009, 02:40:03 PM
My friend showed me this. I had to show you. Kermit the frog is the Batman:
[spoiler](http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/8820/kermitvsbatman.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw November 05, 2009, 02:41:48 PM
Ah yes, a classic :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork November 05, 2009, 02:44:39 PM
 :lmao :lmao :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada November 05, 2009, 09:55:48 PM
I lol'ed  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 06, 2009, 07:54:50 AM
If bhu has not seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck) I feel something must be done about it.

Lo I am Guilteh!  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino November 06, 2009, 04:47:52 PM
 :lmao Oh god, that song was totally about bhu!

Ok, and maybe a little bit about me because this kitty video actually made me laugh. It's cute and creepy at the same time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw&NR=1)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw November 06, 2009, 05:01:07 PM
Wow, that was awesome :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 06, 2009, 08:02:13 PM
Arthur Schopenhauer, German philosopher.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Schopenhauer.jpg)

Bilbo Baggins, hobbit.
(http://media.elbenwald.com/gallery/d/20806-1/bilbo_beutlin_gross_besetzung_hobbit.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir November 06, 2009, 09:10:30 PM
I really hope this is just a spelling error.

(http://www.funnyzee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rapers.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 06, 2009, 10:47:42 PM
It most definitely isn't.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir November 06, 2009, 11:11:06 PM
It costs 79.95 to buy a font from Adobe, apparently. Man, will they never stop overcharging obnoxiously?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 07, 2009, 01:19:19 AM
http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/batfriend.gif
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: jacemachine November 07, 2009, 11:17:05 AM
Panda aficionados:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHHHotZfdSA

Love it. Ridiculous!  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 08, 2009, 09:00:45 AM
Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.

I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 08, 2009, 09:45:38 AM
Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.

I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)


Why are these people still alive?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder November 08, 2009, 11:56:27 AM
Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.

I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)


Why are these people still alive?
Because, for some reason, the government would punish us if we rectified that situation.   :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork November 08, 2009, 04:27:52 PM
Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.

I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)


Why are these people still alive?

Eh, it's just a book of Chick Tracts, (http://www.chick.com/default.asp) and that guys been around for forty years.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial November 08, 2009, 04:41:12 PM
Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.

I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)


Why are these people still alive?

Eh, it's just a book of Chick Tracts, (http://www.chick.com/default.asp) and that guys been around for forty years.

I quite literally gave myself a nosebleed when I slammed my head into a desk after reading the one he produced about D&D.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 08, 2009, 04:47:55 PM
Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.

I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)


Why are these people still alive?

Eh, it's just a book of Chick Tracts, (http://www.chick.com/default.asp) and that guys been around for forty years.

I quite literally gave myself a nosebleed when I slammed my head into a desk after reading the one he produced about D&D.
I admire your ability to read the entire thing before headdesking.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 08, 2009, 05:10:06 PM
Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.

I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)



Why are these people still alive?

Eh, it's just a book of Chick Tracts, (http://www.chick.com/default.asp) and that guys been around for forty years.

I quite literally gave myself a nosebleed when I slammed my head into a desk after reading the one he produced about D&D.
I admire your ability to read the entire thing before headdesking.


It made me raise the question "How in the world do you play D&D by yourself?" and the rest of the stupidity simply put me into a state of chock and this made it possible for me to read everything and comprehend everything in small pieces, keeping me from slamming my forehead into my keyboard.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork November 08, 2009, 05:15:05 PM
You think that's bad?

We've got Belief in evolution turns people into Nazis (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1041/1041_01.asp), Homosexuality is a sin (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp), and my personal favorite What REALLY happened to the dinosaurs (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 08, 2009, 05:33:41 PM
You think that's bad?

We've got Belief in evolution turns people into Nazis (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1041/1041_01.asp), Homosexuality is a sin (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp), and my personal favorite What REALLY happened to the dinosaurs (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp).

This is wrong on so many levels I will simply say this

Times I headdesked while reading: 6
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 08, 2009, 08:20:30 PM
I just stopped before getting to that point.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 08, 2009, 08:34:03 PM
I wonder if stupidity becomes a solid object when it achieves a certain density...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern November 08, 2009, 08:43:47 PM
I wonder if stupidity becomes a solid object when it achieves a certain density...
If you only knew some people from my junior high...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 08, 2009, 09:05:14 PM
LONDON (Reuters) - Beauty pageant winner Miss England gave up her title on Friday after reports she had been involved in a nightclub brawl with another beauty queen. (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5A534820091106)

Catfight!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 09, 2009, 05:43:43 AM
LONDON (Reuters) - Beauty pageant winner Miss England gave up her title on Friday after reports she had been involved in a nightclub brawl with another beauty queen. (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5A534820091106)

Catfight!

Was anyone besides me hoping for pics  :smirk
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 09, 2009, 10:45:29 AM
Large Hadron Collider shut down by bird armed with bread (http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/bread-loving-bird-shuts-down-lhc)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY November 09, 2009, 11:50:08 AM
Large Hadron Collider shut down by bird armed with bread (http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/bread-loving-bird-shuts-down-lhc)
One of the articles linked from that page is about as bizarre and humorous as the bread incident.


A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/science/space/13lhc.html?_r=1
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 09, 2009, 03:07:26 PM
Well, since people keep calling the Higgs the "God Particle", I guess God does not want to be found. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 09, 2009, 03:16:43 PM
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5A831720091109
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: MasterVega November 09, 2009, 05:37:45 PM
You think that's bad?

We've got Belief in evolution turns people into Nazis (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1041/1041_01.asp), Homosexuality is a sin (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp), and my personal favorite What REALLY happened to the dinosaurs (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp).
It's things like these that remind me why I'm a Presbyterian instead of a Baptist. Way to hellfire and brimstone people away from the faith, people. Good job. >_>
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada November 09, 2009, 09:54:29 PM
This... is... MADNESS!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9KRR7LJd8&fmt=18)  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino November 09, 2009, 10:25:08 PM
LOL That was quite entertaining. Leave it to the japanese to make a game out of smacking dudes in the balls.


In other news, one of my teachers from Translyvannia just pointed out a sick, sad, AND funny fact: He knows english (a second or third language to him) better than most of the students currently going to my school. He actually had to explain the difference between your/you're, their/there/they're, lie/lay to my class.

I find failure funny, what can I say?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 09, 2009, 10:28:43 PM
This... is... MADNESS!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9KRR7LJd8&fmt=18)  :lmao

Ah, Japan. Is there anything ball-related you'll make that's not fun?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern November 09, 2009, 10:30:08 PM
I am not even a teacher and I can do that! Third language, btw.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: dman11235 November 10, 2009, 01:06:57 AM
People who learn english as a 2nd/3rd language do tend to end up better speakers than the natives.  It's just a sad fact, primarily because we learned it from just picking it up around, and then learned how to do it properly, and you learned it properly first.  In most cases.  In some cases english as a secondary language is just easier for people who start with a different one than people who started with english.  And then there's the fact that most of us english speakers don't really care if we're doing it wrong.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 10, 2009, 01:17:55 AM
This... is... MADNESS!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9KRR7LJd8&fmt=18)  :lmao

Ah, Japan. Is there anything ball-related you'll make that's not fun?
Oww, my nutsack performed a strategic withdrawal when I watched that.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: j0lt November 10, 2009, 01:20:20 AM
And then there's the fact that most of us english speakers don't really care if we're doing it wrong.

This bugs me to no end.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY November 10, 2009, 01:27:42 AM
This... is... MADNESS!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9KRR7LJd8&fmt=18)  :lmao

Ah, Japan. Is there anything ball-related you'll make that's not fun?
Oww, my nutsack performed a strategic withdrawal when I watched that.
And we take another step towards the fulfillment of the prophesy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: dman11235 November 10, 2009, 01:54:07 AM
And then there's the fact that most of us english speakers don't really care if we're doing it wrong.

This bugs me to no end.

Personally, I find exact language to be unnecessary, but when people go over the line, yeah, it bugs me too.  You've gotta get the message across at least.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 10, 2009, 02:01:24 AM
Pssht.  You people are going to ruin English.  The beauty of English is that you can make up words and all rules are negotiable.  That's the point.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona November 10, 2009, 03:26:26 AM
language is an art.

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: j0lt November 10, 2009, 04:08:02 AM
Pssht.  You people are going to ruin English.  The beauty of English is that you can make up words and all rules are negotiable.  That's the point.

Yeah, English is great that way, but there's still a right way and a wrong way to do it!  It's like the old adage: you have to know the rules before you can start breaking them.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 10, 2009, 09:43:12 AM
Pssht.  You people are going to ruin English.  The beauty of English is that you can make up words and all rules are negotiable.  That's the point.

Yeah, English is great that way, but there's still a right way and a wrong way to do it!  It's like the old adage: you have to know the rules before you can start breaking them.

+1.

As for the "people who pick it up as a second language tend to learn it better" thing, the exception that proves the rule seems to be Brazillians who speak English. Maybe it's because I'm a little too stringent on what I consider good English (or maybe I'm just that fucking awesome), but the fact of the matter is, I've yet to encounter more than a couple of people on my level. One of them is a friend from school, who just so happened to have spent a year in England - and even so his speech is better than his grammar.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 10, 2009, 10:37:26 AM
Pssht.  You people are going to ruin English.  The beauty of English is that you can make up words and all rules are negotiable.  That's the point.

Yeah, English is great that way, but there's still a right way and a wrong way to do it!  It's like the old adage: you have to know the rules before you can start breaking them.

+1.

As for the "people who pick it up as a second language tend to learn it better" thing, the exception that proves the rule seems to be Brazillians who speak English. Maybe it's because I'm a little too stringent on what I consider good English (or maybe I'm just that fucking awesome), but the fact of the matter is, I've yet to encounter more than a couple of people on my level. One of them is a friend from school, who just so happened to have spent a year in England - and even so his speech is better than his grammar.
+1 - I and a friend of mine are the best English speakers in our class by a wide margin (3rd language for me, 2nd for him). It drops quite sharply after us. I believe the difference comes from me and him both frequenting English-language forums. If you write and read a bunch of stuff every day, you're bound to get in some good practice. Of note: I've never been in an English-speaking country.
Pssht.  You people are going to ruin English.  The beauty of English is that you can make up words and all rules are negotiable.  That's the point.
As citizen of a country where we've made a game (or perhaps a minor meme) of making up the longest word you can out of multiple shorter words, I'm honestly not impressed with the make-up-words-ness of English. Sure, you can do some fun things with turning verbs into adjectives (or nouns into adjectives, or verbs into nouns...), but I haven't sween any english words come close to the ridiculous specificness some German words can achieve.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 10, 2009, 11:10:41 AM
Pssht.  You people are going to ruin English.  The beauty of English is that you can make up words and all rules are negotiable.  That's the point.

Yeah, English is great that way, but there's still a right way and a wrong way to do it!  It's like the old adage: you have to know the rules before you can start breaking them.
I reference "Bonii" on this one.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 10, 2009, 11:14:52 AM
We don't have time to stick words together to make longer words.  We'd just rather make up a new, shorter word.

English is a lot like math.  "Alright, the ratio of radius to the circumference is 3.1419- fuck it, we're writing a little table, that's what it means."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 10, 2009, 11:24:20 AM
We don't have time to stick words together to make longer words.  We'd just rather make up a new, shorter word.

English is a lot like math.  "Alright, the ratio of radius to the circumference is 3.1419- fuck it, we're writing a little table, that's what it means."
or we just subsitute "fuck" into the word in the middle somewhere to expand it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent November 10, 2009, 12:57:08 PM
Better yet, we just replace words with fuck. I mean it's all contextualfuck, right?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir November 10, 2009, 01:40:00 PM
What about fuckity?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw November 10, 2009, 01:45:44 PM
Fuckity fuckstar? :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 10, 2009, 01:55:28 PM
Today's date is 11-10-09.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir November 10, 2009, 05:30:37 PM
Alas, the countdown won't complete until February 1st, 2300, by my calculations.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 10, 2009, 05:32:41 PM
Alas, the countdown won't complete until February 1st, 2300, by my calculations.
Technically, May 4th, 2103 0201:00 Hours
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir November 12, 2009, 12:14:12 AM
So be it, then.

Also, does thinking that the end of 13 Days where somebody says "4 more years!" to Kennedy is relevant to this thread make me a horrible person? I hope not, because I do think that.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 12, 2009, 01:23:47 PM
Yesterday I visited a friend who was playing some WoW. Since I consider that game fairly boring I decided to steal his microphone and make random comments as the guild fought. Some nice contributions was

Guild person: "And that's from a fucking dead guy!"
Me: "Fucking a dead guy you say? How incredibly rude"

During random charge: "For Science!"

Random occasions: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries", "Bucket!", "Chicken in a basket", "I survived because I am awesome" ...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: j0lt November 12, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
Yesterday I visited a friend who was playing some WoW. Since I consider that game fairly boring I decided to steal his microphone and make random comments as the guild fought. Some nice contributions was

Guild person: "And that's from a fucking dead guy!"
Me: "Fucking a dead guy you say? How incredibly rude"

During random charge: "For Science!"

Random occasions: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries", "Bucket!", "Chicken in a basket", "I survived because I am awesome" ...

What, no "LEEROY JENKINS!!!"?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 12, 2009, 04:12:00 PM
Yesterday I visited a friend who was playing some WoW. Since I consider that game fairly boring I decided to steal his microphone and make random comments as the guild fought. Some nice contributions was

Guild person: "And that's from a fucking dead guy!"
Me: "Fucking a dead guy you say? How incredibly rude"

During random charge: "For Science!"

Random occasions: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries", "Bucket!", "Chicken in a basket", "I survived because I am awesome" ...

What, no "LEEROY JENKINS!!!"?

For some strange reason the thought never occurred to me... I guess I could make a tradition out of it since another friend of mine and I have done this at a previous occasion, then we sang this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc), the best part is that his guild asked us for a recording so they could listen to it more often :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan November 13, 2009, 07:47:57 PM
Posting before the boss realizes he left his computer running.


(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/halolz-dot-com-captainfalcon-starwars-yoda-yourmovesshowme.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 13, 2009, 09:11:47 PM
A friend of mine is out of town for the weekend, so we hacked his computer, changed his wallpaper to this [spoiler](http://www.casino-spel.nu/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bert438.jpg)(yes, that is milk in the tub)[/spoiler]

Found all of his porn, put a password on the folder AND put up a filter in his browser so he could not visit any site containing the classic "porn"-names (both human and hentai). To finish it off we downloaded a few pictures of (well-oiled) muscular men and a copy of "Two girls one cup" (I have not watched it, nor do I plan to) and gave it a fairly neutral name.

We were not completely heartless though, we left a text-file in there with a hint to where he could find a note containing the password for his own porn. I do wonder if he will understand that "Don't you know this gives you hairy palms" means he should check his razor (this guy rarely shaves).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 13, 2009, 09:39:38 PM
A friend of mine is out of town for the weekend, so we hacked his computer, changed his wallpaper to this [spoiler](http://www.casino-spel.nu/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bert438.jpg)(yes, that is milk in the tub)[/spoiler]

Found all of his porn, put a password on the folder AND put up a filter in his browser so he could not visit any site containing the classic "porn"-names (both human and hentai). To finish it off we downloaded a few pictures of (well-oiled) muscular men and a copy of "Two girls one cup" (I have not watched it, nor do I plan to) and gave it a fairly neutral name.

We were not completely heartless though, we left a text-file in there with a hint to where he could find a note containing the password for his own porn. I do wonder if he will understand that "Don't you know this gives you hairy palms" means he should check his razor (this guy rarely shaves).

Jesus, I think I just found the antichrist...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Johannixx November 13, 2009, 10:37:47 PM
Fuckity fuckstar? :P

Fuck the fucking fuckers.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 13, 2009, 10:43:33 PM
I'd cut a motherfucker for fucking with my porn.  And I already have 2 girls 1 cup.  Do not question.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 14, 2009, 12:04:17 AM
I'd cut a motherfucker for fucking with my porn.  And I already have 2 girls 1 cup.  Do not question.

I'd cut their relatives.  Makes the point better, and you wont have to repeat yourself.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 14, 2009, 07:41:46 AM
Since he already know the password for my computer I guess I have to change it before Sunday since he has the spare key to my room. The fun thing is that since he's not that much of a computer genius, he will have to ask someone to get the filter away, I almost burst from laughter when I imagine him more or less demanding "Help me get my web-based porn back!"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 14, 2009, 07:43:23 AM
Dude, not funny. Messing with a guy's porn is... just no. :p
(I lol'd anyway. Yay schadenfreude.)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 14, 2009, 07:10:26 PM
Yeah, modified a guy I know's "family" computer once back in high school in retaliation for trying to mess with my stuff, replacing the windows bootup splash screen .avi with some hardcore he had hidden on the HDD from his mother.

Kinda backfired, in that his little sister (12, iirc, at the time) turned it on first the next morning as their mother walked downstairs with her first cup of saturday coffee, instead of his mother.

They had to repaint the wall where she spewed coffee from across the room. They also blamed the guy, and reformatted the HDD to get rid of his porn. They never believed him when he said I did it. I was the "good" friend, after all.

He never messed with my crap again afterward, though.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 14, 2009, 09:34:14 PM
The only thing this guy could do in ways of manipulating a computer is re-name stuff and change my wallpaper and that is if I still used windows. I am, however going to change my password just to be on the safe side, I consider this part of what he is going to get for calling me old until June, starting the 28th when I turn 20 (he called me "Oji-san" for the entire time I was 18 while he was stuck at 17). I may turn old but that does not mean that it wont come back to bite him when he calls me that. This one simply bit him beforehand.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 15, 2009, 03:40:17 AM
I remember back in secondary school, someone messed with the autoexec.bat to put porn as the wallpaper every time they rebooted.

Took the librarians a week to realise anything was wrong, and another week to fix it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 15, 2009, 04:10:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cObEHyQPExI&feature=related
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 15, 2009, 04:50:39 PM
http://irishsoccerinsider.wordpress.com/ (http://irishsoccerinsider.wordpress.com/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial November 15, 2009, 04:59:49 PM
http://irishsoccerinsider.wordpress.com/ (http://irishsoccerinsider.wordpress.com/)

Rue de Blaguer? I see what you did there.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir November 15, 2009, 06:55:17 PM
I'm a terrible person for laughing. (http://justfordigg.googlepages.com/sep11bq2.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: SixthDeclension November 15, 2009, 07:45:57 PM
I'm a terrible person for laughing. (http://justfordigg.googlepages.com/sep11bq2.gif)

I laughed too....
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 15, 2009, 08:04:25 PM
I'm a terrible person for laughing. (http://justfordigg.googlepages.com/sep11bq2.gif)

I laughed too....

Ditto.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 15, 2009, 08:07:53 PM
I'm a terrible person for laughing. (http://justfordigg.googlepages.com/sep11bq2.gif)

I laughed too....

Ditto.
It's funny because it's... funny.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 15, 2009, 08:54:25 PM
Try something new. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5LhusHJ8CY)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 15, 2009, 09:21:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 16, 2009, 09:43:46 AM
http://www.oddee.com/item_96862.aspx
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 16, 2009, 11:52:59 AM
http://www.oddee.com/item_96862.aspx

How come they're not selling Rapex off the shelves?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 16, 2009, 12:02:32 PM
http://www.oddee.com/item_96862.aspx

How come they're not selling Rapex off the shelves?

Because some pos bitches would think it was funny to use on unsuspecting guys.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 16, 2009, 12:49:14 PM
What a job (http://anyguey.guanabee.com/2009/08/jaime-rascone-prostitute-tester)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 16, 2009, 03:02:56 PM
What a job (http://anyguey.guanabee.com/2009/08/jaime-rascone-prostitute-tester)

That's why they should de-criminalize prostitution around here.  :banghead
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 17, 2009, 09:43:21 PM
Swordfight in Google Street View (http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=UTF-8&q=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=us&t=h&layer=c&cbll=40.45764,-80.007597&panoid=X-xp0ypEKM-xAaC2ivbpTw&cbp=12,339,,1,14.51&hq=&hnear=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&ll=40.459634,-80.007731&spn=0,359.993455&z=17)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims November 18, 2009, 08:15:09 AM
Swordfight in Google Street View (http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=UTF-8&q=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=us&t=h&layer=c&cbll=40.45764,-80.007597&panoid=X-xp0ypEKM-xAaC2ivbpTw&cbp=12,339,,1,14.51&hq=&hnear=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&ll=40.459634,-80.007731&spn=0,359.993455&z=17)

Super win.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada November 18, 2009, 11:02:16 AM
Lame, but I lol'd anyway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI&fmt=18)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 18, 2009, 12:10:16 PM
Lame, but I lol'd anyway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI&fmt=18)

That was actually really cool. Reminds me of Samurai Spirits somehow.

Swordfight in Google Street View (http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=UTF-8&q=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=us&t=h&layer=c&cbll=40.45764,-80.007597&panoid=X-xp0ypEKM-xAaC2ivbpTw&cbp=12,339,,1,14.51&hq=&hnear=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&ll=40.459634,-80.007731&spn=0,359.993455&z=17)

Super win.

I'm blind! I see nothing!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder November 18, 2009, 02:23:33 PM
Seattle Ninja (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2010286564_police_would-be_ninja_impaled.html)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 18, 2009, 04:19:05 PM
The pygmy shrew (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAFrFh2Fm_Y)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada November 18, 2009, 08:41:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZrE0g4G9sM&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZrE0g4G9sM&fmt=18)

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTT2uZ1cvwI&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTT2uZ1cvwI&fmt=18)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 18, 2009, 08:59:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI&fmt=18)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada November 18, 2009, 09:08:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI&fmt=18)

I see what you did there...

... goddammit  :banghead  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder November 18, 2009, 09:10:26 PM
I'm awful for laughing. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/australiatechnologyappleiphone)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 19, 2009, 08:34:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l7prksbcDo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y9UkqFOM94

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNNz5kl4w-A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvlOcMaxMbE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_xIUOLYYRg
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: j0lt November 19, 2009, 10:03:14 AM
Man goes nutty while making a dating profile (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFmRdDmJag8&NR=1)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 19, 2009, 01:55:14 PM
Obama orders a haircut for Stephen Colbert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIByLNXjTkc)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims November 19, 2009, 07:25:40 PM
Obama orders a haircut for Stephen Colbert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIByLNXjTkc)

That week of episodes was brilliant.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 19, 2009, 08:02:06 PM
That was really, really funny.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 20, 2009, 10:47:12 AM
[spoiler](http://trueontheinternet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/toti-awkwardbonerism.jpg)

(http://autocompleteme.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129028734695355961.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 20, 2009, 12:31:58 PM
(http://i30.tinypic.com/imkx93.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 20, 2009, 12:46:13 PM
http://www.engadget.com/2009/11/20/this-googles-made-from-100-virgin-pulp-not-chrome/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 21, 2009, 12:14:36 PM
Real Men fly pink jets, with pink smoke stream missiles. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTM7OipSoc0)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir November 21, 2009, 06:04:28 PM
Boatmurdered. (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada November 21, 2009, 07:26:49 PM
Poor Mario... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIzAqcsT1Sc&fmt=18)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork November 21, 2009, 08:01:21 PM
Poor Luigi! (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/11/20/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 22, 2009, 09:45:11 AM
Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 22, 2009, 09:52:51 AM
Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm)

Pretty tongue-in-cheek, don't you think?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 22, 2009, 10:04:41 AM
Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm)
It doesn't make me lol. Just weep. I don't have the willpower to get past the first paragraph. :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder November 22, 2009, 11:35:45 AM
The hunt for Bob (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20091121/sc_livescience/reallyrarerhinosfoundbydungsniffingdogs)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: dman11235 November 23, 2009, 03:13:00 AM
I laughed for a half hour straight at one part of boatmurdered.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 23, 2009, 03:19:08 AM
Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm)

This reminds me of an ex-girlfriend so much.  Can't be her though, she's not smart enough to use a computer.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 23, 2009, 10:57:45 AM
I laughed for a half hour straight at one part of boatmurdered.
I literally did no work yesterday. I read boatmurdered, died laughing during chapters 12-19, and I am now an undead zombie worker. No paperwork was completely, because zombies cannot write. I think I now have the ultimate work excuse ever.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 23, 2009, 09:51:04 PM
I laughed for a half hour straight at one part of boatmurdered.
I literally did no work yesterday. I read boatmurdered, died laughing during chapters 12-19, and I am now an undead zombie worker. No paperwork was completely, because zombies cannot write. I think I now have the ultimate work excuse ever.
That shit is epic.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino November 24, 2009, 02:44:13 AM
The hunt for Bob (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20091121/sc_livescience/reallyrarerhinosfoundbydungsniffingdogs)

Oh! Those are rare, cute, mini Bobs! I want one!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 24, 2009, 03:05:31 AM
The hunt for Bob (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20091121/sc_livescience/reallyrarerhinosfoundbydungsniffingdogs)

Oh! Those are rare, cute, mini Bobs! I want one!

I'll get you one if you can catch a Latrodectus bishopi and send it to me.  They're somewhat rare, but they're both beautiful and highly venomous, making them a true prize.


Yes, if there are weird spiders where anyone lives, I will pester you to mail me one at least once. 
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 24, 2009, 03:38:15 AM
I might be able to catch you a Brown Recluse some year  :smirk
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 24, 2009, 03:59:33 AM
I might be able to catch you a Brown Recluse some year  :smirk

I can buy them for $5 each, they take exceptionally well to captivity and breed like crazy.  I'm considering getting a few so I could show them to people.  One of my pet peeves is people calling every medium brown spider a "brown recluse".  They don't live in my area, they don't live anywhere humans do which means they die off every winter if they do exist here, and you'd have to be an arachnologist to identify one.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 24, 2009, 04:58:07 AM
My apartment complex is on teh outskirts of town (its more expensive but also much, much more peaceful).  There are  huge grassy fields around us, and every autumn when it starts to get cold the spiders and assorted critters begin trying to hole up in the apartments.  I've seen a couple of recluse, but fortunately for me they're always being eaten by half a dozen of the hundreds of wolf spiders that invade each year.  Its a darn good thing im not an arachnophobe...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 24, 2009, 09:53:11 AM
I trust Arioch already has a wandering spider.

No, I wasn't about to get one for him - they live ove 3000 km away from where I do, for chrissakes!  :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern November 24, 2009, 10:59:39 AM
Flight dates changed. Some losers hang around here going to school like losers when Tshern is already causing chaos in Finland.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 24, 2009, 11:04:41 AM
I trust Arioch already has a wandering spider.

No, I wasn't about to get one for him - they live ove 3000 km away from where I do, for chrissakes!  :P

I asked you for a Brazilian Black and White Birdeater :p  And I forget how huge Brazil actually is, it looks tiny on a Mercator projection :p.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern November 24, 2009, 11:31:32 AM
Realised my last post went to the wrong thread. Good thing that made me laugh.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 24, 2009, 11:35:31 AM
[spoiler](http://sharkrobot.com/images/large/shirt_ninjabot_twogirlsoneup_LRG.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 24, 2009, 01:17:17 PM
I trust Arioch already has a wandering spider.

No, I wasn't about to get one for him - they live ove 3000 km away from where I do, for chrissakes!  :P

I asked you for a Brazilian Black and White Birdeater :p  And I forget how huge Brazil actually is, it looks tiny on a Mercator projection :p.

Yeah... being the fifth largest country in the world kinda does that.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad November 25, 2009, 12:39:57 AM
Yay Anti-Twilight stuff:

http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/viewcomic.php?issue=552

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/11/emo_vampires_in_heat.php
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 25, 2009, 01:07:50 AM
You know, the more I think of it the more justified I find Twilight.

Vampires in modern culture are about unrestrained sexuality.  Twilight is basically a retelling of the same stories that have been told by Hollywood and literature for some time now, except in a way that teenaged girls (and women who never grew up) can understand.

I don't particularly care for the movies and books though.  But I at least see where they're coming from.

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad November 25, 2009, 01:11:01 AM
Stories have to be poorly written with bad characterization for modern women to understand them?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial November 25, 2009, 01:21:47 AM
My problem comes from the double standard applied here: I'm peculiar for being even slightly obsessive over Star Wars or something else, but it's perfectly acceptable for Twilight fans to...well, just look at some of them! And they wonder why I scowl at the mention of it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork November 25, 2009, 01:49:30 AM
You know, the more I think of it the more justified I find Twilight.

Vampires in modern culture are about unrestrained sexuality.  Twilight is basically a retelling of the same stories that have been told by Hollywood and literature for some time now, except in a way that teenaged girls (and women who never grew up) can understand.

I don't particularly care for the movies and books though.  But I at least see where they're coming from.



You do realize that at least on some levels Twilight is Mormon propaganda right?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona November 25, 2009, 02:02:58 AM
vampire stories have a long history of appealing to the lesser gender.

dracula was a love story. featuring a vampire.

twilight is the high fructose corn syrup of vampire stories.

the only saving grace being the Kevin Smith angle.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 25, 2009, 04:45:37 AM
You know, the more I think of it the more justified I find Twilight.

Vampires in modern culture are about unrestrained sexuality.  Twilight is basically a retelling of the same stories that have been told by Hollywood and literature for some time now, except in a way that teenaged girls (and women who never grew up) can understand.

I don't particularly care for the movies and books though.  But I at least see where they're coming from.



You do realize that at least on some levels Twilight is Mormon propaganda right?

Really?

please dish...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork November 25, 2009, 05:19:32 AM
Eh, just google Twilight Mormon propoganda.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 25, 2009, 06:50:35 AM
I once asked an online friend of mine what was it about vampires that appealed to women so much.

She basically replied that vampires are a no-frills masculine figure that could take whatever it wanted by force without actually hurting, and that the whole act of blood-sucking was an allusion to penetration - essentially, causing pain and pleasure at the same time on a tender spot.

So that got me thinking: okay, so vampire female fans want to be fucked in the neck?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 25, 2009, 08:16:50 AM
I once asked an online friend of mine what was it about vampires that appealed to women so much.

She basically replied that vampires are a no-frills masculine figure that could take whatever it wanted by force without actually hurting, and that the whole act of blood-sucking was an allusion to penetration - essentially, causing pain and pleasure at the same time on a tender spot.
So getting bit in the neck doesn't hurt?
I hope your friend will forgive me for not wanting to try that out.

Personally, I like this interpretation best.
[spoiler](http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/090803.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 25, 2009, 09:54:08 AM
You know, the more I think of it the more justified I find Twilight.

Vampires in modern culture are about unrestrained sexuality.  Twilight is basically a retelling of the same stories that have been told by Hollywood and literature for some time now, except in a way that teenaged girls (and women who never grew up) can understand.

I don't particularly care for the movies and books though.  But I at least see where they're coming from.



You do realize that at least on some levels Twilight is Mormon propaganda right?

You realize that at some level, everything that has ever been written by anyone is propaganda for whatever school of thought they espouse, right?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AfterCrescent November 25, 2009, 10:13:19 AM
So that got me thinking: okay, so vampire female fans want to be fucked in the neck?
:lmao

It all makes sense now.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 25, 2009, 11:17:02 AM
You know, the more I think of it the more justified I find Twilight.

Vampires in modern culture are about unrestrained sexuality.  Twilight is basically a retelling of the same stories that have been told by Hollywood and literature for some time now, except in a way that teenaged girls (and women who never grew up) can understand.

I don't particularly care for the movies and books though.  But I at least see where they're coming from.



You do realize that at least on some levels Twilight is Mormon propaganda right?

You realize that at some level, everything that has ever been written by anyone is propaganda for whatever school of thought they espouse, right?
I had found one before the first movie came out that actually drew a perfect parallel. Nothing was out of line, or a remote stretch. I'll have to see if I can locate it again.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 25, 2009, 12:34:54 PM
I once asked an online friend of mine what was it about vampires that appealed to women so much.

She basically replied that vampires are a no-frills masculine figure that could take whatever it wanted by force without actually hurting, and that the whole act of blood-sucking was an allusion to penetration - essentially, causing pain and pleasure at the same time on a tender spot.
So getting bit in the neck doesn't hurt?
I hope your friend will forgive me for not wanting to try that out.

Personally, I like this interpretation best.
[spoiler](http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/090803.jpg)[/spoiler]

She drew a parallel about the strength of vampires being subtle enough that they could just pin you down without actually straining themselves before they got whatever they wanted out of you. Besides, according to plenty of vampire myth, the "kiss" is actually as pleasant as it's supposed to be painful, so... *shrug*

And yeah, that used to be my interpretation too, but them wanting to be fucked in the neck makes more sense to me. After the boob-job and the armpit-job, the neck-job!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir November 25, 2009, 01:52:08 PM
vampire stories have a long history of appealing to the lesser gender.

dracula was a love story. featuring a vampire.

twilight is the high fructose corn syrup of vampire stories.

the only saving grace being the Kevin Smith angle.

Hey, Dracula was awesome! We're talking about the book, right?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona November 25, 2009, 03:43:02 PM
i didnt say anything bad about drac, just that it set the pace for most future vamp stories to appeal primarily to chicks. yes, the book.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 25, 2009, 06:39:04 PM
When are people going to realise it :banghead ?! There is not a single vampire in the Twilight books, they have sparkly, meterosexual superheroes with eating disorders. A vampire is the ultimate perversion of nature, a creature of the night cursed to live on even in death, preying upon the living. The ... things in Twilight can be summed up with this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg) (though they call them vampires, that is wrong on so many levels).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw November 25, 2009, 06:41:45 PM
When are people going to realise it :banghead ?! There is not a single vampire in the Twilight books, they have sparkly, meterosexual superheroes with eating disorders. A vampire is the ultimate perversion of nature, a creature of the night cursed to live on even in death, preying upon the living. The ... things in Twilight can be summed up with this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg) (though they call them vampires, that is wrong on so many levels).
They also call the sparkly protagonist dude a vegetarian ;)


:lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 25, 2009, 06:54:32 PM
When are people going to realise it :banghead ?! There is not a single vampire in the Twilight books, they have sparkly, meterosexual superheroes with eating disorders. A vampire is the ultimate perversion of nature, a creature of the night cursed to live on even in death, preying upon the living. The ... things in Twilight can be summed up with this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg) (though they call them vampires, that is wrong on so many levels).
They also call the sparkly protagonist dude a vegetarian ;)


:lol

Wow. And here I figured the sucktastic things were SARCASM!

I mean, seriously? A vegetarian vampire? Why don't we get a jello-powered Frankenstein while we're at it? Or a Medusa that changes you into CANDY?!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial November 25, 2009, 07:24:24 PM
Or a Medusa that changes you into CANDY?!

More useful than stone, if somewhat less permanent.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw November 26, 2009, 08:12:52 AM
When are people going to realise it :banghead ?! There is not a single vampire in the Twilight books, they have sparkly, meterosexual superheroes with eating disorders. A vampire is the ultimate perversion of nature, a creature of the night cursed to live on even in death, preying upon the living. The ... things in Twilight can be summed up with this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg) (though they call them vampires, that is wrong on so many levels).
They also call the sparkly protagonist dude a vegetarian ;)


:lol

Wow. And here I figured the sucktastic things were SARCASM!

I mean, seriously? A vegetarian vampire? Why don't we get a jello-powered Frankenstein while we're at it? Or a Medusa that changes you into CANDY?!

The thing is, in this case 'vegetarian' means he doesn't bite/eat humans, instead he goes for animals :banghead
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 26, 2009, 11:52:06 AM
When are people going to realise it :banghead ?! There is not a single vampire in the Twilight books, they have sparkly, meterosexual superheroes with eating disorders. A vampire is the ultimate perversion of nature, a creature of the night cursed to live on even in death, preying upon the living. The ... things in Twilight can be summed up with this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg) (though they call them vampires, that is wrong on so many levels).
They also call the sparkly protagonist dude a vegetarian ;)


:lol

Wow. And here I figured the sucktastic things were SARCASM!

I mean, seriously? A vegetarian vampire? Why don't we get a jello-powered Frankenstein while we're at it? Or a Medusa that changes you into CANDY?!

The thing is, in this case 'vegetarian' means he doesn't bite/eat humans, instead he goes for animals :banghead

I figured, but the mental image still made me lol.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder November 26, 2009, 12:08:12 PM
"Being a vegetarian by day is easy; the hard part is not becoming a humanitarian at night."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial November 26, 2009, 12:58:58 PM
"Being a vegetarian by day is easy; the hard part is not becoming a humanitarian at night."

Terry Pratchett, no?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 26, 2009, 03:27:43 PM
That reminds me, I NEED to get my hands on teh Discworld series.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder November 26, 2009, 03:58:44 PM
"Being a vegetarian by day is easy; the hard part is not becoming a humanitarian at night."

Terry Pratchett, no?
yep, re: Angua.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch November 27, 2009, 12:40:56 AM
You know, the more I think of it the more justified I find Twilight.

Vampires in modern culture are about unrestrained sexuality.  Twilight is basically a retelling of the same stories that have been told by Hollywood and literature for some time now, except in a way that teenaged girls (and women who never grew up) can understand.

I don't particularly care for the movies and books though.  But I at least see where they're coming from.



You do realize that at least on some levels Twilight is Mormon propaganda right?

You realize that at some level, everything that has ever been written by anyone is propaganda for whatever school of thought they espouse, right?
I had found one before the first movie came out that actually drew a perfect parallel. Nothing was out of line, or a remote stretch. I'll have to see if I can locate it again.

Proving that Twilight is mormon propaganda does not refute my point that everything ever written is propaganda of some sort.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 November 27, 2009, 09:34:56 AM
Wow. And here I figured the sucktastic things were SARCASM!

I mean, seriously? A vegetarian vampire?
The Saga of Darren Shan (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSagaOfDarrenShan) has a scene at a meal, where a woman is cooking sausages and asks the protagonist if he is a vegetarian. Someone nearby immediately starts cracking up at the idea of a vegetarian vampire.

Then again there's a scene where the guy who turned Darren into a vampire laughs his head off at the idea that vampires bite people (vampires in this series don't have fangs - they make the required cut with their nails).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada November 28, 2009, 09:35:35 AM
From this post... (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=5412.msg213560#msg213560)

I am now officially old! Turn 20 today...

Sheesh, if you're old, what does that leave for the people in the forum who are 30 years old or more? (I'm 24, myself.)

Also, happy birthday.
We're doddering old cranks shaking our canes and telling you whippersnappers to get off our lawns, of course.  And yes, we do this while talking about how in the old days we played D&D with only 6-sided dice and we liked it that way.   :grave

This made me LOL hard  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 29, 2009, 03:25:00 AM
http://sharkrobot.com/t-shirts/my-breasts-challenge-you-to-a-duel
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 29, 2009, 08:52:29 AM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31222 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31222)

Best scientific study ever :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad November 29, 2009, 07:46:20 PM
So that got me thinking: okay, so vampire female fans want to be fucked in the neck?
:lmao

It all makes sense now.
You know, I'd be happy to fuck my ex in the neck....

And I and every woman I've made out with can attest that getting bitten in the neck does fucking hurt. It's just a good pain when the biter knows what the fuck they're doing.

When are people going to realise it :banghead ?! There is not a single vampire in the Twilight books, they have sparkly, meterosexual superheroes with eating disorders. A vampire is the ultimate perversion of nature, a creature of the night cursed to live on even in death, preying upon the living. The ... things in Twilight can be summed up with this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg) (though they call them vampires, that is wrong on so many levels).
Yeah, they're not vampires they are one of the following if you want to make them something:
The sad thing is that she could have made them fey and aside from a little "no, the fair folk are not automatically three inches tall" disclaimer, the book could have mostly been the same. Fuck! She could have made Edward and Jacob Unseelie and Seelie respectively, and had about the same book. Leech People would be more horror oriented, and Incubi would have been a much more "forbidden love" angle.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino November 29, 2009, 08:38:11 PM
These pictures make me laugh EVERY TIME I look at them.

[spoiler](http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9834/myhairisabird.jpg)

(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3089/albatross.jpg)

(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6084/1187136721124.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam November 30, 2009, 07:17:44 PM
(http://verydemotivational.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129030748826307527.jpg)

http://autocompleteme.com/ (http://autocompleteme.com/) This entire site makes me laugh
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie December 01, 2009, 03:22:30 PM
Zombies on your lawn music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIj-4aZMOk0&fmt=35)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 01, 2009, 04:01:42 PM
Zombies on your lawn music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIj-4aZMOk0&fmt=35)

*daaaaaaaaances*
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam December 01, 2009, 05:46:04 PM
:lol  :lol  :lol
[spoiler](http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/rule-34-no-exceptions-star-wars-walker-sex-demotivational-poster.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 01, 2009, 06:07:43 PM
Our homeroom teacher got an advent calendar for the class. For those not in the know, it's basically a piece of cardcoard with a christmas design on it and 24 or 25 flaps numbered 1 through 24/25. Starting on December 1, children open one flap every day until christmas. There's versions with little pictures behind the flaps and others with chocolate. There's probably also calendars for adults with alcohol. :D So, our teacher got us one with chocolate. What's so funny about this?

Well... the first flap was situated right on Santa's crotch. So the student to open the first flap took candy out of Santa's pants. And the picture behind it was an upright candle. I'm undecided on whether this counts as Getting Crap Past The Radar, Refuge In Audacity, or simply an unfortunate blunder. (Again, note that the main customers are young children.)
Yes, we're all immature. Interestingly, the teacher was the first to notice.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: SorO_Lost December 03, 2009, 06:07:19 PM
The newest Bleach Manga (384) makes me lol.

Heres the setup, Shinigami powered dead people battle dead people who died while dead and gained Hallow powers. Everyone is a white japense guy save for the Mexican and the blind black guy. Oh and Hallows are Mexicans btw. The Visored are the powers combined people with both Japanese & Mexican powers. 383 has the black guy comment on revealing his new super powers he got from a Japanese guy setting up the idea Mr Black Guy has Visored powers.

Get ready for it...
384 has him don a plain white mask.
 :drums

Wait, they don't stop the joke there. The other characters proceed in calling Mr NowWhiteGuy a traitor for selling out for more power.
Damn funny.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam December 03, 2009, 06:19:16 PM
The newest Bleach Manga (384) makes me lol.

Heres the setup, Shinigami powered dead people battle dead people who died while dead and gained Hallow powers. Everyone is a white japense guy save for the Mexican and the blind black guy. Oh and Hallows are Mexicans btw. The Visored are the powers combined people with both Japanese & Mexican powers. 383 has the black guy comment on revealing his new super powers he got from a Japanese guy setting up the idea Mr Black Guy has Visored powers.

Get ready for it...
384 has him don a plain white mask.
 :drums

Wait, they don't stop the joke there. The other characters proceed in calling Mr NowWhiteGuy a traitor for selling out for more power.
Damn funny.  :D

The only reason I actually continue to read Bleach is to see if they can put it out of its misery with some dignity, I've beginning to wonder if they will succeed. Strangely enough it was better than it had been in a long time when they excluded the main-protagonist for a few chapter, then our Goku rip-off returned...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 03, 2009, 06:24:16 PM
:facepalm:

For fuck's sakes, people, THERE ARE OTHER COUNTRIES THAT SPEAK SPANISH BESIDES MEXICO!

In fact I'm fairly sure the inspiration for the Espada were Spanish bullfighters (IIRC Yammy looks a hell of a lot like a bull when he releases his zanpakutou). Chad is the only damn fucker who happens to be Mexican, God fucking DAMMIT.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 03, 2009, 06:33:58 PM
:facepalm:

For fuck's sakes, people, THERE ARE OTHER COUNTRIES THAT SPEAK SPANISH BESIDES MEXICO!

In fact I'm fairly sure the inspiration for the Espada were Spanish bullfighters (IIRC Yammy looks a hell of a lot like a bull when he releases his zanpakutou). Chad is the only damn fucker who happens to be Mexican, God fucking DAMMIT.
But Spain is a part of Mexico, is it not? :P (As are the other 20+ countries that also speak Spanish.)

I don't think actual Spaniards care that much. They're content to make fun of people who think that. Kind of like Austrians laugh at people who think there's wild kangaroos here, Hitler was German, and Beethoven was Austrian.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona December 03, 2009, 06:37:09 PM
The newest Bleach Manga (384) makes me lol.

