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This made me LOL a bit...
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This made me LOL a bit...
So what makes you LOL? :D
Cleric: Oh no! The fighter got hurt! I'll use my wand of Cure Light Wounds!
DM: It doesn't work. The fighter has a serious wound.
In an upcoming game, the GM wanted to try to keep the playing field relatively even.
To put us all on a similar playing field, we aren't allowed to pick any class that we've played before.
Then he specifically forbade me from playing a druid :lmao :smirk
I felt oddly honored.
I tried to get him to allow the Cat Burglar (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=3107.0) class, but he declined.
However, he assured me that if the campaign failed, he would launch a quick two or three session campaign where everyone had to play that class :P :lol
http://wildammo.com/2009/07/27/unusual-paintings-of-obama-naked-with-unicorns/
seriously wtf?
And the real deal clincher?
Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.
Seriously. :banghead
And the real deal clincher?
Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.
Seriously. :banghead
At least the guy got a purpose in life :lmao
And the real deal clincher?WTF... this sounds like the plot for Clerks 3.
Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.
Seriously. :banghead
And the real deal clincher?
Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.
Seriously. :banghead
WTF... this sounds like the plot for Clerks 3.
Also, this made me LOL: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/understocked.png
And the real deal clincher?
Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.
Seriously. :banghead
...I really don't know what to say to this.
My coworkers are talking about selling weed at work after hours.Well you did say they've been smoking for years... are we sure they actually put the joint down and took a break anywhere in there?
You may wonder why this makes me laugh.
We either finish work after the next shift has arrived, or only a few hours before they arrive, so their window of opportunity is small. Nothing is around us but some factories and storage facilities, and with the exception of a truck yard there's no real traffic. The parking lot is semi lit, has hundreds of feet of open space around it (so it's easily visible), and the police patrol every so often because we have car break ins. They assume because they've gone years without being caught smoking they wont have a problem doing this.
And the real deal clincher?
Some of them want to take the money they make to go on an expedition to gun down a Bigfoot and thereby prove his existence.
Seriously. :banghead
http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/ (http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/)
Oh god! :lmao
Philanderer suffers super-glued penis (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/aug/04/philanderer-has-penis-superglued)
Well you did say they've been smoking for years... are we sure they actually put the joint down and took a break anywhere in there?
An age old question has been answered!!
http://translationparty.com/tp/#34189
He would not have to lift a heavy stone itself?Well, that explains that.
back into Japanese
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back into English
He is either not willing to lift a heavy stone itself?
back into Japanese
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back into English
He is not heavy to lift one's own stones?
http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/ (http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/)
Oh god! :lmao
And my mom thinks I'M a videogame addict.
http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/ (http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/)
Oh god! :lmao
And my mom thinks I'M a videogame addict.
why is that a video of a dog humping someone?
An age old question has been answered!!
http://translationparty.com/tp/#34189
Gregory House's analogies.The episode where he polls the janitor for ideas and uses him as an assistant is awesome :lmao
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_child_pornography_cat;_ylt=Ap5XRmfdbkDUmeYRIYdI.3HtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJ0YzFra25pBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwODA4L3VzX29kZF9jaGlsZF9wb3Jub2dyYXBoeV9jYXQEY3BvcwMyBHBvcwMzBHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcnkEc2xrA2ZsYW1hbmJsYW1lcw--
:lol
no judge is gonna buy that story
Where'd you find those?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html
At least she can keep going and going and going...
Nice :D
It says, "HEY! HELLO! LISTEN!"
How people at Gamefaqs cannot seem to understand how simple Blazblue's time loop is.
How people at Gamefaqs cannot seem to understand how simple Blazblue's time loop is.
Just finished watching the True Ending today. From the looks of it, the sequel is going to be the actual time stream instead of being stuck in a loop like the non-cannon endings were.
I think the main reason they are getting confused is because some characters get sent back further in time than others. Hakumen, Ragna, Nu, and Rachel all get sent back to when the Black Beast first appeared, while characters like Tao and Noel only go back two to three years or so. Oh, and then there's Arakune, Tager, and Litchi, all of whom get sent back to a point before Arakune gets transmogrified into that abominationortion.
Possibly, but I doubt she's one of the heroes. Jubei is one, Bang, Hakumen. (technically Jin)Wait. BANG is one of the six heroes? Far as I know he only fought in the Ikaruga War. The Dark War was WAY before he was even born!
I doubt we'll see more than Jubei or one of the others in the sequel, as Ishiwatari has yet to reveal more than three of the weapons from GG despite how long he's had.
Wait. BANG is one of the six heroes? Far as I know he only fought in the Ikaruga War. The Dark War was WAY before he was even born!
http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1 (http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1):facepalm :lol :clap :jumping
http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1 (http://www.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.aspx?dg=microsoft.public.windows.vista.general&tid=d0e9bdf1-341f-4025-9411-d1bab02fea34&cat=&lang=&cr=&sloc=&p=1)
AC is wrong i think, major penalties for dex score, and lack of mobility.
AC is wrong i think, major penalties for dex score, and lack of mobility.Small size should give a +1, though. :D
I actually thought that was probably the funniest yo dawg I've ever heard.Start with Marshal (yo dawg I herd you like charisma so I put some charisma in your charisma)
i cant unread that :(
AC is wrong i think, major penalties for dex score, and lack of mobility.Small size should give a +1, though. :D
What gets me is the HP. A Con penalty of -3 means that (since 1st level Hit Dice are maximized) the baby has a d5 Hit Die. And if you can explain that, be my guest.Easy. He took two flaws: Frail (-1 hp at every level) and Vulnerable (-1 AC). :D That would make him a class with a d6 hit die. Bard, possibly (inspire your parents to do your bidding with
I prefer the one for Windows Vista.I actually thought that was probably the funniest yo dawg I've ever heard.Start with Marshal (yo dawg I herd you like charisma so I put some charisma in your charisma)i cant unread that :(
*Snip*
*Snip*
Very close. I've seen that one too. The version I was refering to was:
"Yo dawg, I heard you like Vista. So we built the stick shift into the driver seat, so every time you shift gears you'll be reminded that Microsoft always looks out for their customers."
And, I'd like to add, very very true.*Snip*
Very close. I've seen that one too. The version I was refering to was:
"Yo dawg, I heard you like Vista. So we built the stick shift into the driver seat, so every time you shift gears you'll be reminded that Microsoft always looks out for their customers."
And the mental image that line just conjured was very incredibly NSFW...
there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product. :smirk
I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card? I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."
http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/?p=35 (http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/?p=35)That's awesome, but the quality of their German makes me wince.
Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product. :smirk
I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card? I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."
It sold like hotcakes.
Also, I heard the Hello Kitty vibrator was quite popular as well. I believe I heard that mentioned on these boards by someone... :smirkRemember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product. :smirk
I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card? I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."
It sold like hotcakes.
A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays.
Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu.
I believe Meg mentioned she has one at some point.Also, I heard the Hello Kitty vibrator was quite popular as well. I believe I heard that mentioned on these boards by someone... :smirkRemember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product. :smirk
I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card? I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."
It sold like hotcakes.
A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays.
Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu.
Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.
Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.
It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something.
Remember the Harry Potter vibrator broom thing?there is now an unofficial Twilight dildo... it is pale, pasty white-ish flesh tone, sparkles, and retains heat and cold, allowing it to be stuck in the fridge for an "authentic" experience...
Y'know I'd say these guys were marketing geniuses IF their target audience had been old enough to buy their product. :smirk
I somehow can't see the average 14 year old girl saying "Mom, can I put 40 bucks on your credit card? I need to buy a fake rubber cock off the internet to pound out a few orgasms with while reading my story books."
It sold like hotcakes.
A very large number of convenience stores in the States allow you to buy pre-paid credit cards underaged if you have cash to load them with. Finding a way to purchase a toy via credit card isn't hard for a 14 year old nowadays.
Plus, if you think they already aren't using them, you clearly have never been to Florida, Bhu.
Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.
It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something.
I am a physicist. And right now, my textbook is discussing "bra vectors". :lolReminds me of a 3d-sportsbra-effect program I saw on the net once...
Although, I suppose that Quantum Mechanics might be an appropriately mysterious field to study what goes on within those confines.
... If only...
I am a physicist. And right now, my textbook is discussing "bra vectors". :lolReminds me of a 3d-sportsbra-effect program I saw on the net once...
Although, I suppose that Quantum Mechanics might be an appropriately mysterious field to study what goes on within those confines.
... If only...
they dont need help... you dont 'tell' them something they may have missed..
Although I am not laughing yet, I have to find something amusing in how you can be all cool and whatever in breaking up with a girl, and she manages to find some way to get under your armor as one last dig before you tell her to fuck off.
It's their prerogative to take the last shot. As a general rule most women have more self-respect than men. So they figure it's their right or something.
I mean, I told her that at this point, there were only two ways to hurt my feelings and she managed to do both in one paragraph. :ahem
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Honestly, someone who actually takes 80 levels of Paladin straight deserves to not get any. :PI'm guessing that's a WoW (or some other MMORPG) Paladin.
Probably. But since I don't play any MMOs (Or RPGs besides D&D), I typically assume 3.5 for the sake of convenience.Honestly, someone who actually takes 80 levels of Paladin straight deserves to not get any. :PI'm guessing that's a WoW (or some other MMORPG) Paladin.
Honestly, someone who actually takes 80 levels of Paladin straight deserves to not get any. :PI'm guessing that's a WoW (or some other MMORPG) Paladin.
First there was unintelligent intelligent negro. Jason came up with the name. I think.
He heard me whining about not having enough room to put my eggs on the table and sorta invited himself into our conversation for the next 5 minutes. And within that 5 minutes he harked on me for being a vegetarian, for not liking things to suffer...and then he told me that in order to get eggs, the farmers had to force the chickens to have sex, and thus, suffer. I tried to argue that eggs were simply ovulation and I could rationalize eating them because it was sorta like a period... The chickens aren't using the eggs, I might as well. But no. Chickens have to have sex to have eggs. Kay. Not going to argue with a man that's 3 times my size.
Then he started harking on me about eating bread. I countered by saying that I hate plants, so I don't mind killing them. And then he started lecturing me on how without plants, there'd be no air. I tried to correct him by telling him that we'd still have air because, you know, most of the oxygen is produced by the photosynthesizing shit in the ocean anyway... He got very serious and told me that I was wrong, that only plants-not trees, mind you- produce oxygen. And to top it off, the reason I should listen to his supreme knowledge was because he was studying physics.
That's when I burst out laughing and just shook my head.
Jason just sorta looked at me after the guy walked away like, "OMG...WTF?" Yeah, I didn't quite understand what had just happened either.
I love hearing people argue about vegetarianism. I've heard intelligent arguments for both sides, but I'd definitely have to agree with you here.They don't have to have sex at all. BimR is right. The eggs people typically eat are unfertilized (barring those eggs I was served in China that had tiny unhatched chicks inside them....).
Besides, the chickens don't actually have to be forced to have sex a great deal of the time.
I love hearing people argue about vegetarianism. I've heard intelligent arguments for both sides, but I'd definitely have to agree with you here.They don't have to have sex at all. BimR is right. The eggs people typically eat are unfertilized (barring those eggs I was served in China that had tiny unhatched chicks inside them....).
Besides, the chickens don't actually have to be forced to have sex a great deal of the time.
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We need to get a demotivator thread going.
We need to get a demotivator thread going.
But we have one already. The Playground, IIRC.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
There is a turtle in my lettuce.
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
When looking for a copy or The Kalevala on amazon, it also offered to send me a book with CDs designed to teach someone to speak Finnish. For 10 bucks. I'm debating if my inability to walk away from something I feel is making a direct challenge to me is going break me :p.Learn Finnish with a course that has a value of ten bucks? Give it a go and tell me how that worked for you. I am quite sure I can estimate the results pretty well. Heck, I'd probably be a better teacher.
Sitä paitsi, suomi on sen verran helppoa, ettei siihen mitään perkeleen opettajaa tarvita.It has what? Like 15 grammatical case suffixes? That'd be quite a bit to learn for someone used to English... though I have heard of success stories.
When looking for a copy or The Kalevala on amazon, it also offered to send me a book with CDs designed to teach someone to speak Finnish. For 10 bucks. I'm debating if my inability to walk away from something I feel is making a direct challenge to me is going break me :p.Learn Finnish with a course that has a value of ten bucks? Give it a go and tell me how that worked for you. I am quite sure I can estimate the results pretty well. Heck, I'd probably be a better teacher.
Sitä paitsi, suomi on sen verran helppoa, ettei siihen mitään perkeleen opettajaa tarvita.
When looking for a copy or The Kalevala on amazon, it also offered to send me a book with CDs designed to teach someone to speak Finnish. For 10 bucks. I'm debating if my inability to walk away from something I feel is making a direct challenge to me is going break me :p.Learn Finnish with a course that has a value of ten bucks? Give it a go and tell me how that worked for you. I am quite sure I can estimate the results pretty well. Heck, I'd probably be a better teacher.
Sitä paitsi, suomi on sen verran helppoa, ettei siihen mitään perkeleen opettajaa tarvita.
Now I know how those who can't speak Japanese feel when I do on the forums.
And I still don't feel guilty.
Now I know how those who can't speak Japanese feel when I do on the forums.Eh, I've known worse. Teach me your ways.
And I still don't feel guilty.
Now I know how those who can't speak Japanese feel when I do on the forums.Eh, I've known worse. Teach me your ways.
And I still don't feel guilty.
Ah, nareru kuretai no ka? Nekojin to meshi wo mottekireba, oshiete ageru zo.Here's what I got from that: "Ah, * * of *? Cat-person and * is very *, * *"
Ah, nareru kuretai no ka? Nekojin to meshi wo mottekireba, oshiete ageru zo.Here's what I got from that: "Ah, * * of *? Cat-person and * is very *, * *"
Yes, I realize 'jin' in this case is generic, as it literally means 'people', but I'm sure you know the gender I meant.If you had said "nekomimi" I would have understood.
Yare yare, motto hataraku ga aru yo...Let's see...
Tshern, you just gave me an idea. Mind providing me with some Finnish phrases for my Druid? I need something exotic, obscure, and unintelligible for when he casts his spells and chants in Druidic. :D
I'm guessing "Good grief, not more work!"
Granted I haven't used my Japanese in a few years, but I'm pretty sure you can't use ga to denote possession. One does not say Kuro ga kuruma, but Kuro no kuruma. If ga can be used that way, I suspect it's a specific dialect. Even I readily admit I tend toward Osaka-fu when I catch myself speaking Japanese.
keki ga hoshi desu yo!