Heres the setup, Shinigami powered dead people battle dead people who died while dead and gained Hallow powers. Everyone is a white japense guy save for the Mexican and the blind black guy. Oh and Hallows are Mexicans btw. The Visored are the powers combined people with both Japanese & Mexican powers. 383 has the black guy comment on revealing his new super powers he got from a Japanese guy setting up the idea Mr Black Guy has Visored powers.

Get ready for it...
384 has him don a plain white mask.
 :drums

Wait, they don't stop the joke there. The other characters proceed in calling Mr NowWhiteGuy a traitor for selling out for more power.
Damn funny.  :D

this is the saddest post i have ever read.

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: SorO_Lost December 03, 2009, 07:09:35 PM
:facepalm:

For fuck's sakes, people, THERE ARE OTHER COUNTRIES THAT SPEAK SPANISH BESIDES MEXICO!

In fact I'm fairly sure the inspiration for the Espada were Spanish bullfighters (IIRC Yammy looks a hell of a lot like a bull when he releases his zanpakutou). Chad is the only damn fucker who happens to be Mexican, God fucking DAMMIT.
1. So what? I don't care to be PC at all. Also it's not nearly as funny if I phrased things like the Japanese are killing Spaniards. It's just not.
2. Yammy looks like a bull which is your case and point the Espada are Spanish bull fighters? Just out of Mrs Shark's cohorts theres a Deer, Snake, and Lion.

God fucking DAMMIT THERE ARE OTHER ANIMALS TOO
:rollseyes


Edit - I lol'ed again. Kuroimaken's failing to get my jokes and correct my racist stereotyping of all Spanish speaking people are Mexicans happens to immediately associate bullfighters and Spaniards. That seems a little akin to all Canadians play Hockey, all Koreans are Chinese, all Spanish are Mexicans, etc.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 03, 2009, 07:33:31 PM
:facepalm:

For fuck's sakes, people, THERE ARE OTHER COUNTRIES THAT SPEAK SPANISH BESIDES MEXICO!

In fact I'm fairly sure the inspiration for the Espada were Spanish bullfighters (IIRC Yammy looks a hell of a lot like a bull when he releases his zanpakutou). Chad is the only damn fucker who happens to be Mexican, God fucking DAMMIT.
1. So what? I don't care to be PC at all. Also it's not nearly as funny if I phrased things like the Japanese are killing Spaniards. It's just not.
2. Yammy looks like a bull which is your case and point the Espada are Spanish bull fighters? Just out of Mrs Shark's cohorts theres a Deer, Snake, and Lion.

God fucking DAMMIT THERE ARE OTHER ANIMALS TOO
:rollseyes


Edit - I lol'ed again. Kuroimaken's failing to get my jokes and correct my racist stereotyping of all Spanish speaking people are Mexicans happens to immediately associate bullfighters and Spaniards. That seems a little akin to all Canadians play Hockey, all Koreans are Chinese, all Spanish are Mexicans, etc.


It's not a matter of being PC or getting someone's joke... it's the fact that EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKING. PERSON. on the internet instantly associates Hollows with Mexicans on the basis that they have plenty of terms in Spanish flung around. It pisses me off, not because of racial profiling, but because the Mexican people do not originally speak Spanish - the language was forced on them as a people due to the Spaniards' occupation.

It's not just Yammy. If you check out their uniform you'll see there are plenty of similarities with Spanish bullfighting uniforms (particularly the sash). White tends to be a color they pick to show off skill - i.e. the dude is so damn good he finishes without a drop of the bull's blood on him.

Also, quick case in point: what do YOU think were the influences behind the Espadas? Seriously. (I bet you're going off with Dia de Los Muertos from the Hollow masks. Come on, say. You know you want to.)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: SorO_Lost December 03, 2009, 08:44:47 PM
It's not a matter of being PC or getting someone's joke... it's the fact that EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKING. PERSON. on the internet instantly associates Hollows with Mexicans on the basis that they have plenty of terms in Spanish flung around. It pisses me off, not because of racial profiling, but because the Mexican people do not originally speak Spanish - the language was forced on them as a people due to the Spaniards' occupation.

It's not just Yammy. If you check out their uniform you'll see there are plenty of similarities with Spanish bullfighting uniforms (particularly the sash). White tends to be a color they pick to show off skill - i.e. the dude is so damn good he finishes without a drop of the bull's blood on him.

Also, quick case in point: what do YOU think were the influences behind the Espadas? Seriously. (I bet you're going off with Dia de Los Muertos from the Hollow masks. Come on, say. You know you want to.)
Well they (and me) are Americans and we're expected to be ignorant. Anyway, maybe the common conception is the common conception because it's right and you're just rebelling against it for personal reasons?

Them being dressed in whtie has nothing to do with Spain or even Mexico at all.
In Japan white is evil and black is good (well, the black part is a guess on my end). You took black wearing heroes fighting white wearing bad guys and got Spain out of the equation. It's expected you see a sash and think Spain too, it's not like Spain influenced Mexico enough they have sashes too. In fact you probably see the desert surrounding the Hallow Fort and think that equals the tropical forests of Spain rather than the several thousand square miles of desert-like terrain Mexico has. *shurgs*

Yeah the day of the dead thing was a huge reason. Also Coyote Stark (espada #1) fitting the western gunslinger theme and since Spain kinda lacks coyotes (they have grey wolves, which is a different subspecies entirely) it leaves little room to argue otherwise. Grimmjaw also has that being a panther which is native to the Americas, Africa & Asia, but not Spain. I'm sure theres others too but theres no reasons to even look for them, it's not like you have listed any valid reason to claim they are from Spain. Hell you didn't even lead out with something like "Africa (has all the animals, biggest desert in the world) is closer to Spain than Mexico" or of the like and just jumped into assuming they are Spanish just because someone else said they were Mexicans.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 03, 2009, 08:55:30 PM
Sheesh, I'm just going to content myself with an eyeroll and leave it like that.  :rollseyes

It's fairly obvious you won't be moved no matter what I say, so you just go on thinking whatever you want. By the way, being part of a majority doesn't make you right. A reasonably large chunk of the internet (which isn't a minority) happens to think Naruto is the coolest thing to ever happen on God's green Earth, and they're not right just because they're not a minority (just like being a minority doesn't make you automatically right either. That's right, homosexuals, feminists, and races other than caucasian in the world, I'm looking at YOUR whiny asses).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: SorO_Lost December 03, 2009, 09:17:15 PM
Sheesh, I'm just going to content myself with an eyeroll and leave it like that.  :rollseyes

It's fairly obvious you won't be moved no matter what I say, so you just go on thinking whatever you want. By the way, being part of a majority doesn't make you right. A reasonably large chunk of the internet (which isn't a minority) happens to think Naruto is the coolest thing to ever happen on God's green Earth, and they're not right just because they're not a minority (just like being a minority doesn't make you automatically right either. That's right, homosexuals, feminists, and races other than caucasian in the world, I'm looking at YOUR whiny asses).
Ducking out of several points by claiming I'm the thick headed one here and going with the whole everyone else may not be right thing as your only counter? Whatever. Let's drop the subject and get back on topic.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 03, 2009, 09:33:45 PM
Works for me. Or taking it to PM, that works too.

Incidentally, I had this ridiculously hard math test today. I'm so freaking glad I'm rid of it!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch December 04, 2009, 02:33:26 AM
I have trouble understanding Mexican.  I find Castillan much easier.  And I have had short conversations with a girl I work with who speaks Argentinian (Although she laughs at my accent.  And it seems that a 17 year old girl doesn't expect to be addressed in the Ud. conjugation, I threw her off when I started speaking what passes for Spanish for me).  Cuban relaxes me to the point where I want to go to sleep, I'm not sure why that is.

I don't know anything about Portuguese, but the Spanish people I know say that it sounds like they SHOULD understand it, but don't.  (I use "Spanish" to mean people who speak a dialect of Spanish, not specifically Spaniards)

I kind of feel like I should understand Dutch when I read and hear it, and it bothers me when I don't.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 04, 2009, 07:14:33 AM
I have trouble understanding Mexican.  I find Castillan much easier.  And I have had short conversations with a girl I work with who speaks Argentinian (Although she laughs at my accent.  And it seems that a 17 year old girl doesn't expect to be addressed in the Ud. conjugation, I threw her off when I started speaking what passes for Spanish for me).  Cuban relaxes me to the point where I want to go to sleep, I'm not sure why that is.

I don't know anything about Portuguese, but the Spanish people I know say that it sounds like they SHOULD understand it, but don't.  (I use "Spanish" to mean people who speak a dialect of Spanish, not specifically Spaniards)

I kind of feel like I should understand Dutch when I read and hear it, and it bothers me when I don't.

The Portuguese speakers feel much the same way towards Spanish. In fact, most Portuguese speakers can pick up at least a little bit of Spanish in a conversation, but not well enough that they could pass for being able to speak it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern December 04, 2009, 10:00:28 AM
Some Danish girls draws comics about Scandinavians and this one made my laugh. The Finn doesn't have a beer bottle, but I am willing to let that slide.

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/Tshern/Saunomista.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona December 04, 2009, 10:16:43 AM
having watched many movies w/ dutch subtitles, it appears that dutch should be readable. same for greek but lots slower..
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 04, 2009, 11:17:45 AM
I have trouble understanding Mexican.  I find Castillan much easier.  And I have had short conversations with a girl I work with who speaks Argentinian (Although she laughs at my accent.  And it seems that a 17 year old girl doesn't expect to be addressed in the Ud. conjugation, I threw her off when I started speaking what passes for Spanish for me).  Cuban relaxes me to the point where I want to go to sleep, I'm not sure why that is.
Honestly, I'd be thrown off too if I was addressed with Ud. by someone older than me. Usted is typically used for elders and strangers around your age.
Speaking of which, try to understand Catalan. :p

I don't know anything about Portuguese, but the Spanish people I know say that it sounds like they SHOULD understand it, but don't.  (I use "Spanish" to mean people who speak a dialect of Spanish, not specifically Spaniards)
I can confirm that, myself.

Speaking of Spanish, the distinct lack of an n with tilde on my German keyboard irks me. I hardly ever use it, but still. (Yes, I can switch it to Spanish. It's just not the same.)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY December 04, 2009, 11:21:26 AM
I have trouble understanding Mexican.  I find Castillan much easier.  And I have had short conversations with a girl I work with who speaks Argentinian (Although she laughs at my accent.  And it seems that a 17 year old girl doesn't expect to be addressed in the Ud. conjugation, I threw her off when I started speaking what passes for Spanish for me).  Cuban relaxes me to the point where I want to go to sleep, I'm not sure why that is.

I don't know anything about Portuguese, but the Spanish people I know say that it sounds like they SHOULD understand it, but don't.  (I use "Spanish" to mean people who speak a dialect of Spanish, not specifically Spaniards)

I kind of feel like I should understand Dutch when I read and hear it, and it bothers me when I don't.

The Portuguese speakers feel much the same way towards Spanish. In fact, most Portuguese speakers can pick up at least a little bit of Spanish in a conversation, but not well enough that they could pass for being able to speak it.
I think Cantonese and Mandarin are much the same.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 04, 2009, 11:47:06 AM
I have trouble understanding Mexican.  I find Castillan much easier.  And I have had short conversations with a girl I work with who speaks Argentinian (Although she laughs at my accent.  And it seems that a 17 year old girl doesn't expect to be addressed in the Ud. conjugation, I threw her off when I started speaking what passes for Spanish for me).  Cuban relaxes me to the point where I want to go to sleep, I'm not sure why that is.

I don't know anything about Portuguese, but the Spanish people I know say that it sounds like they SHOULD understand it, but don't.  (I use "Spanish" to mean people who speak a dialect of Spanish, not specifically Spaniards)

I kind of feel like I should understand Dutch when I read and hear it, and it bothers me when I don't.

The Portuguese speakers feel much the same way towards Spanish. In fact, most Portuguese speakers can pick up at least a little bit of Spanish in a conversation, but not well enough that they could pass for being able to speak it.
I think Cantonese and Mandarin are much the same.

Cantonese is more of a dialect than a language of its own - it's not unlike Olde English in its way. I think it uses the same structures and many of the same words as Mandarin.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad December 04, 2009, 08:28:37 PM
Topless Robot Fan Fiction Friday today: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/12/fan_fiction_friday_naruto_and_sora_in_kohonas_keyh.php

Naruto and Sora.

It's completely safe for work unless other people habitually read your screen, then you need to wait till you get home to find where the Kanoha key hole is.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder December 04, 2009, 08:39:35 PM
Topless Robot Fan Fiction Friday today: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/12/fan_fiction_friday_naruto_and_sora_in_kohonas_keyh.php

Naruto and Sora.

It's completely safe for work unless other people habitually read your screen, then you need to wait till you get home to find where the Kanoha key hole is.
yeah.... It gives me a virus warning...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad December 04, 2009, 08:43:51 PM
weird. I have no problems with it, and AVG says it's safe.

do you get one for the main page: http://www.toplessrobot.com/ ?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 04, 2009, 09:15:58 PM
The emperor has decreed. ALL HAIL BREASTS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hDNcIgXYs0)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder December 04, 2009, 09:19:55 PM
weird. I have no problems with it, and AVG says it's safe.

do you get one for the main page: http://www.toplessrobot.com/ ?
nope.
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: Prak, the Mad December 04, 2009, 09:27:45 PM
very weird
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino December 04, 2009, 10:13:36 PM
 :facepalm

Dammit Kuro!

I can't get "All hail oppai!" out of my head. It's like, stuck on repeat. I'm going nuts!

(  o  )(  o  )
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada December 04, 2009, 10:18:02 PM
The emperor has decreed. ALL HAIL BREASTS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hDNcIgXYs0)

Emperor Charles Wins. Flawless Victory.  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 04, 2009, 10:25:14 PM
:facepalm

Dammit Kuro!

I can't get "All hail oppai!" out of my head. It's like, stuck on repeat. I'm going nuts!

(  o  )(  o  )

Objective number 33 completed.

The emperor has decreed. ALL HAIL BREASTS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hDNcIgXYs0)

Emperor CharlesWakamoto Wins. Flawless Victory.  :lmao
Fix'd.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada December 04, 2009, 11:09:24 PM
The emperor has decreed. ALL HAIL BREASTS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hDNcIgXYs0)

Emperor CharlesWakamoto Wins. Flawless Victory.  :lmao
Fix'd.


... Ow c'mon! I was talking about the old man, not the VOICE of the old man  :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 04, 2009, 11:12:51 PM
The emperor has decreed. ALL HAIL BREASTS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hDNcIgXYs0)

And on that note.....

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=DA49E14396B7077A
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam December 05, 2009, 07:38:33 AM
:facepalm

Dammit Kuro!

I can't get "All hail oppai!" out of my head. It's like, stuck on repeat. I'm going nuts!

(  o  )(  o  )

And speaking of things you can't get out of your head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjMSWhGWak (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjMSWhGWak)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino December 05, 2009, 01:32:44 PM
Hahaha! I love weebl stuff. That song's amazing, btw.

Favorite part:

Shut up woman! Get on my horse!


...And yes it's replaced the All hail oppai. Definitely on repeat in my head.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 05, 2009, 02:50:42 PM
Hahaha! I love weebl stuff. That song's amazing, btw.

Favorite part:

Shut up woman! Get on my horse!


...And yes it's replaced the All hail oppai. Definitely on repeat in my head.

BLASPHEMY!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino December 05, 2009, 06:14:56 PM
This guy that's been stalking me for YEARS called me again. I was in a weird mood so I answered the phone and started fucking with him.

Short version: I told him I was engaged and pregnant.

He got a little annoyed that I wouldn't cheat on my fiance with him. I should've told him that my fiance was a big angry bisexual black man. That would've sent him over the edge. He's so racist and homophobic. Too easy to fuck with, really.

He doesn't know where I live, thank god! And he doesn't know which city I'm in at the moment-I'm very nomadic, you see.

But it took all my strength to not start laughing as I was feeding him bullshit. After he abruptly hung up, I burst out laughing and felt the need to share his idiocy with you. 
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona December 05, 2009, 06:37:49 PM
while i imagine that would be very enjoyable...

the nagging adult side of me says you need to handle your end better.

antagonizing the mentally unstable is not generally advised.

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder December 05, 2009, 06:40:28 PM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p252/yamlindz/I_poke_badgers_with_spoons__by_Yumi.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam December 05, 2009, 09:47:57 PM
Hahaha! I love weebl stuff. That song's amazing, btw.

Favorite part:

Shut up woman! Get on my horse!


...And yes it's replaced the All hail oppai. Definitely on repeat in my head.

BLASPHEMY!

Extended version! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOVHhHj1TPM&feature=related) (no video though)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork December 05, 2009, 10:04:50 PM
Hahaha! I love weebl stuff. That song's amazing, btw.

Favorite part:

Shut up woman! Get on my horse!


...And yes it's replaced the All hail oppai. Definitely on repeat in my head.

BLASPHEMY!

Extended version! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOVHhHj1TPM&feature=related) (no video though)

I prefer Grandma's Cheese! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeU6zzn58EI)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 06, 2009, 12:36:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0cI7hxWwgU
old but classic
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino December 06, 2009, 02:52:24 AM
while i imagine that would be very enjoyable...

the nagging adult side of me says you need to handle your end better.

antagonizing the mentally unstable is not generally advised.



I totally agree with you. But see, I figure if I make myself seem really undesirable, I won't be turning him down. He, instead, will be turning ME down and thus not going psycho on my ass because I don't want him... It's been 3+ years of him calling and me not answering his calls or telling him that I was seeing someone and no, I wouldn't make out with him. I might just change my phone number and be done with it. He's really starting to wear on my nerves and I might just scream at him if he calls again.  :mad

Exhibit X of why I don't kiss/sleep around/anything remotely sexual with random people.
I'm a one person at a time sorta girl. For now, AC's brain is all the brain I have time to control.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch December 06, 2009, 04:47:07 AM
I would have called the police.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo December 06, 2009, 10:14:40 AM
I would have called the police.
This ^

Restraint injunctions are super cheap nowadays. Easy way to solve the problem.
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: Kuroimaken December 06, 2009, 10:58:03 AM
Seconded.

Still, having the ability to fuck with your stalker's brain requires some serious willpower. I salute you.

In the meantime, being careless enough to do so is very worrisome, so I scold you.

Consider yourself saluted with a slap to the back of the head, then.  :D
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: altpersona December 06, 2009, 11:58:28 AM
i second kuro's salute.

the kinison method of breaking up requires more extreme methods than just being slightly unappealing. you would have to try harder.
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: BobismyRhino December 06, 2009, 02:36:44 PM
 :shrug
I dunno. I want to say he's not dangerous, but you never know with crazy/awkward people.  I've never really said, don't call here again to him... mainly because if he really is unstable, I don't want to set him off. I feel bad for him, but at the same time, I can't respect a guy that would tell me to cheat on someone I love.

I guess I'll threaten him with the police the next time he calls. I know there will be a next time. To quote one of my favorite villians: "he's like a turd that won't flush."

I wish I could help him, but as the movie Patch Adams taught me, sometimes crazy people will kill you. So police it is! Problem is that he blocks his number. I used to have his number on my phone before he started blocking it, but then my phone was destroyed and I lost all my contacts. (but he doesn't know that. I could tell him I have his number...)

I don't even have a last name for him, so that's really not helping me out. What would I say to the cops? "Uh, hi... There's this guy that's been calling me sporadically for years begging for a hook up... and I'd like it to stop? No, I don't have his phone number. No, I don't have his last name..."

Yeah, I think that's why I haven't called the cops yet.

I'm going to have to see if I wrote his number down anywhere else. I'm not worried either way. He's forgotten my last name, I've given him a fake last name, he doesn't know where I live, he doesn't know what city I'm in, and I could take him on a one-on-one fight. Short of him having a firearm and knowing how to use it, I think I'm okay.



 
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: McPoyo December 06, 2009, 04:09:41 PM
:shrug
I dunno. I want to say he's not dangerous, but you never know with crazy/awkward people.  I've never really said, don't call here again to him... mainly because if he really is unstable, I don't want to set him off. I feel bad for him, but at the same time, I can't respect a guy that would tell me to cheat on someone I love.

I guess I'll threaten him with the police the next time he calls. I know there will be a next time. To quote one of my favorite villians: "he's like a turd that won't flush."

I wish I could help him, but as the movie Patch Adams taught me, sometimes crazy people will kill you. So police it is! Problem is that he blocks his number. I used to have his number on my phone before he started blocking it, but then my phone was destroyed and I lost all my contacts. (but he doesn't know that. I could tell him I have his number...)

I don't even have a last name for him, so that's really not helping me out. What would I say to the cops? "Uh, hi... There's this guy that's been calling me sporadically for years begging for a hook up... and I'd like it to stop? No, I don't have his phone number. No, I don't have his last name..."

Yeah, I think that's why I haven't called the cops yet.

I'm going to have to see if I wrote his number down anywhere else. I'm not worried either way. He's forgotten my last name, I've given him a fake last name, he doesn't know where I live, he doesn't know what city I'm in, and I could take him on a one-on-one fight. Short of him having a firearm and knowing how to use it, I think I'm okay.
If he has your number, he can figure out where you live and everything else of relative import using the internet, look-up websites, and county records databases. I used to do it for a living, trust me.

Also, the police can request his number from your cell-carrier's database if they have to do an investigation if you give them a copy of your cell bill with the call log attached from it.
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: CountArioch December 06, 2009, 04:11:45 PM
I'll contact my brother, but he knows stuff like this, and it's impossible to block a number in a way you can't override it.
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: McPoyo December 06, 2009, 04:28:51 PM
Use Trap Call, for instance, to block them out.

Alternatively, contact your phone carrier, and let them know an unidentified number keeps calling and harassing you, and that you want their number added to your block list. If you give them the time and date stamps of his calls, they can do it internally.
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: Bloody Initiate December 06, 2009, 04:30:16 PM
Design a computer virus for cell phones that makes them overheat and explode... then give your secret admirer a call... nah, I wish the most fun and appropriate solutions were more doable.
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: McPoyo December 06, 2009, 04:32:16 PM
Design a computer virus for cell phones that makes them overheat and explode... then give your secret admirer a call... nah, I wish the most fun and appropriate solutions were more legal.

fixed for truth :(
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: Prak, the Mad December 06, 2009, 05:35:33 PM
Seconded.

Still, having the ability to fuck with your stalker's brain requires some serious willpower. I salute you.

In the meantime, being careless enough to do so is very worrisome, so I scold you.

Consider yourself saluted with a slap to the back of the head, then.  :D
So... a tip of your hat and a wag of your finger?

Bimr, it's also, of course, always possible to go along with his request in word, saying "yeah sure, hey! I don't have your number anymore, could I get it so I can call you sometime? Oh, and what's your last name anyway?" and then immediately go over to the local police department.


Other things that make me lol: Pastafarianism.... I know everyone else has probably had their lols over it a long time ago, but I only just looked it up (I was wondering if wanting to eat the flying spaghetti monster would be blasphemous)
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: Bloody Initiate December 06, 2009, 05:41:31 PM
Seconded.

Still, having the ability to fuck with your stalker's brain requires some serious willpower. I salute you.

In the meantime, being careless enough to do so is very worrisome, so I scold you.

Consider yourself saluted with a slap to the back of the head, then.  :D
So... a tip of your hat and a wag of your finger?

Bimr, it's also, of course, always possible to go along with his request in word, saying "yeah sure, hey! I don't have your number anymore, could I get it so I can call you sometime? Oh, and what's your last name anyway?" and then immediately go over to the local police department.

That's a potentially dangerous bluff and just as much a gamble.

One of the things that will turn someone onto you more than anything is the belief that you're interested.
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: McPoyo December 06, 2009, 05:41:45 PM
Seconded.

Still, having the ability to fuck with your stalker's brain requires some serious willpower. I salute you.

In the meantime, being careless enough to do so is very worrisome, so I scold you.

Consider yourself saluted with a slap to the back of the head, then.  :D
So... a tip of your hat and a wag of your finger?

Bimr, it's also, of course, always possible to go along with his request in word, saying "yeah sure, hey! I don't have your number anymore, could I get it so I can call you sometime? Oh, and what's your last name anyway?" and then immediately go over to the local police department.
Just make sure before you go to the police, or any other law enforcement, that you have specifically told him to "Do not contact me anymore". Without those words, they won't be able to do anything until he contacts you again after that point. Same with a restraint injunction.
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: Ruam December 06, 2009, 06:56:39 PM
Other things that make me lol: Pastafarianism.... I know everyone else has probably had their lols over it a long time ago, but I only just looked it up (I was wondering if wanting to eat the flying spaghetti monster would be blasphemous)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster actually encourages his followers to eat pasta so it is not a problem. Not a single one of his "8 I'd really  rather you didn't" state that you should not eat pasta and neither does the rest of the book (believe me, since I converted a year back I bought a copy of "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster").
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: Prak, the Mad December 07, 2009, 03:42:43 AM
but what about eating him? noodly appendages and all...

and would he need salt?

I just found someone on facebook named Wang Dong Cheng. I'm kinda hoping she marries someone with the last name of Johnson or Peter...
wait... Wang might be her family name... damn... so she needs to change her personal name to Johnson, Peter, or OOH Wilhemina, then she can be Wang Dong Willy....
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: Ruam December 07, 2009, 07:18:08 AM
Just like you can find Ceiling Cat in every ceiling you can find FSM in every meal of pasta, they are all incarnations of his noodlines, so no, that would not be blasphemy, it is a bit like how Christians believe the their saviours flesh and, simply more awesome and tasty. If you salt the water properly I do not think he will need any.

Speaking of funny names, a friend of the family met an American guy named "Brent Bajs", completely harmless in English but if you pronounce it in Swedish it means "Burnt Poo", that story caused us to laugh ... a lot
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: Agita December 07, 2009, 08:24:57 AM
Speaking of names...
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: Ruam December 07, 2009, 09:08:40 AM
Also, "Pitt" is the Swedish word for "Dick" so most Swede's have laughed at Brad Pitt's name. There is a Swedish joke about how fun it would be if Brad Pitt married the Norwegian journalist Ĺsne Seierstad since "Ĺsne" is Swedish fĺr "Donkey's".
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: Agita December 07, 2009, 09:37:29 AM
Depp is German (mostly Austrian) for moron. I always thought Johnny Depp chose his last name on purpose, but his wikipedia article says he was born witht he name.
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: Kuroimaken December 07, 2009, 11:41:37 AM
Heh, with my name it gets funny. Cerveira means "of the land of the deer" - deer being the animal most associated with flaming gayness where I live. Guess what happens if you call someone "Bambi" out here.

Then again, I collect nicknames like bored people collect stamps.
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: SorO_Lost December 07, 2009, 10:28:04 PM
This guy that's been stalking me for YEARS called me again. I was in a weird mood so I answered the phone and started fucking with him.

Short version: I told him I was engaged and pregnant.

He got a little annoyed that I wouldn't cheat on my fiance with him. I should've told him that my fiance was a big angry bisexual black man. That would've sent him over the edge. He's so racist and homophobic. Too easy to fuck with, really.

He doesn't know where I live, thank god! And he doesn't know which city I'm in at the moment-I'm very nomadic, you see.

But it took all my strength to not start laughing as I was feeding him bullshit. After he abruptly hung up, I burst out laughing and felt the need to share his idiocy with you. 
Wait wut? You were LYING to me? Dammit all to hell. Oh it's on, it's so on. I was trying to be nice and then you went and did that...
[spoiler]Just kidding, I'm not your stalker.

I could be though, just send me $20 bucks and a picture of you naked and I'll consider your application.[/spoiler]

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: Kuroimaken December 07, 2009, 10:57:44 PM
This guy that's been stalking me for YEARS called me again. I was in a weird mood so I answered the phone and started fucking with him.

Short version: I told him I was engaged and pregnant.

He got a little annoyed that I wouldn't cheat on my fiance with him. I should've told him that my fiance was a big angry bisexual black man. That would've sent him over the edge. He's so racist and homophobic. Too easy to fuck with, really.

He doesn't know where I live, thank god! And he doesn't know which city I'm in at the moment-I'm very nomadic, you see.

But it took all my strength to not start laughing as I was feeding him bullshit. After he abruptly hung up, I burst out laughing and felt the need to share his idiocy with you. 
Wait wut? You were LYING to me? Dammit all to hell. Oh it's on, it's so on. I was trying to be nice and then you went and did that...
[spoiler]Just kidding, I'm not your stalker.

I could be though, just send me $20 bucks and a picture of you naked and I'll consider your application.[/spoiler]



I'd ask why the 20 bucks, but then it would have a similar effect to the Hitler and the clown joke.
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: Graytigeress December 08, 2009, 11:41:07 AM

(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff256/Graytigeress/Oddies/ATT00172.jpg)

Fantastic.  Greg sends along this DIY FYI:

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
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: Ruam December 08, 2009, 12:20:45 PM
That made me laugh, a lot.
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: veekie December 08, 2009, 04:12:31 PM
Awesome trick to pull.
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: CountArioch December 08, 2009, 04:47:38 PM
If you look closely, you'll notice the dummy's hands are on the wrong arms.
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: BobismyRhino December 08, 2009, 10:22:13 PM
 :p

He's not very good at being a stalker. He's just persistent. He's learned SOMEWHERE that booty calls are totally appropriate and no really means yes. I blame frat boys.

Anyway, he shouldn't be bothering me anymore. We'll see how long he remembers to not call me.



And OMG, that christmas decoration is full of win! Hahaha!

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: bhu December 09, 2009, 05:18:50 AM
This is gonna sound weird but have you ever just threatened to rape him with a strapon?  That should make most stalkery types think twice unless he's submissive.


Yeah you prolly shouldn't listen to advice from cats ...   :p
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: CountArioch December 09, 2009, 10:21:32 AM
This is gonna sound weird but have you ever just threatened to rape him with a strapon? 

That's hot.
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: Agita December 09, 2009, 11:33:34 AM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/t6pvP.png)[/spoiler]
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: BowenSilverclaw December 09, 2009, 11:44:07 AM
:lol
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: Kuroimaken December 09, 2009, 11:45:42 AM
 :lmao :lol :fu
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: McPoyo December 09, 2009, 11:49:34 AM
Epic win.
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: BobismyRhino December 09, 2009, 12:23:00 PM
This is gonna sound weird but have you ever just threatened to rape him with a strapon?  That should make most stalkery types think twice unless he's submissive.


Yeah you prolly shouldn't listen to advice from cats ...   :p

LOL I was gonna say that I know a few guys who think it'd be hot/fun to get hammered in the ass by a girl with a strap on... but Count summed it up nicely.  :p
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: Bozwevial December 09, 2009, 01:38:10 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/t6pvP.png)[/spoiler]
:clap
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: veekie December 09, 2009, 01:49:39 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/t6pvP.png)[/spoiler]
:clap

Flawless Victory.
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: AfterCrescent December 09, 2009, 02:52:02 PM
Thank you, Agita for brightening my day. :)
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: Banor December 09, 2009, 05:45:23 PM
Wow Agita, I'm shocked by this awesomeness will look foward to duplicate it as much as I can :D
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: SorO_Lost December 09, 2009, 07:45:56 PM
Speaking of Twilight.
Read this. (http://www.cracked.com/article/230_if-new-moon-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest/)

And watch as you spend hours of your life reading their articles. :)
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: InnaBinder December 09, 2009, 11:33:03 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudgagLj0e1qaw8dho1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1260453272&Signature=UCMPT%2BmmMISCmJuvQQ60Ao2vCKs%3D)
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: McPoyo December 09, 2009, 11:39:50 PM
Win.
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: Bozwevial December 09, 2009, 11:46:13 PM
Coat hangers?
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: veekie December 10, 2009, 01:21:58 AM
That cat's got some good hang time.
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: BobismyRhino December 10, 2009, 02:54:34 AM
He's just hanging around.

He's all hung up.

Hang in there fella.

I'll stop.   :D
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: bhu December 10, 2009, 10:06:29 AM
Speaking of Twilight.
Read this. (http://www.cracked.com/article/230_if-new-moon-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest/)

And watch as you spend hours of your life reading their articles. :)
have you ever read this guys stuff:

http://scaryduck.blogspot.com/search/label/Condensed%20films

Jaws is particularly amusing
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: veekie December 10, 2009, 03:30:13 PM
Sky above Norway pierced by glowing blue spiral (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html)
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: Agita December 10, 2009, 03:40:21 PM
Sky above Norway pierced by glowing blue spiral (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html)
OMG, TTGL was right.
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: SorO_Lost December 10, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
So thats who stole my secret drill missile plans. Damn Norwegians, stop blaming the Russians! I see what you did there.
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: Kuroimaken December 10, 2009, 03:51:00 PM
So THAT's where I left my fireworks last night!
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: veekie December 10, 2009, 04:16:04 PM
I especially liked the expanding circle of black after the spiral in the videos.
Looks like they pierced the heavens indeed.
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: Ruam December 10, 2009, 04:51:09 PM
I especially liked the expanding circle of black after the spiral in the videos.
Looks like they pierced the heavens indeed.

*powers up* Getsuga Tenshou!!!
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: bhu December 11, 2009, 08:46:41 AM
This is gonna sound weird but have you ever just threatened to rape him with a strapon?  That should make most stalkery types think twice unless he's submissive.


Yeah you prolly shouldn't listen to advice from cats ...   :p

LOL I was gonna say that I know a few guys who think it'd be hot/fun to get hammered in the ass by a girl with a strap on... but Count summed it up nicely.  :p

Did I mention you should be using this as lubricant:  http://www.davesgourmet.peachhost.com/ct_PRdagphs.htm
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 11, 2009, 03:57:56 PM
Are Women as Horny as Men? (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/are-women-as-horny-as-men-nsfw) [NSFW]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 11, 2009, 06:04:25 PM
Are Women as Horny as Men? (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/are-women-as-horny-as-men-nsfw) [NSFW]

...I'm gonna have to watch a LOT of porn to get the male poledancing out of my brain.
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: BobismyRhino December 11, 2009, 10:28:26 PM
 :lmao

I nearly peed myself from laughing. That was amazing.
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: CountArioch December 12, 2009, 02:28:29 PM
Lmao, that was pretty spot-on. 

The next time I say women aren't anywhere near as sexual as men and I get called sexist, I'm posting that video as rebuttal.
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: Ruam December 12, 2009, 05:55:24 PM
Are Women as Horny as Men? (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/are-women-as-horny-as-men-nsfw) [NSFW]

...I'm gonna have to watch a LOT of porn to get the male poledancing out of my brain.

That is nothing... I was at this party (student-style!) a few weeks back where this guys pulls down his pants and underwear, removes his shirt and gets beer poured down his back, through his butt-crack and from their dripping into the mouth of his pal. THAT was a disturbing sight. Oh the guys who arranged the party (yes, just guys, roughly 5 or 6 of them) are known for getting naked at a regular basis when they have consumed just a minor amount of alcoholic beverage.
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: CountArioch December 12, 2009, 06:25:58 PM
NOT GAY.
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: BobismyRhino December 12, 2009, 06:51:22 PM
Eww! Eww! Eww! :tantrum

Guy butts are so gross!!!! How could they drink beer that went through that valley of dingleberries? 
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: Ruam December 12, 2009, 07:21:32 PM
That is a question I am not capable of answering, I have to struggle to drink beer from a bottle. They where already somewhat drunk a the moment. The most bizarre thing with that scene was however the face of the guying "filtering" the beer, that was a smile fit for an eight year old kid in a combined candy and toy store with free balloon animals that day.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch December 12, 2009, 07:31:16 PM
Eww! Eww! Eww! :tantrum

Guy butts are so gross!!!! How could they drink beer that went through that valley of dingleberries? 

Hey, not all guy butts are gross.  My butt is immaculate.  You could drink beer out of my ass any time and it would be fine.
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: Kuroimaken December 12, 2009, 11:32:07 PM
Reminds me of that Jim Norton stand-up where he says he'd hang up a "hepatitis-free" certificate out of his ass and tell his GF brunch was served.
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: BobismyRhino December 13, 2009, 02:22:43 AM
Me, while eating a dark chocolate pomegranate: "Let's play the weight gaining game!"
AC, while watching me eat the chocolates: "You win!"
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: bhu December 13, 2009, 11:58:08 PM
in my email:

What pets write in their diaries. ..
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......

 
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary. ..

Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.  Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.  In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.  I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.  However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.  Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.  I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.  However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.  I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.'  I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.  I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.  The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.  He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant.  I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.  I am certain that he reports my every move.  My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.  For now......... .......
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: PhaedrusXY December 14, 2009, 12:04:40 AM
 :lmao :lol

We just watched "Up". I loved the dogs. :D
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: BowenSilverclaw December 14, 2009, 09:40:04 AM
That was awesome, Bhu :lol
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: RobbyPants December 14, 2009, 04:19:07 PM
I've read that cat and dog thing before.

What's funny is I have two cats, and one of them is much closer to the dog than the cat.  She certainly shows no contempt for her dry nuggets!  They're her favorite thing!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam December 14, 2009, 05:39:39 PM
A close friend of mine has two cats, one only eats the dry nuggets and the other one only eats food from a can. They have actually managed to train the second one to rise on his hind-legs and say "Meow" before they actually give him the food.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 14, 2009, 05:43:33 PM
Berlusconi got slugged in the face with a miniature replica of the Milan cathedral (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/dec/14/silvio-berlusconi-milan-statue-attack).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch December 14, 2009, 06:53:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjbMIZzAgs

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 14, 2009, 08:37:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjbMIZzAgs



Makes me smile more than it makes me LOL.
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: PhaedrusXY December 15, 2009, 01:18:30 AM
Are Women as Horny as Men? (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/are-women-as-horny-as-men-nsfw) [NSFW]
Epic win.  :lmao :lol
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: Sinfire Titan December 16, 2009, 03:00:16 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/halolz-dot-com-metalgearsolid-supersmashbrosbrawl-snakesonaplane.jpg)
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/halolz-dot-com-supersmashbrosbrawl-pikachu-analprobes.jpg)
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: McPoyo December 16, 2009, 03:03:01 PM
(http://www.madatoms.com/uploads/content/images/backgrounds/large/article__GenerationGaps.jpg)
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: Ruam December 16, 2009, 03:14:04 PM
(http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0236.html) Enough said (sure it is based on a J-RPG, but still)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 December 16, 2009, 04:24:25 PM
(http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0236.html) Enough said (sure it is based on a J-RPG, but still)
Silly Ruam, webpages aren't images. :p

(http://www.adventurers-comic.com/comics/0236.GIF) (http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0236.html)
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: Ruam December 16, 2009, 06:04:02 PM
(http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0236.html) Enough said (sure it is based on a J-RPG, but still)
Silly Ruam, webpages aren't images. :p

(http://www.adventurers-comic.com/comics/0236.GIF) (http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0236.html)

*Face-palm* copied the wrong link, sorry about that
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: Tshern December 16, 2009, 07:26:02 PM
(http://www.madatoms.com/uploads/content/images/backgrounds/large/article__GenerationGaps.jpg)
Funny how the last people seem to be the only reasonable ones there.
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: awaken DM golem December 16, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
Reminds me that : Climate Gate-ers are secretly trying to rehabilitate "good" old President Nixon.
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: BobismyRhino December 16, 2009, 11:05:46 PM
YAY! KEYBOARD CAT!!!!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch December 16, 2009, 11:32:18 PM
Reminds me that : Climate Gate-ers are secretly trying to rehabilitate "good" old President Nixon.


I gotta admit, I have a small amount of admiration for the bastard.  He was a shrewd man. 
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie December 17, 2009, 11:32:16 AM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/halolz-dot-com-supersmashbrosbrawl-pikachu-analprobes.jpg)
I rofled at this one.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino December 17, 2009, 01:34:44 PM
Nooo Pikachu!!!  :lmao

Sidenote: I was playing that game last night. He's my favorite character.

I don't like him for just his fighting moves, but rather, I love his taunts. My favorite is him doing a breakdance on the floor going, "PikaaAAAA!" really slow. I annoy the ever living shit out of my opponents. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch December 17, 2009, 01:36:22 PM
If someone picks Pikachu, I don't play.  Seriously, I can't even see pikachu on the screen.  When playing AS pikachu, I tend to run off cliffs and stuff because I don't know where I am.

If someone complains, I tell them "You win for having 20/0.0000000000000000002 vision, now pick someone that isn't invisible".
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino December 17, 2009, 01:38:05 PM
You must've HATED Pichu then.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch December 17, 2009, 01:42:51 PM
No more than pikachu.  There really isn't a huge difference between two different yellow pixels that everyone can see but me.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino December 17, 2009, 08:41:47 PM
OK, so today I slammed a door in my teacher's face.
It wasn't on purpose, but he definitely almost had his face pancake against the door.
I think the worst part was that I couldn't stop laughing.  The face he made while avoiding the door just sent me into hysterics.  I managed to gasp a "sorry!" out, but he just sighed, kept walking, and mumbled about how I was so going to fail his class.

Can't wait to hand in my final to him tomorrow morning.  :D

 
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 17, 2009, 08:57:57 PM
Nothing could make me LOL right now, and with the BLYHT board apparently gone (or me unable to see it), I can't even comment on why.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 18, 2009, 08:19:08 AM
Nothing could make me LOL right now, and with the BLYHT board apparently gone (or me unable to see it), I can't even comment on why.

I can see it now.  Mebbe it glitched for a bit.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch December 18, 2009, 06:51:00 PM
[spoiler](http://epicwinftw.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Q4WRF1.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw December 18, 2009, 06:53:26 PM
This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiZgrIpbcA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiZgrIpbcA)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 19, 2009, 04:53:16 AM
http://www.ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order.html
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie December 20, 2009, 04:44:47 AM
Man teaches monkeys kung fu. Monkey decks man with kung fu. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2774480/Crouching-tiger-hiddenmonkey.html)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 20, 2009, 09:24:48 AM
OMG that is fucking awesome!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam December 22, 2009, 05:57:23 PM
Steve Hughes in Sweden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0lVbMOMTi0). His analysis of us is flawless.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Slaughterhouserock December 22, 2009, 06:07:21 PM
Couldn't think of where else to put these.  When I saw 'em I immediately thought of bhu.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/slaughterhouserock/Random3/rawr.gif)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/slaughterhouserock/Random3/Kittensurprise.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona December 22, 2009, 06:13:12 PM
Steve Hughes in Sweden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0lVbMOMTi0). His analysis of us is flawless.
 

nice
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder December 22, 2009, 07:44:36 PM
Couldn't think of where else to put these.  When I saw 'em I immediately thought of bhu.
Uncle Kitteh has teh hoominz trained.  :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 23, 2009, 07:12:31 AM
Couldn't think of where else to put these.  When I saw 'em I immediately thought of bhu.
Uncle Kitteh has teh hoominz trained.  :P

Indeed ah do.  Everytime a cute kitty vid comes out, I get a hundred links to it in my email.


Of course every time a fucked up porn vid comes out I get links to it to...

Even if I've told them not to.... :eh


http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-has-killed-feather.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/funny-pictures-cats-play-game-with-hamster.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/12/21/funny-pictures-comes-to-evil-plans.jpg

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder December 23, 2009, 09:56:36 AM
Couldn't think of where else to put these.  When I saw 'em I immediately thought of bhu.
Uncle Kitteh has teh hoominz trained.  :P

Indeed ah do.  Everytime a cute kitty vid comes out, I get a hundred links to it in my email.


Of course every time a fucked up porn vid comes out I get links to it to...

Even if I've told them not to.... :eh


http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-has-killed-feather.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/funny-pictures-cats-play-game-with-hamster.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/12/21/funny-pictures-comes-to-evil-plans.jpg


:( third link is a 404 not found error, kittyman.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino December 23, 2009, 01:47:03 PM
Ah ha ha ha! The hamster pong one reminded me of my old dog and gerbil. Good times, good times...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 24, 2009, 07:52:03 AM
: InnaBinder link=topic=5223.msg220790#msg220790 date=1261572996


[/quote
:( third link is a 404 not found error, kittyman.