I have no words for what you guys have done to this thread. Now, back to topic! Get a room or something.
Tshern, you just gave me an idea. Mind providing me with some Finnish phrases for my Druid? I need something exotic, obscure, and unintelligible for when he casts his spells and chants in Druidic. :DSure, anything. You want me to translate something for you, want me to come up with something from your ideas or just come up with something Druid-like? Send me a PM.
What, you want the thread Finished up then? :drumsI have no words for what you guys have done to this thread. Now, back to topic! Get a room or something.
How about "GODDAMMIT, they japanese'd up the thread again!"
keki ga hoshi desu yo!keki means either cake or vigour. (http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PW&L=J&T=keki&WC=none&FG=r&BG=b&S=26) "hoshi" means star. "minna" means everyone. "desu" means is. "yo" means exclamation mark.
MINNA keki ga hoshii desu.
What, you want the thread Finished up then? :drumsI have no words for what you guys have done to this thread. Now, back to topic! Get a room or something.
How about "GODDAMMIT, they japanese'd up the thread again!"keki ga hoshi desu yo!keki means either cake or vigour. (http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PW&L=J&T=keki&WC=none&FG=r&BG=b&S=26) "hoshi" means star. "minna" means everyone. "desu" means is. "yo" means exclamation mark.
MINNA keki ga hoshii desu.
Anyway, here's your catgirls and food:I do believe it is 1-up time now. :D You want catgirls? I'll bury you in catgirls.
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No, but one DOES say Kuro wa kuruma ga motteiru. :) Ga is used to denote possession in conjunction with iru or aru (as well as existence as pointed out before). Sorry if that wasn't clear.True enough, and I agree with this. I was more going against the English translation to 's, as that's better fitted (most often) with 'no'.
No, but one DOES say Kuro wa kuruma ga motteiru. :) Ga is used to denote possession in conjunction with iru or aru (as well as existence as pointed out before). Sorry if that wasn't clear.True enough, and I agree with this. I was more going against the English translation to 's, as that's better fitted (most often) with 'no'.
On topic though: The cake is a lie.
No, but one DOES say Kuro wa kuruma ga motteiru. :) Ga is used to denote possession in conjunction with iru or aru (as well as existence as pointed out before). Sorry if that wasn't clear.True enough, and I agree with this. I was more going against the English translation to 's, as that's better fitted (most often) with 'no'.
On topic though: The cake is a lie.
I've only played a demo of Portal. I can't remember any cake being promissed :shrug
Nope. It's mentioned at multiple points throughout the game.I've only played a demo of Portal. I can't remember any cake being promissed :shrug
It was near the last puzzle, so way beyond what the demo would have shown you.
Nope. It's mentioned at multiple points throughout the game.I've only played a demo of Portal. I can't remember any cake being promissed :shrug
It was near the last puzzle, so way beyond what the demo would have shown you.
Nope. It's mentioned at multiple points throughout the game.I've only played a demo of Portal. I can't remember any cake being promissed :shrug
It was near the last puzzle, so way beyond what the demo would have shown you.
Glados promised cake throughout the game, but the meme didn't occur until the Room Full or Crazy near the end.
Nope. It's mentioned at multiple points throughout the game.I've only played a demo of Portal. I can't remember any cake being promissed :shrug
It was near the last puzzle, so way beyond what the demo would have shown you.
Glados promised cake throughout the game, but the meme didn't occur until the Room Full or Crazy near the end.
Is it not hidden behind the walls quite early on in the game? Was a long time since I played it (have to fix that), but I think you could find the text written in those little rooms behind the walls after a fairly short while...
I haven't been feeling well lately. I've been on and off with a flu or cold. I'm not QUITE sick but I'm fighting SOMETHING and it's really just fucking annoying me.
Anyway!
I was really cranky this morning when I got to my 8am class and my teacher came in 20 minutes late. So instead of being productive, which I really couldn't will myself to do since I felt really sick... I drew him.
I drew him as the Black Canary because he had been giving me so much grief about "dressing up like a slut," and I drew him as a Satyr playing a flute. They're both publicly displayed in the room he teaches in now for all to see.
They turned out nicely, considering I didn't waste a lot of time on them. :D
Mr. T's mom looks surprisingly pale. [/sarcasm]
Mr. T's mom looks surprisingly pale. [/sarcasm]
Yeah, in case it wasn't obvious to anyone else, that's Nancy Reagan and Mr. T (AKA God (among with some other select individuals)) during Christmas in 1983 ;)
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I'd definitely watch that movie.
I'd try but I'd probably get stuck on the "Kari in a bikini" scenes....
I'd try but I'd probably get stuck on the "Kari in a bikini" scenes....
You and a good chunk of America.
I'd try but I'd probably get stuck on the "Kari in a bikini" scenes....
You and a good chunk of America.
Not just America... :whistle
Attractive female geeks are a reasonably narrow subset of the type, as are attractive male geeks. Kari definitely qualifies as the former.
Still, I can't see myself fawning over an unreachable female on television. Especially if she's not stripping.
Still, I can't see myself fawning over an unreachable female on television. Especially if she's not stripping.There's a difference between fawning and "enjoying watching"
And no woman is unreachable.
Never saw the appeal in Kari. Sure, she's attractive but I don't see the need to slobber over her.
Plus she just seems 'snuggable' for some reason.
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
You've obviously never been to Vero. The girls here fall into 4 categories:
- Holy crap old
- Petit, possibly underage
- Moderately attractive (7 or 8 on a scale of 10)
- Holy Shit its the Titanic
About 40% fall into the first category, even during Winter.Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.
Girls who go to conventions here are either a 1 or a 10, no middle ground. We've got lookers and then we have the ones you want Brain Bleach for.
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
You've obviously never been to Vero. The girls here fall into 4 categories:
- Holy crap old
- Petit, possibly underage
- Moderately attractive (7 or 8 on a scale of 10)
- Holy Shit its the Titanic
About 40% fall into the first category, even during Winter.Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I REALLY hope those women are not like cake.
Girls who go to conventions here are either a 1 or a 10, no middle ground. We've got lookers and then we have the ones you want Brain Bleach for.
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
Psh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City. When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...
If retirees are your thing, those are the proper areas. :ehPsh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City. When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...
Gotta have the proper area of the state.
If retirees are your thing, those are the proper areas. :ehPsh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City. When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...
Gotta have the proper area of the state.
I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.
I'm not sure, but I am intrigued. :plottingI just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.
Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist?
Butch women with nazi-style crew cuts wearing strap-ons that they brutally use on men?I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.
Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist?
Doesn't seem feminist so much as kinky, though. Anything I can think of that would even remotely qualify just falls under a standard fetish. That is why I am confused.Butch women with nazi-style crew cuts wearing strap-ons that they brutally use on men?I just heard that the Swedish government is paying to have feminist porn made. Not sure of the veracity though.
Anyone want to clarify what would make the porn feminist?
All feminists are nothing more than sexually frustrated , repressed bullies in female skin. There, I said it. Feminazis don't fight for equality, they fight for the right to be worshipped as living goddesses under the thinly-veiled guise of liberating from oppression.
All feminists are nothing more than sexually frustrated , repressed bullies in female skin. There, I said it. Feminazis don't fight for equality, they fight for the right to be worshipped as living goddesses under the thinly-veiled guise of liberating from oppression.
Maybe if they just gave nerds a chance, period. Some of them are totally into that stuff.All feminists are nothing more than sexually frustrated , repressed bullies in female skin. There, I said it. Feminazis don't fight for equality, they fight for the right to be worshipped as living goddesses under the thinly-veiled guise of liberating from oppression.
Maybe if they weren't sexually frustrated, repressed bullies and would give nerds a chance they might occasionally get worshipped.
And I'm not entirely using innuendo.
So, who else is doing this? (http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/10/pretend-to-be-a-time-traveler-day-this-weekend/)
I might, I like the "escaped prisoner from the future idea, and I can just not wash or tie back my hair, and I'm partway there...So, who else is doing this? (http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/10/pretend-to-be-a-time-traveler-day-this-weekend/)
Well, I am now. Must find some appropriate time-traveler attire, though.
If retirees are your thing, those are the proper areas. :ehPsh, come to Florida then. Plenty of those geek-types hiding around everywhere.
I have a few friends in West Palm Beach and Panama City. When I ask them about women in Florida I generally get laughter...
Gotta have the proper area of the state.
Daytona or Tampa. Just be prepared, an unsettling majority are dumb as barns.
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)Okay, just the title sent me rofl-ing. As for the vid itself, I found it awesome even though I haven't watched a single episode of Hellsing.
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)Okay, just the title sent me rofl-ing. As for the vid itself, I found it awesome even though I haven't watched a single episode of Hellsing.
For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)I AM NOT THE REST!! Aside from that, it made me wanna watch Nanoha.
Well, I mentioned them because they'd get the Nanoha bits better, but do watch!For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)I AM NOT THE REST!! Aside from that, it made me wanna watch Nanoha.
Very well... you escape my wrath. FOR NOW.Well, I mentioned them because they'd get the Nanoha bits better, but do watch!For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)I AM NOT THE REST!! Aside from that, it made me wanna watch Nanoha.
Watch this:Very well... you escape my wrath. FOR NOW.Well, I mentioned them because they'd get the Nanoha bits better, but do watch!For Prime, Agita and the rest of the anime mob, this made me rofl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HNTpPFGI8U&fmt=35)I AM NOT THE REST!! Aside from that, it made me wanna watch Nanoha.
Balance would be my guess. Gyarados is already a powerful offensive pokémon, Dragon-type would add a whole bunch of resistances on top of that.
It's still awesome, especially now that type doesn't necessarily dictate special or physical anymore. Cascade, for example, is a physical attack despite being Water-type as of 4th gen.Balance would be my guess. Gyarados is already a powerful offensive pokémon, Dragon-type would add a whole bunch of resistances on top of that.
Sadly, he is offensive on the wrong side :banghead... swap his Atk with his Sp. Atk. and he would be awesome :smirk
It's still awesome, especially now that type doesn't necessarily dictate special or physical anymore. Cascade, for example, is a physical attack despite being Water-type as of 4th gen.Balance would be my guess. Gyarados is already a powerful offensive pokémon, Dragon-type would add a whole bunch of resistances on top of that.
Sadly, he is offensive on the wrong side :banghead... swap his Atk with his Sp. Atk. and he would be awesome :smirk
There's a Pokémon like that (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Milotic_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29), and it's a pure Water type.Balance would be my guess. Gyarados is already a powerful offensive pokémon, Dragon-type would add a whole bunch of resistances on top of that.
Sadly, he is offensive on the wrong side :banghead... swap his Atk with his Sp. Atk. and he would be awesome :smirk
There's a Pokémon like that (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Milotic_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29), and it's a pure Water type.Balance would be my guess. Gyarados is already a powerful offensive pokémon, Dragon-type would add a whole bunch of resistances on top of that.
Sadly, he is offensive on the wrong side :banghead... swap his Atk with his Sp. Atk. and he would be awesome :smirk
has anyone been able to make sense of Gyarados having the flying type and not dragon?
In my opinion the only wave of Pokémon that was any good was any good was the first one. After that they ran out of fantasy and simply swapped a few maps, names and attacks and presto Pokemon 2nd wave (repeat untill concept no longer sells)
For Uncle Kitteh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vvE59Dz1Ew)
You'd have to rehost that pic, TVtropes blocks direct linking.
has anyone been able to make sense of Gyarados having the flying type and not dragon?
Because in Gen 1 they only had 1 Dragon type Attack (Dragon Rage). Because it only had that move pool, they wanted to make the entire type seem hard to find. Charizard and Gyarados were originally going to be dragons, but the devs changed their mind in the process of making the moves and ended up only making the Dratini line Dragons.
Up until Gen 4, Dragons had the most limited move pool for STAB bonuses. Also, Gen 4's switch with how attacks worked made a lot of Dragons more powerful than they would have been (hence why Garchomp is banned, STAB bonus with a physical attack and an Attack power that high is what put him over the limit, despite his *4 Weakness to Ice and low Spec/Def).In my opinion the only wave of Pokémon that was any good was any good was the first one. After that they ran out of fantasy and simply swapped a few maps, names and attacks and presto Pokemon 2nd wave (repeat untill concept no longer sells)
Meh. The first wave had the whole Psychic type as a game breaker. Even the lowly Mr. Mime was powerful if you knew how EVs and IVs worked. Slobro too. Mewtwo, Mew, and Alakazam were just the cream of the crop. And the latter Gens did make a few unique types of mons. Croagunk, Fortress (later trash coat Wormidam too), Heracross, you just gotta look for them. The meta gets stale if you just play Gen 1, as everyone runs Psychic types and almost nothing but (Articuno for dealing with Dragonite, that's about it).
The thing that makes me play the newer Gens is correcting my past mistakes. I'm breeding my mons carefully, and trying to track their growth so I can get a solid team. In a real battle, my top three mons would be thrashed by anyone who actually put some effort into their breeding, never mind that two of my top three are currently banned (Groudon and Rayquaza).
It actually turned out to be a lot funnier than I thought it'd be...
AC is a tad annoyed with me for causing flame wars.
But to be fair, I wasn't REALLY trolling, I was more like, "hey guys, let's all laugh at people who are protesting but don't know what they stand for!" and then it turned into a whole political debate which was still kinda funny but with a sad flavor...
I'm tempted to buy this. I mean, it can't be worse than holiday ham flavor. (http://www.myjones.com/code/limited.php?campaign=wizards)
I'm tempted to buy this. I mean, it can't be worse than holiday ham flavor. (http://www.myjones.com/code/limited.php?campaign=wizards)
I'm tempted to buy this. I mean, it can't be worse than holiday ham flavor. (http://www.myjones.com/code/limited.php?campaign=wizards)
This is what happens when you go between a lesbian and her target of love. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbL9eC-lxW0&feature=related)I'm not sure why gratuitous violence amuses me so much.
This is what happens when you go between a lesbian and her target of love. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbL9eC-lxW0&feature=related)I'm not sure why gratuitous violence amuses me so much.
:wall
Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...
Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American. :mad
:wall
Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...
Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American. :mad
Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.
:wall
Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...
Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American. :mad
:wall
Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...
Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American. :mad
Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.
I've heard Brazilian women are attractive and mostly naked 99% of the time. that's definitely a plus.