<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/12/23/funny-pictures-fear-santa/"><img title="FEAR" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files


<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/12/21/funny-pictures-comes-to-evil-plans/"><img title="funny-pictures-cat-has-evil-plans" src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-has-evil-plans.jpg" alt="funny pictures of cats with captions" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">Lolcats and funny pictures</a>
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam December 24, 2009, 09:54:38 AM
(http://images.oddlyspecific.com/oddlyspecific/2009/11/fpruinedthesurprise.jpg) For some reason this made me roar with laughter
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 24, 2009, 10:24:46 AM
What Eugenio Percossi thinks about christmas (http://www.eugeniopercossi.eu/page/51-christmas-video) [video]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BobismyRhino December 24, 2009, 02:56:57 PM
Because it's Christmas time and I like Vikings...

http://www.odins-gift.com/poth/U-Z/vikingchristmascarol.htm (http://www.odins-gift.com/poth/U-Z/vikingchristmascarol.htm)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims December 24, 2009, 03:07:39 PM
Because it's Christmas time and I like Vikings...

http://www.odins-gift.com/poth/U-Z/vikingchristmascarol.htm (http://www.odins-gift.com/poth/U-Z/vikingchristmascarol.htm)

Me likey. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie December 24, 2009, 03:38:24 PM
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2009/12/20/preview-alan-moore-dojinshi-by-ryusuke-hamamoto/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 24, 2009, 09:14:19 PM
Seconded the sentiment on the viking christmas carol!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY December 27, 2009, 02:41:46 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iNW0qFfSmFM/SfBi1LrJfrI/AAAAAAAAAVA/ev1l0LZr6bY/s400/funny-pictures-come-to-the-dark-side-says-bald-cat.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 28, 2009, 08:27:25 AM
I must find the non captioned version of that pic
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 29, 2009, 08:23:15 AM
http://www.boo.ro/2008/03/16/sniper-position-for-rent-during-nato-summit/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada December 29, 2009, 10:24:32 PM
http://www.figure.fm/post/en/4951/Man+Marries+Game+Character.html (http://www.figure.fm/post/en/4951/Man+Marries+Game+Character.html)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac December 30, 2009, 05:29:35 AM
http://www.figure.fm/post/en/4951/Man+Marries+Game+Character.html (http://www.figure.fm/post/en/4951/Man+Marries+Game+Character.html)
Yet even more evidence supporting the fact of this:
[spoiler](http://www.newsgab.com/forum/attachments/online-flash-games/106872d1222470749-crazy-check-japanese-check-fun-check-japan_weird_shit.jpg)[/spoiler]

and just for shits and giggles (i.e., even more proof):
[spoiler](http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/no-further-description.jpg)
(http://andre.stechert.org/weird_japanese_shit/only_in_japan.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 30, 2009, 10:23:29 AM
How some people think that Avatar is God's own shit.

I mean, sure, it's pretty (with its budget, it simply HAD to be), but it's about as mind-blowing a nerf gun headshot. It's basically The Last Samurai, except with mecha, no Tom Cruise, and told more poorly.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 30, 2009, 10:28:50 AM
I and the friend I watched it with equated it to Dances With Wolves in space.

The mech vs. giant jaguar thing fight near the end was pretty awesome, though.
They also fell into the same trap any story with an irredeemable, batshit insane colonel is bound to fall into: they made said colonel the most badass fucker in the whole goddamn movie.

Over on the Gleemax form, someone misspelled 'worshipper' as 'warshipper'. I responded by saying that I ship Cold WarxVietnam War.
We should totally make this a new meme.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch December 30, 2009, 01:32:15 PM
Forced meme is forced.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY December 30, 2009, 01:53:33 PM
It's basically The Last Samurai, except with mecha, no Tom Cruise, and told more poorly.
I'd say two of those three are improvements. :D (j/k, I actually think Tom Cruise is a great actor... even if he is batshit crazy). My wife and I saw it in 3d, and liked it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch December 30, 2009, 02:41:54 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d160/ZantiRocks/weasel_word_forum_fag_trollcat.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: dman11235 December 30, 2009, 05:22:45 PM
I'd liken the movie to Princess Mononoke, but instead of Ashitaka helping both sides, he says screw you humans, you suck and you're (almost) all evil.  Seriously, main character has a permanent condition that majorly affects his life, the goal of the humans is mining, nature vs technology, the permanent condition is removed by the end, it's all pretty much there.  Oh, and the first half was pretty great, acting was great, story teling was great, everything was great, but the second half was just pretty.  And had some nice action scenes.  But the story/acting became generic.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 30, 2009, 05:31:20 PM
I dunno, I thought the interactions between Jake and the Na'vi were pretty formulaic for the most part.
Honestly, I think the movie would've been better if they'd given the humans a better motive than 'money' for really really wanting the unobtanium. It's hinted twice or so in passing that the earth may be a dying planet, but that's about it.
Also... unobtanium? Really? Sure, it's a nice lampshade and all, but it really broke my SoD when they first brought it up.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 30, 2009, 06:10:59 PM
Yeah, the name thing for the ore also majorly pissed me off.

Also, I wouldn't liken a Miyazaki film to Avatar. For one, it's an unfair comparison since the medium of acting and the medium of hand-drawn animation doesn't make for a good comparison.

Also, I'm fairly sure Mononoke didn't have the badass coronel from hell.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch December 30, 2009, 06:44:34 PM
http://www.figure.fm/post/en/4951/Man+Marries+Game+Character.html (http://www.figure.fm/post/en/4951/Man+Marries+Game+Character.html)

I am aware of the phenomenon and I actually approve.  Seriously.  I'd never do it myself, mind you.  But I see men in many ways similar to myself, men who have no place in modern romance who will never be accepted by modern women.  Kindred spirits across the pacific, so to speak. 
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY December 30, 2009, 06:55:53 PM
Also... unobtanium? Really? Sure, it's a nice lampshade and all, but it really broke my SoD when they first brought it up.
Ok yeah... that was really dumb.

And I liked the Colonel. Yeah, it's an overdone trope, but it is still fun. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 30, 2009, 07:47:23 PM
Motherfucker had a goddamn berserk KEYBOARD.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo December 31, 2009, 02:31:12 AM
It was much better in 3d.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 31, 2009, 08:31:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU7DeuZa0ho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7ItgczOQhg

http://www.viddler.com/explore/cheezburger/

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: dman11235 January 01, 2010, 12:37:32 AM
Yeah, the name thing for the ore also majorly pissed me off.

Also, I wouldn't liken a Miyazaki film to Avatar. For one, it's an unfair comparison since the medium of acting and the medium of hand-drawn animation doesn't make for a good comparison.

Also, I'm fairly sure Mononoke didn't have the badass coronel from hell.

The monk.  Though even he was MUCH more human in Mononoke.  Also, though there are some similarities and points of comparison that can be made between acting and voice acting and these two mediums, I was mainly pointing out the similarities between directing, storytelling, and storyline.

And yeah, the unobtainium?

Though it was mentioned that the Na'vi have naturally occurring carbon fiber in their bones, so maybe the unobtainium was just carbon fiber deposits?  That they called 'unobtainium' because they thought it wasn't possible or something?  At least they didn't dwell on the stuff, it was just mentioned in passing when it was.  All that's really important is that they were there for a substance that was very valuable, and they had to dig it out of the ground to do so, and it was near the surface so they were going to strip mine it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam January 02, 2010, 01:05:24 PM
(http://tjuvtittat.se/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/fishmassage.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch January 02, 2010, 02:29:55 PM
Yeah, I've heard about that.  It seems that people with eczema will go to this fish pond and let small fish nibble off the dead skin and stuff.  From what I hear, it does help.  It clears the old dead stuff out and encourages blood flow to the skin.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 02, 2010, 02:44:30 PM
I saw this for sale somewhere and wanted to take a pic. Thankfully someone else did it for me.
[spoiler](http://daitrombe.net/attachments/66971/1262447748034.jpg?1262449835)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam January 02, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
Yeah, I've heard about that.  It seems that people with eczema will go to this fish pond and let small fish nibble off the dead skin and stuff.  From what I hear, it does help.  It clears the old dead stuff out and encourages blood flow to the skin.

Dito, but by simply reading "Dr.Fish" and watching the mental pic of a fish in a scrub, checking your pulse made me laugh quite a lot
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan January 02, 2010, 05:09:22 PM
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/001/3/1/Error_Message_by_LLawlietDeathNote.png)




(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/001/d/b/Monty_Python_error_message_2_by_LLawlietDeathNote.png)




(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/001/b/c/Error_by_LLawlietDeathNote.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada January 02, 2010, 08:30:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded)

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 02, 2010, 08:52:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded)



THAT was awesome.  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Havok4 January 02, 2010, 08:59:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded)



Impressive.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims January 03, 2010, 01:29:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded)



Damn.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie January 03, 2010, 01:34:33 PM
Give that man a medal.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 05, 2010, 01:58:08 PM
Posted on GitP (http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/product-reviews/B000I1X6PM/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 06, 2010, 01:32:41 PM
The orgastic shivers one was the best.

Also: Don't you DARE make a girl cry! (http://www.onemanga.com/Super-Dreadnought_Girl_4946/1/44/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie January 06, 2010, 02:37:46 PM
The orgastic shivers one was the best.

Also: Don't you DARE make a girl cry! (http://www.onemanga.com/Super-Dreadnought_Girl_4946/1/44/)
Gotten to the guy's sister yet?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 06, 2010, 03:05:43 PM
Not yet.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada January 06, 2010, 10:32:35 PM
While looking for a shifty smilie, I found this:

(http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/6/8/1/dark_side_theultimatedeal.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac January 06, 2010, 11:02:01 PM
never mind -- don't know what happened.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita January 08, 2010, 02:53:34 PM
[spoiler](http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Just-my-2-cents/xyz/pokemon.png)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac January 08, 2010, 08:30:56 PM
this (http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=68992&SRC=motd&motds_id=4028&from_home=1) is just disturbing  :nonono
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 08, 2010, 08:32:40 PM
this (http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=68992&SRC=motd&motds_id=4028&from_home=1) is just disturbing  :nonono
Mainly Piplup. Vespiquen looks awesome, Machoke looks conceivable, and I'm not sure what's supposed to be bad about Lucario.

EDIT:  :facepalm Didn't spot the link.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac January 08, 2010, 08:43:41 PM
this (http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=68992&SRC=motd&motds_id=4028&from_home=1) is just disturbing  :nonono
Mainly Piplup. Vespiquen looks awesome, Machoke looks conceivable, and I'm not sure what's supposed to be bad about Lucario.

EDIT:  :facepalm Didn't spot the link.
(http://www.merchco-online.com/includes/img.php?m=430&p=images/&i=besign5.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 09, 2010, 02:00:19 AM
this (http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=68992&SRC=motd&motds_id=4028&from_home=1) is just disturbing  :nonono

Nah.  Attractive monstergirls is a big theme these days, so it was inevitable someone would do this.  If you truly want disturbing I have a video tutorial i can point you to by email/PM (I just cant post it here) for a rather..um...unusual activity.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad January 09, 2010, 06:00:45 AM
....*sigh* damn my morbid curiosity... pm me, bhu...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 09, 2010, 06:45:36 AM
....*sigh* damn my morbid curiosity... pm me, bhu...

Don't say I didn't warn you.  Particularly at about 4 minutes or so in. 
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw January 09, 2010, 07:32:59 AM
....*sigh* damn my morbid curiosity... pm me, bhu...

Don't say I didn't warn you.  Particularly at about 4 minutes or so in. 
I know I'm gonna regret this...


Hook me up, kittyman?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 09, 2010, 07:51:13 AM
....*sigh* damn my morbid curiosity... pm me, bhu...

Don't say I didn't warn you.  Particularly at about 4 minutes or so in. 
I know I'm gonna regret this...


yes...yes you are  :smirk
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad January 09, 2010, 08:07:31 AM
that wasn't that bad. And the chick was kinda cute...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw January 09, 2010, 08:11:45 AM
Yeah, could've been worse...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 09, 2010, 08:17:14 AM
Really it makes most guys wince  :smirk

I assume you're up for the sequels then?  She did say it was the 1st part  ;)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad January 09, 2010, 08:36:49 AM
eh, the chick was cute, and the video somewhat amusing, but the specific subject matter ain't my thing on either end, so... tell me if she does any other subjects, I guess

Oh, and I stopped wincing at that stuff a while ago, probably due to equal parts misanthropy and unique gender identity...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona January 09, 2010, 08:40:35 AM
me next pls :)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 09, 2010, 09:18:27 AM
eh, the chick was cute, and the video somewhat amusing, but the specific subject matter ain't my thing on either end, so... tell me if she does any other subjects, I guess

Oh, and I stopped wincing at that stuff a while ago, probably due to equal parts misanthropy and unique gender identity...

oh now I simply must find something that makes you squick  :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita January 09, 2010, 09:27:08 AM
Oh, fuck my curiosity. Hook me up. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac January 09, 2010, 10:40:52 AM
see what happens when I go to work?

hook it up, kitty.  (just keep in mind that I have spent extensive time actively searching-out the most f'd-up stuff in existence  :marx)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY January 09, 2010, 04:30:43 PM
see what happens when I go to work?

hook it up, kitty.  (just keep in mind that I have spent extensive time actively searching-out the most f'd-up stuff in existence  :marx)
So I guess you've seen "Mr. Hands finally gets his fill", then?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona January 09, 2010, 04:40:33 PM
meh
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac January 09, 2010, 08:37:53 PM
see what happens when I go to work?

hook it up, kitty.  (just keep in mind that I have spent extensive time actively searching-out the most f'd-up stuff in existence  :marx)
So I guess you've seen "Mr. Hands finally gets his fill", then?
yeah, that one was brutal -- it's a prime example of why "you can't put 10 lbs. of shit in a 5 lbs. bag".
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 10, 2010, 04:42:54 AM
see what happens when I go to work?

hook it up, kitty.  (just keep in mind that I have spent extensive time actively searching-out the most f'd-up stuff in existence  :marx)
So I guess you've seen "Mr. Hands finally gets his fill", then?

I haven't seen that one but I did get to see a woman deep throat a mule...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac January 10, 2010, 11:56:15 AM
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her.  you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no!

of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). :devil
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam January 10, 2010, 12:15:58 PM
see what happens when I go to work?

hook it up, kitty.  (just keep in mind that I have spent extensive time actively searching-out the most f'd-up stuff in existence  :marx)
So I guess you've seen "Mr. Hands finally gets his fill", then?

I haven't seen that one but I did get to see a woman deep throat a mule...

A friend of mine showed me a video with this asian guy giving himself a blowjob with a dead fish, he moved on to make it suck at his nipples and then make out with it, the video was roughly 4min long and all this time a girl was mastrubating in the background. I could hardly breath from laughter while my friend who did not sit at the moment fell over from said reason
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch January 10, 2010, 12:33:34 PM
Geez, what the hell is wrong with asian people?   :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 10, 2010, 01:00:23 PM
see what happens when I go to work?

hook it up, kitty.  (just keep in mind that I have spent extensive time actively searching-out the most f'd-up stuff in existence  :marx)
So I guess you've seen "Mr. Hands finally gets his fill", then?

I haven't seen that one but I did get to see a woman deep throat a mule...

A friend of mine showed me a video with this asian guy giving himself a blowjob with a dead fish, he moved on to make it suck at his nipples and then make out with it, the video was roughly 4min long and all this time a girl was mastrubating in the background. I could hardly breath from laughter while my friend who did not sit at the moment fell over from said reason
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7565/1204367613971wc5.jpg)
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: bhu January 11, 2010, 02:00:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU
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: Risada January 11, 2010, 07:21:23 AM
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7565/1204367613971wc5.jpg)

Source NAO?  :lmao

It reminds me of Code Geass.... but I don't remember anything like that in the series....
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita January 11, 2010, 10:09:35 AM
Source NAO?  :lmao

It reminds me of Code Geass.... but I don't remember anything like that in the series....
It is actually Code Geass, probably from the scene of Kallen and Suzaku stranded on the island. Likely an unfortunate (or entirely intentional) translation. Or perhaps a 'shop.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada January 13, 2010, 06:39:22 AM
(http://www.fottus.com/wp-content/uploads/961%20-%20gifs/gif%20(8).gif)

For uncle Kitty...

(http://www.fottus.com/wp-content/uploads/961%20-%20gifs/gif%20(2).gif)

(http://www.fottus.com/wp-content/uploads/961%20-%20gifs/gif%20(5).gif)

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 13, 2010, 10:52:13 AM
Ive gotta work that teleporting kitty into the Cat Burglar somehow.  Perhaps an EPic Schrodingers kitteh spell.

A few I hope you find amusing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b7m5dxJdsg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0HbfKEQixU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoS2BU6bbQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umRRCkspaQU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpVjBBDMOoA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBeijnQzujU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIEHI0vfCBk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx22ALEwJBI

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 13, 2010, 11:35:28 AM
The Naruto ones are only amusing because it's a way to talk smack of it !  :D (You knew I was gonna make that comment.)

The Rowan Atkinson and Dave Allen ones are funny as all hell, though.

"In the name of the Father, the Son, and into the Hole he goes."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: SorO_Lost January 14, 2010, 11:00:50 AM
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her.  you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no!

of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). :devil
Yeah, now I'm interested too. Some how, holding out for a comment like that just makes it worse >.>
Link please bhu?
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: Tshern January 14, 2010, 09:30:26 PM
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her.  you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no!

of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). :devil
Let the people do whatever they want in bed, it tends to be a victimless hobby. Naturally rapists are not included.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir January 14, 2010, 09:42:38 PM
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her.  you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no!

of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). :devil
Let the people do whatever they want in bed, it tends to be a victimless hobby. Naturally rapists are not included.

Indeed, my only criterion for morality in this regard is informed consent. Also that people not tell me about it if I don't ask, but that's a different thing.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern January 14, 2010, 09:46:53 PM
I don't care who blows what donkey or fingers what tuna, it just leaves more chicks for me.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 15, 2010, 06:58:57 AM
Yeah, now I'm interested too. Some how, holding out for a comment like that just makes it worse >.>
Link please bhu?

On its way now.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: SorO_Lost January 15, 2010, 11:35:33 AM
I crossed my legs. Then sent the link to some people I now.

It's not something that made me lol though, thats for sure...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 15, 2010, 05:51:48 PM
I crossed my legs. Then sent the link to some people I now.

It's not something that made me lol though, thats for sure...

Some people tell me they find hte woman hysterical, but coincidentally all of those people are women...divorced women...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims January 16, 2010, 08:45:26 AM
It was pretty amusing to me.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch January 16, 2010, 03:41:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1wdjlbyFc

In case any of you missed it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad January 19, 2010, 07:28:56 PM
I crossed my legs. Then sent the link to some people I now.

It's not something that made me lol though, thats for sure...

Some people tell me they find hte woman hysterical, but coincidentally all of those people are women...divorced women...
Actually I found her pretty funny too.
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: veekie January 20, 2010, 08:09:17 PM
Impromptu billboard porn film stops traffic
MOSCOW
Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:30am EST

MOSCOW (Reuters) - An enormous television screen showing a pornographic film caused a midnight traffic jam in central Moscow Thursday as stunned motorists slammed on the brakes to gawk at the writhing naked bodies.

Oddly Enough

The owner of the advertising screen, which sits atop a main road about two km (1.2 miles) south of the Kremlin, told the state-run RIA news agency that hackers had broken into the screen's computer system and turned on the porn.

"They were either acting out of hooliganism or were from a rival company," Viktor Laptev, commercial director of advertising firm Panno.ru, told RIA.

A short clip showing cars slowing to a halt to look at the screen sprung up on youtube.com and internet sites Friday across Russia, a country which banned nudity on television before the Soviet Union fell in 1991.

Authorities said they are investigating, RIA added.
Source (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE60E3ZN20100115)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch January 22, 2010, 11:33:41 AM
http://videos.mediaite.com/video/Conan-OBrien-The-Most-Expensive
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 22, 2010, 10:02:09 PM
Let me tell you about my D&D character. He's from my favourite animes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlZgko5DCI)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada January 23, 2010, 09:54:31 AM
The Pokemon game that got banned.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPtwc0XE7vU)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac January 25, 2010, 05:20:51 PM
Don't piss-off Jack (http://poststuff6.entensity.net/012210/image.php?pic=jack.jpg)...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 25, 2010, 06:12:04 PM
Hey Xykon! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7761854&postcount=1107)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada January 26, 2010, 11:40:39 AM
Another one for uncle Kitty....

(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2849/funnypicturesaletterfro.jpg)
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: bhu January 27, 2010, 09:22:14 AM
Us feline overlords can be testy bout impuning our grammar  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita January 28, 2010, 01:11:49 PM
Might count as NSFW:
[spoiler](http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af200/the_sun_is_up5/bc/finalfantasy-aeristifalesbians.jpg)[/spoiler]
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: Kuroimaken January 28, 2010, 02:42:17 PM
In their defense, Cloud FUCKING DESERVED IT.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 28, 2010, 04:21:30 PM
And in response...

You know Final Fantasy XIII? (http://wireninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/birth.gif)
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: Kuroimaken January 28, 2010, 07:01:02 PM
And in response...

You know Final Fantasy XIII? (http://wireninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/birth.gif)

EWWWW. Square-Enix is lower on creativity than I thought.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie January 29, 2010, 08:22:54 AM
Australia bans flat-chested porn, female ejaculation (http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/millions-of-extra-sites-to-be-censorsed-as-australian-gov-bans-small-breasts-female-ejaculation/)

I suppose they'd do what the porn industry always does...time to increase types of fetishes.
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: Kuroimaken January 29, 2010, 08:38:31 AM
The poor, poor deluded souls.

EDIT: Little shout out to Risada... though I'm guessing this is from before his time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1J7AcqQqY4& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1J7AcqQqY4&)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada January 30, 2010, 06:07:40 PM
EDIT: Little shout out to Risada... though I'm guessing this is from before his time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1J7AcqQqY4& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1J7AcqQqY4&)

 :lmao

And I'm 23 here! I know what you are talking about.... I guess  :twitch

It's that lady that tries to entertain kids with lame musics, right?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 30, 2010, 06:26:50 PM
EDIT: Little shout out to Risada... though I'm guessing this is from before his time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1J7AcqQqY4& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1J7AcqQqY4&)

 :lmao

And I'm 23 here! I know what you are talking about.... I guess  :twitch

It's that lady that tries to entertain kids with lame musics, right?

Pretty much, yeah.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada January 30, 2010, 10:35:10 PM
THE POWER OF SCIENCE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x--Y9qB8I2E)

Catgirl WINS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEC4UKs4fw4&NR=1)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 31, 2010, 12:49:08 AM
THE POWER OF SCIENCE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x--Y9qB8I2E)

Catgirl WINS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEC4UKs4fw4&NR=1)
Blazblue just makes my day.

Hey, if anyone wants to know, my alias is the same on PSN. I also have a Brazillian one - 7KizuNoOtoko.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 31, 2010, 11:12:31 AM
I wasn't paying much attention to BlazBlue before, but now I've just seen BANG, BANG BANG BANG! BANG NO DAMASHII! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPKrHse0KY)

Must. Find. Game.


Something else for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ) - Noel Vermillion's VA (http://www.youtube.com/user/ValliereVee) has it favourited. :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 31, 2010, 12:15:42 PM
I wasn't paying much attention to BlazBlue before, but now I've just seen BANG, BANG BANG BANG! BANG NO DAMASHII! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPKrHse0KY)

Must. Find. Game.


Something else for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ) - Noel Vermillion's VA (http://www.youtube.com/user/ValliereVee) has it favourited. :p

 :lol Figured you'd like it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada February 01, 2010, 06:38:08 AM
I wasn't paying much attention to BlazBlue before, but now I've just seen BANG, BANG BANG BANG! BANG NO DAMASHII! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPKrHse0KY)

Must. Find. Game.

Would expect no less from Bang.... converting all kinds of people into Blazblue with his manliness  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 01, 2010, 08:39:42 AM
I wasn't paying much attention to BlazBlue before, but now I've just seen BANG, BANG BANG BANG! BANG NO DAMASHII! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPKrHse0KY)

Must. Find. Game.

Would expect no less from Bang.... converting all kinds of people into Blazblue with his manliness  :lol

You'd expect Litchi to have a similar effect... for entirely different reasons.

Spoilers ahead
[spoiler]And Hakumen, once you learn who he REALLY is.[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 February 01, 2010, 12:59:29 PM
Bang reminds me of RoSHIaKI from Battle Moon Wars.

For those not familiar with Tsukihime, Roa is a reincarnating vampire who can destroy lifeforce and refuses to button his shirt, while SHIKI is an insane guy who has the powers of enduring injuries about as well as the Black Knight and manipulating his own blood. Plus they're actually the same guy - in some routes Roa's spirit takes over SHIKI's body and in others it doesn't.

This doesn't stop both from showing up in Battle Moon Wars, and then fusing into... a Gundam-themed ninja? What.
Attacks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxWlMrWsQvo#t=33s)
Theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQsTUwo-CDI)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan February 01, 2010, 01:05:55 PM
I wasn't paying much attention to BlazBlue before, but now I've just seen BANG, BANG BANG BANG! BANG NO DAMASHII! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPKrHse0KY)

Must. Find. Game.


Something else for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ) - Noel Vermillion's VA (http://www.youtube.com/user/ValliereVee) has it favourited. :p


Can't...breath! Too... funny...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie February 01, 2010, 01:30:54 PM
Bang reminds me of RoSHIaKI from Battle Moon Wars.

For those not familiar with Tsukihime, Roa is a reincarnating vampire who can destroy lifeforce and refuses to button his shirt, while SHIKI is an insane guy who has the powers of enduring injuries about as well as the Black Knight and manipulating his own blood. Plus they're actually the same guy - in some routes Roa's spirit takes over SHIKI's body and in others it doesn't.

This doesn't stop both from showing up in Battle Moon Wars, and then fusing into... a Gundam-themed ninja? What.
Attacks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxWlMrWsQvo#t=33s)
Theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQsTUwo-CDI)
Satsuki whacking Shirou is a good bit more hilarious.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 01, 2010, 03:27:22 PM
Bang reminds me of RoSHIaKI from Battle Moon Wars.

For those not familiar with Tsukihime, Roa is a reincarnating vampire who can destroy lifeforce and refuses to button his shirt, while SHIKI is an insane guy who has the powers of enduring injuries about as well as the Black Knight and manipulating his own blood. Plus they're actually the same guy - in some routes Roa's spirit takes over SHIKI's body and in others it doesn't.

This doesn't stop both from showing up in Battle Moon Wars, and then fusing into... a Gundam-themed ninja? What.
Attacks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxWlMrWsQvo#t=33s)
Theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQsTUwo-CDI)

What. Doesn't Shiki get to cut the lines?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 February 01, 2010, 03:44:45 PM
Satsuki whacking Shirou is a good bit more hilarious.
You'll love this then (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO7f7IV2mCU)

What. Doesn't Shiki get to cut the lines?
There are four Shikis in this game (Tohno Shiki, Nanaya Shiki, Tohno SHIKI and Ryougi Shiki) - you'll have to be more specific.

Tohno Shiki cuts the lines of death
Nanaya Shiki doesn't have Mystic Eyes, but is crazy-badass anyway
Tohno SHIKI could only cut the lines of life when he was taken over by Roa anyway
Ryougi Shiki cuts the lines of death, but better

And since that wasn't enough for some people, someone hacked in "Shikiller" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7SMyt4dogU) as well.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY February 01, 2010, 04:07:08 PM
Australia bans flat-chested porn, female ejaculation (http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/millions-of-extra-sites-to-be-censorsed-as-australian-gov-bans-small-breasts-female-ejaculation/)

I suppose they'd do what the porn industry always does...time to increase types of fetishes.
That's pretty damned funny, right there.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 01, 2010, 06:04:11 PM
Satsuki whacking Shirou is a good bit more hilarious.
You'll love this then (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO7f7IV2mCU)

What. Doesn't Shiki get to cut the lines?
There are four Shikis in this game (Tohno Shiki, Nanaya Shiki, Tohno SHIKI and Ryougi Shiki) - you'll have to be more specific.

Tohno Shiki cuts the lines of death
Nanaya Shiki doesn't have Mystic Eyes, but is crazy-badass anyway
Tohno SHIKI could only cut the lines of life when he was taken over by Roa anyway
Ryougi Shiki cuts the lines of death, but better

And since that wasn't enough for some people, someone hacked in "Shikiller" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7SMyt4dogU) as well.

That makes little sense to me... but then again I only watched the anime.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad February 01, 2010, 07:51:53 PM
Australia bans flat-chested porn, female ejaculation (http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/millions-of-extra-sites-to-be-censorsed-as-australian-gov-bans-small-breasts-female-ejaculation/)

I suppose they'd do what the porn industry always does...time to increase types of fetishes.
That's pretty damned funny, right there.
Funny in a pathetic way. I mean, look at their reasoning:
"Flat/small chested women simulate children/underage"
"female ejaculation is disgusting"

Wow aussies, just, wow.

First, legal models portraying underage characters shouldn't be illegal, because it theoretically provides an outlet which keeps children safe (I don't know of any studies, so it's theoretical at this point"

Second, Not everyone into flat/small chests is into kids, some people just like tits regardless of size.

Third, just because something's disgusting is no reason to ban it, and even if it is, why the fuck are you starting with female ejaculation, as opposed to the various fetishes centered on human waste products?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: MyndBulletz February 01, 2010, 09:02:37 PM
 :clap
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 February 01, 2010, 09:14:57 PM
That makes little sense to me... but then again I only watched the anime.
What are you talking about? There is no Tsukihime anime.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 01, 2010, 09:23:55 PM
That makes little sense to me... but then again I only watched the anime.
What are you talking about? There is no Tsukihime anime.

 :twitch  Dude, Shingetsutan Tsukihime. 23 episodes. Watched it clear as day!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 February 01, 2010, 09:52:53 PM
That makes little sense to me... but then again I only watched the anime.
What are you talking about? There is no Tsukihime anime.

 :twitch  Dude, Shingetsutan Tsukihime. 23 episodes. Watched it clear as day!
Sorry, you must be mistaken. There is no Tsukihime anime.
This is a meme. However, it exists for good reason. The anime was about as faithful to the source material as the Eragon movie. Less, probably. For more detail see http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsukihime
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie February 01, 2010, 10:02:59 PM
What. Doesn't Shiki get to cut the lines?
There are four Shikis in this game (Tohno Shiki, Nanaya Shiki, Tohno SHIKI and Ryougi Shiki) - you'll have to be more specific.

Tohno Shiki cuts the lines of death
Nanaya Shiki doesn't have Mystic Eyes, but is crazy-badass anyway
Tohno SHIKI could only cut the lines of life when he was taken over by Roa anyway
Ryougi Shiki cuts the lines of death, but better
Nanaya Shiki is more of a personality hosted in Tohno Shiki though, and  he can do shit like running up walls using nothing but skill and momentum, defeating vampires in close combat...plus the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception that Tohno Shiki has.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 February 01, 2010, 10:12:55 PM
Nanaya Shiki is more of a personality hosted in Tohno Shiki though, and  he can do shit like running up walls using nothing but skill and momentum, defeating vampires in close combat...plus the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception that Tohno Shiki has.
Well, that depends. In Tsukihime, Nanaya is Shiki's "angry side". In Kagetsu Tohya and Melty Blood he's Shiki's nightmare of the person he would have become if he never had that accident (in Melty Blood there's a guy running around who achieved immortality by essentially turning himself into a sentient meme, and he makes this Nanaya physical). In Battle Moon Wars, he's essentially Shiki's angry side split off into another person somehow.

Only the first incarnation has Mystic Eyes, since Shiki gained them as a result of that accident. The others are just insanely skilled with knives.


Ryougi Shiki is an unrelated character from Kara no Kyoukai.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie February 01, 2010, 10:20:19 PM
The first incarnation is freakin awesome though.

And IIRC, in Kagetsu Tohya, hes still a personality of Shiki, what with the whole thing being set in a dream...the kind of dream shrooms might give you.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 February 01, 2010, 10:22:13 PM
The first incarnation is freakin awesome though.
And was omitted from the anime entirely, along with any mention of the Nanaya family and its connection to Shiki, or the maids' personalities and backstories. :fo Er, I mean... There is no Tsukihime anime.

Kuro, just read the VN. Please.
Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Tsukihime/) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 01, 2010, 11:24:28 PM
The first incarnation is freakin awesome though.
And was omitted from the anime entirely, along with any mention of the Nanaya family and its connection to Shiki, or the maids' personalities and backstories. :fo Er, I mean... There is no Tsukihime anime.

Kuro, just read the VN. Please.
Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Tsukihime/) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.

Ah, that explains a fuckton.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie February 02, 2010, 12:02:23 AM
Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Tsukihime/) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing hilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.
His censorship makes it pure gold comedy.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch February 02, 2010, 01:49:49 AM

Third, just because something's disgusting is no reason to ban it, and even if it is, why the fuck are you starting with female ejaculation, as opposed to the various fetishes centered on human waste products?

Ever have female ejaculate shoot up your nose?  It is far from pleasant.  Trust me on that one.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 February 02, 2010, 09:44:37 AM
Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Tsukihime/) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing hilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.
His censorship makes it pure gold comedy.
Comedy? I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw February 02, 2010, 11:48:27 AM

Third, just because something's disgusting is no reason to ban it, and even if it is, why the fuck are you starting with female ejaculation, as opposed to the various fetishes centered on human waste products?

Ever have female ejaculate shoot up your nose?  It is far from pleasant.  Trust me on that one.

But then again, that goes for most fluids shot up your nose...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan February 02, 2010, 12:25:12 PM
The actor who played Zed in MIB got arrested the other day. I find the irony amusing.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch February 02, 2010, 12:35:23 PM

Third, just because something's disgusting is no reason to ban it, and even if it is, why the fuck are you starting with female ejaculation, as opposed to the various fetishes centered on human waste products?

Ever have female ejaculate shoot up your nose?  It is far from pleasant.  Trust me on that one.

But then again, that goes for most fluids shot up your nose...

Quite true.  I think I would have been more upset had it been urine or liquid feces or vomit.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie February 02, 2010, 09:52:31 PM
Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Tsukihime/) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing hilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.
His censorship makes it pure gold comedy.
Comedy? I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE.
I nearly did myself an injury laughing when I hit those.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial February 02, 2010, 10:31:46 PM
Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Tsukihime/) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing hilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.
His censorship makes it pure gold comedy.
Comedy? I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE.
I nearly did myself an injury laughing when I hit those.

I threw up a little in my mouth. Yeah, I laughed, but now I won't be able to look at candy, bread, cereal, or cookies for a good while.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie February 03, 2010, 01:36:02 PM
You forgot the toys.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam February 05, 2010, 05:24:39 AM
[spoiler](http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129084723908442914.jpg)[/spoiler]

The fact that this pic actually says that the sale has come to an end
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie February 07, 2010, 10:58:26 AM
Thats a really funny looking dance there (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zp3fUsb29w)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch February 08, 2010, 12:40:14 AM
Something to commemorate today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd2SYT4L7xQ
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam February 08, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
Something to commemorate today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd2SYT4L7xQ

To quote Graham from LoadingReadyRun:

What you Americans call football the rest of the world call "rugby played by pansies in armour"


Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m4nLc-trRM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m4nLc-trRM)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Archmage Joda February 09, 2010, 08:02:59 PM
[spoiler](http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3659/quinntheeskimo.jpg)[/spoiler]

This cracked me up when I first saw it. Although, to be fair, everyone else that's seen it finds it disturbing instead...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu February 10, 2010, 01:52:16 AM
http://theoatmeal.com/story/octopus
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada February 10, 2010, 10:23:07 AM
How to beat a thief, schoolgirl style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T11o3JWausQ)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 10, 2010, 11:17:31 AM
How to beat a thief, schoolgirl style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T11o3JWausQ)

I don't even need to click the link to know what it holds.  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada February 10, 2010, 11:36:47 AM
What is a man? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_B-0deoRfg&feature=related)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY February 10, 2010, 11:38:48 AM
[spoiler](http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3659/quinntheeskimo.jpg)[/spoiler]

This cracked me up when I first saw it. Although, to be fair, everyone else that's seen it finds it disturbing instead...
lol, love the spiked shoulder pads! Looks like a GWAR reject.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam February 10, 2010, 05:14:37 PM
The Muppet's singing Bohemian Rhapsody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY&feature=rec-fresh+div-r-5-HM)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu February 11, 2010, 05:11:28 AM
My bosses bosses boss is now my bosses assistant...O_o
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern February 11, 2010, 09:33:33 PM
[spoiler](http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129084723908442914.jpg)[/spoiler]

The fact that this pic actually says that the sale has come to an end
Why is the last letter of 'rea' an 'ĺ'? Yeah, I know this does not deal with the original joke.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw February 13, 2010, 01:12:22 PM
http://www.antichristidentity.com/The-Antichrist.htm (http://www.antichristidentity.com/The-Antichrist.htm)


Yeah, kinda sad really, but also pretty damn hilarious :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 13, 2010, 02:03:55 PM
More on the sad part, really.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie February 18, 2010, 12:04:21 PM
Sequel to the Aussies banning flat chests and female ejaculation
Anon declares war[NSFW] (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Titstorm)
The repercussions of this censorship of a natural body type on the psyche of Australian women cannot be understated, but this is not Anonymous' concern. The Australian Government will learn that one does not mess with our porn. No one messes with our access to perfectly legal (or illegal) content for any reason.
Porn, srs bzns.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 18, 2010, 02:23:54 PM
Robert Pattinson: not a major pussy, just allergic to them. (NSFW) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/13/robert-pattinson-im-aller_n_461448.html)

EDIT: Sorry, forgot which article I was linking from.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY February 18, 2010, 02:32:33 PM
Robert Pattinson: not a major pussy, just allergic to them. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/13/robert-pattinson-im-aller_n_461448.html)
WTF... how about a NSFW tag on that?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam February 18, 2010, 06:57:26 PM
[spoiler](http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129084723908442914.jpg)[/spoiler]

The fact that this pic actually says that the sale has come to an end
Why is the last letter of 'rea' an 'ĺ'? Yeah, I know this does not deal with the original joke.

I have two theories, it could be a case of bad design or it is from the store "Ĺhlens".
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu February 19, 2010, 07:50:05 AM
http://www.exlibrismortis.org/ExLibrisnewSistersArmy.html
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 19, 2010, 10:16:32 AM
http://www.exlibrismortis.org/ExLibrisnewSistersArmy.html

As usual, The Mouthless One devours one more set of souls.

I wonder how long till she gets to the WoW fanbase? She'll starve.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan February 19, 2010, 01:21:29 PM
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/049/e/a/Jumping_Elephant_by_wwjwd.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 19, 2010, 02:40:51 PM
So there's a bunch of assholes who occasionally call here and say nothing. Par for the course, it's been like this ever since before I was born (they're basically threat calls). One of them called today. Soon as I realized what it was about, here's what I replied.

"Morticians Mama's Boy, your death is our joy! Please make sure to keep our 'animals deserve caskets too' special in mind. Two bitches for the price of one!"

When the guy was about to say something, I hung up.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu February 19, 2010, 09:56:39 PM
Wait till he calls again and pretend to be a chld answering the phone.  When it's obviously him say "Hey your that mouthbreather aren't you?  Dude your mom is hawt.  If she we're an unmarried pedophile I'd ride that ass like a camel."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu February 19, 2010, 09:58:21 PM
http://www.shadyurl.com/

http://dvice.com/archives/2010/02/russian-strap-o.php

the second link isnt what you're thinking
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw February 19, 2010, 10:28:07 PM
Wait till he calls again and pretend to be a chld answering the phone.  When it's obviously him say "Hey your that mouthbreather aren't you?  Dude your mom is hawt.  If she we're an unmarried pedophile I'd ride that ass like a camel."
You truly have a talent for being disturbing, uncle kitteh :)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie February 19, 2010, 11:45:53 PM
That thar is a nice car strap on.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu February 20, 2010, 01:43:26 AM
Wait till he calls again and pretend to be a chld answering the phone.  When it's obviously him say "Hey your that mouthbreather aren't you?  Dude your mom is hawt.  If she we're an unmarried pedophile I'd ride that ass like a camel."
You truly have a talent for being disturbing, uncle kitteh :)

Disturbing is always best when wishing to have fun at the expense of prank callers.  Or sales people.  Or anyone else fro that matter...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 20, 2010, 01:44:49 AM
Someone type www.satan.com.

Go on. I dare you.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada February 20, 2010, 02:58:59 PM
Someone type www.satan.com.

Go on. I dare you.

Lame  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu February 20, 2010, 09:09:33 PM
Could one of us  get the rights to Christian.com or something similarly named and make it a nun porn site?  :smirk
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita February 20, 2010, 09:15:47 PM
Could one of us  get the rights to Christian.com or something similarly named and make it a nun porn site?  :smirk
Not offensive enough. Better ask /b/ for ideas. :smirk
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 February 20, 2010, 11:08:23 PM
Someone type www.satan.com.

Go on. I dare you.

Lame  :lmao
This must be proof that they are evil.

...well, it already makes more sense than "D&D is evil"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan February 21, 2010, 12:47:45 AM
Someone type www.satan.com.

Go on. I dare you.

Lame  :lmao
This must be proof that they are evil.

...well, it already makes more sense than "D&D is evil"

Its more immature and impractical than evil.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu February 21, 2010, 03:22:46 AM
Could one of us  get the rights to Christian.com or something similarly named and make it a nun porn site?  :smirk
Not offensive enough. Better ask /b/ for ideas. :smirk
I havent said what the nuns would be doing yet... :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu February 25, 2010, 06:35:09 AM
http://www.shadyurl.com/

using the boards here as an example: http://5z8.info/girlsgonewildpart1.wmv_q3a8i_warez
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu February 26, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
from www.nydailynews. com - The strip club mainstay pole dancing - known as much for its sensual moves as its rigorous athletic side - may be headed for the Olympics.

A group of pole-dance advocates is hoping for a "test" event in 2012 and a more formal pitch four years after that, in Rio de Janeiro, according to The Associated Press.

KT Coates, a prominent pole dancer in England and director of Vertical Dance, is leading the Olympic push.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 26, 2010, 11:38:52 PM
Yay for another sport my country can get the gold in.  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu February 26, 2010, 11:51:51 PM
There are some pole dancers who think pole dancing would lose hte sensual side if it became an olympic sport and just become about gymnastics, because gymnasts could pick it up easy.

Which means you'd see 12 year old chinese girls doing it.

Ew...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir February 28, 2010, 02:13:42 PM
I just found the greatest review of Complete Arcane (http://www.amazon.com/review/R5PA36GMZ0VE9) ever. Highlight: Sublime Chord is a great prestige class, but Warmage is way too broken.

Hopefully that doesn't fall under the unallowed bashing rules.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 February 28, 2010, 04:16:53 PM
Highlight: Sublime Chord is a great prestige class, but Warmage is way too broken.
Don't be ridiculous, the warmage is fine. It's the wagmage that is broken.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita February 28, 2010, 04:25:19 PM
Highlight: Sublime Chord is a great prestige class, but Warmage is way too broken.
Don't be ridiculous, the warmage is fine. It's the wagmage that is broken.
How bad can it be? It doesn't even get a familiar. You need to spend a feat to get one.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 28, 2010, 05:24:59 PM
Oh dear lord, add a PrC called N in it and suddenly he's the WANGMAGE!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam February 28, 2010, 05:44:06 PM
Weapon and Armour proficiency: All Wangmage's are proficient with the dildo.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 28, 2010, 06:07:57 PM
Weapon and Armour proficiency: All Wangmage's are proficient with the dildo.

And bondage harnesses?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam February 28, 2010, 07:35:24 PM
Weapon and Armour proficiency: All Wangmage's are proficient with the dildo.

And bondage harnesses?

Sure, why not.

Bondage proficiency: Strap-on: At level 2 the Wangmage can use the strap-on without inducing the 10' movement penalty as well as cast spells that involve somatic components from the hip-area.

Stallion (Ex) At 4th level the Wangmage gains a +5 bonus on "Ride" checks as well as the ability to take 20 as long as are wearing noting more than light armour. This bonus does not apply if a threatened situation lacks a security-word.

Wangmages in the world
[/b]
Up until now I  thought "Cast Iron Dick" to be some obscure spell from Book of Erotic Fantasy, not the wand storing the spell!
- Jillian Pureheart, human monk
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken February 28, 2010, 09:56:30 PM
 :lmao

Good god, that deserves a thread all its own.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir February 28, 2010, 10:54:45 PM
What have I done.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 01, 2010, 01:03:35 AM
Not any worse than this. Warning, NSFW.

[spoiler](http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/1261956387186.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie March 01, 2010, 01:24:27 AM
Well, you should see the japanese versions...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 01, 2010, 01:27:29 AM
Well, you should see the japanese versions...

Naruto instead of WoW?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu March 01, 2010, 06:08:19 AM
Not any worse than this. Warning, NSFW.

There's a similar pic that lists a similar device and under the customers also bought line are other sex toys and the Joe the Plumber book.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch March 01, 2010, 11:24:46 AM
I don't think that's accurate.  I own a fleshlight, and I don't really like WoW that much. 
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 01, 2010, 12:03:56 PM
I don't think that's accurate.  I own a fleshlight, and I don't really like WoW that much. 

Come on Count, I'm sure you get what the joke is about.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: CountArioch March 01, 2010, 12:22:25 PM
I do.  I did in fact play that game for a period of time.  The game seems designed to make nerds horny.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 01, 2010, 12:39:34 PM
I more referred to the fact that the entire game is practically an exercise in masturbating a mouse, but I guess you got my point.  :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie March 01, 2010, 02:29:02 PM
Well, you should see the japanese versions...

Naruto instead of WoW?
Little girl themed fleshlights.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 01, 2010, 03:17:37 PM
Well, you should see the japanese versions...

Naruto instead of WoW?
Little girl themed fleshlights.

Meh, that's par for the course with the Japanese.

Even a Hello Kitty fleshlight wouldn't so much as faze me.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie March 02, 2010, 03:15:17 AM
Well, I know theres Hello Kitty dildos out there, so presumably it works both ways.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu March 02, 2010, 03:39:46 AM
Well, I know theres Hello Kitty dildos out there, so presumably it works both ways.

how many people have the nuts to buy one of those though?

even off the net?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie March 02, 2010, 05:42:34 AM
Knowing Japan?
More than enough to sustain a small but thriving market.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu March 02, 2010, 05:45:56 AM
Knowing Japan?
More than enough to sustain a small but thriving market.

Yeah but I meant in the US?  :smirk

"Good evening sir! That's two bottles of Astroglide, Busty Women from Mars, and..."

"Dude seriously we stock these as a joke"

 :devil

"I'd rather you didn't look at me that way sir..."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims March 02, 2010, 08:30:39 AM
My parents bought my sister one as a joke for her 16th birthday.

Wrapped it with all the other presents and she opened it up in front of all of her friends.

I love my parents.  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 02, 2010, 08:55:50 AM
My parents bought my sister one as a joke for her 16th birthday.

Wrapped it with all the other presents and she opened it up in front of all of her friends.

I love my parents.  :lmao

Wait. Fleshlight or vibrator?  :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims March 02, 2010, 09:12:44 AM
My parents bought my sister one as a joke for her 16th birthday.

Wrapped it with all the other presents and she opened it up in front of all of her friends.

I love my parents.  :lmao

Wait. Fleshlight or vibrator?  :P

Hello Kitty vibrator.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie March 02, 2010, 09:57:02 AM
My parents bought my sister one as a joke for her 16th birthday.

Wrapped it with all the other presents and she opened it up in front of all of her friends.

I love my parents.  :lmao

Wait. Fleshlight or vibrator?  :P

Hello Kitty vibrator.
Those be some seriously fucking awesome parents.

More lulz, less risque
Winner of €10,000 Ryanair scratch card eats winning ticket
Passengers asked to vote for which charity should receive this €10,000 prize
 
Ryanair, the world’s favourite airline, today (26th Feb) confirmed that the winner of a €10,000 Ryanair scratch card, on Thursday’s FR1724 flight from Krakow to East Midlands, ate the €10,000 winning ticket after crew confirmed he had won the €10,000 prize.
 
When the delighted crew congratulated the winner and advised him how to claim his prize he apparently became upset that Ryanair’s cabin crew could not pay him the €10,000 there and then on the flight. When the crew explained to him that these very large €10,000 prizes needed to be verified with, and collected directly from, the scratch card company the prize winner became angry and decided to digest his win – literally!
 
Since this €10,000 prize will now go unclaimed Ryanair and Brand Force, the scratch card company, have decided to offer the cash to charity and have asked Ryanair passengers to vote on www.ryanair.com (until Fri 5th Mar) for which type of charity Ryanair should donate the €10,000 prize to, from the following list:
 
 
1.      An Anger Management Charity
2.      An Eating Disorder Charity
3.      A Gamblers Charity
4.      A Disruptive Children’s Charity
5.      A Mental Health Charity

Full results of this ‘angry’ poll will be announced on Friday 5th March.
 
Ryanair’s Stephen McNamara said,
 
“In the last two year’s Ryanair’s scratch cards have given away 10 cars, over €300,000 in cash prizes and over 100,000 flight vouchers. Passengers have always been delighted to claim their large cash prizes after returning home. Unfortunately our latest winner felt that we should have his €10,000 prize kicking around on the aircraft.
 
Yesterday’s events prove that while Ryanair’s scratch cards offer large cash prizes they clearly taste great too! Crew tried to stop the air Gourmet Scratch Card eater by offering him one of our great tasting sandwiches, pizzas or snacks instead, but clearly he had much more expensive tastes!
 
Ryanair is now asking passengers to vote on which type of charity Ryanair should donate the €10,000 prize money to with one charity from anger management, eating and digestive disorders to disruptive children’s and  mental health charities now set to benefit from a real meal ticket!”
Source (http://www.ryanair.com/en/news/winner-of-10000-euro-ryanair-scratch-card-eats-winning-ticket)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada March 03, 2010, 10:39:45 AM
...Don't we need to make a new thread for this? Like, since 2 or 3 pages ago?

Anyway...

I LOL'ed. Hard. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxqkQPl4ThM&feature=related)

And for those into it, look for the other programs as well. They're awesome  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 March 03, 2010, 02:39:14 PM
I LOL'ed. Hard. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxqkQPl4ThM&feature=related)

And for those into it, look for the other programs as well. They're awesome  :D
I've already seen the one where Kyon Ragna Tomozaku Sugita keeps shouting "HARDCORE! HARDCORE!" at random intervals. :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 03, 2010, 03:58:20 PM
Brazillian president, Lula, is talking to the African president about stuff the Russians left behind for them.

"Oh, we learned a lot from the russians. Thanks to them, we have nuclear power plants, vodka, and russian roulette."

Lula frowns. "Russian Roulette is so risky..."

"I know! That's why we invented African Roulette. Wanna play?"

"I don't know. How is it explained?"

The African president claps his hands and six gorgeous, naked women come in wiggling their butts arounds.

"Choose one of them to fellate you."

"That's WAY better than Russian Roulette!"

"Just so you know, one of them is a cannibal."

In my version of the joke? All of them are.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita March 03, 2010, 04:02:50 PM
Is it weird that I found the funniest part to be that Lula's only objection to russian roulette seems to be that's it's risky?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 03, 2010, 05:22:04 PM
Is it weird that I found the funniest part to be that Lula's only objection to russian roulette seems to be that's it's risky?

Considering what an incompetent president he is, not really.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam March 03, 2010, 06:22:14 PM
I'll simply have to find a reason to tell that joke to my friends tomorrow...

A favourite of mine

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[Spoiler]Fish  :drums[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork March 03, 2010, 06:53:08 PM
Pfft.  You want jokes?

What's brown and sticky?
[spoiler]
A stick.
[/spoiler]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
[spoiler]
A fsh.
[/spoiler]

I can't remember any more.   :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita March 03, 2010, 06:55:54 PM
Let's jump off the slope into Dead Baby Comedy territory, shall we?

What's worse than seven babies in a garbage can?
[spoiler]One baby in seven garbage cans.[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan March 03, 2010, 06:57:34 PM
Pfft.  You want jokes?

What's brown and sticky?
[spoiler]
A stick.
[/spoiler]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
[spoiler]
A fsh.
[/spoiler]

I can't remember any more.   :P

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

[spoiler]A pilot, you racist.[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork March 03, 2010, 06:58:07 PM
Woo, dead baby jokes.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
[spoiler]
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam March 04, 2010, 03:42:52 AM
What is the difference between a dead baby and a mailbox?

[Spoiler]If you had to click this box I am so not sending you with any letters [/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 04, 2010, 08:19:08 AM
What is the difference between a lighter and an asshole?

[spoiler]If you don't know, you might wanna learn soon. Otherwise you'll offer your asshole the next time someone asks for a light![/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac March 04, 2010, 09:04:24 AM
What is the difference between a lighter and an asshole?

[spoiler]If you don't know, you might wanna learn soon. Otherwise you'll offer your asshole the next time someone asks for a light![/spoiler]
and your point would be?  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 04, 2010, 12:03:19 PM
What is the difference between a lighter and an asshole?

[spoiler]If you don't know, you might wanna learn soon. Otherwise you'll offer your asshole the next time someone asks for a light![/spoiler]
and your point would be?  :D

That the original joke sounds better in Portuguese.
[spoiler]There's a double-meaning in that the original joke uses the verb give instead. In Portuguese, to give one's asshole equates soliciting sodomy.[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac March 05, 2010, 01:19:57 AM
What is the difference between a lighter and an asshole?

[spoiler]If you don't know, you might wanna learn soon. Otherwise you'll offer your asshole the next time someone asks for a light![/spoiler]
and your point would be?  :D

That the original joke sounds better in Portuguese.
[spoiler]There's a double-meaning in that the original joke uses the verb give instead. In Portuguese, to give one's asshole equates soliciting sodomy.[/spoiler]
Oh, never mind.  I had pictured something more like this:
other guy: "hey, you got a light?"
me: "sure" *puts ass in face*
other guy: "hey what are you doing?"
me: *rips a horrendous fart* "there you go" :D
(kind of a play on the old Steve Martin bit about sitting on a plane when the guy next to you asks if you mind if he smokes, and you reply with asking if he minds if you fart)

but, I guess I got it all wrong  :(
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Banor March 05, 2010, 02:44:45 AM
What is the difference between Acne and a Catholic Priest?
[spoiler]Acne wait till you're 13 to come in your face[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita March 05, 2010, 05:09:52 PM
For a research project, three chimpanzees are given into the care of different persons for a year to see what they'll learn - one to a physicist, one to a visual artist, and one to a film director. After one year they're all gathered in a room and each given a coconut. The chimpanzee that was with the physicist grabs a calculator, throws the coconut against a wall, and starts calculating its momentum. The artist ape shatters its coconut and builds a sculpture out of it. The director's chimpanzee grinds its coconut into fine dust, snorts it, bangs the other two, then stands in the middle of the room and shouts, "I can't work like this!"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Archmage Joda March 07, 2010, 08:18:06 PM
[spoiler](http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3659/quinntheeskimo.jpg)[/spoiler]

This cracked me up when I first saw it. Although, to be fair, everyone else that's seen it finds it disturbing instead...
[spoiler](http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8941/christhepaladin.jpg)[/spoiler]

This one also makes me laugh, as the archnemesis of the above...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 07, 2010, 08:21:25 PM
Ho. Lee. Crap.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona March 07, 2010, 10:52:55 PM
http://pbh3.tumblr.com/post/432012172/best-divorce-letter-ever
(http://imgur.com/Js1uq.jpg)    :twitch    :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan March 07, 2010, 11:51:13 PM
Not as funny as the above, but this is going on my to-do list.


(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/halolz-dot-com-segalockontechnology.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 08, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
As someone who has owned at least three of those, I can tell that at the VERY least one of them is fake. Or at least not locked into the right place. Also, Sonic & Knuckles is locked into itself.

(And really, who'd need a Game Genie for Sonic 3 & Knuckles? The games hard but not THAT hard!)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad March 08, 2010, 02:56:31 AM
from a XKCD Forum thread on Fast Food Hacking and Secret Menu Items:
: Jorpho
: Random832
The McSurfAndTurf - adding a beef patty (generally sourced from a mcdouble so the remains can still reasonably be eaten) to a Filet-O-Fish is surprisingly good.
I'd only heard of the McGangBang - a Junior McChicken stuffed between the two patties of a Double Cheeseburger.  It feels more decadent somehow.
emphasis mine...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam March 08, 2010, 05:12:37 PM
A few friends and I talked about making  a parody on classic nature films with the ferocious Polar Wolverine as the theme earlier today. Ten minutes ago one of them sent me this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5_4YbXojM8).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan March 10, 2010, 03:21:11 PM
http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/09/hoboken/ (http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/09/hoboken/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac March 11, 2010, 05:50:39 AM
art imitating reality (or vise-versa):
[spoiler]
(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/chris-kemp.jpg)
(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/hernanes.jpg)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/5/128966479367587053.jpg)
[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu March 12, 2010, 08:34:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8&feature=player_embedded
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie March 13, 2010, 07:28:18 AM
Trippy teddies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8&feature=player_embedded)
So thats what a good trip feels like.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Havok4 March 14, 2010, 11:46:06 PM
I just got to see this (http://www.bryantlakebowl.com/calendar/shows/macbeth-video-game-remix). And it was hilarious. One of the writers has also written a play called THAC0.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Hijax March 16, 2010, 11:47:25 AM
[spoiler]http://pbh3.tumblr.com/post/432012172/best-divorce-letter-ever
(http://imgur.com/Js1uq.jpg)    :twitch    :lol[/spoiler]

this is win.
 :lmao (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BmNOq1KQms)
click the smiley
EDIT: more hilarious version here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o97EybW6s7o&feature=related)

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu March 16, 2010, 12:04:38 PM
http://xkcd.com/714/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 16, 2010, 12:51:57 PM
http://xkcd.com/714/

Plus fucking one. With tentacles.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Hijax March 16, 2010, 04:20:47 PM
(http://brainsonfire.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/this-sign-has-sharp-edges1.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan March 17, 2010, 04:17:05 PM
http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/15/heartgold-i-will-put-you-in-my-pants/ (http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/15/heartgold-i-will-put-you-in-my-pants/)


 :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam March 17, 2010, 06:42:12 PM
[spoiler](http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/funny-facebook-sams-daddy.png?w=534&h=441)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 17, 2010, 06:47:09 PM
http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/15/heartgold-i-will-put-you-in-my-pants/ (http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/15/heartgold-i-will-put-you-in-my-pants/)


 :lmao

Fun, but like a 16-year-old asian virgin, I can top it. http://www.halolz.com/category/awkward-moments/ (http://www.halolz.com/category/awkward-moments/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu March 18, 2010, 12:13:01 PM
http://www.pvponline.com/2010/03/17/4eplay/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad March 18, 2010, 12:52:32 PM
Is the PvP guy in the dress shirt and tie supposed to look like a chipmunk?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu March 19, 2010, 01:02:09 PM
I dunno but it looks like this was more than a one strip joke

http://www.pvponline.com/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac March 19, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
guys, you REALLY need to check-out the actual table (http://www.geekchichq.com/Co_Store/The_Showroom/The_Sultan/The_Sultan.html) -- too rich for my pocketbook, but not forever.

Time to start saving (I've built my own, but it doesn't even compare).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 19, 2010, 10:16:00 PM
guys, you REALLY need to check-out the actual table (http://www.geekchichq.com/Co_Store/The_Showroom/The_Sultan/The_Sultan.html) -- too rich for my pocketbook, but not forever.

Time to start saving (I've built my own, but it doesn't even compare).

This is fucking awesome.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Havok4 March 19, 2010, 10:28:04 PM
guys, you REALLY need to check-out the actual table (http://www.geekchichq.com/Co_Store/The_Showroom/The_Sultan/The_Sultan.html) -- too rich for my pocketbook, but not forever.

Time to start saving (I've built my own, but it doesn't even compare).

This is fucking awesome.
I have never regretted being a college student more then when I saw those tables.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad March 20, 2010, 01:05:02 AM
can accommodate 6 - 10
Finally, orgies can get off the ground.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan March 20, 2010, 02:17:34 AM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/halolz-dot-com-link-deathbycuckoo-cosplay.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie March 24, 2010, 02:21:39 PM
Epic Sports Festival (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucrx8oISkKw&fmt=18)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 24, 2010, 03:35:21 PM
Epic Sports Festival (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucrx8oISkKw&fmt=18)

Ah, Japan. It will never cease to entertain me.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Dragon Snack March 24, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
from a XKCD Forum thread on Fast Food Hacking and Secret Menu Items:
: Jorpho
: Random832
The McSurfAndTurf - adding a beef patty (generally sourced from a mcdouble so the remains can still reasonably be eaten) to a Filet-O-Fish is surprisingly good.
I'd only heard of the McGangBang - a Junior McChicken stuffed between the two patties of a Double Cheeseburger.  It feels more decadent somehow.
emphasis mine...
I had some customers who used to make these at my store (actually they ordered them enough that some employee's would make their McGB's for them).  They are also surprisingly good, especially with barbecue sauce.  I had to put the kibosh on the name though since it's not very family friendly, then suddenly people stopped getting them...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan March 24, 2010, 08:01:17 PM
Speaking of wierd names, how about the name of this manga? (http://www.onemanga.com/The_Lucifer_and_Biscuit_Hammer/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu March 29, 2010, 02:24:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLk5nXnLzxw&feature=pyv&ad=3001199588&kw=midget&gclid=CL3Kw_Wu3qACFUdd5QodARhMDg
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan March 30, 2010, 01:27:32 AM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/halolz-dot-com-madden-nfl-t800.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 30, 2010, 01:52:15 AM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/halolz-dot-com-madden-nfl-t800.jpg)
Now THERE's a Football game I could stomach to buy.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie March 30, 2010, 02:15:17 AM
Saturn's moon looks like the Death Star AND Pac-Man (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8594101.stm)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu March 30, 2010, 01:57:08 PM
RIcky Martin just announced he's gay.  As if the world didn't already know...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken March 30, 2010, 05:55:05 PM
RIcky Martin just announced he's gay.  As if the world didn't already know...

Old news is old.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Havok4 March 30, 2010, 10:11:57 PM
Saturn's moon looks like the Death Star AND Pac-Man (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8594101.stm)

Well the universe never ceases to amaze.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu April 02, 2010, 02:58:51 PM
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9980453

for wotmaniac
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona April 02, 2010, 03:16:48 PM
(http://www.gstatic.com/popgadget/images/YzQ3NGQ4NzRhZjE4ODc5Yw-lg.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac April 02, 2010, 03:39:32 PM
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9980453

for wotmaniac
THAT IS AWESOME!!!
thanks dude.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac April 02, 2010, 04:11:46 PM
(http://208.116.9.205/10/content/8628/1.jpg)

I'm only about 200#; but damn, that looks comfy.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie April 02, 2010, 06:09:32 PM
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3223/959c61d31515b23429fb2a3.jpg)
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7358/7ff5f1864f262f3c28bef49.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu April 02, 2010, 08:37:03 PM
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9980453

for wotmaniac
THAT IS AWESOME!!!
thanks dude.

no problem  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial April 02, 2010, 11:38:41 PM
veekie: Dwarf Fortress?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie April 03, 2010, 03:42:35 AM
New version, some of the randomly generated critters are more insane awesome than ever.

: SomethingAwful Dwarf Fortress Thread
Adamantine! I've struck Adamantine! Wow,  it was inside the sea of magma, a twisting, warped pillar of gleaming adamantine. The thing is there's this new type of rock called "semi-molten rock" you can't dig through at all. The whole bottom of the magma sea is coated with it, so I haven't been able to dig below the bottom of the magma sea anywhere... and then I got a crazy wonderful idea. Dig down through the pillar of adamantine! Surely there's no semi-molten rock at the bottom of that sucker!

Shulmik was a forgotton beast. It was the only one of its kind. A gigantic humanoid composed of mud. It has four long, curving horns and it has a bloated body. Beware its poisonous gas! Shulmik was associated with torture and caverns.

Epo Washperplexes was a forgotten beast. It was the only one of its kind. A huge squirrel twisted into humanoid form with external ribs. It has a gaunt appearance. Its dark peachy hair is patchy. Beware its deadly blood! Epo was associated with water, treachery, and caverns.

Ametha Gorgecaves the Ripe Coast was a savanna titan. It was the only one of its kind. A gigantic rhinoceros composed of clear glass. It has wings and it moves deliberately. Beware its poisonous sting! Ametha was associated with rivers, plants, nature, and animals

Og oggon Ngathsesh "Og the Vomit of Puke"
Og the Vomit of Puke was a forgotten beast. It was the only one of its kind. A great turtle with external ribs. It has two long, spiral horns and it has a bloated body. Its chocolate scales are oval-shaped and overlapping. Beware its noxious secretions! Og was associated with water, nightmares and caverns.

Well shit the underground is deadly now. I breach a nice big cavern, build a stairway down, fortify a small area completely so my dwarves have somewhere to farm and just as the mason is finishing a troll charges out from outside the map, runs into a giant spider web, is obliterated by the giant spider and five minutes later I notice the giant spider itself is now in about five hundred bits spread across pretty much the entire visible area.

Guys, guys, I found a great underground sea.
IT'S ON TOP OF A GREAT MAGMA SEA.
I plan on draining one into the other, how do I record!?
Edit: I think I found out how, but this could be great.
i plan on draining the sea on top of an adamantine pillar, turning its surroundings into obsidian so that I can mine out the whole thing.

Tunneling through three underground ecosystems, each more terrifying than the last, I came across a magma sea. Spears of Adamantine stood out in this boiling ocean. Of course, I built a bridge over there and started harvesting the precious metal.
One tap and I found that the spears were hollow. Inside was a deep shaft, and far, far below was a boiling swarm of horrifying monsters. All of them looked up, and started flying.
Moments later the fortress was a burning wreck, crawling with all manner of awful abominations from the underworld.
 One of the horrors was a being composed of sentient flame. It really hurt when it tried to give me hugs.

Sedme Sengoxut, "Sedme the Unholy Shafts"
Sedme the Unholy Shafts was a forgotten beast. It was the only one of its kind. An enormous one-eyed spider. It has a broad shell and it undulates rhythmically. Its lemon exoskelton is wrinkled. Beware its poisonous bite!
Sedme was associated with torture and caverns
In a time before time, Sedme began wandering the depths of the world.
SirPenguin posted:
    I was digging it until the wrinkled lemon part. What in the fuck?
Beware its refreshing zesty aroma!
I'm not sure where the line between LOL and awesome is right now

EDIT:
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7351/de60e95f91bf503d9ef5575.png)
Bowser, that you?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie April 03, 2010, 11:13:25 AM
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3944/prostitue1609042c.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken April 03, 2010, 11:58:31 AM
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3944/prostitue1609042c.jpg)

Pros are wildlife now?  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Vynar April 04, 2010, 10:16:54 PM
I am pretty sure that at some point when searching for this site google asked me if I meant brilliant gynecologist which I found somewhat amusing.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam April 06, 2010, 11:12:00 AM
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/094/f/0/Death_by_Pikachu_by_C4tspajamas.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita April 06, 2010, 11:15:26 AM
I am pretty sure that at some point when searching for this site google asked me if I meant brilliant gynecologist which I found somewhat amusing.
This post inspired me to do a Google search.

Guess what? (http://www.vitals.com/doctors/Dr_Harvey_Brilliant.html)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir April 07, 2010, 01:16:06 PM
Good choice of last name for a doctor of any kind, really.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial April 10, 2010, 12:46:19 AM
Good choice of last name for a doctor of any kind, really.

Better than the name of a local dentist, Dolores Hammer...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken April 10, 2010, 08:25:42 AM
Good choice of last name for a doctor of any kind, really.

Better than the name of a local dentist, Dolores Hammer...

My mom actually had sinus surgery done by a woman called Lourdes Martelo (her last name means Hammer). It wasn't a good job.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu April 10, 2010, 02:27:37 PM
We have a local businessman named Phuc Nguyen.  Wanna guess how its pronounced?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam April 11, 2010, 06:32:47 AM
The guy from the real-estate agency who sold my parents their house had this funny last name meaning "Boner", a friend of the family also ran into an American guy whose name meant "Burnt poop" in Swedish.

Edit: Today I ran into a guy named "Fo Ass"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie April 12, 2010, 01:43:28 PM
Big Cytron! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD3dtfJ4Vtw)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Vynar April 13, 2010, 08:33:00 PM
not the safest thing for work I suppose http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1931331
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan April 14, 2010, 02:35:41 AM
(http://www.questionablecontent.net/comics/1643.png)


:twitch  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu April 14, 2010, 03:56:36 AM
what webcomic is this?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan April 14, 2010, 03:58:45 AM
what webcomic is this?

Questionable Content.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan April 17, 2010, 08:37:22 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-bobafett.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada April 17, 2010, 08:46:30 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-bobafett.jpg)

 :lmao :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan April 18, 2010, 02:37:29 AM
Oh good GOD, this one is fucking swimming in audacity.


[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-bioshock2-bigdaddymovieposter.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork April 18, 2010, 04:04:25 AM
Oh good GOD, this one is fucking swimming in audacity.


[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-bioshock2-bigdaddymovieposter.jpg)[/spoiler]

 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan April 20, 2010, 06:54:43 AM
[spoiler](http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii359/SinfireTitan/hazama-troll.png)[/spoiler]


Rest assured, I will abuse this image. EVERYWHERE.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken April 20, 2010, 01:03:12 PM
[spoiler](http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii359/SinfireTitan/hazama-troll.png)[/spoiler]


Rest assured, I will abuse this image. EVERYWHERE.

WTF... is that Hazama?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan April 20, 2010, 06:26:11 PM
[spoiler](http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii359/SinfireTitan/hazama-troll.png)[/spoiler]


Rest assured, I will abuse this image. EVERYWHERE.

WTF... is that Hazama?

Yeah. TV Tropes has appointed him God of Trolls.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken April 20, 2010, 07:05:28 PM
[spoiler](http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii359/SinfireTitan/hazama-troll.png)[/spoiler]


Rest assured, I will abuse this image. EVERYWHERE.

WTF... is that Hazama?

Yeah. TV Tropes has appointed him God of Trolls.

What for?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 April 20, 2010, 07:09:13 PM
Not Archer? Have you seen his face in the cooking doujin? :P

Also http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/TropePantheons
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY April 20, 2010, 07:12:05 PM
We have a local businessman named Phuc Nguyen.  Wanna guess how its pronounced?
Dude, I am totally changing my name to Phuc now.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight April 20, 2010, 07:18:21 PM
Not Archer? Have you seen his face in the cooking doujin? :P

Also http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/TropePantheons

Giygas, God of Nightmare Fuel (Giegue, Allmighty Idiot)

    * Intermediate God
    * Symbol: You cannot grasp the true nature of Giygas' symbol!
    * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
    * Portfolio: Nightmare Fuel, Cosmic Horrors, The Greys
    * Domains: Chaos, Madness, Evil
    * Followers: Pokey/Porky, Ronald McDonald (This video)
    * Originally a small alien with big plans, Giygas ascended to Godhood and lost his sanity after taking on ultimate power, which turned out to be a fraction of Azathoth's power.
    * Currently locked in combat with Darkseid. Winner gets rights to the God of Nightmare Fuel title. Giygas, of course, does not know that he's even fighting. He just knows that "it hurts" and "feels good" at the same time.

Awesome.  :clap

Also: Kuja, God of Viewer Gender Confusion and Fashion Victim Villains
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan April 20, 2010, 07:23:32 PM
What for?

For just about everything he does in CS.

Not Archer? Have you seen his face in the cooking doujin? :P

Apparently Hazama is a Troll 24/7. He cows to the mods (read: other Library members who don't know about him) and pisses everyone else off.


That sounds oddly familiar.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 April 20, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
Look up the Godess of Friendship. IIRC she used to be the Godess of Love when the Pantheon was a little less bloated.

Half the humour comes from the relationships listed. For instance how a god of reincarnation has one of those wooden drinking birds over the button for "Link of Hyrule".

Shiki Tohno  and Shiki Ryougi, God and Goddess of Direct Death

    * Lesser Deities
    * Symbol: A fruit knife over a red jacket
    * Alignment: Neutral Good (Tohno), True Neutral (Ryougi)
    * Portfolio:
          o Both: Magic/Mystic Eyes of Direct Death, Knife Nut, Split Personality, Badass
          o Tohno: Determinator, supposed Ordinary High School Student, Parental Abandonment, Interspecies Romance, supposed Badass Normal, Chick Magnet, Restraining Bolt
          o Ryougi: Katanas Are Just Better, Heir To The Dojo, Red Right Hand
    * Followers: Soifon (Bleach)
    * Tohno's second personality manifests as Shiki Nanaya, a Neutral Evil killer who has a habit of slaughtering people For The Evulz and being a cynical bastard.
    * Black Mage is very, very jealous of their mastery of Stabbity Death; and has tried to wrest the Portfolio from them. But when he tried using the Hadoken on them; Ryougi stabbed the Hadoken to death.
The Laughing Man, God of Hackers

    * Greater God
    * Symbol: The Laughing Man Logo
    * Alignment: True Neutral
    * Portfolio: Playful Hackers, Malicious Hackers, Anonymity, Disability Superpowers, Memetic Mutation
    * Domain: Freedom, Curiosity, Fairness
    * Followers: Case (Neuromancer), Barbara Gordon/Oracle (Birds Of Prey), Anonymous (Real Life), The Patriots (Metal Gear Solid), Micah Sanders (Heroes)
    * Allies: Lain
    * Opposed by: SHODAN
    * Is the god of all hackers, but doesn't care, because no one knows who he is, and he much rather prefers to read books, making him a frequent guest at the Library. Still, his temple is quite impressive, consisting of several data servers and a dozen hacked Gibson supercomputers...which he did himself.
    * According to some news sources, the Laughing Man becomes an entity known simply as "Anonymous" by taking steroids. He has attempted to refute these allegations on the grounds that hackers don't need steroids to be deadly effective. A few minutes later, a news van in Los Angeles exploded.
    * Is good enough friends with Motoko Kusanagi to warrant extended conversation, much to the envy of Brannigan and Bond.
    * Shadowland users know him best as The Smiling Bandit.
: Tony Stark
As a man of (comic book) science, insists that there is a logical explanation for why he is a god now.
: Char Aznable
Has created several avatars of himself, such as Zechs Marquise, Harry Ord, Rau Le Creuset and Graham Aker. This allows him to respond to prayers three times faster than other gods. Elzam von Branstein was formerly an avatar of Char, but ascended in his own right by overriding Char's theme music.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken April 20, 2010, 08:32:54 PM
I wonder which pantheon Gendou Ikari is in.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Solo April 20, 2010, 08:45:28 PM
Hide in Plain Sight needs shadows and can be defeated by Darkvision and True Seeing. (http://www.enworld.org/forum/d-d-legacy-discussion/275357-questions-about-sneak-attacks.html)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight April 20, 2010, 08:53:34 PM
Gendo Ikari, God of World-Destroying Betrayals
 [spoiler]   * Lesser God
    * Symbol: His Scary Shiny Glasses
    * Alignment: Lawful Evil
    * Portfolio: Manipulative Bastards, Glaring Menacingly, Zen Survivors, Dooming The World For Love, Hands Folded Neatly At The Chin
    * Domains: Evil, Knowledge, Mentalism, Trickery
    * He lost his chance of attaining any position greater than Lesser God when it was revealed that he was afraid of his rather pathetic son...though a few of his colleagues feel that such fear may be justified.
          o Despite that, Gendo still tries to manipulate his son for his own purposes. And he takes great pains to ensure that Shinji will not be anywhere near Bright Noa, Tzeentch and his followers or the Warhammer 40 K tabletop.
    * The rest of the council is getting damn tired of his theme music. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RsepQh342g&feature=related)
          o And he got another one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP9DKGhUiaY&fmt=18)
    * He is known for his ability to bend women to his will, making them do whatever he wants, whatever they want it or not.
    * Some speculate that he is nothing more than the unknowing pawn of his supposedly dead wife Yui Ikari. [/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 April 20, 2010, 09:24:15 PM
That theme song is epic. :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork April 20, 2010, 09:36:41 PM
Not Archer? Have you seen his face in the cooking doujin? :P

Also http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/TropePantheons

Gah, do you know what you just did?  I had four tabs open and was about to open another one when I realized what was going on.  I'm supposed to be being productive, checking the boards was supposed to be a five minute break!  :banghead

I forgive you though.   :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken April 20, 2010, 10:20:16 PM
Gendo Ikari, God of World-Destroying Betrayals
 [spoiler]   * Lesser God
    * Symbol: His Scary Shiny Glasses
    * Alignment: Lawful Evil
    * Portfolio: Manipulative Bastards, Glaring Menacingly, Zen Survivors, Dooming The World For Love, Hands Folded Neatly At The Chin
    * Domains: Evil, Knowledge, Mentalism, Trickery
    * He lost his chance of attaining any position greater than Lesser God when it was revealed that he was afraid of his rather pathetic son...though a few of his colleagues feel that such fear may be justified.
          o Despite that, Gendo still tries to manipulate his son for his own purposes. And he takes great pains to ensure that Shinji will not be anywhere near Bright Noa, Tzeentch and his followers or the Warhammer 40 K tabletop.
    * The rest of the council is getting damn tired of his theme music. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RsepQh342g&feature=related)
          o And he got another one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP9DKGhUiaY&fmt=18)
    * He is known for his ability to bend women to his will, making them do whatever he wants, whatever they want it or not.
    * Some speculate that he is nothing more than the unknowing pawn of his supposedly dead wife Yui Ikari. [/spoiler]

About goddamn fucking time.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 April 20, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
If you don't understand point 7...
(http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/662/87601-bright_slap1_super.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtfon4QtA9U)

In SRW Shinji is surrounded by strong fatherly figures and gets personally slapped by Bright. Guess what happens? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-v-ezBGvyo)

As for the others... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/ShinjiAndWarhammer40K)


EDIT: Also, aren't we supposed to start a new thread once these things reach a certain length?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu April 21, 2010, 04:16:27 AM
We have a local businessman named Phuc Nguyen.  Wanna guess how its pronounced?
Dude, I am totally changing my name to Phuc now.

His last name is pronounced "nyu"

You can guess how many people this has thrown...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight April 21, 2010, 02:12:01 PM
We have a local businessman named Phuc Nguyen.  Wanna guess how its pronounced?
Dude, I am totally changing my name to Phuc now.

His last name is pronounced "nyu"

You can guess how many people this has thrown...

I was in a class with a Nguyen in elementary school. Hasn't thrown me. I personally prefer Phuc Yuu as the hardest name to say without getting punched.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam April 21, 2010, 03:39:36 PM
*cough* *cough*
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129100325097862977.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu April 22, 2010, 02:40:26 PM
http://notalwaysright.com/role-playing-the-fool/5128
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan May 01, 2010, 07:52:41 PM
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/088/3/f/Diet_Water_by_Bucksbhoy.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern May 01, 2010, 08:23:40 PM
This thread still continues to make me laugh at the old rate.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie May 02, 2010, 03:19:26 PM
But some people just don't laugh.
(http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv350/Rakshan/scans/asshole_batman.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken May 02, 2010, 04:11:28 PM
I want to read that story in its entirety.  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Archmage Joda May 02, 2010, 04:32:40 PM
Indeed. What is the name of the comic book that is in?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 May 02, 2010, 07:27:05 PM
I think it's "Whatever Happened to the Dark Knight?" or something like that.

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Whatever_Happened_to_the_Caped_Crusader%3F
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken May 02, 2010, 08:06:31 PM
Nice. I just have to hunt it down now.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial May 02, 2010, 10:48:30 PM
I think it's "Whatever Happened to the Dark Knight?" or something like that.

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Whatever_Happened_to_the_Caped_Crusader%3F

The one that was written by Gaiman? It's awesome.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken May 03, 2010, 12:56:02 AM
I think it's "Whatever Happened to the Dark Knight?" or something like that.

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Whatever_Happened_to_the_Caped_Crusader%3F

The one that was written by Gaiman? It's awesome.

Well, if it's written by Gaiman, it goes without saying.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial May 03, 2010, 12:58:41 AM
I think it's "Whatever Happened to the Dark Knight?" or something like that.

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Whatever_Happened_to_the_Caped_Crusader%3F

The one that was written by Gaiman? It's awesome.

Well, if it's written by Gaiman, it goes without saying.

Redundancy is the only way to approach that level of awesome. :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken May 03, 2010, 01:06:13 AM
I think it's "Whatever Happened to the Dark Knight?" or something like that.

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Whatever_Happened_to_the_Caped_Crusader%3F

The one that was written by Gaiman? It's awesome.

Well, if it's written by Gaiman, it goes without saying.

Redundancy is the only way to approach that level of awesome. :P

Considering that he wrote in his mid-teens what would be later plagiarized as one of the greatest book-selling phenomena of all time, I think he was born with twelve levels of badass.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam May 03, 2010, 02:29:48 PM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129169577877302117.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada May 06, 2010, 12:33:59 AM
Resident BB fanboys, you must watch this (until the end) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df-iETND5FQ)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken May 06, 2010, 12:56:04 AM
Resident BB fanboys, you must watch this (until the end) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df-iETND5FQ)

Not that funny.  :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 May 06, 2010, 09:02:23 AM
Resident BB fanboys, you must watch this (until the end) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df-iETND5FQ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUsOuUle5M
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern May 06, 2010, 08:47:40 PM
But some people just don't laugh.
(http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv350/Rakshan/scans/asshole_batman.jpg)
I know I don't say this often enough, but I love you, veekie.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada May 07, 2010, 12:18:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ

...Not that funny  :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUsOuUle5M

Slightly more funny  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 May 07, 2010, 10:48:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ

...Not that funny  :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUsOuUle5M

Slightly more funny  :lmao
Be sure to watch them to the very end.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie May 07, 2010, 02:22:09 PM
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9251/25f95301a9d2e4f9e25dc93.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight May 07, 2010, 02:26:51 PM
Classic.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken May 07, 2010, 03:51:36 PM
Thanks to Agita, we now have an even more awesome classic.

(http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Just-my-2-cents/xyz/kamina_house.jpg)

Just check my sig.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight May 07, 2010, 03:52:49 PM
Who the hell do you think he is?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken May 07, 2010, 03:53:48 PM
Well, what he knows is that everybody is equal parts liar and idiot.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada May 08, 2010, 12:22:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ

...Not that funny  :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUsOuUle5M

Slightly more funny  :lmao
Be sure to watch them to the very end.

I did.... but apparently your sarcasm detector isn't working  :P

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight May 08, 2010, 12:24:09 AM
Time for a new thread?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada May 08, 2010, 12:27:55 AM
Time for a new thread?

I asked that 5 or 6 pages ago as well..... but it kept going  :rollseyes
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan May 11, 2010, 05:34:54 PM
You know that thing called "Taste"? Well, I clearly lack it, as this made me laugh.


[spoiler](http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/197/a/1/Corset_by_kris_wilson.png)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona May 12, 2010, 12:51:57 AM
i lold
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Vynar May 12, 2010, 09:32:38 AM
[NSFW] Words in the song and old news but http://snoopkirby2.ytmnd.com/ has me laughing for some reason.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan May 12, 2010, 08:43:13 PM
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/halolz-dot-com-blazblue-irontager-fuckingmagnets.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken May 12, 2010, 09:38:56 PM
That man's arms are too small!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam May 14, 2010, 10:32:10 AM
Perhaps not something worth laughing at, but I still find it amusing that I have a large heap of snow outside my window while the weather is sunny and the temperature is 22 centigrades.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie May 15, 2010, 09:29:25 AM
Mildly NSFW but hilarious (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/120558)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan May 17, 2010, 10:31:02 AM
Storyline spoilers contained, but this LFG comic is a riot...
[spoiler](http://cdn.leasticoulddo.com/lfgtemp/lfg357.gif)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken May 17, 2010, 10:56:58 AM
[spoiler]Richard never ceases to amaze me...[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prak, the Mad May 18, 2010, 06:25:50 AM
what made me laugh is someone's comment from the LFG boards:

"Please tell me that's richard's knee and not his junk"

obviously it is his knee, but, if it weren't... hello Dick!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita May 20, 2010, 06:58:46 PM
[spoiler](http://static.3dsupply.de/tile_images/674_1274321461.0_800_600.png)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie May 20, 2010, 07:03:36 PM
^^
Ok, I lol'ed.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken May 20, 2010, 07:07:06 PM
That makes two of us.

[spoiler]It's sacrilegiously delicious![/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona May 20, 2010, 07:15:30 PM
/me looks for the like button.

[spoiler]hey mods add a like button[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita May 20, 2010, 07:17:37 PM
/me looks for the like button.

[spoiler]hey mods add a like button[/spoiler]
Get StumbleUpon? :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork May 20, 2010, 07:34:08 PM
Awesome.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam May 21, 2010, 05:15:16 PM
One ticket for the "I share the same opinion as the previous posters"-train please
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie May 25, 2010, 12:20:16 PM
[spoiler]
(http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q19/WWAD/xzibitmohammad.jpg)
[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: MyndBulletz May 25, 2010, 06:39:35 PM
 :lmao

THAT sir, is the utmost in hilarity!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam June 01, 2010, 11:55:23 AM
You gotta love to hate that story
[spoiler](http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/151/a/5/Twilight_Motivational_Poster_by_JeanHar.png)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 01, 2010, 12:05:57 PM
...I'm so making a T-shirt based on that.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 June 01, 2010, 12:11:22 PM
...I'm so making a T-shirt based on that.
Wouldn't Meyer get royalties?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam June 01, 2010, 12:42:02 PM
...I'm so making a T-shirt based on that.
Wouldn't Meyer get royalties?
She could use them...
[spoiler](http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129174708168472193.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 01, 2010, 12:49:05 PM
...I'm so making a T-shirt based on that.
Wouldn't Meyer get royalties?
Not only did Ruam beat me to the punch, she'd have to wrestle the money from my hands. I might teach her what an actual man is like in the meantime.

And then we'd have a book with Kamina as the main character.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 June 01, 2010, 12:52:16 PM
And then we'd have a book with Kamina as the main character.
Vampire Kamina? ???
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 01, 2010, 01:03:45 PM
And then we'd have a book with Kamina as the main character.
Vampire Kamina? ???

Consider the fact there's no way to gay up Kamina. I'm sure you'll find out it's a huge improvement.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY June 01, 2010, 01:05:51 PM
Oh my god, Veekie. I think that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 June 01, 2010, 02:00:39 PM
And then we'd have a book with Kamina as the main character.
Vampire Kamina? ???

Consider the fact there's no way to gay up Kamina. I'm sure you'll find out it's a huge improvement.
It is, in fact, possible to make something TTGL-related which sucks. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNCtabzhlQQ)

Now that you've watched that, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRuVFsX7IQI).


EDIT: For Agita
[spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-XhOLr6LlA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_nLekeYIT8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-thlkpE6eQ[/spoiler]
*Poke* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndhzoB6Rt_s)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 01, 2010, 02:13:08 PM
And then we'd have a book with Kamina as the main character.
Vampire Kamina? ???

Consider the fact there's no way to gay up Kamina. I'm sure you'll find out it's a huge improvement.
It is, in fact, possible to make something TTGL-related which sucks. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNCtabzhlQQ)

Now that you've watched that, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRuVFsX7IQI).

I only said there's no way to gay up Kamina, not that there's no way to make TTGL suck.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie June 01, 2010, 06:27:12 PM
Oh my god, Veekie. I think that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Sacrilege is funny because nothing is sacred :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan June 02, 2010, 11:44:34 AM
Oh my god, Veekie. I think that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Sacrilege is funny because nothing is sacred :D

[spoiler](http://www.funnypictures.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/blasphemy-ymca-small.jpg)[/spoiler]

Edit: Can't post the image itself because IE sucks, but this is funny (http://chocobotails.deviantart.com/art/Hello-my-Name-is-Deadpool-166121365?q=boost%3Apopular+meta%3Aall+max_age%3A24h&qo=162).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie June 04, 2010, 04:06:14 PM
(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5074/769ebb254de3fe35f4b40bf.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita June 07, 2010, 07:01:04 PM
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/7/129204177895208709.jpg)

(http://melissamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/xzibit-dog.jpg)

And the fact that we haven't moved on to a new thread yet.