Dont open a bra store? :P:wall
Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...
Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American. :mad
Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.
I've heard Brazilian women are attractive and mostly naked 99% of the time. that's definitely a plus.
I wish to visit the specific Brazil you speak of. The attractive part is true... mostly naked depends on where you live.
Around here the weather tends to change at the drop of a hat... and since bras are supposedly stuffy, lots of women don't wear them in the winter for fear the temperature might change.
I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.
Dont open a bra store? :P
And this I had to post because it'll annoy AC a tad:
AC: Your bird is a butthead
Me: You're a butthead
AC: Don't you dare compare me to your bird!
Me: I didn't. I compared you to a butthead and you're EXACTLY the same. :D
First thing that came to mind was: they all have saggy boobs now.
First thing that came to mind was: they all have saggy boobs now.
With the amount of money the plastic surgery industry pulls in south america, I highly doubt that. I saw a report recently that showed they outspent the US when it came to cosmetic plastic surgeries.
First thing that came to mind was: they all have saggy boobs now.
With the amount of money the plastic surgery industry pulls in south america, I highly doubt that. I saw a report recently that showed they outspent the US when it came to cosmetic plastic surgeries.
Per capita or absolute? Oh, wait... population 200 million... nevermind.
:wallKaarina, Finland.
Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...
Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American. :mad
Dont open a bra store? :P:wall
Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...
Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American. :mad
Just move here. Our population isn't entirely composed of american haters.
I've heard Brazilian women are attractive and mostly naked 99% of the time. that's definitely a plus.
I wish to visit the specific Brazil you speak of. The attractive part is true... mostly naked depends on where you live.
Around here the weather tends to change at the drop of a hat... and since bras are supposedly stuffy, lots of women don't wear them in the winter for fear the temperature might change.
I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.
I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.
:wallKaarina, Finland.
Proof that freedom isn't free at all. That's almost as bad as the Chinese government censoring stuff...
Seriously, I'm thinking about moving. Somewhere where I won't be 100% screwed over because I was a former American. :mad
Damn. I've been discovered. :sofaAnd this I had to post because it'll annoy AC a tad:
AC: Your bird is a butthead
Me: You're a butthead
AC: Don't you dare compare me to your bird!
Me: I didn't. I compared you to a butthead and you're EXACTLY the same. :D
BimR's bird is a butthead.
AC is a butthead.
Therefore, AC is BimR's bird?
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie. :pDamn. I've been discovered. :sofaAnd this I had to post because it'll annoy AC a tad:
AC: Your bird is a butthead
Me: You're a butthead
AC: Don't you dare compare me to your bird!
Me: I didn't. I compared you to a butthead and you're EXACTLY the same. :D
BimR's bird is a butthead.
AC is a butthead.
Therefore, AC is BimR's bird?
It actually turned out to be a lot funnier than I thought it'd be...
AC is a tad annoyed with me for causing flame wars.
But to be fair, I wasn't REALLY trolling, I was more like, "hey guys, let's all laugh at people who are protesting but don't know what they stand for!" and then it turned into a whole political debate which was still kinda funny but with a sad flavor...
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie. :p
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie. :p
Why does everybody want to eat my baby? ???
:lmao That sounds so wrong.
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie. :p
Why does everybody want to eat my baby? ???
:lmao That sounds so wrong.
We're secretly dingoes.
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie. :p
Why does everybody want to eat my baby? ???
:lmao That sounds so wrong.
We're secretly dingoes.
YES!!!!!!
That makes me much less interested in eating Beakie. :p
Why does everybody want to eat my baby? ???
:lmao That sounds so wrong.
We're secretly dingoes.
It's amazing. No matter how depressed I am, I'm generally only a sandwich and a cute girl's smile away from feeling good again.
It's amazing. No matter how depressed I am, I'm generally only a sandwich and a cute girl's smile away from feeling good again.
That kinda applies to all straight malekind. Sometimes they don't even need the sandwich... or the cute girl.
http://kotaku.com/5363353/pokemon-menstrual-pad-yours-for-eight-bucks (http://kotaku.com/5363353/pokemon-menstrual-pad-yours-for-eight-bucks)
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/09/holygoddamnshit.jpg)
I didn't see this on the last few pages, so hopefully I'm the first to post it here :p
Hitler hates 4E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtDWShtflUo)
This one is for bhu...
:love
He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/halolz-dot-com-megaman-wherethewilythingsare.jpg)[/spoiler]
Ok, this officially made me laugh.
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/halolz-dot-com-megaman-wherethewilythingsare.jpg)[/spoiler]
Ok, this officially made me laugh.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wrong_hole
nsfw obviously
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wrong_hole
nsfw obviously
bhu wins
FATALITY
Flawless victory
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wrong_hole
nsfw obviously
bhu wins
FATALITY
Flawless victory
You have to admit not many people make musical numbers devoted to accidental buttfucking. let alone one with Scott Baio.
It's old, I've seen it a million times... but it still makes me laugh.
STFU (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu)
It's old, I've seen it a million times... but it still makes me laugh.
STFU (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu)
http://www.iamsocrazy.net/
that dog is awesome
http://www.iamsocrazy.net/:lmao
that dog is awesome
Komikkubukku
Fan no Fikushon
Riteracha~
Myu-jikku
Teiberu Toppu Ge-muLagann
Shiata~
Bideoge-mu
Uebu Komikku
Uebu Orijinaaru
Uesutaan Animeishon
Riaru Raifu
Azaa
After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.Komikkubukku
Fan no Fikushon
Riteracha~
Myu-jikku
Teiberu Toppu Ge-muLagann
Shiata~
Bideoge-mu
Uebu Komikku
Uebu Orijinaaru
Uesutaan Animeishon
Riaru Raifu
Azaa
It helps to have an understanding of the fact that many words are unique to english with no equivalent in other languages, so they get "[language]-ized"After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.Komikkubukku=Comic Books
Fan no Fikushon=Fan Fiction
Riteracha~=Literature
Myu-jikku=Music
Teiberu Toppu Ge-muLagann=Table Top Games
Shiata~=Theatre
Bideoge-mu=Video Games
Uebu Komikku=Web Comics
Uebu Orijinaaru=Web Comics
Uesutaan Animeishon=Western Animation
Riaru Raifu=Real Life
Azaa=Other
I am so lost on this one.
It helps to have an understanding of the fact that many words are unique to english with no equivalent in other languages, so they get "[language]-ized"After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.Komikkubukku=Comic Books
Fan no Fikushon=Fan Fiction
Riteracha~=Literature
Myu-jikku=Music
Teiberu Toppu Ge-muLagann=Table Top Games
Shiata~=Theatre
Bideoge-mu=Video Games
Uebu Komikku=Web Comics
Uebu Orijinaaru=Web Comics
Uesutaan Animeishon=Western Animation
Riaru Raifu=Real Life
Azaa=Other
I am so lost on this one.
edit: Not that none of these words have japanese equivalents, but it's the joke.
Good luck DDR people. You're gonna need it.
It helps to have an understanding of the fact that many words are unique to english with no equivalent in other languages, so they get "[language]-ized"After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.Komikkubukku=Comic Books
Fan no Fikushon=Fan Fiction
Riteracha~=Literature
Myu-jikku=Music
Teiberu Toppu Ge-muLagann=Table Top Games
Shiata~=Theatre
Bideoge-mu=Video Games
Uebu Komikku=Web Comics
Uebu Orijinaaru=Web Comics
Uesutaan Animeishon=Western Animation
Riaru Raifu=Real Life
Azaa=Other
I am so lost on this one.
edit: Not that none of these words have japanese equivalents, but it's the joke.
Fack. Now I fully get every one of those. Damnit I feel slow now. I need to sleep.
It helps to have an understanding of the fact that many words are unique to english with no equivalent in other languages, so they get "[language]-ized"After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.Komikkubukku=Comic Books
Fan no Fikushon=Fan Fiction
Riteracha~=Literature
Myu-jikku=Music
Teiberu Toppu Ge-muLagann=Table Top Games
Shiata~=Theatre
Bideoge-mu=Video Games
Uebu Komikku=Web Comics
Uebu Orijinaaru=Web Comics
Uesutaan Animeishon=Western Animation
Riaru Raifu=Real Life
Azaa=Other
I am so lost on this one.
edit: Not that none of these words have japanese equivalents, but it's the joke.
Fack. Now I fully get every one of those. Damnit I feel slow now. I need to sleep.
If it helps any, the Japanese are also famous for not consistently spelling non-Japanese words (i.e. words they use katakana for). Though some of those could be translated...
Music- Ongaku
Western Animation- Nishi (kara) animeeshon?
Real Life- shinjinsei
Other- hoka ni
Literature- bungaku
Fan fiction shouldn't need "no", by the way. There's no way a Japanese could mistake fan fiction (as in fiction created by a fan) with fiction fan (a fictional fan, or worse, a ventilator made of/powered by fiction).
Good luck DDR people. You're gonna need it.
I had suspected that you were secretly Han Solo.
(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6595/whysospacious.jpg) (http://img39.imageshack.us/i/whysospacious.jpg/)(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/7/128731135929116139.jpg)
I'll try this one again from PhotoBucket instead of hotlinking:Yeah, I've seen that one before. Hilarious.
I think they got the order wrong on purpose. What cracked me up though was Tabletop Games - "Teiberu Toppu Ge-muIt helps to have an understanding of the fact that many words are unique to english with no equivalent in other languages, so they get "[language]-ized"After reading it many times, I just noticed the category names on TVTrope's Gratuitous Japanese (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese) page.Komikkubukku=Comic Books
Fan no Fikushon=Fan Fiction
Riteracha~=Literature
Myu-jikku=Music
Teiberu Toppu Ge-muLagann=Table Top Games
Shiata~=Theatre
Bideoge-mu=Video Games
Uebu Komikku=Web Comics
Uebu Orijinaaru=Web Comics
Uesutaan Animeishon=Western Animation
Riaru Raifu=Real Life
Azaa=Other
I am so lost on this one.
edit: Not that none of these words have japanese equivalents, but it's the joke.
Fack. Now I fully get every one of those. Damnit I feel slow now. I need to sleep.
If it helps any, the Japanese are also famous for not consistently spelling non-Japanese words (i.e. words they use katakana for). Though some of those could be translated...
Music- Ongaku
Western Animation- Nishi (kara) animeeshon?
Real Life- shinjinsei
Other- hoka ni
Literature- bungaku
Fan fiction shouldn't need "no", by the way. There's no way a Japanese could mistake fan fiction (as in fiction created by a fan) with fiction fan (a fictional fan, or worse, a ventilator made of/powered by fiction).
Nah, I prefer their "Engrish" :lmao
All firms that grow up large enough start producing staff that kills people. Not quite sure what's Microsoft doing, but maybe they are just shooting some orphans somewhere.Weapons and military vehicle software perhaps?
And don't mention Nokia.
Here's one for bhu. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo)
The gas mask.... bra (http://news.cnet.com/8301-27083_3-10366730-247.html):lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
There is a little girl's clown costume titled "Lolli the clown"...
http://www.halloweenexpress.com/lolli-the-clown-child-costume-p-15988.html?osCsid=gficd98u4jmre358chittf72q6
I honestly don't know whether to laugh my ass off or weep for humanity.
And I don't know what possibility is worse... that this may have been deliberate, or completely innocent...
There is a little girl's clown costume titled "Lolli the clown"...
http://www.halloweenexpress.com/lolli-the-clown-child-costume-p-15988.html?osCsid=gficd98u4jmre358chittf72q6
I honestly don't know whether to laugh my ass off or weep for humanity.
And I don't know what possibility is worse... that this may have been deliberate, or completely innocent...
http://www.oddee.com/item_96451.aspx
scroll down to 'boy love hole'
you may begin weeping now...
Wow...There is a little girl's clown costume titled "Lolli the clown"...
http://www.halloweenexpress.com/lolli-the-clown-child-costume-p-15988.html?osCsid=gficd98u4jmre358chittf72q6
I honestly don't know whether to laugh my ass off or weep for humanity.
And I don't know what possibility is worse... that this may have been deliberate, or completely innocent...
http://www.oddee.com/item_96451.aspx
scroll down to 'boy love hole'
you may begin weeping now...
Bhu... as soon as I'm done scrubbing my eyes out and that image off of me... I am going to kill you... that...
...no, I'm just going to remove myself from a world where that exists... why the hell would you show that to someone?
Bhu... why the hell would you show that to someone?
:hide (edit because it was just over the top.) :hide
Bhu... why the hell would you show that to someone?
:hide (edit because it was just over the top.) :hide
Precisely
Also I'm impulsive and sometimes don't think my actions through...
Also I thought you'd be able to handle it without squicking.
Mass apologies from Uncle Kitteh I didn't think you'd react quite like that.
Perhaps I have become too immune to internet weirdness in my time...
I think its an overreaction, bhu. I laughed, went 'wtf', but then, I'll admit I'm used to the strange sort of things Japan can produce.Bhu... why the hell would you show that to someone?
:hide (edit because it was just over the top.) :hide
Precisely
Also I'm impulsive and sometimes don't think my actions through...
Also I thought you'd be able to handle it without squicking.
Mass apologies from Uncle Kitteh I didn't think you'd react quite like that.
Perhaps I have become too immune to internet weirdness in my time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKYToo late. But that was hilarious. I now want to place a parrot on my friend Jason's head.
BimR must see this.
Must.
Someone page her to the thread now.
AC Prolly shouldn't watch :D
Maybe BimR can train one of her birds? :Phttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKYToo late. But that was hilarious. I now want to place a parrot on my friend Jason's head.
BimR must see this.
Must.
Someone page her to the thread now.
AC Prolly shouldn't watch :D
My mom says the funniest things sometimes. She just called to say hi because she was doing a pickup (she drives a courier van), and apparently shes being asked to haul a cargo load of lab rats.
In the background I can hear a male voice asking if she feels qualified to meet their 'needs' before she asks him "Just what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
I luv mom :D
Was not that bad, only reeeeeeeeeally strange. On the topic of strange Japanese things http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/455/Phailhas-25 (http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/455/Phailhas-25) this is more child-friendly though (no implications towards Prak)
My team wasn't doing very good for half the dodgeball tournament this week-end, so we decided: FUCK IT, we're gonna just have fun here.
We started singing old 80's love songs, from aerosmith to celine dion, going by disney songs and some moulin rouge in there ! For 8 whole games, the whole 6 man team at the same time.
Funniest thing? We played like gods!! we had 8 matches remaining, agaisnt some of the best teams in the league, and we made each and everyoen of them sweat, sometimes passing within only one player's berth of winning the game, even agaisnt the champions of the tournament. We also decimated the teams that were more on our level, who left being very frustrated, because they got their asses kicked by people who were singing crappy songs ! :P
It was awesome ! :D
Very nice.
Unrelatedly,
[spoiler](http://www.zwixy.com/images/1612686471253290694452.jpg)[/spoiler]
CURSE YOU AGITA!Don't worry, it's not that much. And it doesn't update very often. :P
You've given me one more thing to read!
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
This (NSFW):
[spoiler](http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/JoopKoenraads/Random/HentaiGame.jpg)[/spoiler]
I dunno, they're pretty experienced at making this kind of stuff, probably.Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
I dunno, they're pretty experienced at making this kind of stuff, probably.Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:
"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:
"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."
:lol
I wonder how you get a high score :P
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:
"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."
:lol
I wonder how you get a high score :P
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:
"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."
:lol
I wonder how you get a high score :P
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:
"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."
:lol
I wonder how you get a high score :P
"Congratulations, you pounded with a force of 98 Newton and reached 20 cm inside. Please enter your name to be placed on the top 3 list" ;)
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:
"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."
:lol
I wonder how you get a high score :P
"Congratulations you have lasted an astonishing 2.5 hours before orgasm! You may pick your prize and the phone number of a medical specialist at the counter. Seriously, are you numb? There must be something wrong with you."
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:
"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."
:lol
I wonder how you get a high score :P
"Congratulations, you have ejaculated 3.5 gallons of sperm into the machine. Please contact tech support and tell them to bring the heavy-duty radiation suits, because you're obviously a fucking mutant."
This is an example of how classic conversations between BimR & AC are...
This occurred literally less than a minute after I taught her how to say Happy Birthday in Japanese so she could congratulate her friend.
AC: My throat hurts.
BimR: My shoulder hurts.
AC: I'll rub your shoulder.
BimR: I'll rub your throat.
*pause*
BimR: With my penis.
AC:...
BimR: Otanjyoubi omedetou!
This is an example of how classic conversations between BimR & AC are...
This occurred literally less than a minute after I taught her how to say Happy Birthday in Japanese so she could congratulate her friend.
AC: My throat hurts.
BimR: My shoulder hurts.
AC: I'll rub your shoulder.
BimR: I'll rub your throat.
*pause*
BimR: With my penis.
AC:...
BimR: Otanjyoubi omedetou!
If only you guys could make a television show out of this...
I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG (http://maidrpg.com/).
There are dozens of games on GitP. I kid you not.I thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG (http://maidrpg.com/).
I have a copy, and as of yet have to find players for it.
You've got your first one. I got my copy today. :DI thought BimR might like this, if she's not already aware of it: Maid RPG (http://maidrpg.com/).
I have a copy, and as of yet have to find players for it.
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:
"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."
:lol
I wonder how you get a high score :P
"Congratulations you have lasted an astonishing 2.5 hours before orgasm! You may pick your prize and the phone number of a medical specialist at the counter. Seriously, are you numb? There must be something wrong with you."
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:
"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."
:lol
I wonder how you get a high score :P
Th sad part is I can actually see the Japanese building something like that...
The even sadder part is that someone probably has massive crotch pain from abusing this machine by now.
Which brings to mind the obvious arcade owner quote:
"Fuck you, I am NOT cleaning that up..."
:lol
I wonder how you get a high score :P
"Congratulations, the Halle9000 has chosen you to be it's lifemate due to your exceptional performance! Please do not move while we mae the necessary adjustments."
"Hello...Dave."
I saw this and LOL'ed (warning: only those who know the game will enjoy it.... I guess :smirk)LOVE IT! But I'd rather have a 720C T-shirt. :P
http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png (http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png)
I saw this and LOL'ed (warning: only those who know the game will enjoy it.... I guess :smirk)LOVE IT! But I'd rather have a 720C T-shirt. :P
http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png (http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png)
I saw this and LOL'ed (warning: only those who know the game will enjoy it.... I guess :smirk)LOVE IT! But I'd rather have a 720C T-shirt. :P
http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png (http://www.aksysgames.com/wp-content/gallery/6bshirt/6bshirt_front.png)
...or a 22C for Ragna :lol
Ragna sucks, Tager rules. :P
This story made me LOL:
[spoiler]
I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog
chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the
checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had ?... an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming
out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.[/spoiler]
This video is awesome... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyFvF_gclhg)
This video is awesome... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyFvF_gclhg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdsAD-sSM4Y
0:)
OMG Bhu. WTF? LMAO How do you find this crap?
On another note: I want to be the hornet for halloween. :lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideosThat was impressively strange. Gotta love the JApanese.
keep watching it gets weirder as it goes
The strangest thing happened yesterday. A guy from Idaho lived in my corridor for a few months and went back home today. Since he thought we Swedes should smoke more stuff that isn't tobacco he decided to give me some hash as a going-away gift. I am still fairly confused, wondering what exactly I should do with it. Toss it? Save it simply to own some? Make brownies? The possibilities are many.
Or Mirror's edge.The strangest thing happened yesterday. A guy from Idaho lived in my corridor for a few months and went back home today. Since he thought we Swedes should smoke more stuff that isn't tobacco he decided to give me some hash as a going-away gift. I am still fairly confused, wondering what exactly I should do with it. Toss it? Save it simply to own some? Make brownies? The possibilities are many.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ;)
Then, when you're feeling really groovy, try to play some first-person driving game and laugh yourself sick!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos
keep watching it gets weirder as it goes
Or Mirror's edge.The strangest thing happened yesterday. A guy from Idaho lived in my corridor for a few months and went back home today. Since he thought we Swedes should smoke more stuff that isn't tobacco he decided to give me some hash as a going-away gift. I am still fairly confused, wondering what exactly I should do with it. Toss it? Save it simply to own some? Make brownies? The possibilities are many.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ;)
Then, when you're feeling really groovy, try to play some first-person driving game and laugh yourself sick!
Making a pipe is really damn easy actually. I would guess.
How illegal is it to give advice on a topic like this? Or how much against the forum policy?
Too late! The internet is forever!Making a pipe is really damn easy actually. I would guess.
How illegal is it to give advice on a topic like this? Or how much against the forum policy?
I was wondering the same thing actually
BIC office pen and some aluminum foil. I can't count how many of those I've pulled out of drawers in the rooms at my resort this year alone.You probably want to work on the ratio of brownie bits to weedy bits. Work your way up, ya know.
Also, be careful, cooking it into brownies will hit a lot harder than smoking or putting it through a vapor machine.
Just some health suggestions :P
The video's gone, whatever it is.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos
keep watching it gets weirder as it goes
Old-fashioned girl Dogu-chan?
...would look better in anime.
The video's gone, whatever it is.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBs2KQnq5c&feature=topvideos
keep watching it gets weirder as it goes
Old-fashioned girl Dogu-chan?
...would look better in anime.
Alt link?
Dammit, now I want to see it.
Dammit, now I want to see it.
Dammit, now I want to see it.
The weirdest part is when the girl in the bikini opens her bra and hugs the bee until she ... gets sucked into her breasts I guess. This all happens in a great hug. Oh, let us not forget the big-breasted guy who seem like he will blow up if he reaches the right altitude (yep, they make him fly)
Fuck Veoh for keeping out Brazillians and making me use an IP bypass thingy.Fuck Veoh for keeping out Malaysians, and I'm too late for work to use an IP bypass thingy.
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/Alex0117/To%20Aru%20Kagaku%20no%20Railgun/Kuroko-Head-Snap.gif)
Ouch, heh, to think that in the manga, that happened for breaking curfew.
Looking at the image code, It seems to be from To Aru Kagaku No Railgun/A Certain Scientific Railgun. Gotta watch that sometime.(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/Alex0117/To%20Aru%20Kagaku%20no%20Railgun/Kuroko-Head-Snap.gif)
Ouch, heh, to think that in the manga, that happened for breaking curfew.
:twitch
Source NAO!! :P
Looking at the image code, It seems to be from To Aru Kagaku No Railgun/A Certain Scientific Railgun. Gotta watch that sometime.(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/Alex0117/To%20Aru%20Kagaku%20no%20Railgun/Kuroko-Head-Snap.gif)
Ouch, heh, to think that in the manga, that happened for breaking curfew.
:twitch
Source NAO!! :P
Geez, so much stuff I need to watch. The Japanese just won't let me have my free time. :P
Kyoran Kazoku Nikki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ky%C5%8Dran_Kazoku_Nikki)Looking at the image code, It seems to be from To Aru Kagaku No Railgun/A Certain Scientific Railgun. Gotta watch that sometime.(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/Alex0117/To%20Aru%20Kagaku%20no%20Railgun/Kuroko-Head-Snap.gif)
Ouch, heh, to think that in the manga, that happened for breaking curfew.
:twitch
Source NAO!! :P
Geez, so much stuff I need to watch. The Japanese just won't let me have my free time. :P
You know, I also wanted to know the source for the Mona Lisa-wielding catgirl.
Faster than the interwebz (http://www.stoth.com/2009/09/10/south-africa%E2%80%99s-data-network-owned-by-pigeon-with-4gb-drive-attached/).I wonder if they checked their info before posting this. I heard the same exact story from a friend of mine in Singapore (who works in the government there, and was peripherally involved) in her own country - and it wasn't a pigeon, it was a guy on a motorcycle.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/800-The-Sims-3
Hilarious and disturbing. I heard about this on the radio this morning.The disturbing ones were John from Treasure Planet and Peter Pan... because they're supposed to be fairly young... Though, to be fair, I suppose Pocahantos is around John's age...
The Men of Disney. (http://y100.elvisduran.com/pages/p2article.html?feed=136656&article=6194578)
Of course they didn't. Do you know how long it takes a pigeon to fly to Singapore? let alone use the internet...Faster than the interwebz (http://www.stoth.com/2009/09/10/south-africa%E2%80%99s-data-network-owned-by-pigeon-with-4gb-drive-attached/).I wonder if they checked their info before posting this. I heard the same exact story from a friend of mine in Singapore (who works in the government there, and was peripherally involved) in her own country - and it wasn't a pigeon, it was a guy on a motorcycle.
I just started laughing as I thought about how weird me and AC are. Mostly just him:Couples are weird.
I was taking a shower and I look over and AC's sitting next to me on the toilet looking smug while dropping the Cosbys off at the pool. I try to pretend he's not really there since pooping is gross and I didn't want to freak out at him... and then I notice him playing with his phone. He started scanning stuff in my bathroom to look up the barcode online and see if his phone could identify it. I shall forever have the mental image of him, on a toilet, fiddling around with a box of tampons to get the barcode... It makes me smile every time. :lol
If any woman I've dated ever took a crap in front of me I'd be very upset. Furthermore, she better be out of the room when I need to do so.
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/Ferok_Angelwing/o8gu801.gif)
The last frame of this webcomic (http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20091022). Probably NSFW.
It took me a few seconds to get, but this (http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/webcomics/2004/comic329.jpg) Rob and Elliot comic is great. Also, horrible.[spoiler](http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/koomori/Indians.jpg)[/spoiler]
BBC and Germany's rich people. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8321967.stm)
This is the European way.
[spoiler]Compare: Money, money, money, always sunny... (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8318626.stm)[/spoiler]
I know nothing about how Germany spends tax dollars so I can't comment on that.Not at all, because Germany gets tax euros, not dollars. ;)
The other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing. :lol:lmao Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks.
Host a reality TV show at your work. More money :PThe other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing. :lol:lmao Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks.
Host a reality TV show at your work. More money :PThe other drivers at work have petitioned their boss to rehire the two who were hired on the grounds they believe its unfair to fire someone for just stealing. :lol:lmao Dude... you should write a screenplay about the guys you work with. I think it would be more funny that Clerks.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_zombie_assault
Double Tap
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_zombie_assault
Double Tap
Who the hell punches a zombie?
Fuckin' amateurs... :banghead
I'd punch one...http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_zombie_assault
Double Tap
Who the hell punches a zombie?
Fuckin' amateurs... :banghead
I would!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0AZAGBaLSo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0AZAGBaLSo)
:lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S-DgR_nj0c
Ah the 80's, when everyones favorite softcore porn happened to be aerobics shows on tv...
What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat (http://www.google.com/patents?id=mUl3AAAAEBAJ&dq=7037541)oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
iirc, the news story I saw before on that involved making beer out of panda poop, so...What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat (http://www.google.com/patents?id=mUl3AAAAEBAJ&dq=7037541)oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
...people will do anything to get wasted... I swear...I agree.
I don't even understand the allure of getting wasted, so... just not going to try and understand this...I disagree.
So you believe Prak is lying when he says he doesn't understand the allure of getting wasted? ???I don't even understand the allure of getting wasted, so... just not going to try and understand this...I disagree.
The one I remember is using partially digested coffee beans that are picked out of ferret poop. I shit you not. (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/584143/why_spend_600_dollars_on_cat_poop_coffee.html?cat=25) :loliirc, the news story I saw before on that involved making beer out of panda poop, so...What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat (http://www.google.com/patents?id=mUl3AAAAEBAJ&dq=7037541)oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
well, yeah, there's that too... it's supposed to be very sweet because the animal's digestive track removes all the bitterness.The one I remember is using partially digested coffee beans that are picked out of ferret poop. I shit you not. (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/584143/why_spend_600_dollars_on_cat_poop_coffee.html?cat=25) :loliirc, the news story I saw before on that involved making beer out of panda poop, so...What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat (http://www.google.com/patents?id=mUl3AAAAEBAJ&dq=7037541)oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
Thats some expensive shit man.well, yeah, there's that too... it's supposed to be very sweet because the animal's digestive track removes all the bitterness.The one I remember is using partially digested coffee beans that are picked out of ferret poop. I shit you not. (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/584143/why_spend_600_dollars_on_cat_poop_coffee.html?cat=25) :loliirc, the news story I saw before on that involved making beer out of panda poop, so...What looks like a patent for making beer out of meat (http://www.google.com/patents?id=mUl3AAAAEBAJ&dq=7037541)oh god... have they tried that yet? I don't think it'd taste anything like what they're think....
I kinda want to try it, but it's damned expensive...
and made from shit.