EDIT: [spoiler](http://www.sheldoncomics.com/strips/sd090911.gif)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw June 11, 2010, 04:31:06 AM
Real life Smurf movie...
Click link for pic of Gargamel...
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=65657 (http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=65657)


Seriously, why?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo June 11, 2010, 11:25:55 AM
Couldn't have picked anyone better to play Gargamel, though.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie June 11, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
If you cannot find a parking space. MAKE one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvLu9Nfd_SU)

This one really cracked me up when she deployed her portable parking slot.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 12, 2010, 01:59:24 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/dinoi/surra-de-bunda-dj0
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo June 12, 2010, 10:39:54 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/dinoi/surra-de-bunda-dj0
wow, if it wasn't for the fact they were completely different women, doing the exact same dance, I'd call BS. That was hilarious.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 12, 2010, 01:34:59 PM
I find it sad, really, that anyone would actually call that a dance.  :fo
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 12, 2010, 10:04:33 PM
can he get whiplash from that?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo June 13, 2010, 10:22:19 AM
I like how 2/3rds of the guys had a look on their face that said "why did I agree to this again?"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie June 13, 2010, 12:59:27 PM
Live Action Pac-Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrvpn3k9A4)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo June 13, 2010, 01:04:16 PM
If I recall correctly, they eventually got arrested for that, because one of the stores they made an even bigger mess in and the GM decided to not be nice because they mouthed off at him. Anyone have the link to that story? It was on Digg somewhere.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan June 13, 2010, 04:24:38 PM
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/164/b/f/Touhou_in_a_nutshell_by_Neko_Spartan.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita June 13, 2010, 04:27:00 PM
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/164/b/f/Touhou_in_a_nutshell_by_Neko_Spartan.png)
:lmao

Although the lazor would probably work better on Marisa.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac June 14, 2010, 03:27:19 PM
know your firing range (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=28423)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan June 14, 2010, 04:36:22 PM
know your firing range (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=28423)

Two Words: Boom, headshot. (http://www.halolz.com/2009/12/22/snipers-surprisingly-dangerous-at-close-range/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam June 14, 2010, 08:31:23 PM
Possibly the best holiday ever
(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129204170499957801.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw June 15, 2010, 04:30:48 AM
When is it? :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam June 15, 2010, 07:34:32 AM
When is it? :D

When I google it I always find myself at facebook, something I can't access since I lack an account (considering the hype, I am quite proud of that). Anyone can feel free to investigate and share the result
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial June 15, 2010, 01:17:04 PM
When is it? :D

Every day? Or perhaps that's just me...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie June 15, 2010, 02:19:46 PM
(http://a.yfrog.com/img17/6314/nefl.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan June 15, 2010, 02:24:49 PM
(http://a.yfrog.com/img17/6314/nefl.gif)

And now I must find that episode...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona June 15, 2010, 02:59:09 PM
Big Butter Jesus destroyed by lightning.  :lol


(http://i.imgur.com/aYSNX.jpg)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq01UYiMyHg
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 June 15, 2010, 03:55:47 PM
(http://a.yfrog.com/img17/6314/nefl.gif)

And now I must find that episode...
It's the third OAD.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 15, 2010, 05:42:11 PM
Big Butter Jesus destroyed by lightning.  :lol


There is a god...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam June 15, 2010, 07:47:12 PM
Big Butter Jesus destroyed by lightning.  :lol


There is a god...

Yes there is, this (http://www.venganza.org/) is his prophets website
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight June 15, 2010, 08:21:46 PM
Big Butter Jesus destroyed by lightning.  :lol


There is a god...

Yes there is, this (http://www.venganza.org/) is his prophets website

Nice Hentai as well. I like edible religions: they're sacrilicious!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita June 16, 2010, 01:09:38 PM
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/ (http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/)

Bored babysitter: Suzie*, if Jimmy* kicked you in the head, would you cry?
Suzie*, slowly: Yes.
Bored babysitter: Then why did you kick him in the head?
Suzie*: Because I want him to cry.
Bored babysitter: Fair enough.

Rushed New Yorker shoving through tour group: Excuse me, excuse me...
Tour guide: Don't worry, folks, most New Yorkers aren't this rude.
Rushed New Yorker: Screw you! Yes we are, that's what everybody loves about us.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan June 16, 2010, 04:41:46 PM
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/167/e/1/spider_senses_by_SpeedDemonXYZ.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 17, 2010, 05:16:24 PM
http://www.heavy.com/comedy/comedy-videos/funny-videos/2010/06/white-womens-workout/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 June 17, 2010, 07:58:01 PM
Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam June 17, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all

On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY June 17, 2010, 08:34:52 PM
Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all

On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam June 17, 2010, 08:41:31 PM
To quote Jacko Warner "Me? I've never even kissed a girl". I guess I would find it less entertaining if I saw it happen IRL, but my mind separates the internet from the real world, as such I can laugh at most things there.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight June 17, 2010, 08:50:45 PM
That's a weird web site though...it even shows Gigyas' true form (http://z0r.de/596)!

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Littha June 17, 2010, 08:52:10 PM
i think id probably still find that hilarious IRL
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight June 17, 2010, 08:53:09 PM
On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam June 17, 2010, 08:58:45 PM
After a while it is just easier to list the numbers, that site is really addictive.

Edit: number 157 is one of my personal favourites. And I must recommend that anyone suffering from epilepsy should stay away, a few of those loops contains shitloads of flashy light and sound
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 17, 2010, 08:59:09 PM
Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all

On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.

You haven't seen the Street Fighter II version, I take it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac June 17, 2010, 09:02:41 PM
After a while it is just easier to list the numbers, that site is really addictive.
yup.  I just spent 20 minutes on that damn thing, and didn't even realize it.   and I now think that my brain is jello ...  :bigeye
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight June 17, 2010, 09:05:45 PM
After a while it is just easier to list the numbers, that site is really addictive.
yup.  I just spent 20 minutes on that damn thing, and didn't even realize it.   and I now think that my brain is jello ...  :bigeye

Eh. I've been hitting "Random" and about 8 or 9 out of every 10 are stupid, imho. Though some of the ones that aren't are GENIUS.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Littha June 17, 2010, 09:05:59 PM
I can top it, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkmOqQiDMEo
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam June 17, 2010, 09:06:15 PM
After a while it is just easier to list the numbers, that site is really addictive.
yup.  I just spent 20 minutes on that damn thing, and didn't even realize it.   and I now think that my brain is jello ...  :bigeye
I have been stuck for more than an hour at several times, only noticing the outside world when I had to make a quick stop at my bathroom.

Edit:
I can top it, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkmOqQiDMEo
That song is the worst abomination to ever have left Sweden!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight June 17, 2010, 09:07:11 PM
448. LOL.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac June 17, 2010, 09:14:16 PM
#204 (http://z0r.de/204) for bhu.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac June 17, 2010, 09:19:06 PM
Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all

On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.
well, there's always the other end of the spectrum (http://z0r.de/229)



sorry about the double-post
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight June 17, 2010, 09:21:44 PM
#204 (http://z0r.de/204) for bhu.

#902 (http://z0r.de/902) as well
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac June 17, 2010, 09:36:28 PM
#204 (http://z0r.de/204) for bhu.

#902 (http://z0r.de/902) as well
very nice.

speaking of ... this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc) had me on the floor.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight June 17, 2010, 09:40:59 PM
And the sequel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng9RnsPooEs&NR=1) makes me not feel bad for the kitten.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac June 17, 2010, 10:07:40 PM
GOD DAMN THOSE HORNS!!!  :witsend
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 17, 2010, 11:18:23 PM
Now imagine what it's like to live amid a residential building where EVERYONE is a soccer fanatic.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 18, 2010, 12:10:57 AM
On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)

I had no idea Agita was a catgirl fan
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 18, 2010, 12:12:37 AM
#204 (http://z0r.de/204) for bhu.

joel is a funny man...sometimes...his obsession with pork can be spewky
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 18, 2010, 12:14:04 AM
#204 (http://z0r.de/204) for bhu.

#902 (http://z0r.de/902) as well
:lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 18, 2010, 12:15:34 AM
#204 (http://z0r.de/204) for bhu.

#902 (http://z0r.de/902) as well
very nice.

speaking of ... this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc) had me on the floor.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKgDvaa7t-A&feature=related
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 18, 2010, 12:16:31 AM
http://z0r.de/1138 For wotmaniac

the next BBEG's for mah campaign http://z0r.de/84
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan June 18, 2010, 12:22:58 AM
Yet another AK47... (http://z0r.de/799)

Edit: This one is better. (http://z0r.de/1137)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 18, 2010, 01:03:00 AM
http://z0r.de/1138 For wotmaniac

the next BBEG's for mah campaign http://z0r.de/84

KOWAI YO!!!

 :hide
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona June 18, 2010, 01:24:34 AM
Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all

On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.

i have kids, and i think its hilarious.. odds are that kid was fine... they are bouncy and heal fast...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac June 18, 2010, 01:32:29 AM
http://z0r.de/1138 For wotmaniac

bookmarked!

Now imagine what it's like to live amid a residential building where EVERYONE is a soccer fanatic.
I'd have to buy one of these (http://foolishgadgets.com/files/2009/03/shoot-yourself-gun_tfxnt_6648.jpg), or maybe one of these (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEu9LLQpOF8).

Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all

On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.

i have kids, and i think its hilarious.. odds are that kid was fine... they are bouncy and heal fast...
:lmao  :clap
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita June 18, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)

I had no idea Agita was a catgirl fan
More generally, I'm a cute girls fan. Catgirls are just a subset.
For the record, that .gif has absolutely nothing at all to do with the fact that this post took longer to write than it should have. No sir.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY June 18, 2010, 11:58:39 AM
Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all

On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.
well, there's always the other end of the spectrum (http://z0r.de/229)
I lol'd.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo June 18, 2010, 12:03:04 PM
Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all

On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.
well, there's always the other end of the spectrum (http://z0r.de/229)
I lol'd.
Need to find the one of a kid getting launched into an old person so they both get knocked over by one kick, now.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY June 18, 2010, 12:41:31 PM
Ok... this is just fucked up. The most venomous spider in the world (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider), which is from Brazil, whose bite causes priapism  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism)so intense that it can leave you impotent. I have to ask, has Kuro went out and purposefully tried to get bitten by one of these yet?

Here you go, a quote for those who don't want to read the article:
Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin.
  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo June 18, 2010, 01:03:08 PM
Ok... this is just fucked up. The most venomous spider in the world (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider), which is from Brazil, whose bite causes priapism  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism)so intense that it can leave you impotent. I have to ask, has Kuro went out and purposefully tried to get bitten by one of these yet?

Here you go, a quote for those who don't want to read the article:
Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin.
  :lol
Dude, that's hilarious.

Also, Iron Heart Surge!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 18, 2010, 01:03:41 PM
Ok... this is just fucked up. The most venomous spider in the world (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider), which is from Brazil, whose bite causes priapism  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism)so intense that it can leave you impotent. I have to ask, has Kuro went out and purposefully tried to get bitten by one of these yet?

Here you go, a quote for those who don't want to read the article:
Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin.
  :lol
Considering that A) those little bastards live in the Amazon Rainforest, which is diametrally opposite to where I live and B) I have absolute control over my penis, that is not necessary.

Ever seen Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny? I do cock push-ups as my morning exercise.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY June 18, 2010, 05:52:48 PM
Ok... this is just fucked up. The most venomous spider in the world (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider), which is from Brazil, whose bite causes priapism  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism)so intense that it can leave you impotent. I have to ask, has Kuro went out and purposefully tried to get bitten by one of these yet?

Here you go, a quote for those who don't want to read the article:
Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin.
  :lol
Considering that A) those little bastards live in the Amazon Rainforest, which is diametrally opposite to where I live and B) I have absolute control over my penis, that is not necessary.

Ever seen Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny? I do cock push-ups as my morning exercise.
I heard one of his audio disks.

"So how many cock push-ups can you do?"

"Well... just one."

"Oh... yeah..."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 June 18, 2010, 06:13:08 PM
On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)

I had no idea Agita was a catgirl fan
More generally, I'm a cute girls fan. Catgirls are just a subset.
For the record, that .gif has absolutely nothing at all to do with the fact that this post took longer to write than it should have. No sir.
Did I spot Chisame in there?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita June 18, 2010, 06:14:16 PM
On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)

I had no idea Agita was a catgirl fan
More generally, I'm a cute girls fan. Catgirls are just a subset.
For the record, that .gif has absolutely nothing at all to do with the fact that this post took longer to write than it should have. No sir.
Did I spot Chisame in there?
You most certainly did.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 18, 2010, 06:14:42 PM
Ok... this is just fucked up. The most venomous spider in the world (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider), which is from Brazil, whose bite causes priapism  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism)so intense that it can leave you impotent. I have to ask, has Kuro went out and purposefully tried to get bitten by one of these yet?

Here you go, a quote for those who don't want to read the article:
Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin.
  :lol
Considering that A) those little bastards live in the Amazon Rainforest, which is diametrally opposite to where I live and B) I have absolute control over my penis, that is not necessary.

Ever seen Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny? I do cock push-ups as my morning exercise.
I heard one of his audio disks.

"So how many cock push-ups can you do?"

"Well... just one."

"Oh... yeah..."

Plural, dude. Lots of them.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie June 18, 2010, 06:24:46 PM
Over what span of time?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Ruam June 18, 2010, 08:18:26 PM
Over what span of time?
And how much do you weigh?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac June 18, 2010, 08:19:01 PM
Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all

On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.
well, there's always the other end of the spectrum (http://z0r.de/229)
I lol'd.
you obviously do not have a grandmother.   :P
... or maybe you do, and that's why you lol'd?   :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 18, 2010, 08:31:16 PM
On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)

I had no idea Agita was a catgirl fan
More generally, I'm a cute girls fan. Catgirls are just a subset.
For the record, that .gif has absolutely nothing at all to do with the fact that this post took longer to write than it should have. No sir.

Ah in that case perhaps this is the bestest way to hypmotize you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPF1OXkZ7OE
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac June 18, 2010, 08:37:52 PM
On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)

I had no idea Agita was a catgirl fan
More generally, I'm a cute girls fan. Catgirls are just a subset.
For the record, that .gif has absolutely nothing at all to do with the fact that this post took longer to write than it should have. No sir.

Ah in that case perhaps this is the bestest way to hypmotize you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPF1OXkZ7OE
I think I saw that on my "asian girl of the day" app a while back.   :clap
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 18, 2010, 08:40:05 PM
Over what span of time?
And how much do you weigh?
85 kg as of my last weighing.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie June 21, 2010, 08:01:49 PM
[spoiler](http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4397/1238443414259.png)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 21, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
I don't recognize the loli on my chair.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder June 25, 2010, 10:33:28 AM
I am a horrible person (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1738258).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo June 25, 2010, 11:49:31 AM
That was amazing.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac June 25, 2010, 11:58:48 AM
I am a horrible person (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1738258).
That is HILARIOUS!  He did not look happy.
I can't believe that somebody actually thought this was a good idea.  Why didn't they just throw him in the dryer while they were at it.
Come to think of it, this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkzHAl-Cw60&feature=related) guy didn't seem to mind.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder June 25, 2010, 12:06:15 PM
There's another video of a dog receiving the same treatment.  Honestly, the dog seems much more traumatized than the cat by the whole thing.  Apparently the kitty has the presence of mind to remember "I know where you sleep, bitches!"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac June 25, 2010, 12:10:05 PM
that, and the fact that the dryer-cat video has some obvious splices.   :smash




EDIT:
Post 1000!! Woo-Hoo!!
(dammit, I can't believe I missed it)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Littha June 25, 2010, 12:37:00 PM
Don't let bhu see that lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 25, 2010, 05:12:56 PM
Don't let bhu see that lol
we have our ways of getting revenge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIoOJKLHeY0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG9hfBVf_P0&feature=PlayList&p=575B455DA2F42B82&playnext_from=PL&index=13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UBNBfJjbBE&feature=PlayList&p=21AE828DD9AB9011&playnext_from=PL&index=167

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Ys0J4rvFQ&feature=PlayList&p=21AE828DD9AB9011&playnext_from=PL&index=166

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGA7YHFdSJM&feature=PlayList&p=21AE828DD9AB9011&playnext_from=PL&index=168

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irVV5-sev7o&feature=PlayList&p=21AE828DD9AB9011&playnext_from=PL&index=138

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtbjH8Tm4fM&feature=PlayList&p=21AE828DD9AB9011&playnext_from=PL&index=97
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder June 25, 2010, 08:00:42 PM
 :D I knew Uncle Kitteh would find the felines getting revenge.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu June 25, 2010, 08:13:22 PM
:D I knew Uncle Kitteh would find the felines getting revenge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvUxhdSNV7E

and let us not forget the worlds dumbest man
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie June 25, 2010, 09:30:49 PM
[spoiler](http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1221/a5a253e6da9b54fd859a0db.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: MyndBulletz June 25, 2010, 09:53:55 PM
That's awesome!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken June 26, 2010, 06:42:31 PM
Who's the guy on the right supposed to be?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder June 26, 2010, 10:51:08 PM
Who's the guy on the right supposed to be?
Ensign Ricky.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 June 27, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
http://www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada July 02, 2010, 11:47:20 PM
Learn here how to insult someone... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=player_embedded#!)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 03, 2010, 02:07:18 PM
I guess LARP gear is considered dangerous weapons now. (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/toronto/weapons-seized-in-g20-arrests-not-what-they-seem/article1622761/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo July 03, 2010, 03:58:50 PM
I guess LARP gear is considered dangerous weapons now. (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/toronto/weapons-seized-in-g20-arrests-not-what-they-seem/article1622761/)
FUCKING AMAZING!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu July 03, 2010, 04:58:36 PM
http://www.b3ta.com/links/A_day_in_the_life_of_a_pet_AT_AT
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan July 06, 2010, 01:27:55 AM
Found these on DeviantArt.

[spoiler](http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/186/0/a/Pikachu_in_the_Shower_Stamp_by_Kezzi_Rose.png)
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/171/e/2/Not_Gonna_Raichu_Stamp_by_Kezzi_Rose.png)

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/182/a/0/The_Game_Stamp_by_Kezzi_Rose.png)

(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/146/1/6/Nice_Butt_Stamp_by_Kezzi_Rose.png)

(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/143/7/a/Special_Stamp_by_Kezzi_Rose.png)

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/079/5/f/Pinata_Stamp_by_Kezzi_Rose.png)

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/077/8/5/Lubricant_Stamp_by_Kezzi_Rose.png)

(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/076/7/8/Marshmallow_Stamp_by_Kezzi_Rose.png)

(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/076/5/c/Sheepish_Bee_Stamp_by_Kezzi_Rose.png)

(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2007/327/7/4/TMR_Bunneh_Stamp_by_Kezzi_Rose.png)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 06, 2010, 02:08:07 AM
Mixing languages.

Example: "Pica" in Portuguese means dick. As in male genitalia.

"Chu" in Japanese is the onomatopoeia for kissing.

Therefore, Pikachu fellates.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 July 06, 2010, 08:23:26 AM
Mixing languages.

Example: "Pica" in Portuguese means dick. As in male genitalia.

"Chu" in Japanese is the onomatopoeia for kissing.

Therefore, Pikachu fellates.
Let's not forget "Chinpokomon"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 06, 2010, 12:42:04 PM
As in Monster Kid Penis?  :smirk
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: fauntix July 08, 2010, 01:14:01 AM
im sure this has been posted but i just read it: http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=8576.0 (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=8576.0)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan July 09, 2010, 03:30:51 AM
[spoiler](http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/189/9/5/Twilight_Demotivational_Poster_by_LollipopPaintbrush.jpg)[/spoiler]

Spoiled for being in poor taste, but this gave me a chuckle.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern July 09, 2010, 03:42:16 AM
Hey, if you want to laugh as often as I do, you can't too picky about the quality of humour you entertain yourself with. Thanks for the early morning laughs!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw July 09, 2010, 04:11:37 AM
Thanks, SiFir, definitely worth a laugh on my part :)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 July 10, 2010, 11:42:01 PM
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/658868
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 11, 2010, 04:20:20 AM
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/658868
What did Suwako ever do to Kratos...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan July 13, 2010, 03:24:20 PM
[spoiler](http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii359/SinfireTitan/StartupJoke.jpg)[/spoiler]


Something funny my PC did when starting up a program.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu July 13, 2010, 08:01:55 PM
http://oddee.com/item_97128.aspx

#2

and the last one
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 14, 2010, 10:38:43 AM
Coffee Spill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants July 15, 2010, 10:12:57 AM
You just stole that from me posting in the other thread :p

BP Spills Coffee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 15, 2010, 10:46:11 AM
Yes.
It was funny so it belonged here.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan July 16, 2010, 07:19:18 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/halolz-dot-com-assassinscreed-homerscreed.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 16, 2010, 10:41:14 PM
It's Homer's Creed!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 17, 2010, 12:38:07 PM
Westboro Church plans picket of Comic Con for idolatry (http://www.asylum.com/2010/07/16/westboro-baptist-church-picket-comic-con/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac July 17, 2010, 01:10:48 PM
Westboro Church plans picket of Comic Con for idolatry (http://www.asylum.com/2010/07/16/westboro-baptist-church-picket-comic-con/)
these are the same fucktards that picket military funerals because they tolerate gays.  I hope they all die of gonorrhea. 
Their website is actually called godhatesfags.com  :nonono
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu July 17, 2010, 04:19:10 PM
Shit now I have to find a way to attend comic con.  And smuggle in some homemade napalm...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita July 17, 2010, 04:28:39 PM
Shit now I have to find a way to attend comic con.  And smuggle in some homemade napalm...
Bring the ingredients and mix it on-site in the toilet.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 17, 2010, 04:49:12 PM
Better yet to show up with a large bunch of cosplayers doing Raptor Jesus.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita July 17, 2010, 04:53:41 PM
Quick, someone play moralfag on /b/ and get them riled up. Maybe they'll still be in a good mood from Jessi. :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw July 17, 2010, 05:04:25 PM
Jessi?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita July 17, 2010, 05:15:42 PM
Jessi?
Jessi Slaughter (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kerligirl13). Happened not three days ago, I think.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 17, 2010, 05:25:34 PM
Guess they were even more bored than usual.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo July 17, 2010, 07:15:40 PM
Extremists giving everyone else a bad name. Yay.

I had thought they had their tax-free charter pulled during the last election run for the pastor actively campaigning for a candidate from the pulpit. Did I dream that?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu July 17, 2010, 08:32:10 PM
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw July 18, 2010, 03:22:55 AM
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan July 18, 2010, 03:14:24 PM
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?

Well, we all know HS is run by a Guinea Pirate (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 18, 2010, 04:15:27 PM
It's both old AND good.

 (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu July 18, 2010, 05:49:58 PM
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?

I'd worry more if they were having 4chan do security.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo July 18, 2010, 07:11:31 PM
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?

I'd worry more if they were having 4chan do security.
I wouldn't
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: BowenSilverclaw July 19, 2010, 03:35:01 AM
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?

I'd worry more if they were having 4chan do security.
I wouldn't
Yeah, they might be able to appreciate the joke
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 19, 2010, 05:15:23 PM
Crowds can be really weird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30iQrFL7U4c)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Littha July 19, 2010, 05:23:00 PM
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up?  The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...
Say hello to the partyvan and homeland  security?

I'd worry more if they were having 4chan do security.
I wouldn't
Yeah, they might be able to appreciate the joke

Mustard gas isn't the way to do it, takes up to 24 hours for symptoms to properly appear. Need something faster.

If you want them dead:
Thermobaric bombs, possible to make at home.

General hilarity:
Aerosol based LSD bomb.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu July 19, 2010, 05:47:43 PM
Yeah but it's a long drive back to where they are going, and a sudden onset of mustard gas symptoms at highway speed could be bad...

I don' really want them dead but a nice lesson would be good.  Too bad  the army didn't continue development on the gay bomb...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita July 19, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
General hilarity:
Aerosol based LSD bomb.
I was going to suggest inconspicuously spreading thermite, but that idea is much more awesome.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu July 20, 2010, 09:24:59 PM
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/07/20/little-mermaid-advice/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 20, 2010, 09:52:27 PM
I wonder if they did a Pocahontas version?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu July 20, 2010, 10:08:44 PM
Not yet, if they make it a series i think this is the first one
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo July 20, 2010, 11:02:53 PM
Forget Pocahontas. Princess and the Frog would be farking high-larious.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu July 21, 2010, 04:13:45 PM
http://mthruf.com/2010/07/20/job-fails-rusty/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 25, 2010, 05:56:52 AM
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: MyndBulletz July 25, 2010, 03:26:09 PM
 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

That is SO full of WIN!!!!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada July 25, 2010, 03:34:59 PM
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)

How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!!  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 25, 2010, 03:43:47 PM
I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada July 25, 2010, 03:45:05 PM
I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?

Or it might mean you haven't been tainted with evil.... YET  :smirk
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita July 25, 2010, 03:46:02 PM
I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
No, it just means you're a badass with a heart, unlike us heartless badasses.
Like Kenshiro.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 25, 2010, 03:55:56 PM
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)

How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!!  :lmao
Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.

I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita July 25, 2010, 03:59:35 PM
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)

How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!!  :lmao
Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.

I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 July 25, 2010, 04:00:37 PM
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)

How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!!  :lmao
Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.

I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.
As well as the words "No one is dumb enough to fall for this... right?"

I can Triforce:
 ^
^ ^
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo July 25, 2010, 04:02:24 PM
It's like the guys on IRC claiming to be awesome hackers, only to get tricked into erasing all their own shit when the guy gives them "His" IP addres: 127.0.0.1
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Littha July 25, 2010, 04:05:52 PM
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)

How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!!  :lmao
Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.

I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.
As well as the words "No one is dumb enough to fall for this... right?"

I can Triforce:
 ^
^ ^

  ?
? ?
[alt] 30
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 25, 2010, 04:14:34 PM
I can Triforce:
^
^ ^

  ?
? ?
[alt] 30
Littha Fails to Triforce: Not Supported By Universe.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita July 25, 2010, 04:47:45 PM
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)

How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!!  :lmao
Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.

I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.
As well as the words "No one is dumb enough to fall for this... right?"

I can Triforce:
^
^ ^

If you're gonna cheat, cheat properly. :P

(http://i27.tinypic.com/f6lhi.png)

Or, y'know, don't cheat.
  ▲
▲ ▲
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan July 25, 2010, 05:52:01 PM
Or, y'know, don't cheat.
  ?
? ?

I know it's Alt+ something, but I don't have my chart on hand. #Keys please?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Littha July 25, 2010, 05:53:48 PM
Alt + 30

That said the board software doesnt seem to handle it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita July 25, 2010, 05:54:31 PM
Or, y'know, don't cheat.
  ?
? ?

I know it's Alt+ something, but I don't have my chart on hand. #Keys please?
[alt-255] for the invisible character that trips newfags over, [alt-30] for ▲.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan July 25, 2010, 05:57:23 PM
Or, y'know, don't cheat.
  ?
? ?

I know it's Alt+ something, but I don't have my chart on hand. #Keys please?
[alt-255] for the invisible character that trips newfags over, [alt-30] for ?.

:
?
? ?

Edit: ? doesn't last if you preview it.

Double edit: And it doesn't like me. Considering my history with electronics, I should have expected this.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 25, 2010, 05:58:29 PM
Sinfire's current avatar makes me lol.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan July 25, 2010, 06:00:51 PM
Sinfire's current avatar makes me lol.

I spent 3 hours using Google Image Editor trying to color the original image after cropping it out of OneManga, kept fucking up and decided to search for it directly. This was the first hit. I kinda wish it were a little bigger so she's easier to see, but oh well.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita July 25, 2010, 06:12:37 PM
Or, y'know, don't cheat.
  ?
? ?

I know it's Alt+ something, but I don't have my chart on hand. #Keys please?
[alt-255] for the invisible character that trips newfags over, [alt-30] for ?.

:
?
? ?

Edit: ? doesn't last if you preview it.

Double edit: And it doesn't like me. Considering my history with electronics, I should have expected this.
On my last post, it also showed up as ? at first. I edited the post and replaced the ? with another triangle, and it worked just fine.
                        ▲
                      ▲ ▲
                   ▲       ▲
                 ▲ ▲    ▲ ▲

        ▲                             ▲
      ▲ ▲                          ▲ ▲
   ▲       ▲                    ▲       ▲
 ▲ ▲    ▲ ▲                ▲ ▲    ▲ ▲

Wheee.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 25, 2010, 06:28:34 PM
The trick is with the entry method, when you copy/preview(which loads a fresh copy into the box) it, your browser is rendering it as I think, Unicode, but if you enter it directly(like Agita is doing), it's the original ASCII code, which can display. Something to do with the board's 'cleaning mechanism'.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 July 25, 2010, 06:48:28 PM
Alt+0160 also works for an "invisible" character, though it gets converted into a space if you edit.

Also, *squee at Secchan*
EDIT: It makes your personal text more amusing, SiFir. :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 25, 2010, 06:57:40 PM
You've got one round to give a rat's ass.
*Grabs a rat, slices it's ass off and hands it over*
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan July 25, 2010, 07:05:53 PM
Also, *squee at Secchan*
EDIT: It makes your personal text more amusing, SiFir. :p

Thanks. I do try to make sure the avy matches the line (hence why I'm not using a more Moe pic of Setsuna), to keep the theme from my original (the Tri-Rocket).
You've got one round to give a rat's ass.
*Grabs a rat, slices it's ass off and hands it over*

[spoiler]The weird thing is we know she's part Bird-Demon, so I don't think this would offend her (well, it kinda would, but she might get the humor behind it if she knew you knew about her wings).[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita July 25, 2010, 07:20:19 PM
Also, *squee at Secchan*
EDIT: It makes your personal text more amusing, SiFir. :p

Thanks. I do try to make sure the avy matches the line (hence why I'm not using a more Moe pic of Setsuna), to keep the theme from my original (the Tri-Rocket).
You've got one round to give a rat's ass.
*Grabs a rat, slices it's ass off and hands it over*

[spoiler]The weird thing is we know she's part Bird-Demon, so I don't think this would offend her (well, it kinda would, but she might get the humor behind it if she knew you knew about her wings).[/spoiler]

I dunno, she doesn't seem like the type to get jokes like that. And even if, depending on her opinion of you, she might just take it as you trying to be an ass.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 25, 2010, 10:52:19 PM
I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
No, it just means you're a badass with a heart, unlike us heartless badasses.
Like Kenshiro.

*crying manly tears over the compliment*
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick July 26, 2010, 08:07:21 AM
Randomly surfing ED when I found the Triforce!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 28, 2010, 03:08:15 AM
It's been a while since we last mocked Twilight, so here we go.

Yes, he speaks Portuguese, but even though the English translation is botched at times, I'm sure you can all laugh at it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lp7XO6oWCM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lp7XO6oWCM)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 28, 2010, 03:13:29 AM
I'm not sure what Time was thinking here (http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20040920,00.html)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial July 28, 2010, 08:42:32 PM
I'm not sure what Time was thinking here (http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20040920,00.html)

 :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 28, 2010, 10:13:17 PM
Obvious fart joke is obvious.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie July 28, 2010, 11:38:41 PM
Guy Opens A Terminus To Show Everyone.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan July 30, 2010, 02:41:38 PM
[spoiler](http://drmcninja.com/comics/2010-07-26-19p1.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 July 30, 2010, 03:05:48 PM
[spoiler](http://drmcninja.com/comics/2010-07-26-19p1.jpg)[/spoiler]
That makes you lol, not go "OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER"?

(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs33/f/2008/290/c/7/c7b713421ae51a9df2ba9a0b9a775d0d.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan July 30, 2010, 05:06:31 PM
That makes you lol, not go "OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER"?

The whole "Refuge in audacity/awesomeness" is what makes me LoL.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 30, 2010, 10:50:00 PM
[spoiler](http://drmcninja.com/comics/2010-07-26-19p1.jpg)[/spoiler]
That makes you lol, not go "OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER"?

(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs33/f/2008/290/c/7/c7b713421ae51a9df2ba9a0b9a775d0d.jpg)

*looks at ninja porn*

"Uncle Kitteh? I have a job for you..."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu July 30, 2010, 11:05:33 PM
Aww now ninja porn should be easy to find  ;)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 30, 2010, 11:27:38 PM
I'm not talking about DoA porn here!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 July 30, 2010, 11:32:00 PM
Aww now ninja porn should be easy to find  ;)
I'm not talking about DoA porn here!
*whistles innocently* (http://www.morghus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/naruto-sexy-no-jutsu.jpg) :whistle
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken July 31, 2010, 02:48:28 AM
Aww now ninja porn should be easy to find  ;)
I'm not talking about DoA porn here!
*whistles innocently* (http://www.morghus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/naruto-sexy-no-jutsu.jpg) :whistle
*BARF*
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita July 31, 2010, 08:41:56 AM
Dammit, Prime got there first. Now I wish I hadn't taken the effort to start getting used to a saner sleep schedule. :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial July 31, 2010, 09:25:24 PM
Dammit, Prime got there first. Now I wish I hadn't taken the effort to start getting used to a saner sleep schedule. :P
Prime's been taking things seriously since the Alucard fiasco. :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo July 31, 2010, 09:57:30 PM
Dammit, Prime got there first. Now I wish I hadn't taken the effort to start getting used to a saner sleep schedule. :P
Prime's been taking things seriously since the Alucard fiasco. :P
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: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 01, 2010, 04:48:37 AM
I was thinking more of La Blue Girl, but yes I suppose Naruto is technically about ninjas.

Technically.


Retarded ninjas
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight August 01, 2010, 04:51:47 AM
Retarded ninjas

You'd better Believe It!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 01, 2010, 09:06:34 AM
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 01, 2010, 01:20:23 PM
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.

Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 01, 2010, 01:22:31 PM
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.

Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
He dies. You're welcome.
That was a lie, naturally.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 01, 2010, 01:25:37 PM
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.

Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
In an omake, post-timeskip Naruto meets pre-timeskip Naruto. He facepalms at himself.

The guy is a lot more reserved, and doesn't even want to become Hokage any more. Cue complaints that They Changed It Now It Sucks, that Naruto has become a boring, idealistic fool.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 01, 2010, 01:27:25 PM
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.

Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
In an omake, post-timeskip Naruto meets pre-timeskip Naruto. He facepalms at himself.

The guy doesn't even want to become Hokage any more, and is a lot more reserved.
What? I must have missed something. When did he give up on that?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 01, 2010, 01:28:40 PM
What? I must have missed something. When did he give up on that?
He says he wants to become Hokage if asked, but it's clear he has higher priorities, and wouldn't stand in the way of a more worthy candidate. Ironically, he has also become a far better candidate for the position.

There was foreshadowing for this - back in the Naruto vs. Neji fight, when he learns how screwed up the guy's family is he says "Then I'll change the way of the Hyuuga clan, when I become Hokage!" He now wants to save Sasuke from his hatred mainly to prove he can save the world from its hatred (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CycleOfRevenge). If Naruto failed he would be emotionally crippled - you can clearly see that he's more stressed nowadays, though he tries to hide it. He's got his job cut out for him, since Sasuke doesn't even have a target for his anger any more and has become completely insane.


EDIT: If you're annoyed by The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything), Naruto-verse ninjas do carry out assassinations and wars. They just don't give those assignments to children. And that's only because it's the policy of the current head of the village, which many of the political factions disagree with. One of the other villages finds ninja candidates by forcing its children to fight to the death.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 01, 2010, 01:43:29 PM
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!

Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.

Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
He dies. You're welcome.
That was a lie, naturally.
Dammit, that'd have made me happy.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 01, 2010, 01:49:55 PM
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick August 01, 2010, 02:19:24 PM
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...

And a loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Littha August 01, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...

And a loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit.

That gets toned down about half way through.

It is still full of god annoying fillers though, so much so that i relegated myself to the manga and leave the anime alone.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 01, 2010, 03:31:05 PM
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...

And a loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit.

That gets toned down about half way through.

It is still full of god annoying fillers though, so much so that i relegated myself to the manga and leave the anime alone.
Wait, we were talking about the anime? :p I don't watch it any more, the pace is horribly slow.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 01, 2010, 03:54:21 PM
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...
Because as far as ninja series go, I'd much rather watch Ninja Scroll, Ninja Ressurrection or Basilisk.

Not only does the loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit piss me off to no end, Naruto is also responsible for the fandom of thousands of annoying brats everywhere. Seems like everywhere I turn, I have to run into a retarded kid with a bandana.

And those guys aren't ninjas. In fact, they're anything but. "Ninja" in the Narutoverse is the equivalent of "Wizard" in D&D, and that pisses me the fuck off!

If they'd only gone with calling them anything else (hell, invent a term for them), I'd find it at least tolerable.

But noooooooooo.

Ninjas do NOT dress in bright, cheery colors.

Ninjas do NOT carry katanas, much less buster swords.

Ninjas do NOT hadouken the shit out of forests.

Ninjas do NOT wear identifying marks of any kind, MUCH LESS ON THEIR FUCKING FOREHEADS.

Ninjas do NOT carry cellphones.

Hell, Flame of Recca is a much better ninja series. It has just as many moral quandaries, a rich inner mythology all its own, cooler fight scenes, and a protagonist that IS AND ACTS LIKE AN ACTUAL NINJA.

Plus it has dragons. And the dragons are fucking badass.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 01, 2010, 04:18:38 PM
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...
Because as far as ninja series go, I'd much rather watch Ninja Scroll, Ninja Ressurrection or Basilisk.

Not only does the loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit piss me off to no end, Naruto is also responsible for the fandom of thousands of annoying brats everywhere. Seems like everywhere I turn, I have to run into a retarded kid with a bandana.
That's no reason to dislike the series itself. Heck, though I love it, I got annoyed when watching TTGL because I knew it would produce these kinds of fanboys. Bleach avoids this partially because it doesn't have a single iconic item (it's far harder for kids to run araound in fuhakusho). What's your opinion on Pokémon?

And those guys aren't ninjas. In fact, they're anything but. "Ninja" in the Narutoverse is the equivalent of "Wizard" in D&D, and that pisses me the fuck off!

If they'd only gone with calling them anything else (hell, invent a term for them), I'd find it at least tolerable.

But noooooooooo.
The in-universe term for real ninja is "ANBU" (http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/ANBU). Why does no one complain when One Piece does this?

Ninjas do NOT dress in bright, cheery colors.

Ninjas do NOT carry katanas, much less buster swords.

Ninjas do NOT hadouken the shit out of forests.
They do when they're forced to diversify into the sole military of a country. And in a world where people with weird bloodlines exist and can do these things, they'd be crazy not to recruit them.

Ninjas do NOT wear identifying marks of any kind, MUCH LESS ON THEIR FUCKING FOREHEADS.
Anbu don't wear them. Other ninja are organised like a military, so they need some kind of uniform (this one has the advantage that it can be quickly removed). There was one episode of the anime where the characters act shocked that someone would use a fake headband, but that was filler written by the animation staff. False flag operations happen all the time.

Ninjas do NOT carry cellphones.
Why not? Not that anyone does that in Naruto (they have fairly advanced technology, but no industrialisation).

Hell, Flame of Recca is a much better ninja series. It has just as many moral quandaries, a rich inner mythology all its own, cooler fight scenes, and a protagonist that IS AND ACTS LIKE AN ACTUAL NINJA.

Plus it has dragons. And the dragons are fucking badass.
I've read some of the manga. It has cheerful ninjas with katanas who carry cellphones. ??? (and a protagonist who wants to be a "Hokage", but that's not really relevant)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight August 01, 2010, 04:24:37 PM
"Naruto" for me is a very mixed bag. The protagonist is annoying, but I love the minor characters. That said, the only Pre-Shippuuden episodes I care about are the Chunin Exams and Sasuke Retrieval Arcs. I liked the 5-man squad and Shikamaru is my favorite character (what a drag!).

In Shippuuden, Naruto and Sakura finally become tolerable. Sakura finally gets a good fight, and so does Shikamaru's team. After that, all the big fights are Naruto fights, but thankfully the villains have interesting abilities so it's not just a rehash. So the fights themselves are good, but there is too much time spent transitioning between fights (almost as bad as Bleach), so the overall enjoyability for me is crippled.

Overall 5/10 for the original series and 7/10 for Shippuuden.


: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 01, 2010, 04:49:54 PM
That's no reason to dislike the series itself. Heck, though I love it, I got annoyed when watching TTGL because I knew it would produce these kinds of fanboys. Bleach avoids this partially because it doesn't have a single iconic item (it's far harder for kids to run araound in fuhakusho). What's your opinion on Pokémon?
Funny enough, TTGL hasn't caught on around here.

As for Pokémon, I don't much care for it. I don't particularly hate it, but I don't expect storytelling out of it. Pokémon is basically "Let's reinvent the ecosystem for the bazillionth time".
The in-universe term for real ninja is "Anbu". Why does no one complain when One Piece does this?
Maybe it's because Oda is much, much crazier. But then, why do they call the non-ninja, ninja?

I haven't followed One Piece in ages, so I guess I don't see the exact point you're driving at - for me, they sure ACT like pirates. Sure, they have crazy powers, but they go around a mostly seafaring world in ships and curbstomp people for a living.
They do when they're forced to diversify into the sole military of a country. And in a world where people with weird bloodlines exist and can do these things, they'd be crazy not to recruit them.

Explanation?

Anbu don't wear them. Other ninja are organised like a military, so they need some kind of uniform (this one has the advantage that it can be quickly removed). There was one episode of the anime where the characters act shocked that someone would use a fake headband, but that was filler written by the animation staff. False flag operations happen all the time.
But it still feels stupid. Why would ninja identify themselves AT ALL? Rule number one of any stealth-capable operative - DO NOT LET YOURSELF BE IDENTIFIED.
Why not? Not that anyone does that in Naruto (they have fairly advanced technology, but no industrialisation).
Cellphones provide the enemy with an excellent means of locating you. Unless you're using a satellite cellphone, which is pretty bulky.

I've read some of the manga. It has cheerful ninjas with katanas who carry cellphones. Confused (and a protagonist who wants to be a "Hokage", but that's not really relevant)

Read on. The protagonist becomes increasingly less cheery as he runs into more and more of his unknown past's dirty secrets. And the only guy who DOES have a katana ain't a ninja, he's a bona fide swordsman (some might even say he's samurai-ish). The main character and the one who wants to be his love interest are the real ninjas of the cast (not counting Kagehoshi, as she only becomes an integral part of the cast much, much later). Then there's the gentle giant, the smart-alecky kid and the aloof swordsman. Almost everyone else they fight against has more ninja in them (exceptions made to the technofreaks they run into now and then).

Flame of Recca is often compared to Yu Yu Hakusho, so I suppose it's easier to understand if you've read some of that too.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 01, 2010, 05:00:32 PM
As for Pokémon, I don't much care for it. I don't particularly hate it, but I don't expect storytelling out of it. Pokémon is basically "Let's reinvent the ecosystem for the bazillionth time".
The games themselves are quite good, and have got darker over time. I've even heard them called "one of the most obscure good RPG series" due to their reputation driving away older gamers.
The in-universe term for real ninja is "Anbu". Why does no one complain when One Piece does this?
Maybe it's because Oda is much, much crazier. But then, why do they call the non-ninja, ninja?

I haven't followed One Piece in ages, so I guess I don't see the exact point you're driving at - for me, they sure ACT like pirates. Sure, they have crazy powers, but they go around a mostly seafaring world in ships and curbstomp people for a living.
The protagonists claim that real pirates don't steal or kill people, and also refuse to use guns.

They do when they're forced to diversify into the sole military of a country. And in a world where people with weird bloodlines exist and can do these things, they'd be crazy not to recruit them.

Explanation?
Of what?

Anbu don't wear them. Other ninja are organised like a military, so they need some kind of uniform (this one has the advantage that it can be quickly removed). There was one episode of the anime where the characters act shocked that someone would use a fake headband, but that was filler written by the animation staff. False flag operations happen all the time.
But it still feels stupid. Why would ninja identify themselves AT ALL? Rule number one of any stealth-capable operative - DO NOT LET YOURSELF BE IDENTIFIED.
Because the only actual stealth operatives don't wear them. Most characters have only basic stealth training.