No, but my post would've lost its theme had I made it perfectly coherent. I trust most of the users were able to decipher the devilish code I used.So you believe Prak is lying when he says he doesn't understand the allure of getting wasted? ???I don't even understand the allure of getting wasted, so... just not going to try and understand this...I disagree.
hmm... either that, "in a state of nature, people too crippled to care for themselves would die, and I see it as a waste of an able bodied person to care for them"
or that "I don't give a damn if people think I'm a prick for acknowledging and being vaguely in favour of survival of the fittest"
Bats want blow too. (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18077-fellatio-keeps-male-fruit-bats-keen.html)
Spiders on Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc)Count needs to see this.
SCIENCE!Bats want blow too. (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18077-fellatio-keeps-male-fruit-bats-keen.html)WTF?
I kinda wanna know who that is now.
Surprised it's not Vash The Stampede.
I kinda wanna know who that is now.
Surprised it's not Vash The Stampede.
I kinda wanna know who that is now.
Surprised it's not Vash The Stampede.
Its a fusion of LoZ: Major's Mask (the eponymous mask and the legendary Moon from that game) and The World Ends With You (the butchered quote and the body under the mask).
If bhu has not seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck) I feel something must be done about it.
If bhu has not seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck) I feel something must be done about it.
Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.
I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)
Because, for some reason, the government would punish us if we rectified that situation. :pTwo of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.
I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)
Why are these people still alive?
Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.
I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)
Why are these people still alive?
Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.
I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)
Why are these people still alive?
Eh, it's just a book of Chick Tracts, (http://www.chick.com/default.asp) and that guys been around for forty years.
I admire your ability to read the entire thing before headdesking.Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.
I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)
Why are these people still alive?
Eh, it's just a book of Chick Tracts, (http://www.chick.com/default.asp) and that guys been around for forty years.
I quite literally gave myself a nosebleed when I slammed my head into a desk after reading the one he produced about D&D.
I admire your ability to read the entire thing before headdesking.Two of my friends and I watched "Evil Dead" and "Zombie strippers" yesterday, both made us laugh and the first one caused us to slam our heads into the walls at several occasions. At the end we speeded up the movie so we would not have to suffer their stupidity more than we had to.
I kinda laugh at these guys in the same way I laughed at "Evil Dead", pure stupidity (see the comics to the left)
http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm (http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm)
Why are these people still alive?
Eh, it's just a book of Chick Tracts, (http://www.chick.com/default.asp) and that guys been around for forty years.
I quite literally gave myself a nosebleed when I slammed my head into a desk after reading the one he produced about D&D.
You think that's bad?
We've got Belief in evolution turns people into Nazis (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1041/1041_01.asp), Homosexuality is a sin (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp), and my personal favorite What REALLY happened to the dinosaurs (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp).
I wonder if stupidity becomes a solid object when it achieves a certain density...If you only knew some people from my junior high...
LONDON (Reuters) - Beauty pageant winner Miss England gave up her title on Friday after reports she had been involved in a nightclub brawl with another beauty queen. (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5A534820091106)
Catfight!
Large Hadron Collider shut down by bird armed with bread (http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/bread-loving-bird-shuts-down-lhc)One of the articles linked from that page is about as bizarre and humorous as the bread incident.
A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.
You think that's bad?It's things like these that remind me why I'm a Presbyterian instead of a Baptist. Way to hellfire and brimstone people away from the faith, people. Good job. >_>
We've got Belief in evolution turns people into Nazis (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1041/1041_01.asp), Homosexuality is a sin (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp), and my personal favorite What REALLY happened to the dinosaurs (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp).
This... is... MADNESS!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9KRR7LJd8&fmt=18) :lmao
Oww, my nutsack performed a strategic withdrawal when I watched that.This... is... MADNESS!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9KRR7LJd8&fmt=18) :lmao
Ah, Japan. Is there anything ball-related you'll make that's not fun?
And then there's the fact that most of us english speakers don't really care if we're doing it wrong.
And we take another step towards the fulfillment of the prophesy.Oww, my nutsack performed a strategic withdrawal when I watched that.This... is... MADNESS!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9KRR7LJd8&fmt=18) :lmao
Ah, Japan. Is there anything ball-related you'll make that's not fun?
And then there's the fact that most of us english speakers don't really care if we're doing it wrong.
This bugs me to no end.
Pssht. You people are going to ruin English. The beauty of English is that you can make up words and all rules are negotiable. That's the point.
Pssht. You people are going to ruin English. The beauty of English is that you can make up words and all rules are negotiable. That's the point.
Yeah, English is great that way, but there's still a right way and a wrong way to do it! It's like the old adage: you have to know the rules before you can start breaking them.
+1 - I and a friend of mine are the best English speakers in our class by a wide margin (3rd language for me, 2nd for him). It drops quite sharply after us. I believe the difference comes from me and him both frequenting English-language forums. If you write and read a bunch of stuff every day, you're bound to get in some good practice. Of note: I've never been in an English-speaking country.Pssht. You people are going to ruin English. The beauty of English is that you can make up words and all rules are negotiable. That's the point.
Yeah, English is great that way, but there's still a right way and a wrong way to do it! It's like the old adage: you have to know the rules before you can start breaking them.
+1.
As for the "people who pick it up as a second language tend to learn it better" thing, the exception that proves the rule seems to be Brazillians who speak English. Maybe it's because I'm a little too stringent on what I consider good English (or maybe I'm just that fucking awesome), but the fact of the matter is, I've yet to encounter more than a couple of people on my level. One of them is a friend from school, who just so happened to have spent a year in England - and even so his speech is better than his grammar.
Pssht. You people are going to ruin English. The beauty of English is that you can make up words and all rules are negotiable. That's the point.As citizen of a country where we've made a game (or perhaps a minor meme) of making up the longest word you can out of multiple shorter words, I'm honestly not impressed with the make-up-words-ness of English. Sure, you can do some fun things with turning verbs into adjectives (or nouns into adjectives, or verbs into nouns...), but I haven't sween any english words come close to the ridiculous specificness some German words can achieve.
I reference "Bonii" on this one.Pssht. You people are going to ruin English. The beauty of English is that you can make up words and all rules are negotiable. That's the point.
Yeah, English is great that way, but there's still a right way and a wrong way to do it! It's like the old adage: you have to know the rules before you can start breaking them.
We don't have time to stick words together to make longer words. We'd just rather make up a new, shorter word.or we just subsitute "fuck" into the word in the middle somewhere to expand it.
English is a lot like math. "Alright, the ratio of radius to the circumference is 3.1419- fuck it, we're writing a little table, that's what it means."
Alas, the countdown won't complete until February 1st, 2300, by my calculations.Technically, May 4th, 2103 0201:00 Hours
Yesterday I visited a friend who was playing some WoW. Since I consider that game fairly boring I decided to steal his microphone and make random comments as the guild fought. Some nice contributions was
Guild person: "And that's from a fucking dead guy!"
Me: "Fucking a dead guy you say? How incredibly rude"
During random charge: "For Science!"
Random occasions: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries", "Bucket!", "Chicken in a basket", "I survived because I am awesome" ...
Yesterday I visited a friend who was playing some WoW. Since I consider that game fairly boring I decided to steal his microphone and make random comments as the guild fought. Some nice contributions was
Guild person: "And that's from a fucking dead guy!"
Me: "Fucking a dead guy you say? How incredibly rude"
During random charge: "For Science!"
Random occasions: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries", "Bucket!", "Chicken in a basket", "I survived because I am awesome" ...
What, no "LEEROY JENKINS!!!"?
A friend of mine is out of town for the weekend, so we hacked his computer, changed his wallpaper to this [spoiler](http://www.casino-spel.nu/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bert438.jpg)(yes, that is milk in the tub)[/spoiler]
Found all of his porn, put a password on the folder AND put up a filter in his browser so he could not visit any site containing the classic "porn"-names (both human and hentai). To finish it off we downloaded a few pictures of (well-oiled) muscular men and a copy of "Two girls one cup" (I have not watched it, nor do I plan to) and gave it a fairly neutral name.
We were not completely heartless though, we left a text-file in there with a hint to where he could find a note containing the password for his own porn. I do wonder if he will understand that "Don't you know this gives you hairy palms" means he should check his razor (this guy rarely shaves).
Fuckity fuckstar? :P
I'd cut a motherfucker for fucking with my porn. And I already have 2 girls 1 cup. Do not question.
http://irishsoccerinsider.wordpress.com/ (http://irishsoccerinsider.wordpress.com/)
I'm a terrible person for laughing. (http://justfordigg.googlepages.com/sep11bq2.gif)
I'm a terrible person for laughing. (http://justfordigg.googlepages.com/sep11bq2.gif)
I laughed too....
It's funny because it's... funny.I'm a terrible person for laughing. (http://justfordigg.googlepages.com/sep11bq2.gif)
I laughed too....
Ditto.
http://www.oddee.com/item_96862.aspx
Because some pos bitches would think it was funny to use on unsuspecting guys.http://www.oddee.com/item_96862.aspx
How come they're not selling Rapex off the shelves?
What a job (http://anyguey.guanabee.com/2009/08/jaime-rascone-prostitute-tester)
Swordfight in Google Street View (http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=UTF-8&q=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=us&t=h&layer=c&cbll=40.45764,-80.007597&panoid=X-xp0ypEKM-xAaC2ivbpTw&cbp=12,339,,1,14.51&hq=&hnear=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&ll=40.459634,-80.007731&spn=0,359.993455&z=17)
Lame, but I lol'd anyway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI&fmt=18)
Swordfight in Google Street View (http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=UTF-8&q=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=us&t=h&layer=c&cbll=40.45764,-80.007597&panoid=X-xp0ypEKM-xAaC2ivbpTw&cbp=12,339,,1,14.51&hq=&hnear=8+Sampsonia+Way,+Pittsburgh,+Allegheny,+Pennsylvania+15212&ll=40.459634,-80.007731&spn=0,359.993455&z=17)
Super win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI&fmt=18)
Obama orders a haircut for Stephen Colbert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIByLNXjTkc)
Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm)
Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm)It doesn't make me lol. Just weep. I don't have the willpower to get past the first paragraph. :P
Pretty sure people have seen this before, but it belongs here (in the head-desk category, but still). Ladies, gentlemen and others, I give you ... my immortal (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm)
I laughed for a half hour straight at one part of boatmurdered.I literally did no work yesterday. I read boatmurdered, died laughing during chapters 12-19, and I am now an undead zombie worker. No paperwork was completely, because zombies cannot write. I think I now have the ultimate work excuse ever.
That shit is epic.I laughed for a half hour straight at one part of boatmurdered.I literally did no work yesterday. I read boatmurdered, died laughing during chapters 12-19, and I am now an undead zombie worker. No paperwork was completely, because zombies cannot write. I think I now have the ultimate work excuse ever.
The hunt for Bob (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20091121/sc_livescience/reallyrarerhinosfoundbydungsniffingdogs)
The hunt for Bob (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20091121/sc_livescience/reallyrarerhinosfoundbydungsniffingdogs)
Oh! Those are rare, cute, mini Bobs! I want one!
I might be able to catch you a Brown Recluse some year :smirk
I trust Arioch already has a wandering spider.
No, I wasn't about to get one for him - they live ove 3000 km away from where I do, for chrissakes! :P
I trust Arioch already has a wandering spider.
No, I wasn't about to get one for him - they live ove 3000 km away from where I do, for chrissakes! :P
I asked you for a Brazilian Black and White Birdeater :p And I forget how huge Brazil actually is, it looks tiny on a Mercator projection :p.
You know, the more I think of it the more justified I find Twilight.
Vampires in modern culture are about unrestrained sexuality. Twilight is basically a retelling of the same stories that have been told by Hollywood and literature for some time now, except in a way that teenaged girls (and women who never grew up) can understand.
I don't particularly care for the movies and books though. But I at least see where they're coming from.
You know, the more I think of it the more justified I find Twilight.
Vampires in modern culture are about unrestrained sexuality. Twilight is basically a retelling of the same stories that have been told by Hollywood and literature for some time now, except in a way that teenaged girls (and women who never grew up) can understand.
I don't particularly care for the movies and books though. But I at least see where they're coming from.
You do realize that at least on some levels Twilight is Mormon propaganda right?
I once asked an online friend of mine what was it about vampires that appealed to women so much.So getting bit in the neck doesn't hurt?
She basically replied that vampires are a no-frills masculine figure that could take whatever it wanted by force without actually hurting, and that the whole act of blood-sucking was an allusion to penetration - essentially, causing pain and pleasure at the same time on a tender spot.
You know, the more I think of it the more justified I find Twilight.
Vampires in modern culture are about unrestrained sexuality. Twilight is basically a retelling of the same stories that have been told by Hollywood and literature for some time now, except in a way that teenaged girls (and women who never grew up) can understand.
I don't particularly care for the movies and books though. But I at least see where they're coming from.
You do realize that at least on some levels Twilight is Mormon propaganda right?
So that got me thinking: okay, so vampire female fans want to be fucked in the neck?:lmao
I had found one before the first movie came out that actually drew a perfect parallel. Nothing was out of line, or a remote stretch. I'll have to see if I can locate it again.You know, the more I think of it the more justified I find Twilight.
Vampires in modern culture are about unrestrained sexuality. Twilight is basically a retelling of the same stories that have been told by Hollywood and literature for some time now, except in a way that teenaged girls (and women who never grew up) can understand.
I don't particularly care for the movies and books though. But I at least see where they're coming from.
You do realize that at least on some levels Twilight is Mormon propaganda right?
You realize that at some level, everything that has ever been written by anyone is propaganda for whatever school of thought they espouse, right?
I once asked an online friend of mine what was it about vampires that appealed to women so much.So getting bit in the neck doesn't hurt?
She basically replied that vampires are a no-frills masculine figure that could take whatever it wanted by force without actually hurting, and that the whole act of blood-sucking was an allusion to penetration - essentially, causing pain and pleasure at the same time on a tender spot.
I hope your friend will forgive me for not wanting to try that out.
Personally, I like this interpretation best.
[spoiler](http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/090803.jpg)[/spoiler]
vampire stories have a long history of appealing to the lesser gender.
dracula was a love story. featuring a vampire.
twilight is the high fructose corn syrup of vampire stories.
the only saving grace being the Kevin Smith angle.
When are people going to realise it :banghead ?! There is not a single vampire in the Twilight books, they have sparkly, meterosexual superheroes with eating disorders. A vampire is the ultimate perversion of nature, a creature of the night cursed to live on even in death, preying upon the living. The ... things in Twilight can be summed up with this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg) (though they call them vampires, that is wrong on so many levels).They also call the sparkly protagonist dude a vegetarian ;)
When are people going to realise it :banghead ?! There is not a single vampire in the Twilight books, they have sparkly, meterosexual superheroes with eating disorders. A vampire is the ultimate perversion of nature, a creature of the night cursed to live on even in death, preying upon the living. The ... things in Twilight can be summed up with this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg) (though they call them vampires, that is wrong on so many levels).They also call the sparkly protagonist dude a vegetarian ;)
:lol
Or a Medusa that changes you into CANDY?!
When are people going to realise it :banghead ?! There is not a single vampire in the Twilight books, they have sparkly, meterosexual superheroes with eating disorders. A vampire is the ultimate perversion of nature, a creature of the night cursed to live on even in death, preying upon the living. The ... things in Twilight can be summed up with this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg) (though they call them vampires, that is wrong on so many levels).They also call the sparkly protagonist dude a vegetarian ;)
:lol
Wow. And here I figured the sucktastic things were SARCASM!
I mean, seriously? A vegetarian vampire? Why don't we get a jello-powered Frankenstein while we're at it? Or a Medusa that changes you into CANDY?!
When are people going to realise it :banghead ?! There is not a single vampire in the Twilight books, they have sparkly, meterosexual superheroes with eating disorders. A vampire is the ultimate perversion of nature, a creature of the night cursed to live on even in death, preying upon the living. The ... things in Twilight can be summed up with this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg) (though they call them vampires, that is wrong on so many levels).They also call the sparkly protagonist dude a vegetarian ;)
:lol
Wow. And here I figured the sucktastic things were SARCASM!
I mean, seriously? A vegetarian vampire? Why don't we get a jello-powered Frankenstein while we're at it? Or a Medusa that changes you into CANDY?!
The thing is, in this case 'vegetarian' means he doesn't bite/eat humans, instead he goes for animals :banghead
"Being a vegetarian by day is easy; the hard part is not becoming a humanitarian at night."
yep, re: Angua."Being a vegetarian by day is easy; the hard part is not becoming a humanitarian at night."
Terry Pratchett, no?
I had found one before the first movie came out that actually drew a perfect parallel. Nothing was out of line, or a remote stretch. I'll have to see if I can locate it again.You know, the more I think of it the more justified I find Twilight.
Vampires in modern culture are about unrestrained sexuality. Twilight is basically a retelling of the same stories that have been told by Hollywood and literature for some time now, except in a way that teenaged girls (and women who never grew up) can understand.
I don't particularly care for the movies and books though. But I at least see where they're coming from.
You do realize that at least on some levels Twilight is Mormon propaganda right?
You realize that at some level, everything that has ever been written by anyone is propaganda for whatever school of thought they espouse, right?
Wow. And here I figured the sucktastic things were SARCASM!The Saga of Darren Shan (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSagaOfDarrenShan) has a scene at a meal, where a woman is cooking sausages and asks the protagonist if he is a vegetarian. Someone nearby immediately starts cracking up at the idea of a vegetarian vampire.
I mean, seriously? A vegetarian vampire?
We're doddering old cranks shaking our canes and telling you whippersnappers to get off our lawns, of course. And yes, we do this while talking about how in the old days we played D&D with only 6-sided dice and we liked it that way. :graveI am now officially old! Turn 20 today...
Sheesh, if you're old, what does that leave for the people in the forum who are 30 years old or more? (I'm 24, myself.)
Also, happy birthday.
You know, I'd be happy to fuck my ex in the neck....So that got me thinking: okay, so vampire female fans want to be fucked in the neck?:lmao
It all makes sense now.
When are people going to realise it :banghead ?! There is not a single vampire in the Twilight books, they have sparkly, meterosexual superheroes with eating disorders. A vampire is the ultimate perversion of nature, a creature of the night cursed to live on even in death, preying upon the living. The ... things in Twilight can be summed up with this (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=PlayList&p=oIlkbw9zjqg) (though they call them vampires, that is wrong on so many levels).Yeah, they're not vampires they are one of the following if you want to make them something:
Zombies on your lawn music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIj-4aZMOk0&fmt=35)
The newest Bleach Manga (384) makes me lol.
Heres the setup, Shinigami powered dead people battle dead people who died while dead and gained Hallow powers. Everyone is a white japense guy save for the Mexican and the blind black guy. Oh and Hallows are Mexicans btw. The Visored are the powers combined people with both Japanese & Mexican powers. 383 has the black guy comment on revealing his new super powers he got from a Japanese guy setting up the idea Mr Black Guy has Visored powers.
Get ready for it...
384 has him don a plain white mask.
:drums
Wait, they don't stop the joke there. The other characters proceed in calling Mr NowWhiteGuy a traitor for selling out for more power.
Damn funny. :D
:facepalm:But Spain is a part of Mexico, is it not? :P (As are the other 20+ countries that also speak Spanish.)
For fuck's sakes, people, THERE ARE OTHER COUNTRIES THAT SPEAK SPANISH BESIDES MEXICO!
In fact I'm fairly sure the inspiration for the Espada were Spanish bullfighters (IIRC Yammy looks a hell of a lot like a bull when he releases his zanpakutou). Chad is the only damn fucker who happens to be Mexican, God fucking DAMMIT.
The newest Bleach Manga (384) makes me lol.
Heres the setup, Shinigami powered dead people battle dead people who died while dead and gained Hallow powers. Everyone is a white japense guy save for the Mexican and the blind black guy. Oh and Hallows are Mexicans btw. The Visored are the powers combined people with both Japanese & Mexican powers. 383 has the black guy comment on revealing his new super powers he got from a Japanese guy setting up the idea Mr Black Guy has Visored powers.
Get ready for it...
384 has him don a plain white mask.
:drums
Wait, they don't stop the joke there. The other characters proceed in calling Mr NowWhiteGuy a traitor for selling out for more power.
Damn funny. :D
:facepalm:1. So what? I don't care to be PC at all. Also it's not nearly as funny if I phrased things like the Japanese are killing Spaniards. It's just not.
For fuck's sakes, people, THERE ARE OTHER COUNTRIES THAT SPEAK SPANISH BESIDES MEXICO!
In fact I'm fairly sure the inspiration for the Espada were Spanish bullfighters (IIRC Yammy looks a hell of a lot like a bull when he releases his zanpakutou). Chad is the only damn fucker who happens to be Mexican, God fucking DAMMIT.
:facepalm:1. So what? I don't care to be PC at all. Also it's not nearly as funny if I phrased things like the Japanese are killing Spaniards. It's just not.
For fuck's sakes, people, THERE ARE OTHER COUNTRIES THAT SPEAK SPANISH BESIDES MEXICO!
In fact I'm fairly sure the inspiration for the Espada were Spanish bullfighters (IIRC Yammy looks a hell of a lot like a bull when he releases his zanpakutou). Chad is the only damn fucker who happens to be Mexican, God fucking DAMMIT.
2. Yammy looks like a bull which is your case and point the Espada are Spanish bull fighters? Just out of Mrs Shark's cohorts theres a Deer, Snake, and Lion.
God fucking DAMMIT THERE ARE OTHER ANIMALS TOO
:rollseyes
Edit - I lol'ed again. Kuroimaken's failing to get my jokes and correct my racist stereotyping of all Spanish speaking people are Mexicans happens to immediately associate bullfighters and Spaniards. That seems a little akin to all Canadians play Hockey, all Koreans are Chinese, all Spanish are Mexicans, etc.
It's not a matter of being PC or getting someone's joke... it's the fact that EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKING. PERSON. on the internet instantly associates Hollows with Mexicans on the basis that they have plenty of terms in Spanish flung around. It pisses me off, not because of racial profiling, but because the Mexican people do not originally speak Spanish - the language was forced on them as a people due to the Spaniards' occupation.Well they (and me) are Americans and we're expected to be ignorant. Anyway, maybe the common conception is the common conception because it's right and you're just rebelling against it for personal reasons?
It's not just Yammy. If you check out their uniform you'll see there are plenty of similarities with Spanish bullfighting uniforms (particularly the sash). White tends to be a color they pick to show off skill - i.e. the dude is so damn good he finishes without a drop of the bull's blood on him.
Also, quick case in point: what do YOU think were the influences behind the Espadas? Seriously. (I bet you're going off with Dia de Los Muertos from the Hollow masks. Come on, say. You know you want to.)
Sheesh, I'm just going to content myself with an eyeroll and leave it like that. :rollseyesDucking out of several points by claiming I'm the thick headed one here and going with the whole everyone else may not be right thing as your only counter? Whatever. Let's drop the subject and get back on topic.
It's fairly obvious you won't be moved no matter what I say, so you just go on thinking whatever you want. By the way, being part of a majority doesn't make you right. A reasonably large chunk of the internet (which isn't a minority) happens to think Naruto is the coolest thing to ever happen on God's green Earth, and they're not right just because they're not a minority (just like being a minority doesn't make you automatically right either. That's right, homosexuals, feminists, and races other than caucasian in the world, I'm looking at YOUR whiny asses).
I have trouble understanding Mexican. I find Castillan much easier. And I have had short conversations with a girl I work with who speaks Argentinian (Although she laughs at my accent. And it seems that a 17 year old girl doesn't expect to be addressed in the Ud. conjugation, I threw her off when I started speaking what passes for Spanish for me). Cuban relaxes me to the point where I want to go to sleep, I'm not sure why that is.
I don't know anything about Portuguese, but the Spanish people I know say that it sounds like they SHOULD understand it, but don't. (I use "Spanish" to mean people who speak a dialect of Spanish, not specifically Spaniards)
I kind of feel like I should understand Dutch when I read and hear it, and it bothers me when I don't.
I have trouble understanding Mexican. I find Castillan much easier. And I have had short conversations with a girl I work with who speaks Argentinian (Although she laughs at my accent. And it seems that a 17 year old girl doesn't expect to be addressed in the Ud. conjugation, I threw her off when I started speaking what passes for Spanish for me). Cuban relaxes me to the point where I want to go to sleep, I'm not sure why that is.Honestly, I'd be thrown off too if I was addressed with Ud. by someone older than me. Usted is typically used for elders and strangers around your age.
I don't know anything about Portuguese, but the Spanish people I know say that it sounds like they SHOULD understand it, but don't. (I use "Spanish" to mean people who speak a dialect of Spanish, not specifically Spaniards)I can confirm that, myself.
I think Cantonese and Mandarin are much the same.I have trouble understanding Mexican. I find Castillan much easier. And I have had short conversations with a girl I work with who speaks Argentinian (Although she laughs at my accent. And it seems that a 17 year old girl doesn't expect to be addressed in the Ud. conjugation, I threw her off when I started speaking what passes for Spanish for me). Cuban relaxes me to the point where I want to go to sleep, I'm not sure why that is.
I don't know anything about Portuguese, but the Spanish people I know say that it sounds like they SHOULD understand it, but don't. (I use "Spanish" to mean people who speak a dialect of Spanish, not specifically Spaniards)
I kind of feel like I should understand Dutch when I read and hear it, and it bothers me when I don't.
The Portuguese speakers feel much the same way towards Spanish. In fact, most Portuguese speakers can pick up at least a little bit of Spanish in a conversation, but not well enough that they could pass for being able to speak it.
I think Cantonese and Mandarin are much the same.I have trouble understanding Mexican. I find Castillan much easier. And I have had short conversations with a girl I work with who speaks Argentinian (Although she laughs at my accent. And it seems that a 17 year old girl doesn't expect to be addressed in the Ud. conjugation, I threw her off when I started speaking what passes for Spanish for me). Cuban relaxes me to the point where I want to go to sleep, I'm not sure why that is.
I don't know anything about Portuguese, but the Spanish people I know say that it sounds like they SHOULD understand it, but don't. (I use "Spanish" to mean people who speak a dialect of Spanish, not specifically Spaniards)
I kind of feel like I should understand Dutch when I read and hear it, and it bothers me when I don't.
The Portuguese speakers feel much the same way towards Spanish. In fact, most Portuguese speakers can pick up at least a little bit of Spanish in a conversation, but not well enough that they could pass for being able to speak it.
Topless Robot Fan Fiction Friday today: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/12/fan_fiction_friday_naruto_and_sora_in_kohonas_keyh.phpyeah.... It gives me a virus warning...
Naruto and Sora.
It's completely safe for work unless other people habitually read your screen, then you need to wait till you get home to find where the Kanoha key hole is.
weird. I have no problems with it, and AVG says it's safe.nope.
do you get one for the main page: http://www.toplessrobot.com/ ?
The emperor has decreed. ALL HAIL BREASTS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hDNcIgXYs0)
:facepalm
Dammit Kuro!
I can't get "All hail oppai!" out of my head. It's like, stuck on repeat. I'm going nuts!
( o )( o )
Fix'd.The emperor has decreed. ALL HAIL BREASTS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hDNcIgXYs0)
EmperorCharlesWakamoto Wins. Flawless Victory. :lmao
Fix'd.The emperor has decreed. ALL HAIL BREASTS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hDNcIgXYs0)
EmperorCharlesWakamoto Wins. Flawless Victory. :lmao
The emperor has decreed. ALL HAIL BREASTS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hDNcIgXYs0)
:facepalm
Dammit Kuro!
I can't get "All hail oppai!" out of my head. It's like, stuck on repeat. I'm going nuts!
( o )( o )
Hahaha! I love weebl stuff. That song's amazing, btw.
Favorite part:
Shut up woman! Get on my horse!
...And yes it's replaced the All hail oppai. Definitely on repeat in my head.
Hahaha! I love weebl stuff. That song's amazing, btw.
Favorite part:
Shut up woman! Get on my horse!
...And yes it's replaced the All hail oppai. Definitely on repeat in my head.
BLASPHEMY!
Hahaha! I love weebl stuff. That song's amazing, btw.
Favorite part:
Shut up woman! Get on my horse!
...And yes it's replaced the All hail oppai. Definitely on repeat in my head.
BLASPHEMY!
Extended version! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOVHhHj1TPM&feature=related) (no video though)
while i imagine that would be very enjoyable...
the nagging adult side of me says you need to handle your end better.
antagonizing the mentally unstable is not generally advised.
I would have called the police.This ^
:shrugIf he has your number, he can figure out where you live and everything else of relative import using the internet, look-up websites, and county records databases. I used to do it for a living, trust me.