Why not? Not that anyone does that in Naruto (they have fairly advanced technology, but no industrialisation).
Cellphones provide the enemy with an excellent means of locating you. Unless you're using a satellite cellphone, which is pretty bulky.
Which is why they don't use them.

I've read some of the manga. It has cheerful ninjas with katanas who carry cellphones. ??? (and a protagonist who wants to be a "Hokage", but that's not really relevant)
Read on. The protagonist becomes increasingly less cheery as he runs into more and more of his unknown past's dirty secrets.
That applies to Naruto too.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 01, 2010, 05:11:14 PM
The games themselves are quite good, and have got darker over time. I've even heard them called "one of the most obscure good RPG series" due to their reputation driving away older gamers.
Unless they have Team Rocket raping women and killing children, it's probably not dark enough to justify ten-year-olds saving the world by cramming animals into their balls.
The protagonists claim that real pirates don't steal or kill people, and also refuse to use guns.

Strangely, Shanx does all that, and he's Luffy's model pirate. Odd...
Of what?

Nevermind, if I get the context right, you mean that the "ninjas" in Naruto are actually part of a military force as opposed to private contractors.
Because the only actual stealth operatives don't wear them. Most characters have only basic stealth training.
Or lack thereof, as demonstrated by the tank, in your own words.
Which is why they don't use them.
Fair enough.
That applies to Naruto too.
Somehow I doubt it's on the same scale... Honestly. I just don't think it compares.
All I can say without getting spoilerrific about it is that the series (particularly the manga, as the anime, while being reasonably faithful, ends up WAY short of the manga's continuity) is freaking awesome, and I recommend it.

And that the main character is more of a ninja than Naruto will ever be.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 01, 2010, 05:11:20 PM
Take it to, y'know, the Anime/Manga thread. :p

Now to return to the thread's purpose: And this here is what comes of... everything (http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/cv18z/i_just_found_this_in_my_spam_folderfffffuuuuuuu/). Ctrl+F down to "people still use Yahoo! Mail?".
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight August 01, 2010, 05:14:44 PM
You "ninja'd" me, Agita!  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight August 01, 2010, 05:24:01 PM
Take it to, y'know, the Anime/Manga thread. :p

Now to return to the thread's purpose: And this here is what comes of... everything (http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/cv18z/i_just_found_this_in_my_spam_folderfffffuuuuuuu/). Ctrl+F down to "people still use Yahoo! Mail?".

People still use message boards?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Solo August 01, 2010, 05:24:59 PM
Back in my day, we didn't have these fancy-schmancy message boards, we had USEnet groups and we liked it that way.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 01, 2010, 05:26:09 PM
And this here is what comes of it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 01, 2010, 06:30:47 PM
France is awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEf9unzJhr4)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 01, 2010, 06:39:14 PM
France is awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEf9unzJhr4)
This shit for REAL?

(I can kinda-sorta tell it's probably the French remake...)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 01, 2010, 06:42:17 PM
France is awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEf9unzJhr4)
This shit for REAL?

(I can kinda-sorta tell it's probably the French remake...)
Read the video description. The series was made entirely in France (on a low budget). Why do you think the song is in Japanese but has repeated references to France?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 01, 2010, 06:43:09 PM
THAT makes more sense.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 01, 2010, 06:45:31 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_Five
Glou Man Chou, ruler of the empire Lexos, desires to conquer planet Earth. However, the Eiffel Tower  generates a barrier around the planet that keeps him from sending his armies en masse. Glou Man Chou sends his warriors and monsters to Earth in order to destroy the tower and enable a full scale invasion, but they are opposed by the France Five.


Ireland also got one. Sort of. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheMysticKnightsOfTirNaNog)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3QW0Op3tFY
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 01, 2010, 06:49:22 PM
I wasn't entirely discounting the possibility that Japan actually MADE that, you know.

I've seen... weirder things come out of there. HORRIBLE things.

Like Super Milk-chan.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight August 01, 2010, 06:52:28 PM
Paul should be a part of that. Maybe he could guest star as the Purple Poulet.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 01, 2010, 07:26:04 PM
Relax, SDK. The sentai trope is still going to make an appearance.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 01, 2010, 07:49:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aacELmfc2Ks
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 01, 2010, 08:14:21 PM
Relax, SDK. The sentai trope is still going to make an appearance.
Luna! Mimic!
Joker! Dragon!

"Henshin."
LunaJoker! MimicDragon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5NuN_KR1Bw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdY4nbrLvbc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnxTk2aVZUc
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick August 01, 2010, 11:18:01 PM
The only failure of the W series is that the trap-half of the W combination is prettier than the token female. And that made me lol.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 03, 2010, 06:59:40 AM
(http://a.imageshack.us/img29/3619/funnygifjacketofsmite.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 03, 2010, 11:16:40 AM
Veekie, that image is protected. Won't show.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 03, 2010, 12:25:50 PM
Hmm? I uploaded it to my imageshack account, it should have been visible anywhere.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 03, 2010, 12:27:01 PM
Hmm? I uploaded it to my imageshack account, it should have been visible anywhere.
I'm getting a 403 even if I paste the url into my adress bar. Maybe a link to the page?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 03, 2010, 01:04:03 PM
Lets try that again
(http://a.imageshack.us/img375/3619/funnygifjacketofsmite.gif)

And a bonus: Comedy car plates (http://jalopnik.com/5113782/50-vanity-plates-that-slipped-by-the-dmv)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick August 03, 2010, 01:12:03 PM
Lets try that again
(http://a.imageshack.us/img375/3619/funnygifjacketofsmite.gif)

And a bonus: Comedy car plates (http://jalopnik.com/5113782/50-vanity-plates-that-slipped-by-the-dmv)

More of that dude and then some (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8GvrZutbcE)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 03, 2010, 06:37:47 PM
I didnt know jacket fu existed...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY August 03, 2010, 07:00:58 PM
Prairie Dogs, Plague, and Carnivorous Mice! Oh my! (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/08/100803112823.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily%3A+Latest+Science+News%29&utm_content=Google+Feedfetcher)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 03, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
Prairie Dogs, Plague, and Carnivorous Mice! Oh my! (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/08/100803112823.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily%3A+Latest+Science+News%29&utm_content=Google+Feedfetcher)
It's like the fucking T-Virus!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 08, 2010, 02:55:35 PM
The last panel of this comic (http://cityofreality.com/2010/01/01/05-107-victimanalysis/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan August 10, 2010, 01:58:38 AM
[spoiler](http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/91ee06045c5fe4028ac8e81917f4a861.jpg)[/spoiler]

It's funny, yet sad. Makes me want to give her a bigger hug.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 10, 2010, 09:44:00 AM
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/91ee06045c5fe4028ac8e81917f4a861.jpg
[spoiler](http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/91ee06045c5fe4028ac8e81917f4a861.jpg)[/spoiler]

It's funny, yet sad. Makes me want to give her a bigger hug.
Translation?

Also: but but... (http://twitter.com/cristinavee) :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan August 10, 2010, 09:45:55 AM
Translation?

Take a look at how many people are following her Twitter page. It's that nice, fat, zero-looking number.

I don't have a translation for the rest of it, but that's all you need for a punchline.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 10, 2010, 10:13:51 AM
It's best for her. :P

The moonrunes under the numbers are just what you'd expect on Twitter - "following", "followers", and whatever the third is supposed to be. The other moonrunes read "twitter hajimetta", which would mean "twitter has started" or maybe "I've started a twitter account". Ask Kuroi for a second opinion, he's better at this than me. :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 10, 2010, 10:15:02 AM
~SmthCrim786 started following your Twitter~
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 10, 2010, 12:40:06 PM
It's best for her. :P

The moonrunes under the numbers are just what you'd expect on Twitter - "following", "followers", and whatever the third is supposed to be. The other moonrunes read "twitter hajimetta", which would mean "twitter has started" or maybe "I've started a twitter account". Ask Kuroi for a second opinion, he's better at this than me. :p
Twitter has started is more accurate. And lose the extra t!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 10, 2010, 12:52:11 PM
It's best for her. :P

The moonrunes under the numbers are just what you'd expect on Twitter - "following", "followers", and whatever the third is supposed to be. The other moonrunes read "twitter hajimetta", which would mean "twitter has started" or maybe "I've started a twitter account". Ask Kuroi for a second opinion, he's better at this than me. :p
Twitter has started is more accurate. And lose the extra t!
Er, oops. I misread the next-to-last kana (and completely ignored the one before that, apparently). That should be "Twitter hajimemashita", right?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 10, 2010, 03:43:28 PM
It's best for her. :P

The moonrunes under the numbers are just what you'd expect on Twitter - "following", "followers", and whatever the third is supposed to be. The other moonrunes read "twitter hajimetta", which would mean "twitter has started" or maybe "I've started a twitter account". Ask Kuroi for a second opinion, he's better at this than me. :p
Twitter has started is more accurate. And lose the extra t!
Er, oops. I misread the next-to-last kana (and completely ignored the one before that, apparently). That should be "Twitter hajimemashita", right?
Correct. Have a cookie.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan August 10, 2010, 05:27:27 PM
~SmthCrim786 started following your Twitter~

Thus the trolling begins!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan August 10, 2010, 07:37:50 PM
Warning! This Spoiler contains Wanker's Cramp!

[spoiler](http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/221/8/9/8961bf73b8b00ab5be452b51568f209a.png)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 11, 2010, 12:08:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QESfEd180rQ&feature=player_embedded#!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan August 12, 2010, 12:31:06 AM
[spoiler](http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/5e036f1daddc77f756b6ae978c2de211.jpg)[/spoiler]



I can only say this: YES!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada August 21, 2010, 01:13:30 PM
I LOL'ed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0jgEN3qAUg)  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 21, 2010, 01:43:03 PM
I LOL'ed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0jgEN3qAUg)  :lmao

It was so full of WTF that it made me lol. on the inside.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada August 21, 2010, 03:52:58 PM
I don't know why, but I laughed a little with Atlus's latest release... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btdFh34oKGM) even though it's supposed to be a horror game...

And I'm still waiting for SMT IV...

EDIT: Also, I have no idea (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/988981-blazblue-continuum-shift/56060091) why I still go t Gfaqs' BBCS forum....   :rollseyes
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 21, 2010, 06:04:26 PM
EDIT: Also, I have no idea (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/988981-blazblue-continuum-shift/56060091) why I still go t Gfaqs' BBCS forum....   :rollseyes
"Rival sent out Unlimited Hazama!"
"Jubei used Smell! It's super effective!"
:lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 21, 2010, 07:29:40 PM
First, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520).
Then, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw). You can skip the second part, it sucks.
Then, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MANUn_9hDh0).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 22, 2010, 12:32:58 AM
I don't know why, but I laughed a little with Atlus's latest release... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udtYh05N1sw&feature=related) even though it's supposed to be a horror game...

And I'm still waiting for SMT IV...

EDIT: Also, I have no idea (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/988981-blazblue-continuum-shift/56060091) why I still go t Gfaqs' BBCS forum....   :rollseyes

WTF is up with the sheeps?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada August 22, 2010, 01:24:52 AM
I don't know why, but I laughed a little with Atlus's latest release... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udtYh05N1sw&feature=related) even though it's supposed to be a horror game...

And I'm still waiting for SMT IV...

EDIT: Also, I have no idea (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/988981-blazblue-continuum-shift/56060091) why I still go t Gfaqs' BBCS forum....   :rollseyes

WTF is up with the sheeps?


I guess it's how the japanese are trying to inovate the horror.... with sheeps OF DOOM!  :evillaugh
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 22, 2010, 10:58:25 AM
I don't know why, but I laughed a little with Atlus's latest release... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udtYh05N1sw&feature=related) even though it's supposed to be a horror game...

And I'm still waiting for SMT IV...

EDIT: Also, I have no idea (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/988981-blazblue-continuum-shift/56060091) why I still go t Gfaqs' BBCS forum....   :rollseyes

WTF is up with the sheeps?


I guess it's how the japanese are trying to inovate the horror.... with sheeps OF DOOM!  :evillaugh
Video was taken down.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada August 22, 2010, 11:03:53 AM
Video was taken down.

Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btdFh34oKGM) is another one working... also, fixed, the link on my post...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 22, 2010, 02:03:06 PM
Video was taken down.

Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btdFh34oKGM) is another one working... also, fixed, the link on my post...
2:09, open mouth scream is open mouth

Also, sheep wtf? What am I missing from not being able to read the text?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: MyndBulletz August 22, 2010, 07:56:41 PM
First, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520).
Then, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw). You can skip the second part, it sucks.
Then, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MANUn_9hDh0).

Oh wow... :clap
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 23, 2010, 12:22:13 AM
Video was taken down.

Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btdFh34oKGM) is another one working... also, fixed, the link on my post...
2:09, open mouth scream is open mouth

Also, sheep wtf? What am I missing from not being able to read the text?

Perhaps the sheep are butt rapists?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 23, 2010, 04:02:31 AM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/Arilou_skiff/Doom.jpg)
and for uncle kitteh

(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/759.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 23, 2010, 10:00:13 AM
There's a reason Doom is my favorite.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork August 23, 2010, 11:54:47 AM
There's a reason Doom is my favorite.

+1 for epicness
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer August 23, 2010, 12:01:36 PM
Deadpool is better  :D
(http://www.myskoteket.se/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/deadpoolyellowboxes.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 23, 2010, 12:03:59 PM
Deadpool is better  :D
(http://www.myskoteket.se/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/deadpoolyellowboxes.jpg)
Your board name made me lol.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 23, 2010, 12:08:18 PM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/Arilou_skiff/Doom.jpg)
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l267/weasellazer/1158950203421.jpg)
If you can't see it, try here (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l267/weasellazer/1158950203421.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gamespot.com/pages/unions/forums/show_msgs.php%3Ftopic_id%3D25069601%26union_id%3D1338%26page%3D9&usg=__X9N2azXCbf6Hk1UdSbZsVLM7_SU=&h=591&w=799&sz=101&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=Q-Dn21zX9YMMbM:&tbnh=140&tbnw=189&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddr.%2Bdoom%2Bcapital%2Bletters%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D749%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=838&vpy=82&dur=1619&hovh=193&hovw=261&tx=135&ty=103&ei=mX5yTK7zA4a6jAeqksX7CA&oei=JX5yTOWHLJCGswbEoMS5Bg&esq=13&page=1&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0).

Also
[spoiler](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nGfaOeimeAM/SXY9hUaHOeI/AAAAAAAAAE8/YIU7_y6MLkM/s320/funnycomic_cagedoommoney.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial August 23, 2010, 12:46:19 PM
(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/979299305_WsMkV-L.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer August 23, 2010, 01:15:32 PM
Deadpool is better  :D
(http://www.myskoteket.se/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/deadpoolyellowboxes.jpg)
Your board name made me lol.
Success, I has it
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 24, 2010, 04:19:50 PM
Old ladies, do not mess with. (http://san.paulguo.com/?id=49)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight August 24, 2010, 09:38:48 PM
(http://api.ning.com/files/bEHdOpprzPFUruzHYgp2KM04govXJ6*fRF3sW3S4fTk_/Smurfs___HARDCORE___by_RyanKinnaird.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 24, 2010, 10:15:24 PM
Old ladies, do not mess with. (http://san.paulguo.com/?id=49)
Damnit, now I have yet ANOTHER webcomic to read.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: MyndBulletz August 24, 2010, 11:37:42 PM
(http://api.ning.com/files/bEHdOpprzPFUruzHYgp2KM04govXJ6*fRF3sW3S4fTk_/Smurfs___HARDCORE___by_RyanKinnaird.jpg)

What is this and where can I find more?  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 25, 2010, 02:53:49 AM
Theres a live smurf porn film on xhamster somewhere...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan August 25, 2010, 04:48:04 AM
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/235/6/3/THIS_WATER_by_ScottFalco.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 25, 2010, 12:13:17 PM
http://www.holylands.net/
That cracked me up.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick August 25, 2010, 12:17:16 PM
http://www.holylands.net/
That cracked me up.

Well...I guess its Paladins & Pilgrims 3.5
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 25, 2010, 12:53:00 PM
I like how they feel the need to explain what RPG means in the page title.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 25, 2010, 12:56:01 PM
So...anyone take a look at the contents before?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 25, 2010, 01:04:02 PM
http://www.holylands.net/
That cracked me up.

what is this i dont even
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 25, 2010, 01:09:58 PM
Why the Dark Ages as a setting?
We chose the Middle Ages because...
What.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 25, 2010, 01:12:04 PM
http://www.holylands.net/
That cracked me up.

what is this i dont even
I'm tempted to get it, just to see if it's better than Racial Holy War.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 25, 2010, 01:19:52 PM
Don't, you'll probably get spam. Which has a high probability of being Christian spam.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 25, 2010, 01:27:38 PM
Ok, somebody here make a dead drop account and reupload it. They're giving it away for free so it's ok.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 25, 2010, 01:31:22 PM
Ok, somebody here make a dead drop account and reupload it. They're giving it away for free so it's ok.
http://www.guerrillamail.com/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 25, 2010, 01:54:49 PM
Ok, somebody here make a dead drop account and reupload it. They're giving it away for free so it's ok.
http://www.guerrillamail.com/
once my management meeting is over, I'll do it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 25, 2010, 02:24:48 PM
Alright, I've got both books and the character sheet, who wants? Biggest file is 6.3 mb.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer August 25, 2010, 02:45:59 PM
Alright, I've got both books and the character sheet, who wants? Biggest file is 6.3 mb.
My email address can be found by pressing my name, pass it along
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 25, 2010, 02:48:31 PM
Sure, hook me up.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 25, 2010, 02:49:19 PM
Sure, hook me up.
Your email is hidden.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 25, 2010, 02:51:09 PM
Sure, hook me up.
Your email is hidden.
It is? Oh well, try this (paul_gelautz@hotmail.com).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer August 25, 2010, 03:00:07 PM
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/spoonyone/reviews/27141-mazes-and-monsters (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/spoonyone/reviews/27141-mazes-and-monsters)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 25, 2010, 04:54:15 PM
Alright, I've got both books and the character sheet, who wants? Biggest file is 6.3 mb.
Toss it this way!
You emailing directly or using a file host?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 25, 2010, 04:57:20 PM
Alright, I've got both books and the character sheet, who wants? Biggest file is 6.3 mb.
Toss it this way!
You emailing directly or using a file host?
Emailing directly, as I don't have a functioning file host at the moment. If anyone wants to host it themselves and post up the link, that wouldn't bother me any.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 25, 2010, 05:00:29 PM
First impression: The system's erroneus use of the word 'affect' offends me.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: skydragonknight August 25, 2010, 05:18:40 PM
(http://api.ning.com/files/bEHdOpprzPFUruzHYgp2KM04govXJ6*fRF3sW3S4fTk_/Smurfs___HARDCORE___by_RyanKinnaird.jpg)

What is this and where can I find more?  :lol

Tracked it down to an april fools post on a comicon forum.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 25, 2010, 05:53:55 PM
(http://api.ning.com/files/bEHdOpprzPFUruzHYgp2KM04govXJ6*fRF3sW3S4fTk_/Smurfs___HARDCORE___by_RyanKinnaird.jpg)

What is this and where can I find more?  :lol

Tracked it down to an april fools post on a comicon forum.
To be honest, I'd rather the new smurfs movie coming out was like that poster.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork August 25, 2010, 06:23:40 PM
(http://api.ning.com/files/bEHdOpprzPFUruzHYgp2KM04govXJ6*fRF3sW3S4fTk_/Smurfs___HARDCORE___by_RyanKinnaird.jpg)

What is this and where can I find more?  :lol

Tracked it down to an april fools post on a comicon forum.
To be honest, I'd rather the new smurfs movie coming out was like that poster.

+1
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: MyndBulletz August 25, 2010, 09:55:34 PM
(http://api.ning.com/files/bEHdOpprzPFUruzHYgp2KM04govXJ6*fRF3sW3S4fTk_/Smurfs___HARDCORE___by_RyanKinnaird.jpg)

What is this and where can I find more?  :lol

Tracked it down to an april fools post on a comicon forum.
To be honest, I'd rather the new smurfs movie coming out was like that poster.

+1
+2
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick August 26, 2010, 08:19:11 AM
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark Ages ? We can have a laugh.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 26, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark Ages ? We can have a laugh.
Only if we are to poke fun of Christiandom every five seconds.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 26, 2010, 10:28:35 AM
I dunno, I could see myself using the system for a Hellsing campaign, or a Nasuverse camapaign playing as Executors of the church.
As a player, that is. :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 26, 2010, 10:31:19 AM
Why am I being reminded of that BG fanfic tsuyoshikentsu wrote?
(It was tsuyoshikentsu, right?)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 26, 2010, 10:54:25 AM
Why am I being reminded of that BG fanfic tsuyoshikentsu wrote?
(It was tsuyoshikentsu, right?)
Assuming you're thinking of the same one as I am, yes.
EDIT: Yes. (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=3036.msg94181#msg94181)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 26, 2010, 12:25:17 PM
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark Ages ? We can have a laugh.
Only if we are to poke fun of Christiandom every five seconds.
Isn't that totally the whole point?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial August 26, 2010, 04:22:07 PM
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark Middle Ages ? We can have a laugh.
Fixed that for you. :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita August 26, 2010, 04:24:41 PM
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark/Middle Ages, Because Those Terms Totally Mean The Same Thing ? We can have a laugh.
Fixed that for you. :P
Fixed again.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada August 27, 2010, 12:10:06 AM
Read some of the comics.... this is good stuff (http://blazen.thecomicseries.com/comics/61)  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 27, 2010, 02:12:18 AM
Read some of the comics.... this is good stuff (http://blazen.thecomicseries.com/comics/61)  :lmao

Also, read Holy Zen. Less funny, but it explains why Ragna Sol hates Makoto.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick August 27, 2010, 05:41:03 AM
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark/Middle Ages, Because Those Terms Totally Mean The Same Thing ? We can have a laugh at Christfags every 5 seconds and do a whole mockery of whatever shit it is *cue raeg*.
Fixed that for you. :P
Fixed again.
Fixed again.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 27, 2010, 12:06:04 PM
[spoiler](http://a.imageshack.us/img826/6556/43fc38bfdfd7b8d46a8bf04.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 27, 2010, 12:14:03 PM
That picture is fucking delightful.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 27, 2010, 10:34:18 PM
[spoiler](http://daitrombe.net/attachments/74976/SLAP_FIFTEEN_by_captainosaka.png?1277418162)[/spoiler]

EDIT: Something for Kuro
[spoiler](http://files.daitrombe.net/attachments/37/862/yuivideo.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 27, 2010, 11:01:37 PM
[spoiler](http://daitrombe.net/attachments/74976/SLAP_FIFTEEN_by_captainosaka.png?1277418162)[/spoiler]

EDIT: Something for Kuro
[spoiler](http://files.daitrombe.net/attachments/37/862/yuivideo.jpg)[/spoiler]

The picture above it is funnier, but I appreciate the laugh.  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 28, 2010, 04:53:23 AM
: SA goon
This isn't mine, but one of my D&D buddies related it from a 4th edition game his roommate is putting together. He was trying to describe the Star Pact warlock he wanted to run.
Him: "They get their power from the stars -"
DM: "You mean like Sailor Moon?"
Just like that, his character concept of the angsty Lovecraftian cultist fell apart in a shower of rainbows and sparkles. This character has forever become Sailor Warlock.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 28, 2010, 04:04:06 PM
[spoiler](http://a.imageshack.us/img529/8725/6920eec56c8db96ad96b77f.jpg)[/spoiler]
They're so :3
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo August 28, 2010, 04:07:57 PM
That's how pokemon should have looked.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 28, 2010, 05:44:44 PM
[spoiler](http://a.imageshack.us/img529/8725/6920eec56c8db96ad96b77f.jpg)[/spoiler]
They're so :3
NIGHTMARE, I CHOOSE YOU!

: SA goon
This isn't mine, but one of my D&D buddies related it from a 4th edition game his roommate is putting together. He was trying to describe the Star Pact warlock he wanted to run.
Him: "They get their power from the stars -"
DM: "You mean like Sailor Moon?"
Just like that, his character concept of the angsty Lovecraftian cultist fell apart in a shower of rainbows and sparkles. This character has forever become Sailor Warlock.

That's what they get for playing 4th ED. Like Gandalfmoon.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 29, 2010, 02:44:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP4t1G9Y9cY

aah pakistani cinema...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada August 29, 2010, 02:45:12 PM
Kuro, I know you are the one who created this pic:

[spoiler]
(http://a.imageshack.us/img824/7317/gendowned.jpg)
[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 29, 2010, 03:04:33 PM
Kuro, I know you are the one who created this pic:

[spoiler]
(http://a.imageshack.us/img824/7317/gendowned.jpg)
[/spoiler]

Nah, if it were me, Gendou would be SMILING.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 August 29, 2010, 03:34:19 PM
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8431/ayanamis.jpg
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken August 29, 2010, 04:03:26 PM
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8431/ayanamis.jpg
IT'S KUUDERE HEAVEN!!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 29, 2010, 04:15:10 PM
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8431/ayanamis.jpg
Oh to look at them and know that you, and indeed, nobody at all, means anything to them.

Until the end of their routes where something might show
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie August 29, 2010, 04:37:43 PM
She stole his theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuAl-Y7aRRQ&NR=1)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada August 29, 2010, 04:43:31 PM
She stole his theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuAl-Y7aRRQ&NR=1)

Quite old, but I still laugh at this :smirk
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan August 29, 2010, 07:10:52 PM
For Bhu:
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/halolz-dot-com-godofwar-katos-kittenofwar.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 29, 2010, 10:27:51 PM
i must use this for the Cat Burglar somehow... :smirk
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick August 30, 2010, 08:02:40 AM
i must use this for the Cat Burglar somehow... :smirk

No class can do that picture justice except a rager-type.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan August 30, 2010, 09:17:24 PM
I'm considering making a winged character, and I'm debating between the "ranged well above melee range" or the "swoop and pwn melee combat" styles, can anyone offer some experiance in the matter?

Totemist 20, Manticore Belt bound to Totem and Waist chakras. Rain down spiky down in the form of 8-16 ranged attacks that deal 1d6+1/2 Str+Skirmish damage (if you have it). All in one Standard action.


I'd say Ranged is the better option, chief.

Typos wil get me killed one day.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu August 31, 2010, 03:15:58 AM
i must use this for the Cat Burglar somehow... :smirk

No class can do that picture justice except a rager-type.

Sons of Pinky it is...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 01, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
[spoiler](http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/056/321/original/tewiwaifu.png?1277565524)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork September 01, 2010, 08:00:37 PM
(http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/asbr020102hh.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 02, 2010, 12:01:35 AM
(http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/asbr020102hh.jpg)
SO. FULL. OF WIN.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 September 02, 2010, 09:38:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDOg07gku0g

The lyrics existed already, but still fun.


While I'm at it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRv8gnBMiWM
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 03, 2010, 10:35:30 AM
(http://a.imageshack.us/img638/2479/12832886181248.png)
There are some things even the Klan won't do.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 03, 2010, 12:32:41 PM
(http://a.imageshack.us/img638/2479/12832886181248.png)
There are some things even the Klan won't do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPjEjXyZ2vE (http://)
Yep, as we can see here, they do not mind gay members
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 06, 2010, 06:45:07 PM
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/infinite_motivational_posterp11.gif)
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: Kuroimaken September 06, 2010, 06:56:42 PM
I almost had to ask if that shit ever ended.  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 07, 2010, 12:35:42 AM
[spoiler]Today, I engaged in an admittedly guilty pleasure of mine: torturing someone who probably deserved it for fun.

So I'm at the mall, hanging out in this electronics store while my mom checks out clothing stores. I wanted to see if they had a MicroSD > Memory Stick Adapter. Now, these guys were pompous as all fuck: they claimed out front to have "the lowest prices" and "the best merchandise". (You know something's afoot when they make claims like that of any sort.)

It turns out the place looks like fucking Disneyland, because there are about a dozen kids hanging out there. I don't mind THAT, actually, because I like kids: they always seem to have interesting insights on stuff, and I take any opportunity I can to teach them some culture.

The clerks, however, obviously know jack shit about dealing with them, noted by how on edge they seemed to be. While I waited for one of the clerks to come out of his haze, I check out their selection of PS3 games. I'm surprised to find they actually have a fairly well-stocked selection, until, of course, I run into a massive discrepancy. First, I find none of the most obviously 'hot' games for the market (Resident Evil 5, SFIV and Metal Gear Solid 4, which pretty much anybody with a PS3 around here would either want or had bought the damn console FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF PLAYING THAT GAME, AND THAT GAME ONLY). Second, I find Blazblue Calamity Trigger... next to Hannah Freaking Montana.

What.

Blazblue's price tag: 150 bucks (roughly 75 dollars. Sound expensive? Blame our taxes. And by the way, that's considered cheap for an import around here).
Retarded tween popsinger game (no accessories): 300 bucks (roughly 150 dollars).

what is this i don't even

Don't get me wrong, I'd much rather someone walk home with the former rather than the latter, but what was the reason behind this insanity?

Finally, one of the clerks snaps out, and walks up to me, and asks what I need. I ask them for the adapter. They don't have it. (No surprise there: Sony's freaking store didn't either, I found out later).

Then I ask them why they don't happen to have Blazblue Continuum Shift. First the guy talking to me needs me to spell it out for him, because he apparently can only understand so many sillables used on a noun at a time. Then he answers to me that he doesn't know. I point out that he has the freaking Hannah Montana game, and the prequel to CS, along with half a dozen titles that didn't make any sense for his apparent target audience (would you buy Bioshock 2 or Killzone for an 8-year-old?). He replies to me that what I happen to like or dislike doesn't mean much: that the audience for a Hannah Montana game is probably larger than for CS.

I laugh so hard and so evilly at the guy that I almost shit myself. Parents look at me in concern. Children giggle because they find my laughter funny.

"Well, why don't we test out your theory, then?" I turn to the kids in the store. "Hey kids, if you had a PS3, would you buy the Hannah Montana game?" I point at one kid at a time. The unanimous verdict is 'no'.

The guy insists on arguing that he sells a lot more kids' games, and that CS is 'too obscure', and likely hasn't sold half as much. While he yammers, I google the sales on my cell (having predicted that move) and once he's done, I point the figures to him. Turns out BBCS sold roughly 15 times as much in the first week, and by the end of the tenth, is losing to Hannah Montana by about 10k units (however, the latter has been out for twice as long).

While he tries to conjure what few brain cells he has left to come up with a counter-argument, I turn to the concerned parents and point out, "By the way, (X) store on the other side of the mall is selling better games at 75% of the price these clowns are going for." And I move to leave. On the way out, as some parents who have overcome their initial shock at my evil laughter are thanking me for pointing out a better shop, I see the manager walk up to the clerk who was speaking to me, looking ready to rip his nutsack through his nostrils.[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 07, 2010, 12:49:49 AM
+1. You need to IHS that store's ceiling beams onto the clerk.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 07, 2010, 01:05:23 AM
+1. You need to IHS that store's ceiling beams onto the clerk.

Dude, publically emasculating someone by humiliating him with superior career knowledge I can get away with. Random destruction would cost me.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 07, 2010, 01:27:19 AM
That was mean...and masterful RL trolling.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 07, 2010, 01:30:02 AM
That was mean...and masterful RL trolling.
But entirely justified.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 07, 2010, 01:33:59 AM
That was mean...and masterful RL trolling.
That's why it's a guilty pleasure, and therefore I don't engage in it often.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 07, 2010, 03:49:43 AM
 :clap For Kuro
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada September 07, 2010, 08:27:55 AM
That was mean...and masterful RL trolling.

Kuro's face after the successful trolling:

(http://i903.photobucket.com/albums/ac235/wataru_1995x/TerumiAvatar.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 07, 2010, 08:41:20 AM
I've been wanting to get a hat. Now I must get one, so I can tip it to you.

Also, the 'pointing at one kid at a time' bit had me thinking about that "What is your profession?" scene. Coincidence?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 07, 2010, 12:18:09 PM
Photobucket hates my guts. Can you link that again, Risada?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 07, 2010, 01:34:11 PM
Photobucket hates my guts. Can you link that again, Risada?

It's Trollzama/Terumi. And the comparison suits you.
I've been wanting to get a hat. Now I must get one, so I can tip it to you.

Also, the 'pointing at one kid at a time' bit had me thinking about that "What is your profession?" scene. Coincidence?

Everyone wants a fedora.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada September 07, 2010, 01:43:15 PM
Photobucket hates my guts. Can you link that again, Risada?

As you wish.

(http://a.imageshack.us/img291/7167/terumiavatar.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Archmage Joda September 07, 2010, 01:46:00 PM
Kuro, that was just...friggin'...awesome. My hat's off to you too. In fact, all hats, everywhere, are.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 07, 2010, 04:07:27 PM
Photobucket hates my guts. Can you link that again, Risada?

It's Trollzama/Terumi. And the comparison suits you.
I've been wanting to get a hat. Now I must get one, so I can tip it to you.

Also, the 'pointing at one kid at a time' bit had me thinking about that "What is your profession?" scene. Coincidence?

Everyone wants a fedora.


So... Photobucket is the Master Unit Amaterasu?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 07, 2010, 05:23:05 PM
This fungi is lol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_impudicus)
Phallus impudicus is able to exert up to 1.33 kN/m2 of pressure, (enough to grow through asphalt).[7]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 07, 2010, 05:31:25 PM
This fungi is lol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_impudicus)
Phallus impudicus is able to exert up to 1.33 kN/m2 of pressure, (enough to grow through asphalt).[7]

So basically it's a sex-changing shroom.

(Also, fungi is plural. The singular is fungus.)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 07, 2010, 06:06:10 PM
I'm learning a lot about all sorts of fungi at the moment, if you want to be the devil incarnate you can locate your closest Coprinus atramentarius and sneak it into someones food at a party or a day before one. The effect from eating them is the same as taking antabus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disulfiram), this means you skip the "fun" effect of drinking and head straight for a big hangover :devil. The fungus itself was considered edible for a long while and the toxin is not dangerous in a small dose at one occasion. Also, it is apparently considered quite tasty...

If you ever plan on making this a running gag have in mind that the coprin in them will lower your sperm count and is suspected to cause  testicles to shut down as a result of long time consumption.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 09, 2010, 10:59:06 AM
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/252/e/2/ketchup_by_kikariz-d2ycibx.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 09, 2010, 11:23:09 AM
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/252/e/2/ketchup_by_kikariz-d2ycibx.jpg)

That just reminded me of Ponyo.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 09, 2010, 04:20:52 PM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/hw0adc.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 09, 2010, 04:22:59 PM
Source?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 09, 2010, 05:52:56 PM
To be honest, I am not quite sure if I should laugh or cry
[spoiler]http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/89d47a20-a890-400a-8dff-69d53ea91aff.jpg (http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/89d47a20-a890-400a-8dff-69d53ea91aff.jpg)[/spoiler]

Edit: NSFW (by popular request)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 09, 2010, 06:02:45 PM
Is...is that for what I think it is?
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: Agita September 09, 2010, 06:04:17 PM
Is...is that for what I think it is?
I don't want it to be, but yes, it is.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 09, 2010, 06:05:52 PM
Is...is that for what I think it is?
I don't want it to be, but yes, it is.
>.<
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: Sinfire Titan September 09, 2010, 06:06:23 PM
Monotremeancer, that's highly inappropriate (especially without NSFW tags). Either direct link to the image or delete it entirely, but don't leave it as-is.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 09, 2010, 06:09:27 PM
Monotremeancer, that's highly inappropriate (especially without NSFW tags). Either direct link to the image or delete it entirely, but don't leave it as-is.
Did not seem that bad to me, just slightly disturbing, but anyway, fixed
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 09, 2010, 09:33:12 PM
So it seems the running theory I'm capable of IHS has been confirmed.

I was going home with my cousin after we'd made our hourly quota of exercise for the day (which basically involved running laps). Then I suddenly hear this shriek and some guy runs past holding a woman's purse.

Despite being somewhat tired, the guy's overweight, so I figure, what the hell, I can catch the fucker. So I run after him. It's important to say at this point that I was still listening to music, so I had my headphones on.

As I run across the street, I suddenly find myself flung to the side with a lot of force. I roll around on the ground a bit and manage to scamper to my feet (thank you, years of judo, for teaching the proper way to fall down without injuring myself). I resume the rush, and tackle the guy down. A variety of onlookers start gathering around, all of them start asking, almost at once, "Dude, are you okay? You should go to the hospital or something."

To which I reply, "Why? I'm just short on breath."

And then some people turn and look at where I'd fallen down. There was a car like this (http://www.dragtimes.com/images/5476-2002-Chevrolet-S10%20Pickup.jpg)this with some skid marks on the street...

...and a nice, me-sized dent smack in the middle of the bumper.

I ended up checking at the hospital. No injuries whatsoever. Not even from rolling around on the asphalt.

I'm fucking scared.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 September 09, 2010, 09:34:42 PM
My advice: stay away from strange parakeets.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 09, 2010, 09:37:54 PM
So it seems the running theory I'm capable of IHS has been confirmed.

I was going home with my cousin after we'd made our hourly quota of exercise for the day (which basically involved running laps). Then I suddenly hear this shriek and some guy runs past holding a woman's purse.

Despite being somewhat tired, the guy's overweight, so I figure, what the hell, I can catch the fucker. So I run after him. It's important to say at this point that I was still listening to music, so I had my headphones on.

As I run across the street, I suddenly find myself flung to the side with a lot of force. I roll around on the ground a bit and manage to scamper to my feet (thank you, years of judo, for teaching the proper way to fall down without injuring myself). I resume the rush, and tackle the guy down. A variety of onlookers start gathering around, all of them start asking, almost at once, "Dude, are you okay? You should go to the hospital or something."

To which I reply, "Why? I'm just short on breath."

And then some people turn and look at where I'd fallen down. There was a car like this (http://www.dragtimes.com/images/5476-2002-Chevrolet-S10%20Pickup.jpg)this with some skid marks on the street...

...and a nice, me-sized dent smack in the middle of the bumper.

I ended up checking at the hospital. No injuries whatsoever. Not even from rolling around on the asphalt.

I'm fucking scared.

That's not IHS, that's Steely Resolve. Cause if it were IHS, there either wouldn't have been a car left or the fucker with the stolen purse would have imploded for hindering your relaxation.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 09, 2010, 09:41:21 PM
My advice: stay away from strange parakeets.

That's weird. We used to have parakeets. They all tended to die of mysterious reasons unrelated to old age. We didn't have a cat, and the dog wasn't allowed indoors, so...

So it seems the running theory I'm capable of IHS has been confirmed.

I was going home with my cousin after we'd made our hourly quota of exercise for the day (which basically involved running laps). Then I suddenly hear this shriek and some guy runs past holding a woman's purse.

Despite being somewhat tired, the guy's overweight, so I figure, what the hell, I can catch the fucker. So I run after him. It's important to say at this point that I was still listening to music, so I had my headphones on.

As I run across the street, I suddenly find myself flung to the side with a lot of force. I roll around on the ground a bit and manage to scamper to my feet (thank you, years of judo, for teaching the proper way to fall down without injuring myself). I resume the rush, and tackle the guy down. A variety of onlookers start gathering around, all of them start asking, almost at once, "Dude, are you okay? You should go to the hospital or something."

To which I reply, "Why? I'm just short on breath."

And then some people turn and look at where I'd fallen down. There was a car like this (http://www.dragtimes.com/images/5476-2002-Chevrolet-S10%20Pickup.jpg)this with some skid marks on the street...

...and a nice, me-sized dent smack in the middle of the bumper.

I ended up checking at the hospital. No injuries whatsoever. Not even from rolling around on the asphalt.

I'm fucking scared.

That's not IHS, that's Steely Resolve. Cause if it were IHS, there either wouldn't have been a car left or the fucker with the stolen purse would have imploded for hindering your relaxation.

I suppose I can't argue with that.

Interestingly, I'm not familiar with Steely Resolve.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 09, 2010, 09:44:58 PM
Wouldn't that make him a crusader, though?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 09, 2010, 09:52:09 PM
Wouldn't that make him a crusader, though?

Yeah. Could've Martial Studied for IHS though.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 09, 2010, 09:56:04 PM
I don't know whether to admonish you for just running across a street or applaud you for pulling that off. Maybe both.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 09, 2010, 10:03:03 PM
Wouldn't that make him a crusader, though?
That'd be fucking ironic, because me as a crusader is basically the most likely image I had of being next to Hell freezing over.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 09, 2010, 10:08:27 PM
Wouldn't that make him a crusader, though?
That'd be fucking ironic, because me as a crusader is basically the most likely image I had of being next to Hell freezing over.
Move to Scandinavia? AFAIK, up north the image of Hell they have is of a fucking cold place. :P
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: Prime32 September 09, 2010, 10:39:22 PM
My advice: stay away from strange parakeets.

That's weird. We used to have parakeets. They all tended to die of mysterious reasons unrelated to old age. We didn't have a cat, and the dog wasn't allowed indoors, so...
Know any strawberry blondes?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 09, 2010, 11:56:03 PM
My advice: stay away from strange parakeets.

That's weird. We used to have parakeets. They all tended to die of mysterious reasons unrelated to old age. We didn't have a cat, and the dog wasn't allowed indoors, so...
Know any strawberry blondes?
That was a long time ago, really. I don't think we knew any, though.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 10, 2010, 04:32:42 AM
Body of steel much?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 10, 2010, 08:06:57 AM
Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 10, 2010, 08:34:01 AM
Body of steel much?
Steel is his body, and fire is his blood?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 10, 2010, 09:14:58 AM
Well, hes gotten along fine with metal so far dealing little damage....
Hey Kuro, want to try some fire?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 10, 2010, 09:18:35 AM
Well, hes gotten along fine with metal so far dealing little damage....
Hey Kuro, want to try some fire?
Take a jog in a blast furnace or something.
Then again, I hear Brazil is pretty hot as is...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 10, 2010, 10:59:32 AM
Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?

While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.

Well, hes gotten along fine with metal so far dealing little damage....
Hey Kuro, want to try some fire?
Take a jog in a blast furnace or something.
Then again, I hear Brazil is pretty hot as is...

In my town specifically, we sometimes get temperatures as high as 44 degrees Celsius. Fuck if I knew what that is in Fahrenheit.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 10, 2010, 11:00:39 AM
Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?

While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.

Well, hes gotten along fine with metal so far dealing little damage....
Hey Kuro, want to try some fire?
Take a jog in a blast furnace or something.
Then again, I hear Brazil is pretty hot as is...

In my town specifically, we sometimes get temperatures as high as 44 degrees Celsius. Fuck if I knew what that is in Fahrenheit.
It was a Heroes reference.

And 111 F. Sounds like what we've been dealing with since June. It suuuuucks >.<
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 10, 2010, 11:16:54 AM
Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?

While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.
(http://i53.tinypic.com/30j71is.png)

EDIT: 'ouendan' = 'king/lord' + 'fire' + 'brigade'? While unlikely, that would be awesome.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 10, 2010, 11:21:47 AM
Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?

While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.
(http://i53.tinypic.com/30j71is.png)
+MF1!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 10, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?

While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.
(http://i53.tinypic.com/30j71is.png)
+MF1!
+GD2.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork September 10, 2010, 12:40:10 PM
Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?

While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.
(http://i53.tinypic.com/30j71is.png)
+MF1!
+GD2.

 :lmao :lmao :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 10, 2010, 03:49:24 PM
I had the mental image of kuro as superman when a truck hits.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 10, 2010, 06:45:30 PM
 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Actually, it's more like this.

(http://files.for-robots.com/gfr/postimg/ouendan.jpg)

AKA Japan somehow making cheerleading manly.

[spoiler]Or this. (Spoilered for your convenience)
(http://cms7.blogia.com/blogs/m/mi/mig/miguel993/upload/20091119095954-ouendan18an.jpg)

OSSU![/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 11, 2010, 12:22:12 AM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/13638bbbb1/watermelon-launch-fail?rel=player
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 11, 2010, 08:53:41 AM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/13638bbbb1/watermelon-launch-fail?rel=player
that's my new video of the week
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 11, 2010, 09:35:21 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Actually, it's more like this.

(http://files.for-robots.com/gfr/postimg/ouendan.jpg)

AKA Japan somehow making cheerleading manly.

[spoiler]Or this. (Spoilered for your convenience)
(http://cms7.blogia.com/blogs/m/mi/mig/miguel993/upload/20091119095954-ouendan18an.jpg)

OSSU![/spoiler]

What, are you implying this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su4wGRhujnM) isn't manly? (:P)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 11, 2010, 12:53:55 PM
Agita, the mere presence of skirts and hip-swaying in that video diminish its manliness quotient by 300%.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac September 11, 2010, 01:35:58 PM
Agita, the mere presence of skirts and hip-swaying in that video diminish its manliness quotient by 300%.
you missed a couple of 0's.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 11, 2010, 01:57:18 PM
I'd smite you guys with my +5 Hammer of Anal Mathematicians, but I'll just leave this here instead. :P

(http://p0.p.pixnet.net/albums/userpics/0/7/215807/1188117314.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 11, 2010, 11:03:30 PM
What, are you implying this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su4wGRhujnM) isn't manly? (:P)

That just tastes like a truck-load of diabetes.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick September 12, 2010, 02:13:51 AM
Enjoy something manly then. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqPRLfVB0I)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 12, 2010, 02:36:36 AM
Enjoy something manly then. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqPRLfVB0I)
Although I suspect I would enjoy that a lot more if I could understand it, I may have just died a little inside.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 12, 2010, 06:41:54 AM
Enjoy something manly then. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqPRLfVB0I)
Although I suspect I would enjoy that a lot more if I could understand it, I may have just died a little inside.
That is manly? This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIqya836xcw) is manly!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 12, 2010, 11:02:42 AM
When he tenderized the meat by pistolwhipping it with an airsoft gun was my favorite part.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick September 12, 2010, 12:06:57 PM
Enjoy something manly then. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqPRLfVB0I)
Although I suspect I would enjoy that a lot more if I could understand it, I may have just died a little inside.
That is manly? This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIqya836xcw) is manly!

Not as manly as a real manly man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1IiUAtoNBk)

And something else

[spoiler](http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/6351/30953.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 12, 2010, 01:08:03 PM
Bah. You want manly? OTOKORASHII OTOKO MISETEAGEROU!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSxPcLZgzI&feature=related)

Also, this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk4aJZ8Mg5U)

[spoiler]Bah. Couldn't find a BASTARD!! video that wasn't NFSW aside from that AMV. Oh well. At least it's a good one.[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 12, 2010, 07:17:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Mhi51hlXU    :eh
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 12, 2010, 09:05:32 PM
All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 12, 2010, 09:19:33 PM
All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)

As someone who subs Hakumen, I approve.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Risada September 12, 2010, 10:13:12 PM
All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)

 :twitch

This.... this.... this is madness!!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 12, 2010, 10:22:02 PM
All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)

 :twitch

This.... this.... this is madness!!

Hakumen=SPARTA!


Seriously, if Leonidas had Hakumen on his team, the Persians wouldn't have stood a chance.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 12, 2010, 11:00:42 PM
All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)

 :twitch

This.... this.... this is madness!!

Hakumen=SPARTA!


Seriously, if Leonidas had Hakumen on his team, the Persians wouldn't have stood a chance.
D spam FTW!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 September 12, 2010, 11:43:12 PM
All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)

 :twitch

This.... this.... this is madness!!

Hakumen=SPARTA!


Seriously, if Leonidas had Hakumen on his team, the Persians wouldn't have stood a chance.
D spam FTW!
Added to the fact that he can kill an entire platoon of archers by using his Astral Heat to cut an arrow fired at him.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 13, 2010, 01:06:55 AM
All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)

 :twitch

This.... this.... this is madness!!

Hakumen=SPARTA!


Seriously, if Leonidas had Hakumen on his team, the Persians wouldn't have stood a chance.
D spam FTW!
Added to the fact that he can kill an entire platoon of archers by using his Astral Heat to cut an arrow fired at him.
Astral Heat Shmastral Heat, his Distortion Drive should be enough.  :p

I loved how they added awesome music to all Astral Heats though.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 13, 2010, 04:16:11 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemonanimetvshow-james-victreebel-surpriseheadsecks.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 13, 2010, 04:19:37 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemonanimetvshow-james-victreebel-surpriseheadsecks.jpg)
+1
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: j0lt September 14, 2010, 05:32:47 PM
I'm so sorry... (http://www.leekspin.com/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 14, 2010, 06:56:09 PM
I'm so sorry... (http://www.leekspin.com/)
Did you time travel from the past?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 14, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
I'm so sorry... (http://www.leekspin.com/)
Did you time travel from the past?
Perhaps more importantly, where the heck have you been?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: j0lt September 15, 2010, 04:35:07 AM
I'm so sorry... (http://www.leekspin.com/)
Did you time travel from the past?
Perhaps more importantly, where the heck have you been?
It went away, but now it's back!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 16, 2010, 11:13:38 AM
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/107/4/e/Summakuma_by_nJoo.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 16, 2010, 03:02:36 PM
When did Gouki move to Hawaii?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 September 16, 2010, 03:34:17 PM
So that's what too much Sunny Delight does to you...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 17, 2010, 01:48:06 AM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-nomoreheroes-travistouchdown-killingtime.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 17, 2010, 03:25:43 PM
Stephen King's EPIC TROLLING WIN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNh_l5oO22E)

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork September 17, 2010, 03:35:53 PM
Stephen King's EPIC TROLLING WIN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNh_l5oO22E)



AMAZING BOOKTROLL!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 17, 2010, 05:18:51 PM
[spoiler](http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/capitalismho.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 17, 2010, 05:48:56 PM
Holy cow.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 September 18, 2010, 09:46:03 AM
Just came across this

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7187027/Polish-newspaper-claims-Pedobear-is-2010-Vancouver-Olympic-mascot.html
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 18, 2010, 03:55:01 PM
[spoiler](http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/capitalismho.jpg)[/spoiler]
It's from here (http://www.atalude.net/2010/09/16/recettear-capitalism-hnnnnngh/)
[spoiler](http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/174/brotherv.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 September 18, 2010, 11:23:27 PM
Why learning Japanese is difficult. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJVd27d_ujQ)

Unlike laser.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 19, 2010, 02:40:16 AM
Why learning Japanese is difficult. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJVd27d_ujQ)

Unlike laser.

I already knew all that.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 19, 2010, 09:20:50 AM
That was hilarious.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac September 21, 2010, 12:25:00 PM
(http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0910_wtf/religion_is_like_a_penis.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder September 21, 2010, 12:40:14 PM
(http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0910_wtf/religion_is_like_a_penis.jpg)
:lol :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Vynar September 21, 2010, 12:51:04 PM
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 21, 2010, 01:20:44 PM
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359


I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Vynar September 21, 2010, 01:47:33 PM
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359


I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?

I don't know, I figured somebody might laugh at that but I can't possibly image a possible context in any film where that makes sense. I just can't think of anything else to say.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 21, 2010, 02:26:02 PM
(http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0910_wtf/religion_is_like_a_penis.jpg)
Amen!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac September 21, 2010, 02:32:43 PM
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359


I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?

I don't know, I figured somebody might laugh at that but I can't possibly image a possible context in any film where that makes sense. I just can't think of anything else to say.
thus, yet again, proving that ..... [spoiler](http://www.thehumorblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/japan_weird.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 21, 2010, 02:37:29 PM
What pokemon battles would be really like (http://nerfnow.com/comic/121)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork September 21, 2010, 02:47:59 PM
I don't even know how to feel about this. (http://nerfnow.com/comic/27)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 21, 2010, 06:11:51 PM
I don't even know how to feel about this. (http://nerfnow.com/comic/27)
To be honest, I never thought it would be possible to draw something that is obviously zerg in such a cute way.
My feelings towards it can best be described like this "Wait, what?"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 21, 2010, 08:41:15 PM
Totally NOT his fault. (http://nerfnow.com/comic/118)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims September 21, 2010, 09:05:16 PM
I don't even know how to feel about this. (http://nerfnow.com/comic/27)
To be honest, I never thought it would be possible to draw something that is obviously zerg in such a cute way.
My feelings towards it can best be described like this "Wait, what?"

I suppose I shouldn't dig up and link the Rule 34 on Drone-Tan...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork September 21, 2010, 09:19:46 PM
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2238/primewank.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 22, 2010, 01:51:35 AM
snip

This is just plain funny.


In other news:

(http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii359/SinfireTitan/Untitled.jpg)


Edit: I love how the sentry is aimed right at him, and how the Sentret just doesn't seem to care.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 22, 2010, 02:41:00 AM
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359


I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?

I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk.  Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir September 22, 2010, 02:57:43 AM
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359


I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?

I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk.  Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.

"...a common movie theme."

I'm now more terrified of Japan than I ever have been since I first learned what tentacle rape was.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 22, 2010, 03:54:31 AM
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359


I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?

I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk.  Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.

"...a common movie theme."

I'm now more terrified of Japan than I ever have been since I first learned what tentacle rape was.
+1
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu September 22, 2010, 04:23:42 AM
http://www.midnighteye.com/reviews/ninjavix.shtml

http://walterjonwilliams.blogspot.com/2008/10/reviews-too-late-ninja-vixens.html

Aaah the clip is from Female Ninjas: The Magic Chronicles

http://www.illuminatedlantern.com/cinema/review/archives/female_ninja_magic_chronicles.php

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0187220/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 22, 2010, 06:31:05 AM
I don't even know how to feel about this. (http://nerfnow.com/comic/27)
To be honest, I never thought it would be possible to draw something that is obviously zerg in such a cute way.
My feelings towards it can best be described like this "Wait, what?"
Adorable zergling twins!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 22, 2010, 08:31:49 AM
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359


I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?

I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk.  Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.

"...a common movie theme."

I'm now more terrified of Japan than I ever have been since I first learned what tentacle rape was.
+1

Bah. After that tokusatsu series where there's a girl who fights a bee-woman that kills men who are obsessed with boobs by making them grow breasts, float up and explode, grows giant spikes out of her tits and seals people away by shooting nipples, nothing hardly ever fazes me about Japan anymore.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 22, 2010, 09:46:13 AM
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359


I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?

I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk.  Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.

"...a common movie theme."

I'm now more terrified of Japan than I ever have been since I first learned what tentacle rape was.
+1

Bah. After that tokusatsu series where there's a girl who fights a bee-woman that kills men who are obsessed with boobs by making them grow breasts, float up and explode, grows giant spikes out of her tits and seals people away by shooting nipples, nothing hardly ever fazes me about Japan anymore.
You forget the bit where she performs a bare hand blade block with her boobs.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 22, 2010, 12:05:18 PM
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5798/jasminel.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 22, 2010, 01:51:31 PM
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359


I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?

I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk.  Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.

"...a common movie theme."

I'm now more terrified of Japan than I ever have been since I first learned what tentacle rape was.
+1

Bah. After that tokusatsu series where there's a girl who fights a bee-woman that kills men who are obsessed with boobs by making them grow breasts, float up and explode, grows giant spikes out of her tits and seals people away by shooting nipples, nothing hardly ever fazes me about Japan anymore.
You forget the bit where she performs a bare hand blade block with her boobs.

Or the part where the heroine imprisons her in her chest and exclaims "my chest is so full!"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 22, 2010, 02:18:48 PM
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359


I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?

I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk.  Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.

"...a common movie theme."

I'm now more terrified of Japan than I ever have been since I first learned what tentacle rape was.
+1

Bah. After that tokusatsu series where there's a girl who fights a bee-woman that kills men who are obsessed with boobs by making them grow breasts, float up and explode, grows giant spikes out of her tits and seals people away by shooting nipples, nothing hardly ever fazes me about Japan anymore.
You forget the bit where she performs a bare hand blade block with her boobs.

Or the part where the heroine imprisons her in her chest and exclaims "my chest is so full!"
if that was accomplishable irl, every american middle and high school would have a sudden drop in female students by 60%.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: MyndBulletz September 22, 2010, 09:27:59 PM
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5798/jasminel.jpg)
:lmao :lmao :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 23, 2010, 03:59:28 AM
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-faaaalcooon.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 23, 2010, 07:58:49 AM
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5798/jasminel.jpg)
:lmao :lmao :lmao

Magnemites probably tingle a bit from the charge
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 23, 2010, 10:18:17 AM
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5798/jasminel.jpg)
:lmao :lmao :lmao

Magnemites probably tingle a bit from the charge
"You taste like a 9 volt battery"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 23, 2010, 02:16:34 PM
I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 23, 2010, 02:40:54 PM
I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)
Already posted a page or two back :)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 23, 2010, 02:45:59 PM
I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)
Already posted a page or two back :)
Ah, must have missed it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 23, 2010, 05:38:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVZZ7wYjdwQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVZZ7wYjdwQ)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 23, 2010, 06:48:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVZZ7wYjdwQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVZZ7wYjdwQ)

Do wat naow?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 23, 2010, 07:30:46 PM
I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)
Already posted a page or two back :)
Ah, must have missed it.
THAT... would be AWESOME.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 24, 2010, 03:59:05 AM
I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)
Already posted a page or two back :)
Ah, must have missed it.
THAT... would be AWESOME.
Seems Ash would be less of a hypocrite like that... That would be a huge improvement
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 24, 2010, 01:01:29 PM
I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)
Already posted a page or two back :)
Ah, must have missed it.
THAT... would be AWESOME.
Seems Ash would be less of a hypocrite like that... That would be a huge improvement
He threw away his hat. The bastard never really was the same afterwards.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 24, 2010, 09:38:45 PM
I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)
Already posted a page or two back :)
Ah, must have missed it.
THAT... would be AWESOME.
Seems Ash would be less of a hypocrite like that... That would be a huge improvement
He threw away his hat. The bastard never really was the same afterwards.
I can relate to that, I would not just be the same without my hat. My nickname at school has become "The Hat" for a reason...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 September 24, 2010, 09:54:10 PM
I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)
Already posted a page or two back :)
Ah, must have missed it.
THAT... would be AWESOME.
Seems Ash would be less of a hypocrite like that... That would be a huge improvement
He threw away his hat. The bastard never really was the same afterwards.
I can relate to that, I would not just be the same without my hat. My nickname at school has become "The Hat" for a reason...
If I knew where to find it, this is where I would post that Touhou 4koma where Marisa walks in on Reimu naked...
[spoiler]She freaks out and asks if she has no decency, not wearing her ribbon.[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 25, 2010, 03:30:31 PM
[spoiler](http://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20081015.gif)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 26, 2010, 06:47:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50) Some people might find this offensive, I just find it hilarious
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac September 26, 2010, 11:28:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50) Some people might find this offensive, I just find it hilarious
please tell me that this is a parody.  :twitch

..... and the cycle continues.  :nonono
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 27, 2010, 12:39:27 AM
For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick September 27, 2010, 02:21:14 AM
For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]


A Raticate as their Sensei?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 27, 2010, 02:41:53 AM
I guess so.


Now what would make a good Shredder?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie September 27, 2010, 03:19:54 AM
For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
Sweet!
Scyther for Shredder?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 27, 2010, 03:28:15 AM
For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
Sweet!
Scyther for Shredder?

Taken slightly out of context, it sounds like we are electing candidates...

I was thinking Zangoose myself. In armor.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 27, 2010, 04:15:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50) Some people might find this offensive, I just find it hilarious
please tell me that this is a parody.  :twitch

..... and the cycle continues.  :nonono
To ease your mind, yes, it is a parody. Here is a more obvious one, just for teh lols http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick September 27, 2010, 07:39:00 AM
For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
Sweet!
Scyther for Shredder?

Taken slightly out of context, it sounds like we are electing candidates...

I was thinking Zangoose myself. In armor.

At least it isn't Teenage Touhou Ninja Fairies.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 27, 2010, 09:00:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50) Some people might find this offensive, I just find it hilarious
please tell me that this is a parody.  :twitch

..... and the cycle continues.  :nonono
To ease your mind, yes, it is a parody. Here is a more obvious one, just for teh lols http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg)

Of course, reading the news "headlines" underneath should work well for discovering it too.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo September 27, 2010, 11:44:39 AM
For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
Sweet!
Scyther for Shredder?

Taken slightly out of context, it sounds like we are electing candidates...

I was thinking Zangoose myself. In armor.

At least it isn't Teenage Touhou Ninja Fairies.
I think that would get a huge following.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita September 27, 2010, 12:06:58 PM
For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
Sweet!
Scyther for Shredder?

Taken slightly out of context, it sounds like we are electing candidates...

I was thinking Zangoose myself. In armor.

At least it isn't Teenage Touhou Ninja Fairies.
I think that would get a huge following.
[spoiler](http://i53.tinypic.com/2nhn520.jpg)[/spoiler]

Technically not a fairy, but getting there.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac September 27, 2010, 12:13:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50) Some people might find this offensive, I just find it hilarious
please tell me that this is a parody.  :twitch

..... and the cycle continues.  :nonono
To ease your mind, yes, it is a parody. Here is a more obvious one, just for teh lols http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg)

Of course, reading the news "headlines" underneath should work well for discovering it too.
yeah, I realized it later.  
that's what I get for looking at it while I was still cleaning out the ol' eye-boogers   :facepalm  :embarrassed
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 27, 2010, 05:02:11 PM
[spoiler](http://cdn.lfgcomic.com/comics/lfg395.gif)[/spoiler]


He's not getting up again!

Edit: And I just noticed he's warming himself with the fire!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan September 27, 2010, 11:36:33 PM
What is this? I don't even
[spoiler](http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs51/i/2009/315/e/5/18_Rainbow_by_KawaiiSonicChao.png)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken September 28, 2010, 08:17:37 AM
What is this? I don't even
[spoiler](http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs51/i/2009/315/e/5/18_Rainbow_by_KawaiiSonicChao.png)[/spoiler]

 :lmao :lmao :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder September 28, 2010, 08:58:05 PM
(http://www.cslacker.com/images/file/mediums/my_next_life_-_by_woody_allen.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork September 29, 2010, 01:17:44 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs215.ash2/47788_10100319004060180_7938777_64528952_2053822_n.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial September 29, 2010, 02:44:27 PM
My soft fleshy body! It cries for mercy!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY September 29, 2010, 02:59:28 PM
That Woody Allen poster is awesome.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer September 29, 2010, 03:45:46 PM
My soft fleshy body! It cries for mercy!
Once you've handled a few owls you realise that their claws can not beat a pair of thick gloves. All that poop is slightly more annoying though
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 01, 2010, 08:29:07 AM
(http://www.fybertech.com/4get/12858754343428.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 01, 2010, 06:57:56 PM
Where the hell did that come from?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial October 01, 2010, 08:26:09 PM
And why am I reminded of Ein? :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 01, 2010, 08:39:20 PM
Because you posted on my other thread, regarding The Real Folk Blues?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial October 01, 2010, 08:41:37 PM
After this one, though. About 10 minutes later.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 01, 2010, 08:44:59 PM
You were probably thinking of it beforehand, though.

Cowboy Bebop: it's in your BRAIN.  :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial October 01, 2010, 08:49:00 PM
You were probably thinking of it beforehand, though.

Cowboy Bebop: it's in your BRAIN.  :P
Brain Scratch? :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 01, 2010, 11:15:51 PM
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/274/6/7/67f897d4ac8ca0f9c7410b97f420bd4d-d2zunaj.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 02, 2010, 06:13:46 AM
Solar Beam (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6904AR20101001)
Reflective "death ray" torments Vegas sunbathers

(Reuters) - MGM Resorts International is taking the heat for an intense beam of searing desert sunlight, jokingly dubbed the "death ray," that some hotel guests say poses a risk of severe burns to bathers lounging poolside.

The beam is actually a concentrated reflection of solar rays bouncing off the gleaming glass facade of the concave-shaped, high-rise Vdara hotel and condominium, which opened on the Las Vegas "strip" in December.

Local media, as well as some hotel staff and guests, have come to refer to the reflection as the "death ray," but MGM Resorts officials prefer to call it a "solar convergence phenomenon."

"The refraction moves across the pool deck over a period 90 minutes," company spokesman Gordon Absher told Reuters. "It's never in the same place from day to day or week to week because the sun its changing its elevation in the sky."

MGM Resorts, which owns the property, has sought to correct the problem by installing a high-tech solar film over each of the 3,000 glass panes covering the south facade of the Vdara

to scatter the rays.

But the concentrated sunlight remains hot enough at certain times, in certain spots, to melt plastic and singe hair, said William Pintas, 49, a Chicago lawyer and Vdara condo owner who first encountered the effect earlier after a dip in the pool.

When his head started burning, he thought it was from chemicals in the pool.

"So I just laid down in the chair, and that's when my back and the back of my legs started burning, and I ran under a nearby umbrella. And I'm under the umbrella and there is no shading from the light or heat," he recounted. "It was the strangest thing."

Pintas said he could even smell his hair starting to burn.

Astonished and angry, he alerted hotel staff, then called the local newspaper to draw attention to the problem.

Absher said MGM Resorts is "now looking into further mitigation procedures," including more umbrellas, additional foliage or shade structures.

He said not everyone has complained. On cooler days, he said, he has seen sunbathers deliberately lay their blankets on the convergence spot for additional warmth.

But Pintas said he worries that sooner or later, someone will end up seriously burned if they fall asleep in the path of the ray, even if under an umbrella, because as he found the concentrated light can penetrate the shade.

"In Vegas, people are out drinking the night before, so it's not hard to imagine people being unconscious there under an umbrella," he said.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 02, 2010, 10:39:26 AM
Yeah, people don't realize the UV doesn't give two shits if there's clouds or umbrellas in the way. I deal with that occurrence daily at my job.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 02, 2010, 12:36:12 PM
And here I thought the 3000 BC solar lasers from Resident Evil 5 were bogus...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 02, 2010, 03:55:15 PM
Yeah, people don't realize the UV doesn't give two shits if there's clouds or umbrellas in the way. I deal with that occurrence daily at my job.
The funny part is they're dealing with it by putting up more umbrellas.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 02, 2010, 04:07:46 PM
Yeah, people don't realize the UV doesn't give two shits if there's clouds or umbrellas in the way. I deal with that occurrence daily at my job.
The funny part is they're dealing with it by putting up more umbrellas.
Which, unless they are coated with UV reflective foil, won't do jack except prevent things catching fire...

...maybe.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 02, 2010, 04:54:38 PM
Yeah, people don't realize the UV doesn't give two shits if there's clouds or umbrellas in the way. I deal with that occurrence daily at my job.
The funny part is they're dealing with it by putting up more umbrellas.
Which, unless they are coated with UV reflective foil, won't do jack except prevent things catching fire...

...maybe.
Mmm, microwaved tourist.

I wonder if they could get anything out of putting them ultralight solar panels that work in the UV on the umbrellas, those would certainly absorb the energy, and maybe get something out...who the hell am I kidding, they'd just put more and more umbrellas until someone actually cooks from the giant UV laser.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick October 03, 2010, 12:29:15 AM
Yeah, people don't realize the UV doesn't give two shits if there's clouds or umbrellas in the way. I deal with that occurrence daily at my job.
The funny part is they're dealing with it by putting up more umbrellas.
Which, unless they are coated with UV reflective foil, won't do jack except prevent things catching fire...

...maybe.
Mmm, microwaved tourist.

I wonder if they could get anything out of putting them ultralight solar panels that work in the UV on the umbrellas, those would certainly absorb the energy, and maybe get something out...who the hell am I kidding, they'd just put more and more umbrellas until someone actually cooks from the giant UV laser.

Nothing says customer service like microwaving them.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 03, 2010, 03:27:03 AM
Nothing says customer service like microwaving them.

iLoled.


Edit: We should convince them to remake Soylent Green with that as the premise.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick October 03, 2010, 10:55:35 PM
Nothing says customer service like microwaving them.

iLoled.


Edit: We should convince them to remake Soylent Green with that as the premise.

Replace chemical burn in Fight Club by using a microwave instead.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer October 04, 2010, 06:59:23 PM
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/girlsfartp1.gif)
I'm glad that haven't happen when I've tried it
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 05, 2010, 05:49:06 AM
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/girlsfartp1.gif)
I'm glad that haven't happen when I've tried it
Don't wear nylon while attempting to ignite farts.
Do make sure the area is slightly damp.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 05, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/girlsfartp1.gif)
I'm glad that haven't happen when I've tried it
Don't wear nylon while attempting to ignite farts.
Do make sure the area is slightly damp.
And don't jump around like a dumbass.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 06, 2010, 05:42:25 PM
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/718040/beach-blazblue-blonde_hair-epic-ice_car-island-jin (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/718040/beach-blazblue-blonde_hair-epic-ice_car-island-jin)


Moderately NSFW because of ads, but the image itself is fine.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 06, 2010, 06:15:41 PM
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/718040/beach-blazblue-blonde_hair-epic-ice_car-island-jin (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/718040/beach-blazblue-blonde_hair-epic-ice_car-island-jin)


Moderately NSFW because of ads, but the image itself is fine.

Ah, yes. The island of brotherly violence. Soooooo much fun.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 06, 2010, 11:56:39 PM
More Danbooru posts, so NSWF.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/500334/arakune-blazblue-frozen-heart-ice-jin_kisaragi-rag (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/500334/arakune-blazblue-frozen-heart-ice-jin_kisaragi-rag)


I loled.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 07, 2010, 02:12:46 PM
[spoiler](http://cdn.lfgcomic.com/comics/lfg398.gif)[/spoiler]

The last panel is hilarious!

Edit:
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-medalofhonorbeta-youmustbeloggedintologout.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial October 07, 2010, 04:36:22 PM
Not sure what to make of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQJDrohLoOw&feature=player_embedded#!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer October 07, 2010, 05:08:21 PM
Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc3jMoFJrBQ&feature=channel)
All hail The Onion
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants October 08, 2010, 10:23:32 AM
I love the Onion.  I need to start reading that regularly again.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial October 08, 2010, 01:00:32 PM
We actually had the CEO of the Onion speak here recently.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer October 08, 2010, 03:36:57 PM
We actually had the CEO of the Onion speak here recently.
Now that is impressive
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants October 08, 2010, 03:39:11 PM
And awesome! (http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/awesome.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial October 08, 2010, 04:25:07 PM
And awesome! (http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/awesome.gif)
You're very fond of that face. :P

But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer October 08, 2010, 05:33:12 PM
And awesome! (http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/awesome.gif)
You're very fond of that face. :P

But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all.
I dare say we all want to hear the full story.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial October 08, 2010, 05:47:32 PM
And awesome! (http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/awesome.gif)
You're very fond of that face. :P

But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all.
I dare say we all want to hear the full story.
He did touch on some of the business aspects, yeah, but he showed some of their videos, talked about what they do, and somehow it wound up being closer to a comedy act than a business lecture.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 08, 2010, 05:59:02 PM
And awesome! (http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/awesome.gif)
You're very fond of that face. :P

But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all.
I dare say we all want to hear the full story.
He did touch on some of the business aspects, yeah, but he showed some of their videos, talked about what they do, and somehow it wound up being closer to a comedy act than a business lecture.
Well, considering that this is The Onion you're talking about... :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial October 08, 2010, 06:08:40 PM
Yeah, but he's the CEO, not the founder.

"One thing I do not want to do is suggest that I had anything to do with inventing, writing for, or bringing The Onion to where it is today," said Hannah. "I'm just a guy who got a call from a lawyer friend a few years back who said The Onion  needed an angel investor. I recruited one. Eventually I invested in it, served on the board, and then got drafted (in 2004) to be CEO because the company was growing so fast. Basically, I got lucky big time."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 08, 2010, 08:58:42 PM
http://strangebeaver.com/2010/05/meme-of-the-week-5-6/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer October 09, 2010, 09:41:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM&feature=recentf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM&feature=recentf)
Of possible interest to Uncle Kitty
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 09, 2010, 07:01:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM&feature=recentf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM&feature=recentf)
Of possible interest to Uncle Kitty

Been a fan of Joel for a while now :D

Check out the Viking Kitties in Gay Bar
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer October 09, 2010, 07:54:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM&feature=recentf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM&feature=recentf)
Of possible interest to Uncle Kitty

Been a fan of Joel for a while now :D

Check out the Viking Kitties in Gay Bar
I believe the correct expression is  ":lmao "

On an unrelated note, just saw "Kung Pow: Fist of Fury". I have not laughed that much in quite a while
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims October 09, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
Check out the Viking Kitties

I miss the original Viking Kittens. They are actually how I met one of my best friends in high school.  :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 10, 2010, 04:20:11 AM
Check out the Viking Kitties

I miss the original Viking Kittens. They are actually how I met one of my best friends in high school.  :lmao

You mean this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims October 10, 2010, 12:31:31 PM
Check out the Viking Kitties

I miss the original Viking Kittens. They are actually how I met one of my best friends in high school.  :lmao

You mean this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0

Yes. I should have realized they would reappear on youtube.  :lol

I was so sad the day they vanished from rathergood some seven years ago.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 10, 2010, 06:30:05 PM
I'll have to do a Viking Cat PrC someday...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer October 10, 2010, 06:31:56 PM
I'll have to do a Viking Cat PrC someday...
Now that would truly be the jewel in the crown that is your creations
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial October 10, 2010, 08:16:59 PM
...I can't think of a description.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgHKVRY4eHg
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 10, 2010, 11:03:07 PM
...I can't think of a description.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgHKVRY4eHg
"Brilliant"?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 11, 2010, 05:30:09 PM
Today, we got a letter in the mail, from an alleged Portuguese law firm called Bradson Lawyers. It told us, in bad grammar, that we had inherited dunnohowmany millions from some (unnamed) perished relative.

That's right, we got a heritage scam mail via snail mail. Looks like spam filters are getting too sophisticated, so people are looking for easy ways out. :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir October 11, 2010, 06:26:28 PM
Today, we got a letter in the mail, from an alleged Portuguese law firm called Bradson Lawyers. It told us, in bad grammar, that we had inherited dunnohowmany millions from some (unnamed) perished relative.

That's right, we got a heritage scam mail via snail mail. Looks like spam filters are getting too sophisticated, so people are looking for easy ways out. :p

Did they, by any chance, include a return envelope for you? If so, mail them a brick or five, at their expense.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 11, 2010, 06:30:05 PM
Today, we got a letter in the mail, from an alleged Portuguese law firm called Bradson Lawyers. It told us, in bad grammar, that we had inherited dunnohowmany millions from some (unnamed) perished relative.

That's right, we got a heritage scam mail via snail mail. Looks like spam filters are getting too sophisticated, so people are looking for easy ways out. :p

Did they, by any chance, include a return envelope for you? If so, mail them a brick or five, at their expense.
Nope. No return adress either. Just some phone numbers (no doubt some insanely expensive overland call where you're told to hold the line for half an hour and pay mroe than you've allegedly inherited) and two email adresses. One Yahoo, and one gmail. From an alleged professional lawyer. Yeah, right.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 11, 2010, 07:28:42 PM
Today, we got a letter in the mail, from an alleged Portuguese law firm called Bradson Lawyers. It told us, in bad grammar, that we had inherited dunnohowmany millions from some (unnamed) perished relative.

That's right, we got a heritage scam mail via snail mail. Looks like spam filters are getting too sophisticated, so people are looking for easy ways out. :p

Oh, so you got that thing I sent you?


[/jk]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 12, 2010, 01:22:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCUZ9GnmhE8
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants October 13, 2010, 10:29:46 AM
A while ago, FrankTrollman did a review of a Czech RPG: In Soviet Czechia: Game Reviews You (http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=51266&start=0).  I thought it was pretty funny and figured I'd share.

I've already taken to calling my DM "Mister Cavern"! :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 13, 2010, 02:08:11 PM
A while ago, FrankTrollman did a review of a Czech RPG: In Soviet Czechia: Game Reviews You (http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=51266&start=0).  I thought it was pretty funny and figured I'd share.

I've already taken to calling my DM "Mister Cavern"! :p

I should show this to my old DM so I can prove to him that old does not necessarily mean 'good'.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 13, 2010, 02:13:37 PM
A while ago, FrankTrollman did a review of a Czech RPG: In Soviet Czechia: Game Reviews You (http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=51266&start=0).  I thought it was pretty funny and figured I'd share.

I've already taken to calling my DM "Mister Cavern"! :p

I should show this to my old DM so I can prove to him that old does not necessarily mean 'good'.
I'm signing up for Czech lessons now. I want to play this so bad.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants October 13, 2010, 02:48:10 PM
If nothing else, they have good cover artwork.  The MM (at the top of page 3) looks pretty rad.  At least on the outside.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 13, 2010, 03:21:59 PM
Earlier today, 4 of my friends on Left 4 Dead 2

3 of us are down, one inside the ambulance, two of us flanking the door and keeping the horde off with pistols, medkits all over the floor and two of the downed guys have defribillators.

Mr V is standing inside
Guy in ambulance: "Quick, revive me!"
Mr V: *Panics, takes out medkit and start swinging at Guy in Ambulance*
Everyone: "Medkits don't work that way dammit! Revive him!"
Two outside are overrun, and the guy is revived in time for both to be mobbed to death.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 14, 2010, 03:33:06 AM
: Veekie
Though getting punched through a wall by stray Master Sparks at random can't be good for your composure.

Think about the poor insurance rates.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick October 14, 2010, 09:09:09 AM
: Veekie
Though getting punched through a wall by stray Master Sparks at random can't be good for your composure.

Think about the poor insurance rates.

Nobody loses limbs and stuff, and there's no hospital in sight. I don't think insurance agents have any trouble.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants October 14, 2010, 09:26:29 AM
Normally, I love Penny Arcade, but this (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/10/13/) one was particularly good.  I don't know.  Maybe it's my dislike of 4E or something. ;)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 14, 2010, 04:33:14 PM
: Veekie
Though getting punched through a wall by stray Master Sparks at random can't be good for your composure.

Think about the poor insurance rates.

Nobody loses limbs and stuff, and there's no hospital in sight. I don't think insurance agents have any trouble.

Nick, if people were randomly thrown through walls by nonlethal Master Sparks, home insurance rates would be terrible.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer October 14, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
A friend of mine told me today that he had spoken to a chinese exchange studen who had asked him "Is it alwyas this cold here in the winter?" when it was 5 centigrades outside. After the initial laughter he had managed to explain to him that he could expect -30 when winter arrived and that this was only early autumn.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick October 14, 2010, 10:57:31 PM
: Veekie
Though getting punched through a wall by stray Master Sparks at random can't be good for your composure.

Think about the poor insurance rates.

Nobody loses limbs and stuff, and there's no hospital in sight. I don't think insurance agents have any trouble.

Nick, if people were randomly thrown through walls by nonlethal Master Sparks, home insurance rates would be terrible.

Yet strangely, the only buildings I see torn apart are Reimu's shrine and the Scarlet Devil Mansion most of the time.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 15, 2010, 04:15:50 AM
Pay close attention to the areas the User Of Master Sparks visit regularly.
Obviously she has to be within the rough vicinity and the human village doesn't have as much loot or interesting people to troll.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir October 17, 2010, 07:04:40 PM
Filling out a grad app, and had typed "Baug" before realizing that it was "Former Name" and that that made a lot more sense than "Forumer", which isn't even a word. I must not be getting enough sleep or something.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 17, 2010, 07:12:59 PM
Filling out a grad app, and had typed "Baug" before realizing that it was "Former Name" and that that made a lot more sense than "Forumer", which isn't even a word. I must not be getting enough sleep or something.
Or maybe you're getting too much sleep. :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir October 17, 2010, 08:11:57 PM
Filling out a grad app, and had typed "Baug" before realizing that it was "Former Name" and that that made a lot more sense than "Forumer", which isn't even a word. I must not be getting enough sleep or something.
Or maybe you're getting too much sleep. :P

Rats, and here I had such a great excuse for boosting my intake past 10 hours per day.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 18, 2010, 01:53:50 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/15-things-christine-odonnell-will-probably-say-next/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial October 18, 2010, 01:59:36 AM
That woman's insane. According to her, the suffix -ist means one who celebrates. So by being a feminist, she "celebrates her femininity." And she claims to be an English major.

...What I want to know is what she thinks the word "rapist" means.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick October 18, 2010, 02:07:42 AM
Wait...who the hell is she?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir October 18, 2010, 02:17:36 AM
That woman's insane. According to her, the suffix -ist means one who celebrates. So by being a feminist, she "celebrates her femininity." And she claims to be an English major.

...What I want to know is what she thinks the word "rapist" means.

I'm not sure, but I'm certain a conical, brightly colored hat is involved.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 18, 2010, 02:50:53 AM
Wait...who the hell is she?

She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast.  She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 18, 2010, 03:06:36 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/15-things-christine-odonnell-will-probably-say-next/

(http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii359/SinfireTitan/cartoonbatman.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 18, 2010, 08:41:15 AM
Pathfinder and 4e tied for best selling RPG (http://www.icv2.com/articles/news/18504.html)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick October 18, 2010, 08:57:46 AM
Wait...who the hell is she?

She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast.  She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.

Believe me, here in Singapore, people are still laughing at Palin.

And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast. Are they like descendants of the instigators of the Boston Tea Party, which if I remember correctly were a bunch of smugglers protesting against...smuggling?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants October 18, 2010, 09:46:31 AM
Wait...who the hell is she?

She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast.  She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.
Senate, not governor.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 18, 2010, 11:39:46 AM
Wait...who the hell is she?

She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast.  She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.

Believe me, here in Singapore, people are still laughing at Palin.

And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast. Are they like descendants of the instigators of the Boston Tea Party, which if I remember correctly were a bunch of smugglers protesting against...smuggling?

Your memory fails you, sir. The men behind the Boston Tea Party were protesting abusive taxes from England on tea and stamps. Since the british were very enthusiastic about their 5 o'clock tea, some of the local dumped a certain smuggling ship's contents into the ocean in protest.

From context, I wager that Tea Party enthusiast is basically an unfucked "we are feminists, your argument is invalid" bitch of some sort.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo October 18, 2010, 11:44:15 AM
Wait...who the hell is she?

She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast.  She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.

Believe me, here in Singapore, people are still laughing at Palin.

And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast. Are they like descendants of the instigators of the Boston Tea Party, which if I remember correctly were a bunch of smugglers protesting against...smuggling?

Your memory fails you, sir. The men behind the Boston Tea Party were protesting abusive taxes from England on tea and stamps. Since the british were very enthusiastic about their 5 o'clock tea, some of the local dumped a certain smuggling ship's contents into the ocean in protest.

From context, I wager that Tea Party enthusiast is basically an unfucked "we are feminists, your argument is invalid" bitch of some sort.
More of a slightly off-kilter anti-obamanist group. I believe there's a wiki entry that's nearly 100% accurate on it.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants October 18, 2010, 01:02:15 PM
And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast.
Tea Party Movement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_movement)
Tea Party Protests (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_protests)

In short, they're sort of like libertarians, but really socially conservative.  Also, the movement is still relatively new, and there's little real cohesion at this point.  In other words, the movement really caught on when it's founding beliefs were broad statements like "the government is too big and is spending too much", but they've had trouble forming a single, concise party when they try to define specifics.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 18, 2010, 03:04:26 PM
Pathfinder and 4e tied for best selling RPG (http://www.icv2.com/articles/news/18504.html)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 18, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
Wait...who the hell is she?

She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast.  She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.
Senate, not governor.

oopsie
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 18, 2010, 03:09:33 PM
And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast.
Tea Party Movement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_movement)
Tea Party Protests (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_protests)

I like David Crosses explanation better :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Cm4NxHf7E
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants October 18, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
I'll have to watch that later when I have more time.  I like David Cross's explanation of things. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 18, 2010, 08:49:50 PM
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/183087905/404_page_by_prax_08-d3107j5.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 19, 2010, 07:08:00 PM
One of the more awesome 404 messages I've seen.

Today, I was browsing girl names while trying to name my latest character and happened upon this gem.
: http://www.babynamespedia.com/meaning/Snow
Snow's meaning is snow.
My mind. It is blown.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 October 19, 2010, 07:18:27 PM
One of the more awesome 404 messages I've seen.

Today, I was browsing girl names while trying to name my latest character and happened upon this gem.
: http://www.babynamespedia.com/meaning/Snow
Snow's meaning is snow.
My mind. It is blown.
This is White Snow, a town filled with snow. Enjoy the world of snow.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer October 20, 2010, 01:26:26 PM
A little something I found in a handout on nomenclature I got the other day

Objective synonyms: Different names that by examination of nomenclatorial literature alone are judged to refer to the same taxon. For example, any two family-group names with the same type genus or any two genera with the same type species are objective synonyms. Two species based on the same specimen are also considered objective synonyms. These synonyms are generally created only by a drug or alcohol-induced stupor that lasts for days or weeks for the author or by an inadvertent error.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 20, 2010, 02:24:24 PM
Yet again BlazBlue fans! Something EPIC has happened! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epn-fg48i9M)



Kudos to Shadow Draygon and Dust Loop for getting her to voice that.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 20, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
Yet again BlazBlue fans! Something EPIC has happened! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epn-fg48i9M)



Kudos to Shadow Draygon and Dust Loop for getting her to voice that.

NEEDS JAPANESE VA! Oh wait.  :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 October 20, 2010, 04:49:16 PM
I watched a Drowtales Flash out of curiosity and thought the main character's voice sounded familiar (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232651) (it wasn't that one, but...). I did a doubletake at the credits.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 21, 2010, 01:37:35 AM
http://oddlyspecific.failblog.org/2010/10/20/funny-sign-wait-till-i-get-home/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 21, 2010, 01:59:29 AM
http://oddlyspecific.failblog.org/2010/10/20/funny-sign-wait-till-i-get-home/

Heh, I like that site.
[spoiler](http://chzoddlyspecific.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/d1a094d1-d371-4c80-8db4-27e41707ade3.jpg)
[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 21, 2010, 06:30:04 AM
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/9568/1088.gif)
Learn to change clothes like a superhero.

Also
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2695/12872924619746.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 23, 2010, 06:29:16 PM
(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2811/dobermanlaser.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer October 24, 2010, 07:11:37 AM
(http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100502.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 24, 2010, 11:27:22 PM
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/25-amazing-pokemon-pumpkins
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken October 25, 2010, 10:55:56 PM
That reminds me, I started reading Fairy Tail today.

The following line from Makarov:

"The council can go find whoever painted the zebras cuz I just don't care!"

Made me LOL.

Can't believe it's not by Eiichiro Oda. The art style is practically his with a twist.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer October 26, 2010, 06:18:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJvTJd2fGdw&feature=recentlik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJvTJd2fGdw&feature=recentlik)
Now that is how you play some quality music, make sure you do not have the volume turned up all the way when you start this.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork October 27, 2010, 01:19:04 AM
(http://www.rhymes-with-witch.com/images/rww10252010.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 27, 2010, 03:37:47 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-gearsofwar-marcusfenix-woody-toysofwar-reachforthesky.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork October 29, 2010, 08:01:16 PM
I don't know why but I think this is hilarious.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs133.snc3/18041_418043800510_504785510_10612967_7595298_n.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita October 29, 2010, 08:22:07 PM
Hello, I'm a Mac. And I Am Google Android! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkzMhoo7_Ks)

Also,
[spoiler](http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ipad-vs-stone-600x400.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan October 30, 2010, 07:22:04 AM
For all of us Pokemon fans (and Bhu).