I dunno. I want to say he's not dangerous, but you never know with crazy/awkward people. I've never really said, don't call here again to him... mainly because if he really is unstable, I don't want to set him off. I feel bad for him, but at the same time, I can't respect a guy that would tell me to cheat on someone I love.
I guess I'll threaten him with the police the next time he calls. I know there will be a next time. To quote one of my favorite villians: "he's like a turd that won't flush."
I wish I could help him, but as the movie Patch Adams taught me, sometimes crazy people will kill you. So police it is! Problem is that he blocks his number. I used to have his number on my phone before he started blocking it, but then my phone was destroyed and I lost all my contacts. (but he doesn't know that. I could tell him I have his number...)
I don't even have a last name for him, so that's really not helping me out. What would I say to the cops? "Uh, hi... There's this guy that's been calling me sporadically for years begging for a hook up... and I'd like it to stop? No, I don't have his phone number. No, I don't have his last name..."
Yeah, I think that's why I haven't called the cops yet.
I'm going to have to see if I wrote his number down anywhere else. I'm not worried either way. He's forgotten my last name, I've given him a fake last name, he doesn't know where I live, he doesn't know what city I'm in, and I could take him on a one-on-one fight. Short of him having a firearm and knowing how to use it, I think I'm okay.
Design a computer virus for cell phones that makes them overheat and explode... then give your secret admirer a call... nah, I wish the most fun and appropriate solutions were more legal.
Seconded.So... a tip of your hat and a wag of your finger?
Still, having the ability to fuck with your stalker's brain requires some serious willpower. I salute you.
In the meantime, being careless enough to do so is very worrisome, so I scold you.
Consider yourself saluted with a slap to the back of the head, then. :D
Seconded.So... a tip of your hat and a wag of your finger?
Still, having the ability to fuck with your stalker's brain requires some serious willpower. I salute you.
In the meantime, being careless enough to do so is very worrisome, so I scold you.
Consider yourself saluted with a slap to the back of the head, then. :D
Bimr, it's also, of course, always possible to go along with his request in word, saying "yeah sure, hey! I don't have your number anymore, could I get it so I can call you sometime? Oh, and what's your last name anyway?" and then immediately go over to the local police department.
Just make sure before you go to the police, or any other law enforcement, that you have specifically told him to "Do not contact me anymore". Without those words, they won't be able to do anything until he contacts you again after that point. Same with a restraint injunction.Seconded.So... a tip of your hat and a wag of your finger?
Still, having the ability to fuck with your stalker's brain requires some serious willpower. I salute you.
In the meantime, being careless enough to do so is very worrisome, so I scold you.
Consider yourself saluted with a slap to the back of the head, then. :D
Bimr, it's also, of course, always possible to go along with his request in word, saying "yeah sure, hey! I don't have your number anymore, could I get it so I can call you sometime? Oh, and what's your last name anyway?" and then immediately go over to the local police department.
Other things that make me lol: Pastafarianism.... I know everyone else has probably had their lols over it a long time ago, but I only just looked it up (I was wondering if wanting to eat the flying spaghetti monster would be blasphemous)
This guy that's been stalking me for YEARS called me again. I was in a weird mood so I answered the phone and started fucking with him.Wait wut? You were LYING to me? Dammit all to hell. Oh it's on, it's so on. I was trying to be nice and then you went and did that...
Short version: I told him I was engaged and pregnant.
He got a little annoyed that I wouldn't cheat on my fiance with him. I should've told him that my fiance was a big angry bisexual black man. That would've sent him over the edge. He's so racist and homophobic. Too easy to fuck with, really.
He doesn't know where I live, thank god! And he doesn't know which city I'm in at the moment-I'm very nomadic, you see.
But it took all my strength to not start laughing as I was feeding him bullshit. After he abruptly hung up, I burst out laughing and felt the need to share his idiocy with you.
This guy that's been stalking me for YEARS called me again. I was in a weird mood so I answered the phone and started fucking with him.Wait wut? You were LYING to me? Dammit all to hell. Oh it's on, it's so on. I was trying to be nice and then you went and did that...
Short version: I told him I was engaged and pregnant.
He got a little annoyed that I wouldn't cheat on my fiance with him. I should've told him that my fiance was a big angry bisexual black man. That would've sent him over the edge. He's so racist and homophobic. Too easy to fuck with, really.
He doesn't know where I live, thank god! And he doesn't know which city I'm in at the moment-I'm very nomadic, you see.
But it took all my strength to not start laughing as I was feeding him bullshit. After he abruptly hung up, I burst out laughing and felt the need to share his idiocy with you.
[spoiler]Just kidding, I'm not your stalker.
I could be though, just send me $20 bucks and a picture of you naked and I'll consider your application.[/spoiler]
Fantastic. Greg sends along this DIY FYI:
"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
This is gonna sound weird but have you ever just threatened to rape him with a strapon?
This is gonna sound weird but have you ever just threatened to rape him with a strapon? That should make most stalkery types think twice unless he's submissive.
Yeah you prolly shouldn't listen to advice from cats ... :p
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/t6pvP.png)[/spoiler]:clap
Flawless Victory.[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/t6pvP.png)[/spoiler]:clap
Speaking of Twilight.have you ever read this guys stuff:
Read this. (http://www.cracked.com/article/230_if-new-moon-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest/)
And watch as you spend hours of your life reading their articles. :)
Sky above Norway pierced by glowing blue spiral (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html)OMG, TTGL was right.
I especially liked the expanding circle of black after the spiral in the videos.
Looks like they pierced the heavens indeed.
This is gonna sound weird but have you ever just threatened to rape him with a strapon? That should make most stalkery types think twice unless he's submissive.
Yeah you prolly shouldn't listen to advice from cats ... :p
LOL I was gonna say that I know a few guys who think it'd be hot/fun to get hammered in the ass by a girl with a strap on... but Count summed it up nicely. :p
Are Women as Horny as Men? (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/are-women-as-horny-as-men-nsfw) [NSFW]
Are Women as Horny as Men? (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/are-women-as-horny-as-men-nsfw) [NSFW]
...I'm gonna have to watch a LOT of porn to get the male poledancing out of my brain.
Eww! Eww! Eww! :tantrum
Guy butts are so gross!!!! How could they drink beer that went through that valley of dingleberries?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjbMIZzAgs
Are Women as Horny as Men? (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/are-women-as-horny-as-men-nsfw) [NSFW]Epic win. :lmao :lol
(http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0236.html) Enough said (sure it is based on a J-RPG, but still)Silly Ruam, webpages aren't images. :p
(http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0236.html) Enough said (sure it is based on a J-RPG, but still)Silly Ruam, webpages aren't images. :p
(http://www.adventurers-comic.com/comics/0236.GIF) (http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0236.html)
(http://www.madatoms.com/uploads/content/images/backgrounds/large/article__GenerationGaps.jpg)Funny how the last people seem to be the only reasonable ones there.
Reminds me that : Climate Gate-ers are secretly trying to rehabilitate "good" old President Nixon.
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/halolz-dot-com-supersmashbrosbrawl-pikachu-analprobes.jpg)I rofled at this one.
Nothing could make me LOL right now, and with the BLYHT board apparently gone (or me unable to see it), I can't even comment on why.
Steve Hughes in Sweden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0lVbMOMTi0). His analysis of us is flawless.
Couldn't think of where else to put these. When I saw 'em I immediately thought of bhu.Uncle Kitteh has teh hoominz trained. :P
Couldn't think of where else to put these. When I saw 'em I immediately thought of bhu.Uncle Kitteh has teh hoominz trained. :P
:( third link is a 404 not found error, kittyman.Couldn't think of where else to put these. When I saw 'em I immediately thought of bhu.Uncle Kitteh has teh hoominz trained. :P
Indeed ah do. Everytime a cute kitty vid comes out, I get a hundred links to it in my email.
Of course every time a fucked up porn vid comes out I get links to it to...
Even if I've told them not to.... :eh
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-has-killed-feather.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/funny-pictures-cats-play-game-with-hamster.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/12/21/funny-pictures-comes-to-evil-plans.jpg
:( third link is a 404 not found error, kittyman.
Because it's Christmas time and I like Vikings...
http://www.odins-gift.com/poth/U-Z/vikingchristmascarol.htm (http://www.odins-gift.com/poth/U-Z/vikingchristmascarol.htm)
http://www.figure.fm/post/en/4951/Man+Marries+Game+Character.html (http://www.figure.fm/post/en/4951/Man+Marries+Game+Character.html)Yet even more evidence supporting the fact of this:
It's basically The Last Samurai, except with mecha, no Tom Cruise, and told more poorly.I'd say two of those three are improvements. :D (j/k, I actually think Tom Cruise is a great actor... even if he is batshit crazy). My wife and I saw it in 3d, and liked it.
http://www.figure.fm/post/en/4951/Man+Marries+Game+Character.html (http://www.figure.fm/post/en/4951/Man+Marries+Game+Character.html)
Also... unobtanium? Really? Sure, it's a nice lampshade and all, but it really broke my SoD when they first brought it up.Ok yeah... that was really dumb.
Yeah, the name thing for the ore also majorly pissed me off.
Also, I wouldn't liken a Miyazaki film to Avatar. For one, it's an unfair comparison since the medium of acting and the medium of hand-drawn animation doesn't make for a good comparison.
Also, I'm fairly sure Mononoke didn't have the badass coronel from hell.
Yeah, I've heard about that. It seems that people with eczema will go to this fish pond and let small fish nibble off the dead skin and stuff. From what I hear, it does help. It clears the old dead stuff out and encourages blood flow to the skin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4&feature=player_embedded)
The orgastic shivers one was the best.Gotten to the guy's sister yet?
Also: Don't you DARE make a girl cry! (http://www.onemanga.com/Super-Dreadnought_Girl_4946/1/44/)
this (http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=68992&SRC=motd&motds_id=4028&from_home=1) is just disturbing :nononoMainly Piplup. Vespiquen looks awesome, Machoke looks conceivable, and I'm not sure what's supposed to be bad about Lucario.
(http://www.merchco-online.com/includes/img.php?m=430&p=images/&i=besign5.jpg)this (http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=68992&SRC=motd&motds_id=4028&from_home=1) is just disturbing :nononoMainly Piplup. Vespiquen looks awesome, Machoke looks conceivable, and I'm not sure what's supposed to be bad about Lucario.
EDIT: :facepalm Didn't spot the link.
this (http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=68992&SRC=motd&motds_id=4028&from_home=1) is just disturbing :nonono
....*sigh* damn my morbid curiosity... pm me, bhu...
I know I'm gonna regret this.......*sigh* damn my morbid curiosity... pm me, bhu...
Don't say I didn't warn you. Particularly at about 4 minutes or so in.
I know I'm gonna regret this.......*sigh* damn my morbid curiosity... pm me, bhu...
Don't say I didn't warn you. Particularly at about 4 minutes or so in.
eh, the chick was cute, and the video somewhat amusing, but the specific subject matter ain't my thing on either end, so... tell me if she does any other subjects, I guess
Oh, and I stopped wincing at that stuff a while ago, probably due to equal parts misanthropy and unique gender identity...
see what happens when I go to work?So I guess you've seen "Mr. Hands finally gets his fill", then?
hook it up, kitty. (just keep in mind that I have spent extensive time actively searching-out the most f'd-up stuff in existence :marx)
yeah, that one was brutal -- it's a prime example of why "you can't put 10 lbs. of shit in a 5 lbs. bag".see what happens when I go to work?So I guess you've seen "Mr. Hands finally gets his fill", then?
hook it up, kitty. (just keep in mind that I have spent extensive time actively searching-out the most f'd-up stuff in existence :marx)
see what happens when I go to work?So I guess you've seen "Mr. Hands finally gets his fill", then?
hook it up, kitty. (just keep in mind that I have spent extensive time actively searching-out the most f'd-up stuff in existence :marx)
see what happens when I go to work?So I guess you've seen "Mr. Hands finally gets his fill", then?
hook it up, kitty. (just keep in mind that I have spent extensive time actively searching-out the most f'd-up stuff in existence :marx)
I haven't seen that one but I did get to see a woman deep throat a mule...
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7565/1204367613971wc5.jpg)see what happens when I go to work?So I guess you've seen "Mr. Hands finally gets his fill", then?
hook it up, kitty. (just keep in mind that I have spent extensive time actively searching-out the most f'd-up stuff in existence :marx)
I haven't seen that one but I did get to see a woman deep throat a mule...
A friend of mine showed me a video with this asian guy giving himself a blowjob with a dead fish, he moved on to make it suck at his nipples and then make out with it, the video was roughly 4min long and all this time a girl was mastrubating in the background. I could hardly breath from laughter while my friend who did not sit at the moment fell over from said reason
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7565/1204367613971wc5.jpg)
Source NAO? :lmaoIt is actually Code Geass, probably from the scene of Kallen and Suzaku stranded on the island. Likely an unfortunate (or entirely intentional) translation. Or perhaps a 'shop.
It reminds me of Code Geass.... but I don't remember anything like that in the series....
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!Yeah, now I'm interested too. Some how, holding out for a comment like that just makes it worse >.>
I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her. you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no!
of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). :devil
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!Let the people do whatever they want in bed, it tends to be a victimless hobby. Naturally rapists are not included.
I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her. you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no!
of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). :devil
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST -- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?!Let the people do whatever they want in bed, it tends to be a victimless hobby. Naturally rapists are not included.
I don't know who is more f'd-up -- him or her. you just simply don't do things like that -- just ... don't .... ... no!
of course, now I have yet another thing to send out via mass email (and yet further alienate anyone who has my email). :devil
Yeah, now I'm interested too. Some how, holding out for a comment like that just makes it worse >.>
Link please bhu?
I crossed my legs. Then sent the link to some people I now.
It's not something that made me lol though, thats for sure...
Actually I found her pretty funny too.I crossed my legs. Then sent the link to some people I now.
It's not something that made me lol though, thats for sure...
Some people tell me they find hte woman hysterical, but coincidentally all of those people are women...divorced women...
Impromptu billboard porn film stops trafficSource (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE60E3ZN20100115)
MOSCOW
Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:30am EST
MOSCOW (Reuters) - An enormous television screen showing a pornographic film caused a midnight traffic jam in central Moscow Thursday as stunned motorists slammed on the brakes to gawk at the writhing naked bodies.
Oddly Enough
The owner of the advertising screen, which sits atop a main road about two km (1.2 miles) south of the Kremlin, told the state-run RIA news agency that hackers had broken into the screen's computer system and turned on the porn.