[spoiler](http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/302/f/0/meowth_by_khalitzburg-d31sa8v.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu October 30, 2010, 02:33:15 PM
aaawww
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 30, 2010, 02:39:41 PM
(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/9180/10855105344316146543100.jpg)
(http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/4334/24693121832942620414679.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick October 31, 2010, 12:27:03 AM
Flandre as the Witch would be scary.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie October 31, 2010, 06:49:11 PM

Sakuya keeps herself.....entertained. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psygz5d_QSY)
The windows make it better.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick November 01, 2010, 02:23:27 AM
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/4108a0d3_9987_068d.jpg)

(http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad94/4udonge/Left_4_Dead.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 01, 2010, 05:39:13 PM
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ohburnp1.gif)
Wedgie!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 02, 2010, 07:09:49 PM
Just learned the correct lyrics to "We wish you a merry Christmas"! I always thought "Good tidings we bring to you and your king" sounded odd but always assumed it had something to do with it being old... After 13 years it finally makes sense! :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 03, 2010, 06:23:08 PM
This one is hilarous
[spoiler](http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/451ae654047accdf6a11235c8e136e9c.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: MyndBulletz November 03, 2010, 09:08:28 PM
 :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 04, 2010, 04:52:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daRMLyi8oO8&feature=player_embedded#!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 04, 2010, 03:18:32 PM
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/92d146bd-f43e-47fb-b5f4-a6b67557cf39.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 04, 2010, 04:23:25 PM
(http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/7480/12875932652289.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork November 04, 2010, 05:58:11 PM
(http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/7480/12875932652289.jpg)

 :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 04, 2010, 06:48:51 PM
(http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/7480/12875932652289.jpg)

Needs smoke.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan November 04, 2010, 06:56:04 PM
Needs smoke.  :D

(http://th01.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/273/5/0/MK_render_edit__smoke__by_Footofadhesivetape.png)

Goddammit! I just wasted my Birthday Wish!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern November 04, 2010, 07:00:35 PM
I knew that would get in here...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan November 08, 2010, 06:18:06 PM
(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6812/roflbotltfv.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 08, 2010, 07:06:06 PM
(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6812/roflbotltfv.jpg)

*casts Smite Pun*  :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan November 08, 2010, 07:40:59 PM
*casts Smite Pun*  :P

Admit it, it's funny.


Edit:
(http://imgur.com/PoE9M.jpg)



Double-Edit:
[spoiler](http://noneedforbushido.com/comics/comic/comic423.jpg)[/spoiler]


And NNFB brings more ken LULZ again!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 08, 2010, 09:11:31 PM
*casts Smite Pun*  :P

Admit it, it's funny.


Edit:
(http://imgur.com/PoE9M.jpg)



Double-Edit:
[spoiler](http://noneedforbushido.com/comics/comic/comic423.jpg)[/spoiler]


And NNFB brings more ken LULZ again!

I admit NOTHING.  :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork November 09, 2010, 06:18:21 PM
(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/1082317332_5FfGY-L.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 09, 2010, 06:20:47 PM
[spoiler](http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/jets.jpg?w=500&h=2999)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac November 09, 2010, 06:29:59 PM
[spoiler](http://chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/jets.jpg?w=500&h=2999)[/spoiler]
:lol
on a related note -- North Carolina's NHL team are called the Hurricanes.   :D  (and they've had more than a few of those themselves ..... of course, they are above sea level  :hmm)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 10, 2010, 07:45:24 PM
wotmaniac
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/10/funny-pictures-gifs-cat-domo/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac November 10, 2010, 08:26:25 PM
wotmaniac
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/10/funny-pictures-gifs-cat-domo/
Thanks dude :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 12, 2010, 10:42:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHpjH32Xggk&feature=player_embedded
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY November 13, 2010, 10:04:37 AM
Cross-posting FTW!

If you're working on an advanced degree of any kind, you'll love this.

But now let me tell you what's destroying me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idHQoCUfPZ4)  :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 14, 2010, 04:49:38 PM
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/c0df75b7-4e97-4acf-9ae0-caf2ca63c981.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 14, 2010, 04:54:59 PM
http://armorgames.com/play/7296/monster-slayers

How many DnD campaigns require fighters to rescue a Wizard from Bunny Bandits or 'the 5 member goblin horde'
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims November 14, 2010, 09:17:28 PM
http://armorgames.com/play/7296/monster-slayers

How many DnD campaigns require fighters to rescue a Wizard from Bunny Bandits or 'the 5 member goblin horde'

This thing is awesome.

Though it's super grindy to keep leveling up since the money doesn't scale at all. :s
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 14, 2010, 09:52:35 PM
I've found I manage to coast through it by doing a few things:

Always look at the hp of opponents.  If the guys you're fighting have more hp than your guys, always defend.

Always save the Summoning for Boodoo Bill, the Basilisk, and occasionally the skeleton bandits (cause every so often for whatever reason they have double your hp).

You will almost always lose to Boodoo Bill anyway, so worry not.

The class system might change that though
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: EjoThims November 14, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
I went with a longbow archer, a priest, a sorceror, a berserker, and a demon hunter.

So I have pretty good damage, especially against bosses, lots of healing, and negate most attacks when a boss bunches us all up. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 14, 2010, 10:09:24 PM
we must adapt this to d20 someday.  I think the creator is asking for thoughts on a sequel at Kongregate or somewhere
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 15, 2010, 03:31:30 PM
Police pull over triple-decker truck

(http://web.orange.co.uk/images/ice/quirkies/triple_decker_truck_quirky_china_news_cbb4caa5f6d0fc20f548f9b880574335.jpg)

Police officers in China were stunned to spot a truck driver carrying another two trucks on top of each other.

They pulled over the driver who told them he was trying to save fuel bills and motorway tolls, reports the Shijiazhuang Daily.

Patrol officers on the Shi'an Highway acted after receiving calls from concerned motorists who had spotted the trucks.

"We didn't know whether to believe the calls - we couldn't understand how one truck could carry two other trucks until we saw it," said Officer Shi Qiusheng.

Driver Chen admitted he had driven the three trucks nearly 600 miles from Hubei Province.

He told police he had been ordered to drive the three brand new trucks to Beijing and decided to load them on top of each other to save money.

"I was worried that the top two trucks might topple over, so I didn't drive very fast," he said.

Officers fined him the equivalent of Ł100 and towed the trucks to the nearby Xizhaotong service station so he could find two other drivers to help him take the trucks to Beijing.

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Police_pull_up_triple-decker_truck (http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Police_pull_up_triple-decker_truck)

: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 16, 2010, 09:24:33 AM
[spoiler](http://www.enterthesoulasylum.com/misc/connery.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 16, 2010, 09:29:38 AM
Yoshi hates Mario (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn7GPuL3cLI)

Also, pretty much this entire site (http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/post/view/285).

[img=http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/post/view/285][/img]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 17, 2010, 05:27:24 AM
This spell (http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/w/world-wave)
You cause any sort of natural terrain (including water, forest, desert, tundra, and so on) to surge beneath your feet and safely propel you with devastating force over great distances. This wave of terrain undulates as it passes over the world, harmlessly lifting or stretching objects, creatures, and phenomena with a connection to nature but tearing through and damaging anything else it encounters. When you cast the spell you must choose the wave's type, either a tsunami or a swell. If you choose a tsunami, you create a 30-foot-high tidal wave of earth or water hurtling across the landscape that lasts for 1 round per level. If you choose a swell, you create a more controlled and gentle 5-foot-high wave that lasts for 1 hour per level. Regardless of its form or composition, the crest of the wave extends 10 feet in front of and behind you, and 5 feet per level to both your left and right. You can stand or sit on the crest of this wave without any fear of falling off it and can even lie down and sleep (or take any other actions you could take if standing on solid ground) as it travels. You can grant up to one additional creature per level the ability to safely accompany you on this wave.

When you first create the wave, you must choose its path by facing the direction you wish it to travel. Once you make this decision, you cannot change it. The wave, in either version, moves at eight times your base land speed. Any object, creature, or phenomena strongly connected to, or a part of, the natural world simply rises up and down with the wave as it passes, taking no damage or injury. However, anything else coming into contact with the wave takes either 6d6 points of bludgeoning damage (if the tsunami) or 1d6 points of bludgeoning damage (if the swell).

The wave damages any manufactured object or structure. On the Material Plane, it also damages any creature of the aberration, construct, outsider, or undead type, or with the extraplanar subtype. Creatures with the construct or undead type take double damage from the wave. Other creatures, or creatures with even one druid class level (regardless of their type), are considered a part of the natural world and are unaffected by the wave. Note that on other planes of existence, what is considered to be a part of the natural world may vary at the GM's discretion.

The wave can travel up or down the sides of natural features so long as it does not exceed a 45-degree angle. You cannot alter the dimensions of the wave as it travels. If the wave encounters terrain that it cannot incorporate into itself, the wave simply flows over or around the obstacle (creatures riding the wave are harmlessly displaced to the side to avoid the obstacle) unless the terrain occupies one-half or more of the area of the wave's crest. In such cases the spell ends in 1d6 rounds as the wave falters and collapses, unless its duration would normally cause it to expire prior to that.

The momentum of the wave carries you forward through this new terrain without any injury until it collapses, at which point you suffer the normal effects of the terrain in which you are deposited. Terrain the wave cannot incorporate includes anything primarily made from fire (such as lava), air (such as an open cliff face), or something man-made (such as a city).

You can only create the wave if standing on the ground. You cannot create it when underground or on terrain that it cannot incorporate.
What you need to do is ride it with your arms crossed and kaminashades.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 17, 2010, 01:02:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ&feature=recentlik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ&feature=recentlik)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 17, 2010, 03:43:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ&feature=recentlik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ&feature=recentlik)

...Does anyone know a method of overnight mustache growth? Nevermind, I'll just let nature take its course.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 17, 2010, 03:49:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ&feature=recentlik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ&feature=recentlik)

...Does anyone know a method of overnight mustache growth? Nevermind, I'll just let nature take its course.
You could always buy a fake, glue it to your upper lip and hope no-one notices

Edit: This (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/1460-Olympic-Beard-Growing) seems relevant to your interests
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan November 18, 2010, 06:42:17 PM
Couple of funny things:
[spoiler](http://www.deviantart.com/download/104198224/DMC_FF7_Chibis_Cloud_vs_Dante_by_ShiroiNeko_sama.jpg)
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/144/6/5/FF7_DMC4__Sephiroth_VS_Dante_by_ShiroiNeko_sama.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 19, 2010, 12:24:52 PM
I found myself saying "No, that's just horrible" a few times to myself, yet I could not stop laughing at the idea that someone actually followed that link
[spoiler](http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/aab92888-c044-4b81-bb67-767bfbc8e3eb.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 19, 2010, 12:30:53 PM
I found myself saying "No, that's just horrible" a few times to myself, yet I could not stop laughing at the idea that someone actually followed that link
[spoiler](http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/aab92888-c044-4b81-bb67-767bfbc8e3eb.jpg)[/spoiler]
:lmao

Google is your friend. The very first hit was the wikipedia page for "shock site". :P
And really, the face in the lower right corner should've tipped people off.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac November 19, 2010, 12:55:08 PM
Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGerK1t3Deo) you go.   :)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 19, 2010, 01:30:24 PM
Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGerK1t3Deo) you go.   :)
*coffeespurt*
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 20, 2010, 01:11:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2hhtroS49I&feature=topvideos
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 20, 2010, 03:51:22 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/23s7yxk.jpg)
Instructional DVDs! Read-OnceTM Copy Protection ensures that no resale is possible!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 November 20, 2010, 03:52:23 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/23s7yxk.jpg)
Instructional DVDs! Read-OnceTM Copy Protection ensures that no resale is possible!
You know TMs are reusable in Black/White, right? :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 20, 2010, 03:53:40 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/23s7yxk.jpg)
Instructional DVDs! Read-OnceTM Copy Protection ensures that no resale is possible!
You know TMs are reusable in Black/White, right? :p
The hackers succeeded at long last. Duh.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan November 20, 2010, 05:02:18 PM
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-ygotas-pokemononmotorcycles.jpg)


I <3 this!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants November 21, 2010, 09:41:12 AM
So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 21, 2010, 10:16:57 AM
So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!

 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Man, she must be a total riot!  :lol :lol :lol
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 21, 2010, 02:55:38 PM
Batman, meet Batman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PETk8eBbfN0)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir November 21, 2010, 03:24:41 PM
Batman, meet Batman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PETk8eBbfN0)

The monotones, my Gods, the monotones!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 21, 2010, 04:29:46 PM
Batman, meet Batman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PETk8eBbfN0)

The monotones, my Gods, the monotones!
That series of episodes was actually quite good, like most DC animated series
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 22, 2010, 11:47:39 AM
I thought South Park made those up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI&feature=recentlik)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac November 22, 2010, 12:35:24 PM
I thought South Park made those up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI&feature=recentlik)
Oh no -- they've been out for years.  That's why I got so excited about last week's episode when I saw the preview.  :bounce
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 22, 2010, 12:50:57 PM
I thought South Park made those up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI&feature=recentlik)
Oh no -- they've been out for years.  That's why I got so excited about last week's episode when I saw the preview.  :bounce
I almost managed not to make a joke about masturbation in the comments, though parts of me are way to childish to leave it be
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY November 22, 2010, 01:54:24 PM
So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona November 22, 2010, 02:06:22 PM
the less functional a kid is the better/ more enjoyable they are, with exceptions and limitations.

1yr olds > 2yr  > 13yr > 17

its these cute moments when they are young that we rely on to keep from killing them when they are older
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita November 22, 2010, 03:01:06 PM
So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!
Just you wait until they hit puberty and learn words like gay and buttsex. :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY November 22, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!
Just you wait until they hit puberty and learn words like gay and buttsex. :P
Yeah... not looking forward to that. I was a pretty disruptive kid, and I think Karma is going to be a bitch...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants November 22, 2010, 05:04:09 PM
So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!
It's that, and a combination of her exuberance.  There's something funny about seeing someone so happily, enthusiastically exclaim: "Jane's crazy!!!"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer November 22, 2010, 05:08:47 PM
So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever.  We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy.  I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No.  Daddy not crazy."  I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife.  After she said "No.  Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah.  Mommy's pretty level-headed".  That's when she dropped this gem:

"Mommy not level-headed.  Mommy's a lady."

My wife and I about fell out of our chairs.  My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!
It's that, and a combination of her exuberance.  There's something funny about seeing someone so happily, enthusiastically exclaim: "Jane's crazy!!!"
I once spent roughly 20 minutes trying to explain to my (at the time) 2 year old twin cousins why their father (my uncle) was "pig-coloured", once they got the hang of it I had some great laughs
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac November 24, 2010, 02:21:13 PM
Random Pic of the Day:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yJsnTssVmFM/S4Q3qLE2i2I/AAAAAAAAAug/SN2Gxefd0Do/s320/Retard2.jpg)


I really hope to be seeing this around here often. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sjappo November 24, 2010, 07:16:38 PM
Genius! (http://www.explosm.net/comics/2243/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 24, 2010, 07:27:18 PM
Genius! (http://www.explosm.net/comics/2243/)

Took 'em a while to realize what Charops has known for years, didn't it?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 25, 2010, 10:40:13 AM
New benches are a pain in the ****

Park officials in China have found a way to stop people from hogging their benches for too long - by fitting steel spikes on a coin-operated timer.

If visitors at the Yantai Park in Shangdong province, eastern China, linger too long without feeding the meter, dozens of sharp spikes shoot through the seat.

The spikes are too short to cause any serious harm - but long enough to prevent people from sitting on them comfortably.

Park bosses got the idea from an art installation in Germany where sculptor Fabian Brunsing created a similar bench as a protest against the commercialisation of modern life.

"He thought he was exaggerating. He didn't foresee that a very practical country like China might actually use them for real," said one critic.

Parks in China suffer from chronic overcrowding at weekends when millions of people try to escape the country's teeming cities.

"We have to make sure the facilities are shared out evenly and this seems like a fair way to stop people grabbing a bench at dawn and staying there all day," said one park official.

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/New_benches_are_a_pain_in_the?sid=a49b1a27edfa (http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/New_benches_are_a_pain_in_the?sid=a49b1a27edfa)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir November 25, 2010, 12:44:21 PM
New benches are a pain in the ****

Park officials in China have found a way to stop people from hogging their benches for too long - by fitting steel spikes on a coin-operated timer.

If visitors at the Yantai Park in Shangdong province, eastern China, linger too long without feeding the meter, dozens of sharp spikes shoot through the seat.

The spikes are too short to cause any serious harm - but long enough to prevent people from sitting on them comfortably.

Park bosses got the idea from an art installation in Germany where sculptor Fabian Brunsing created a similar bench as a protest against the commercialisation of modern life.

"He thought he was exaggerating. He didn't foresee that a very practical country like China might actually use them for real," said one critic.

Parks in China suffer from chronic overcrowding at weekends when millions of people try to escape the country's teeming cities.

"We have to make sure the facilities are shared out evenly and this seems like a fair way to stop people grabbing a bench at dawn and staying there all day," said one park official.

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/New_benches_are_a_pain_in_the?sid=a49b1a27edfa (http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/New_benches_are_a_pain_in_the?sid=a49b1a27edfa)

This makes me laugh and weep at the same time.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie November 25, 2010, 12:54:14 PM
Yeah it's a total pain in the ass.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu November 25, 2010, 08:14:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken November 25, 2010, 08:32:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

I can almost see their arteries clogging up as they eat.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick November 25, 2010, 10:01:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

I can almost see their arteries clogging up as they eat.

Always better to watch a girl eat a corndog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIzzx2OolfI&feature=channel)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir November 27, 2010, 12:54:10 AM
There is nothing in that channel that I wouldn't eat. Though many of those things might take me a week or two to plow through.

I need to add this. Science troll is scientific (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1619629).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo November 27, 2010, 08:47:54 AM
Brilliant
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer December 01, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10BxYZqa1Q&feature=autofb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10BxYZqa1Q&feature=autofb)
The internet has once again managed to confuse me
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac December 01, 2010, 02:45:24 PM
dude, I gave up and started ignoring Japan a long time ago.  It has saved me a whole lot of unnecessary brain-hurt.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona December 01, 2010, 03:19:03 PM
agreed, ignore japan for the sake of your own mental health.


: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 01, 2010, 04:00:06 PM
What? You two are missing out. :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona December 01, 2010, 04:50:03 PM
no, no we're not.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 December 01, 2010, 04:56:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUqMiyMDBvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs6BiPwqBU0
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 01, 2010, 05:12:38 PM
Where ELSE would you find an ad for a demolition company made of this much awesome?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer December 01, 2010, 05:18:34 PM
Agreed, it is to much fun to ignore, there is a certain kind of confusion I enjoy and that is it

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2NRJBPAc9U&feature=recentlikmore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2NRJBPAc9U&feature=recentlikmore)
The Germans are trying to compete with them, I think
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac December 01, 2010, 08:26:46 PM
I really am okay with missing whatever it is that I'm missing -- it's better for me like that.


As far as the Germans .... there's a whole genre of scat-ophilia named after them.  and they love David Hasselhoff. 
yeah, they're pretty fucked, as well.


which is why I'm glad to be an American. :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern December 01, 2010, 09:38:54 PM
which is why I'm glad to be an American. :D
I like this choice of words. National pride is something I don't get, because you are born in a place you can't choose, but being glad is alright, even if I disagree with the opinion in general.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan December 02, 2010, 01:45:01 PM
TV Tropes will ruin your life, but it can make up for it:
*PETA wants to put a mural on the Mexican border fence telling people not to come here because they'll get fat from all the junk food and meat. The painting made America look like a Carnival-land made of candy and barbecues. Yeah, that'll scare 'em away.
*  *Arguably inverted by everything else PETA does: the more ridiculous things they do to promote environmentalism and animal rights, the more most people feel like vegetarianism is for wackos.
*  *  *This is why a lot of vegetarians' responses to PETA are essentially, "Stop Helping Me! You're making my side look stupid!"
*  *They probably didn't intend Fridge Logic to kick in and have everybody realize that, if they stopped eating meat and adopting pets, PETA would stop organizing protests with hot women wearing only body paint in cages.
*  *  *Pass the burgers!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 02, 2010, 05:12:26 PM
http://women.hawtness.com/2010/12/02/wtf-girl-photos-that-is-a-serious-4-to-ac-bikini/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer December 03, 2010, 05:23:09 AM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/23548254d5/dirty-dancing-fail?rel=player (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/23548254d5/dirty-dancing-fail?rel=player)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer December 05, 2010, 02:16:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA_foybUBk8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA_foybUBk8)
Since X-mas is drawing near  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 10, 2010, 03:13:44 PM
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Meet_Buck
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 10, 2010, 03:21:30 PM
REALLY cool. I like how they're able to convey so many things without a speck of dialogue. The animation style is also nice.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick December 11, 2010, 05:30:46 AM
China Menaced by Exploding Toilet

As if exploding chairs were not enough, now China is apparently being tormented by exploding toilets.
The incident began in an apartment in China’s Zhejiang province, where a woman had a toilet with in-seat heater installed in 2004.
Residents of the apartment building reported hearing a large explosion, and a plume of black smoke coming from the window of the room in which the toilet was installed.
Reportedly the toilet was completely destroyed – the toilet itself was split in two, the seat was reduced to ashes and even the water tank was charred and broken.
Fortunately, nobody was using the toilet at the time.
The local fire department speculates that water leaked into the toilet’s electronics and caused a short circuit.
The maker of the toilet is not specified, although if it were Japanese it seems unlikely the Chinese media would be reticent about reporting it.
As one observer puts it, “Is there anything in China which doesn’t explode?”

Sankaku Channel [NSFW] Source (http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/12/11/china-menaced-by-exploding-toilet/)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie December 11, 2010, 05:33:00 AM
The loo's sick of all their shit I guess.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AndyJames December 11, 2010, 06:51:47 AM
In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).

My sides hurt...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac December 11, 2010, 10:52:47 AM
In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).

My sides hurt...
:lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 December 11, 2010, 11:31:33 AM
In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).

My sides hurt...
Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage. :p

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AndyJames December 11, 2010, 10:50:08 PM
In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).

My sides hurt...
Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage. :p

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.
I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 December 11, 2010, 11:05:04 PM
I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.
Didn't mean to imply it. But "If one wants to mock him" would make me sound like a snob! :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 11, 2010, 11:22:36 PM
In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).

My sides hurt...
Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage. :p

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.
I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.

*drops monocle while sipping tea*

And what, pray tell, is substantially WRONG with being a snob!?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AndyJames December 11, 2010, 11:26:22 PM
In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).

My sides hurt...
Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage. :p

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.
I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.

*drops monocle while sipping tea*

And what, pray tell, is substantially WRONG with being a snob!?
Err... the fact that you dropped your monocle into the tea and I think you just swallowed it?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bauglir December 12, 2010, 02:08:09 AM
In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).

My sides hurt...
Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage. :p

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.
I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.

*drops monocle while sipping tea*

And what, pray tell, is substantially WRONG with being a snob!?
Err... the fact that you dropped your monocle into the tea and I think you just swallowed it?

Monocles are well-known for their ability to improve the flavor of tea. At least, if you're smart enough to have them ground from sugar crystals instead of glass. I can't think of any way that could go wrong.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial December 12, 2010, 02:11:33 AM
In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).

My sides hurt...
Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).

Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage. :p

You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.
I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.

*drops monocle while sipping tea*

And what, pray tell, is substantially WRONG with being a snob!?
Err... the fact that you dropped your monocle into the tea and I think you just swallowed it?

Monocles are well-known for their ability to improve the flavor of tea. At least, if you're smart enough to have them ground from sugar crystals instead of glass. I can't think of any way that could go wrong.
Shatter spell?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie December 12, 2010, 05:11:23 AM
Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial December 12, 2010, 05:27:22 PM
Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.
You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 December 12, 2010, 05:33:27 PM
Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.
You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial December 12, 2010, 05:35:03 PM
Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.
You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?
Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 December 12, 2010, 05:37:07 PM
Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.
You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?
Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?
If it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial December 12, 2010, 05:41:50 PM
If it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.
True, but if you don't have the luxury of waiting for the right moment, the monocle is a better choice. The shock might make them spill their tea anyway.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer December 12, 2010, 05:42:48 PM
Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.
You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?
Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?
If it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.
If it's anything like coffee, you could earn a fortune like that
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 December 12, 2010, 05:54:09 PM
Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.
You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?
Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?
If it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.
If it's anything like coffee, you could earn a fortune like that
But if you're drinking tea while wearing a monocle you probably have a fortune anyway.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan December 13, 2010, 12:28:02 PM
TVTropes is usually very humorous, but the current page quote for The Human Centipede (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheHumanCentipede) is fairly funny.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 14, 2010, 12:54:06 PM
Last week, I failed to get back a math quiz because the teacher had apparently not found the sheet I turned in. Today, it turn out it was lying face-down on his desk and he went "Oh cool, more printing paper". I got it back today... with three pages of a thesis on Cepheids printed on top.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan December 14, 2010, 02:43:00 PM
Last week, I failed to get back a math quiz because the teacher had apparently not found the sheet I turned in. Today, it turn out it was lying face-down on his desk and he went "Oh cool, more printing paper". I got it back today... with three pages of a thesis on Cepheids printed on top.

You still got credit right?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 14, 2010, 04:39:01 PM
Last week, I failed to get back a math quiz because the teacher had apparently not found the sheet I turned in. Today, it turn out it was lying face-down on his desk and he went "Oh cool, more printing paper". I got it back today... with three pages of a thesis on Cepheids printed on top.

You still got credit right?
Yeah, of course. I'd be pretty pissed if I hadn't. This way I just find it funny.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer December 14, 2010, 07:38:33 PM
[spoiler](http://funnyatheism.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dogs.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork December 14, 2010, 09:20:32 PM
 :lmao :clap
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 15, 2010, 10:03:23 AM
That post just renewed some of my faith in the intelligence of the catholics.  :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tenebrus December 15, 2010, 11:54:02 AM
That post just renewed some of my faith in the intelligence of the catholics.  :P

Ah, funny but sadly fictional.  See http://jjordanunitedstates.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!F1CC6DF8DF00BDB2!2146.entry
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita December 15, 2010, 11:58:40 AM
I think I may have just made the lamest math joke ever.

[discussion after someone misspelled "learning curve"]
I've seen it accidentally misspelled as leaning curve before. Makes a nice setup for differential calculus jokes.
More like leaning on a curve, amirite?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan December 16, 2010, 03:36:03 PM
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/349/d/0/you_are_being_monitored_by_alikuma-d34yeif.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Littha December 16, 2010, 03:50:05 PM
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/349/d/0/you_are_being_monitored_by_alikuma-d34yeif.jpg)

I used to have that on the front of my desk when I worked in my college IT help desk...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork December 16, 2010, 06:25:40 PM
The university IT help desk I used to work at had this sign up.  The departmental supervisor made us take it down.

(http://coherecommunity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/If-the-help-desk-thinks...-Flickr.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: PhaedrusXY December 16, 2010, 06:41:00 PM
 :lol @ Nanshork! That's awesome!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick December 17, 2010, 01:06:30 AM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj204/copperhamster/nanoha.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tenebrus December 17, 2010, 02:52:37 AM
From someone's sig line:

Make a man a fire, he is hot for the day.  SET a man on fire, he is hot for the rest of his life.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie December 17, 2010, 11:16:50 AM
(http://lpix.org/images/Tobias%20Grant/256c3c48b079c1bf56651b6b5eac73c2/psxfin%202010-12-16%2007-37-33-08.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants December 17, 2010, 10:17:15 PM
I saw this at the Den:
[spoiler](http://chztotsandgiggles.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/0ad2560b-dbb7-450a-a037-bef7051c82cb.jpg)[/spoiler]


From someone's sig line:

Make a man a fire, he is hot for the day.  SET a man on fire, he is hot for the rest of his life.
I always liked that one.  I had it in mine a while ago until I ran out of room.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Bozwevial December 17, 2010, 10:19:31 PM
From someone's sig line:

Make a man a fire, he is hot for the day.  SET a man on fire, he is hot for the rest of his life.
Terry Pratchett?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Tshern December 18, 2010, 05:50:42 AM
Yes.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer December 18, 2010, 02:54:56 PM
Had I not been seated in the silent part of the train I would've laughed more at this one
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/0f35bcdf-fd35-4a78-bdef-a8b579b79269.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie December 18, 2010, 05:04:14 PM
Oh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAUmwUkPLBM)
Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_bbhS7UDY)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork December 18, 2010, 07:36:06 PM
Had I not been seated in the silent part of the train I would've laughed more at this one
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/0f35bcdf-fd35-4a78-bdef-a8b579b79269.jpg)

 :lmao :lmao :lmao


Here's my latest find.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/functional/1292331363_sugar-gliders-in-a-box-1.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac December 18, 2010, 07:57:58 PM
Oh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAUmwUkPLBM)
Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_bbhS7UDY)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/SoLqh3AAmuI/AAAAAAAABpo/LjOMLt05TMw/s400/confused.jpg)

seriously -- I really don't get the japanese.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 December 18, 2010, 08:16:49 PM
Oh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAUmwUkPLBM)
Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_bbhS7UDY)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/SoLqh3AAmuI/AAAAAAAABpo/LjOMLt05TMw/s400/confused.jpg)

seriously -- I really don't get the japanese.
All work and no play makes Jack a MUTEKI NO HENTAI
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 December 19, 2010, 10:13:51 AM
This post, and the reply:
"why does EVERY thread turn into build advice?" (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9983622)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer December 19, 2010, 11:25:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aAtFrWft2k&feature=recentf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aAtFrWft2k&feature=recentf)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Littha December 19, 2010, 11:46:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aAtFrWft2k&feature=recentf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aAtFrWft2k&feature=recentf)

Its funny for about 2 minutes but considering there is an entire series of this it sorta wears on you lol.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie December 19, 2010, 02:22:22 PM
Not for the politically sensitive (http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8407/sateapartyad.gif)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac December 19, 2010, 09:49:30 PM
This post, and the reply:
"why does EVERY thread turn into build advice?" (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9983622)
he did it twice ... and so did his buddy Glyphstone. :nonono

and then closes the thread for getting called-out on it.  :rollseyes :fo
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 December 19, 2010, 10:02:39 PM
and then closes the thread for getting called-out on it.  :rollseyes :fo
Threads in that section are locked after the question has been answered or if the question isn't going to be answered.

It would have been closed anyway.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu December 20, 2010, 02:00:30 AM
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/12/16/superhero-dinosaurs-because-why-the-hell-not/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie December 20, 2010, 03:47:46 AM
Oh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAUmwUkPLBM)
Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_bbhS7UDY)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/SoLqh3AAmuI/AAAAAAAABpo/LjOMLt05TMw/s400/confused.jpg)

seriously -- I really don't get the japanese.
All work and no play makes Jack a MUTEKI NO HENTAI
That response made me giggle.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 December 20, 2010, 11:46:00 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werecat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Werecat

lolwut
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: RobbyPants December 21, 2010, 10:09:01 AM
Tron Literal Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCmeQaXuFig)

I guess this guy does a bunch of literal trailers, but this on was my favorite.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: AndyJames December 28, 2010, 09:21:38 PM
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/demotivational-posters-the-sailor.jpg)

 :lmao :lmao :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 28, 2010, 11:00:10 PM
Another one of Kuro's improbable tales (as in this kind of shit only happens to me).

So, every year we go spend Christmas at this little town called Bagé. It is so ass-backwards you spell it sdrawkcab-ssa. I have no clue why, but I ALWAYS wake up with the equivalent of a hangover the next day (and I don't drink to begin with). Mom asks me to go with my aunt to buy some groceries with her. I begrudgingly accept the chore, because I know she'll just nag the hell out of me if I say no.

Now, the town itself is small but it has some really wide streets. It was built back when horses were the main transport of choice so that's no surprise. Out of fucking nowhere comes this huge dog barking up a fucking storm at a dead run. And the sun was already too bright and the silence was already too loud, so it pissed the fuck out of me. Annoyance leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to me staring the fuck out of this dog that may as well been the bastard stepchild of Cthulhu and Cerberus (if Cerberus were a bitch), because it was big and fucking ugly. It keeps barking up until it comes within about ten feet of me, at which point it skids to a halt and starts growling. I furrow my brows and show it MY teeth, at which point my aunt took a few steps back since, and I quote, "I looked like I was about to spit fire". The dog eventually whines and goes back the way it came, at which point its clueless owner walks up to it and leashes him, but not before looking our way with an apologetic expression.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Shadowhunter December 29, 2010, 11:43:11 PM
Kuroi, if you could figure out how to bottle your Awesome (s. not v.) you'd make a fortune.

This made me snicker: http://xkcd.com/837/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken December 30, 2010, 12:11:38 AM
Kuroi, if you could figure out how to bottle your Awesome (s. not v.) you'd make a fortune.

This made me snicker: http://xkcd.com/837/

That'd be great, because then I wouldn't have to work.  :D Sadly not the case.

Or I could try using coupon codes like that one.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sunic_Flames January 02, 2011, 07:02:03 PM
Epic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.

Old or not, it still is fucking awesome.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 02, 2011, 07:54:38 PM
Epic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.

Old or not, it still is fucking awesome.

*bows* Praise from Caesar, I like.

I actually had to look this up on the thread to know what you were talking about though.  :P
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 03, 2011, 02:59:58 AM
http://notalwaysright.com/a-picture-perfect-resolution/9313
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer January 03, 2011, 07:50:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 03, 2011, 10:35:37 AM
So today was my first workout of the year. It felt pretty good. It started raining in the middle of it, so I managed to cool down a little.

The funny thing happened AFTER I got home... when I noticed there was steam coming right off my body.

That's right. I worked out so hard my body heat evaporated the rainwater. I couldn't stop laughing for a while after that.  :D
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 03, 2011, 10:42:51 AM
(http://www.thirdage.com/files/imagecache/350x350/files/Neil%20Gaiman%202.jpg)
It's real.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 03, 2011, 10:58:24 AM
(http://www.thirdage.com/files/imagecache/350x350/files/Neil%20Gaiman%202.jpg)
It's real.

It's cute AND cool!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sunic_Flames January 03, 2011, 11:58:04 AM
Wait...who the hell is she?

She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast.  She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.

Believe me, here in Singapore, people are still laughing at Palin.

And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast. Are they like descendants of the instigators of the Boston Tea Party, which if I remember correctly were a bunch of smugglers protesting against...smuggling?

Your memory fails you, sir. The men behind the Boston Tea Party were protesting abusive taxes from England on tea and stamps. Since the british were very enthusiastic about their 5 o'clock tea, some of the local dumped a certain smuggling ship's contents into the ocean in protest.

From context, I wager that Tea Party enthusiast is basically an unfucked "we are feminists, your argument is invalid" bitch of some sort.

From what I've gathered, they're a bunch of loonies, and somehow tolerated terrorists whose solution to everything is to scream a lot. I'm reminded of that job commercial where the entire crowd jumps into what was a professional tennis game and promptly causes it to devolve into chaos.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sunic_Flames January 03, 2011, 12:18:17 PM
Epic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.

Old or not, it still is fucking awesome.

*bows* Praise from Caesar, I like.

I actually had to look this up on the thread to know what you were talking about though.  :P

Caesar? When the hell did that happen?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder January 03, 2011, 03:33:37 PM
Epic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.

Old or not, it still is fucking awesome.

*bows* Praise from Caesar, I like.

I actually had to look this up on the thread to know what you were talking about though.  :P

Caesar? When the hell did that happen?
Right before Marcus Brutus showed up, unfortunately.   :p
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork January 03, 2011, 04:22:38 PM
(http://www.thirdage.com/files/imagecache/350x350/files/Neil%20Gaiman%202.jpg)
It's real.

That is awesome!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork January 04, 2011, 01:58:48 AM
(http://cdn.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/1x1/425x1000/0x0/0x0/0/17089060863642757513)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 04, 2011, 07:25:53 PM
(http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/82225d5c-45c7-43b0-a1c6-1cf1e12dd35b.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Shadowhunter January 04, 2011, 10:54:16 PM
Hahahhahahahahhahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhaha. :lol :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nanshork January 06, 2011, 01:02:20 AM
This website. (http://www.atouchofcamo.com/)

The problem with growing up in central Texas, friends from high school are linking this place on facebook at each other.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie January 08, 2011, 04:44:43 PM
Agita character spent today's session as a loli-kite.
Levitate is awesome.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita January 08, 2011, 04:49:05 PM
Agita character spent today's session as a loli-kite.
Levitate is awesome.
And Prime made fanart of it.

(http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd54/Prime32_temp/OotS/Starfall%20Lake/InariLirunloli-kite.png)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer January 08, 2011, 05:31:15 PM
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1aokLZ/denise.nichel.org/html/snowart8.html (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1aokLZ/denise.nichel.org/html/snowart8.html)
The work of a master
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder January 10, 2011, 12:34:37 AM
(http://www.omgsoysauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/work_fas-570x411.jpg)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer January 12, 2011, 06:43:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kErPRevOz-U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kErPRevOz-U)  :lmao

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDewRA0E1zo&feature=recentlik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDewRA0E1zo&feature=recentlik) This kid is hilarious
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Nick January 14, 2011, 01:02:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o  :clap :clap :clap
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo January 14, 2011, 01:55:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o  :clap :clap :clap
I just got in trouble at work for "being too jovial for a member of security" thanks to this.

It was 100% worth the lulz.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: altpersona January 14, 2011, 02:28:25 PM
iv been playing pieces of "like a boss" over our walkie talkies at work...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 14, 2011, 03:42:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o  :clap :clap :clap
I just got in trouble at work for "being too jovial for a member of security" thanks to this.

It was 100% worth the lulz.

I thought the clip was better than the song itself.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 17, 2011, 06:22:15 PM
Kuro's Improbable Tales, Chapter ??

The case of the Hooked Thief.

So I'm off to my therapy session. Weather's looking like it might rain, so I bring an umbrella with me. On the way to the bus stop, I buy myself a manga. I stop and wait for the bus.

But Murphy wouldn't have me quietly reading, oh no. Some lady with a kid is dropping off a nearby bus, and some punk notices she's busy, runs up to her and grabs her purse. People start yelling and shit, but nobody moves to catch the little bastard.

At which point I annoyedly grab my umbrella by the middle (it was closed up) and hold it hook-handle first in his path at neck height. My arm tenses for a second and the punk sprawls on the floor like a sack of potatoes, rubbing the back of his head, at which point I whack him on the temple.

"Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"

People grab the little fucker, cops show up and I take my bus.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer January 18, 2011, 07:55:34 AM
Kuro, if you ever figure out how you always manage to end up in situations like these, promise you'll tell me
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 18, 2011, 08:19:48 AM
"Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"
...you shouted at him in Japanese? ???

...and in a Kansai accent I think?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita January 18, 2011, 09:03:35 AM
"Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"
...you shouted at him in Japanese? ???

...and in a Kansai accent I think?
Doesn't look like an accent to me. Slurring -ai syllables to -ee is typically done by rough-talking guys, which fits Kuro to a T. :p For an English analogue, "urusai"="shut up", "urusee"="shaddap".
From what I can tell, it's "Shaddap! Can't ya see I'm readin'?"
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 18, 2011, 10:19:23 AM
Kuro, if you ever figure out how you always manage to end up in situations like these, promise you'll tell me

Promised.  :lol

"Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"
...you shouted at him in Japanese? ???

...and in a Kansai accent I think?
Doesn't look like an accent to me. Slurring -ai syllables to -ee is typically done by rough-talking guys, which fits Kuro to a T. :p For an English analogue, "urusai"="shut up", "urusee"="shaddap".
From what I can tell, it's "Shaddap! Can't ya see I'm readin'?"

Your Japanese is improving quite a bit, Agita. That's exactly what I said.  :)
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Agita January 18, 2011, 01:02:46 PM
Your Japanese is improving quite a bit, Agita. That's exactly what I said.  :)
From an "understanding phrases" standpoint, maybe. Subtitles original language series are good for catching things like the slurring and general vocabulary, but from a general grammar standpoint I'm still low on the ladder, and I can't read Kanji worth crap (that last one is my biggest failing).
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 18, 2011, 01:32:02 PM
Your Japanese is improving quite a bit, Agita. That's exactly what I said.  :)
From an "understanding phrases" standpoint, maybe. Subtitles original language series are good for catching things like the slurring and general vocabulary, but from a general grammar standpoint I'm still low on the ladder, and I can't read Kanji worth crap (that last one is my biggest failing).

Likewise for me on the kanji. It's undeniably the hardest part of Japanese.

If I may suggest, download NJStar WP. It has a nifty little function where if you input a verb in its infinitive form it will provide you with a comprehensive list of forms the verb may take (present/past continuous tense, future tense, etc.), it's great if you want to learn the proper way to conjugate your verbs. From then on grammar is a cinch.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: McPoyo January 18, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
So...aren't we supposed to self-prune threads every 50 pages? How did this make twice that?
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Kuroimaken January 18, 2011, 04:48:29 PM
So...aren't we supposed to self-prune threads every 50 pages? How did this make twice that?
Clearly, this is the thread that shall pierce the heavens.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Sinfire Titan January 18, 2011, 04:55:09 PM
So...aren't we supposed to self-prune threads every 50 pages? How did this make twice that?
Clearly, this is the thread that shall pierce the heavens.

Seconded.


I think we just lost track of when we were supposed to stop, and let it grow.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer January 18, 2011, 06:48:51 PM
So...aren't we supposed to self-prune threads every 50 pages? How did this make twice that?
Clearly, this is the thread that shall pierce the heavens.

Seconded.


I think we just lost track of when we were supposed to stop, and let it grow.
And we shall never give it up, never gonna let it down!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 18, 2011, 07:18:43 PM
Eh, I'll lock it at 100. Whoever wants to start/title the next one...
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer January 19, 2011, 03:05:39 PM
[spoiler](http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/e20144e9-d699-4b9d-8b4b-8843583fb008.jpg)[/spoiler]
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer January 20, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic)
The only way to make Swedish Meatballs, is with madness!
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: InnaBinder January 20, 2011, 03:25:18 PM
http://nastycute.tumblr.com/ (http://nastycute.tumblr.com/) NSFW.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac January 21, 2011, 12:51:25 PM
Tosh.0 is the shiznit:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer January 21, 2011, 01:03:41 PM
Tosh.0 is the shiznit:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
That was mildly disturbing
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: wotmaniac January 21, 2011, 03:20:32 PM
Tosh.0 is the shiznit:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
That was mildly disturbing
mildly?!?!?!  just "mildly"?  :twitch

 :lmao
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer January 21, 2011, 04:12:17 PM
Tosh.0 is the shiznit:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
That was mildly disturbing
mildly?!?!?!  just "mildly"?  :twitch

 :lmao
Once you've remained sober in the company of university students who like to get really drunk a few times too many you gain a certain amount of resistance to disturbing stuff.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: veekie January 22, 2011, 01:44:43 AM
Tosh.0 is the shiznit:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
That was mildly disturbing
mildly?!?!?!  just "mildly"?  :twitch

 :lmao
Once you've remained sober in the company of university students who like to get really drunk a few times too many you gain a certain amount of resistance to disturbing stuff.
And a ton of blackmail material, being the only guy who remembers the night before.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: bhu January 22, 2011, 01:53:59 AM
Tosh.0 is the shiznit:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
That was mildly disturbing
mildly?!?!?!  just "mildly"?  :twitch

 :lmao
Once you've remained sober in the company of university students who like to get really drunk a few times too many you gain a certain amount of resistance to disturbing stuff.
And a ton of blackmail material, being the only guy who remembers the night before.

Nothing says 'you are my bitch' like "Hey Bob...remember that time you let Linda shave your entire body, paint you like a clown,  and buttfuck you in a pool full of jello while she was wearing an Orca costume?  No?  I do.  And I have pictures.  Pictures which will be winging their way towards the porn sites of my choice if you don't do me a lil favor..."
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: trappedslider January 22, 2011, 01:57:48 AM
 Did you hear? It was on the news. A gnome got mugged.
[spoiler]How could anyone stoop so low?[/spoiler]
found this on naother forum
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Monotremeancer January 22, 2011, 06:52:55 AM
Tosh.0 is the shiznit:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
That was mildly disturbing
mildly?!?!?!  just "mildly"?  :twitch

 :lmao
Once you've remained sober in the company of university students who like to get really drunk a few times too many you gain a certain amount of resistance to disturbing stuff.
And a ton of blackmail material, being the only guy who remembers the night before.

Nothing says 'you are my bitch' like "Hey Bob...remember that time you let Linda shave your entire body, paint you like a clown,  and buttfuck you in a pool full of jello while she was wearing an Orca costume?  No?  I do.  And I have pictures.  Pictures which will be winging their way towards the porn sites of my choice if you don't do me a lil favor..."
And people say my mind must be a weird place. I want an Orca costume...

I do have few favors to call in (much as a result of getting drunk people home), but not that much material to blackmail people with however.
: Re: More Things That Make You LOL
: Prime32 January 22, 2011, 11:09:48 AM
Link to new thread (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=10798)