"They were either acting out of hooliganism or were from a rival company," Viktor Laptev, commercial director of advertising firm Panno.ru, told RIA.
A short clip showing cars slowing to a halt to look at the screen sprung up on youtube.com and internet sites Friday across Russia, a country which banned nudity on television before the Soviet Union fell in 1991.
Authorities said they are investigating, RIA added.
And in response...
You know Final Fantasy XIII? (http://wireninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/birth.gif)
EDIT: Little shout out to Risada... though I'm guessing this is from before his time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1J7AcqQqY4& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1J7AcqQqY4&)
EDIT: Little shout out to Risada... though I'm guessing this is from before his time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1J7AcqQqY4& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1J7AcqQqY4&)
:lmao
And I'm 23 here! I know what you are talking about.... I guess :twitch
It's that lady that tries to entertain kids with lame musics, right?
THE POWER OF SCIENCE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x--Y9qB8I2E)Blazblue just makes my day.
Catgirl WINS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEC4UKs4fw4&NR=1)
I wasn't paying much attention to BlazBlue before, but now I've just seen BANG, BANG BANG BANG! BANG NO DAMASHII! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPKrHse0KY)
Must. Find. Game.
Something else for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ) - Noel Vermillion's VA (http://www.youtube.com/user/ValliereVee) has it favourited. :p
I wasn't paying much attention to BlazBlue before, but now I've just seen BANG, BANG BANG BANG! BANG NO DAMASHII! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPKrHse0KY)
Must. Find. Game.
I wasn't paying much attention to BlazBlue before, but now I've just seen BANG, BANG BANG BANG! BANG NO DAMASHII! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPKrHse0KY)
Must. Find. Game.
Would expect no less from Bang.... converting all kinds of people into Blazblue with his manliness :lol
I wasn't paying much attention to BlazBlue before, but now I've just seen BANG, BANG BANG BANG! BANG NO DAMASHII! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPKrHse0KY)
Must. Find. Game.
Something else for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ) - Noel Vermillion's VA (http://www.youtube.com/user/ValliereVee) has it favourited. :p
Bang reminds me of RoSHIaKI from Battle Moon Wars.Satsuki whacking Shirou is a good bit more hilarious.
For those not familiar with Tsukihime, Roa is a reincarnating vampire who can destroy lifeforce and refuses to button his shirt, while SHIKI is an insane guy who has the powers of enduring injuries about as well as the Black Knight and manipulating his own blood. Plus they're actually the same guy - in some routes Roa's spirit takes over SHIKI's body and in others it doesn't.
This doesn't stop both from showing up in Battle Moon Wars, and then fusing into... a Gundam-themed ninja? What.
Attacks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxWlMrWsQvo#t=33s)
Theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQsTUwo-CDI)
Bang reminds me of RoSHIaKI from Battle Moon Wars.
For those not familiar with Tsukihime, Roa is a reincarnating vampire who can destroy lifeforce and refuses to button his shirt, while SHIKI is an insane guy who has the powers of enduring injuries about as well as the Black Knight and manipulating his own blood. Plus they're actually the same guy - in some routes Roa's spirit takes over SHIKI's body and in others it doesn't.
This doesn't stop both from showing up in Battle Moon Wars, and then fusing into... a Gundam-themed ninja? What.
Attacks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxWlMrWsQvo#t=33s)
Theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQsTUwo-CDI)
Satsuki whacking Shirou is a good bit more hilarious.You'll love this then (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO7f7IV2mCU)
What. Doesn't Shiki get to cut the lines?There are four Shikis in this game (Tohno Shiki, Nanaya Shiki, Tohno SHIKI and Ryougi Shiki) - you'll have to be more specific.
Australia bans flat-chested porn, female ejaculation (http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/millions-of-extra-sites-to-be-censorsed-as-australian-gov-bans-small-breasts-female-ejaculation/)That's pretty damned funny, right there.
I suppose they'd do what the porn industry always does...time to increase types of fetishes.
Satsuki whacking Shirou is a good bit more hilarious.You'll love this then (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO7f7IV2mCU)What. Doesn't Shiki get to cut the lines?There are four Shikis in this game (Tohno Shiki, Nanaya Shiki, Tohno SHIKI and Ryougi Shiki) - you'll have to be more specific.
Tohno Shiki cuts the lines of death
Nanaya Shiki doesn't have Mystic Eyes, but is crazy-badass anyway
Tohno SHIKI could only cut the lines of life when he was taken over by Roa anyway
Ryougi Shiki cuts the lines of death, but better
And since that wasn't enough for some people, someone hacked in "Shikiller" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7SMyt4dogU) as well.
Funny in a pathetic way. I mean, look at their reasoning:Australia bans flat-chested porn, female ejaculation (http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/millions-of-extra-sites-to-be-censorsed-as-australian-gov-bans-small-breasts-female-ejaculation/)That's pretty damned funny, right there.
I suppose they'd do what the porn industry always does...time to increase types of fetishes.
That makes little sense to me... but then again I only watched the anime.What are you talking about? There is no Tsukihime anime.
That makes little sense to me... but then again I only watched the anime.What are you talking about? There is no Tsukihime anime.
Sorry, you must be mistaken. There is no Tsukihime anime.That makes little sense to me... but then again I only watched the anime.What are you talking about? There is no Tsukihime anime.
:twitch Dude, Shingetsutan Tsukihime. 23 episodes. Watched it clear as day!
Nanaya Shiki is more of a personality hosted in Tohno Shiki though, and he can do shit like running up walls using nothing but skill and momentum, defeating vampires in close combat...plus the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception that Tohno Shiki has.What. Doesn't Shiki get to cut the lines?There are four Shikis in this game (Tohno Shiki, Nanaya Shiki, Tohno SHIKI and Ryougi Shiki) - you'll have to be more specific.
Tohno Shiki cuts the lines of death
Nanaya Shiki doesn't have Mystic Eyes, but is crazy-badass anyway
Tohno SHIKI could only cut the lines of life when he was taken over by Roa anyway
Ryougi Shiki cuts the lines of death, but better
Nanaya Shiki is more of a personality hosted in Tohno Shiki though, and he can do shit like running up walls using nothing but skill and momentum, defeating vampires in close combat...plus the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception that Tohno Shiki has.Well, that depends. In Tsukihime, Nanaya is Shiki's "angry side". In Kagetsu Tohya and Melty Blood he's Shiki's nightmare of the person he would have become if he never had that accident (in Melty Blood there's a guy running around who achieved immortality by essentially turning himself into a sentient meme, and he makes this Nanaya physical). In Battle Moon Wars, he's essentially Shiki's angry side split off into another person somehow.
The first incarnation is freakin awesome though.And was omitted from the anime entirely, along with any mention of the Nanaya family and its connection to Shiki, or the maids' personalities and backstories. :fo Er, I mean... There is no Tsukihime anime.
The first incarnation is freakin awesome though.And was omitted from the anime entirely, along with any mention of the Nanaya family and its connection to Shiki, or the maids' personalities and backstories. :fo Er, I mean... There is no Tsukihime anime.
Kuro, just read the VN. Please.
Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Tsukihime/) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incredibly disturbing sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.
Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Tsukihime/) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incrediblyHis censorship makes it pure gold comedy.disturbinghilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.
Third, just because something's disgusting is no reason to ban it, and even if it is, why the fuck are you starting with female ejaculation, as opposed to the various fetishes centered on human waste products?
Comedy? I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE.Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Tsukihime/) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incrediblyHis censorship makes it pure gold comedy.disturbinghilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.
Third, just because something's disgusting is no reason to ban it, and even if it is, why the fuck are you starting with female ejaculation, as opposed to the various fetishes centered on human waste products?
Ever have female ejaculate shoot up your nose? It is far from pleasant. Trust me on that one.
Third, just because something's disgusting is no reason to ban it, and even if it is, why the fuck are you starting with female ejaculation, as opposed to the various fetishes centered on human waste products?
Ever have female ejaculate shoot up your nose? It is far from pleasant. Trust me on that one.
But then again, that goes for most fluids shot up your nose...
I nearly did myself an injury laughing when I hit those.Comedy? I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE.Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Tsukihime/) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incrediblyHis censorship makes it pure gold comedy.disturbinghilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.
I nearly did myself an injury laughing when I hit those.Comedy? I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE.Here's a Let's Play (from the same guy who did Fate/stay night) (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Tsukihime/) which adds humorous comments and warns you where to skip when the incrediblyHis censorship makes it pure gold comedy.disturbinghilarious sex scenes are coming up. The whole thing is as long as the first route of F/SN.
Something to commemorate today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd2SYT4L7xQ
How to beat a thief, schoolgirl style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T11o3JWausQ)
[spoiler](http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3659/quinntheeskimo.jpg)[/spoiler]lol, love the spiked shoulder pads! Looks like a GWAR reject.
This cracked me up when I first saw it. Although, to be fair, everyone else that's seen it finds it disturbing instead...
[spoiler](http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129084723908442914.jpg)[/spoiler]Why is the last letter of 'rea' an 'ĺ'? Yeah, I know this does not deal with the original joke.
The fact that this pic actually says that the sale has come to an end
The repercussions of this censorship of a natural body type on the psyche of Australian women cannot be understated, but this is not Anonymous' concern. The Australian Government will learn that one does not mess with our porn. No one messes with our access to perfectly legal (or illegal) content for any reason.Porn, srs bzns.
Robert Pattinson: not a major pussy, just allergic to them. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/13/robert-pattinson-im-aller_n_461448.html)WTF... how about a NSFW tag on that?
[spoiler](http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129084723908442914.jpg)[/spoiler]Why is the last letter of 'rea' an 'ĺ'? Yeah, I know this does not deal with the original joke.
The fact that this pic actually says that the sale has come to an end
http://www.exlibrismortis.org/ExLibrisnewSistersArmy.html
Wait till he calls again and pretend to be a chld answering the phone. When it's obviously him say "Hey your that mouthbreather aren't you? Dude your mom is hawt. If she we're an unmarried pedophile I'd ride that ass like a camel."You truly have a talent for being disturbing, uncle kitteh :)
Wait till he calls again and pretend to be a chld answering the phone. When it's obviously him say "Hey your that mouthbreather aren't you? Dude your mom is hawt. If she we're an unmarried pedophile I'd ride that ass like a camel."You truly have a talent for being disturbing, uncle kitteh :)
Someone type www.satan.com.
Go on. I dare you.
Could one of us get the rights to Christian.com or something similarly named and make it a nun porn site? :smirkNot offensive enough. Better ask /b/ for ideas. :smirk
This must be proof that they are evil.Someone type www.satan.com.
Go on. I dare you.
Lame :lmao
This must be proof that they are evil.Someone type www.satan.com.
Go on. I dare you.
Lame :lmao
...well, it already makes more sense than "D&D is evil"
I havent said what the nuns would be doing yet... :pCould one of us get the rights to Christian.com or something similarly named and make it a nun porn site? :smirkNot offensive enough. Better ask /b/ for ideas. :smirk
Highlight: Sublime Chord is a great prestige class, but Warmage is way too broken.Don't be ridiculous, the warmage is fine. It's the wagmage that is broken.
How bad can it be? It doesn't even get a familiar. You need to spend a feat to get one.Highlight: Sublime Chord is a great prestige class, but Warmage is way too broken.Don't be ridiculous, the warmage is fine. It's the wagmage that is broken.
Weapon and Armour proficiency: All Wangmage's are proficient with the dildo.
Weapon and Armour proficiency: All Wangmage's are proficient with the dildo.
And bondage harnesses?
Wangmages in the world[/b]
Well, you should see the japanese versions...
Not any worse than this. Warning, NSFW.
I don't think that's accurate. I own a fleshlight, and I don't really like WoW that much.
Little girl themed fleshlights.Well, you should see the japanese versions...
Naruto instead of WoW?
Little girl themed fleshlights.Well, you should see the japanese versions...
Naruto instead of WoW?
Well, I know theres Hello Kitty dildos out there, so presumably it works both ways.
Knowing Japan?
More than enough to sustain a small but thriving market.
My parents bought my sister one as a joke for her 16th birthday.
Wrapped it with all the other presents and she opened it up in front of all of her friends.
I love my parents. :lmao
My parents bought my sister one as a joke for her 16th birthday.
Wrapped it with all the other presents and she opened it up in front of all of her friends.
I love my parents. :lmao
Wait. Fleshlight or vibrator? :P
Those be some seriously fucking awesome parents.My parents bought my sister one as a joke for her 16th birthday.
Wrapped it with all the other presents and she opened it up in front of all of her friends.
I love my parents. :lmao
Wait. Fleshlight or vibrator? :P
Hello Kitty vibrator.
Winner of 10,000 Ryanair scratch card eats winning ticketSource (http://www.ryanair.com/en/news/winner-of-10000-euro-ryanair-scratch-card-eats-winning-ticket)
Passengers asked to vote for which charity should receive this 10,000 prize
Ryanair, the worlds favourite airline, today (26th Feb) confirmed that the winner of a 10,000 Ryanair scratch card, on Thursdays FR1724 flight from Krakow to East Midlands, ate the 10,000 winning ticket after crew confirmed he had won the 10,000 prize.
When the delighted crew congratulated the winner and advised him how to claim his prize he apparently became upset that Ryanairs cabin crew could not pay him the 10,000 there and then on the flight. When the crew explained to him that these very large 10,000 prizes needed to be verified with, and collected directly from, the scratch card company the prize winner became angry and decided to digest his win literally!
Since this 10,000 prize will now go unclaimed Ryanair and Brand Force, the scratch card company, have decided to offer the cash to charity and have asked Ryanair passengers to vote on www.ryanair.com (until Fri 5th Mar) for which type of charity Ryanair should donate the 10,000 prize to, from the following list:
1. An Anger Management Charity
2. An Eating Disorder Charity
3. A Gamblers Charity
4. A Disruptive Childrens Charity
5. A Mental Health Charity
Full results of this angry poll will be announced on Friday 5th March.
Ryanairs Stephen McNamara said,
In the last two years Ryanairs scratch cards have given away 10 cars, over 300,000 in cash prizes and over 100,000 flight vouchers. Passengers have always been delighted to claim their large cash prizes after returning home. Unfortunately our latest winner felt that we should have his 10,000 prize kicking around on the aircraft.
Yesterdays events prove that while Ryanairs scratch cards offer large cash prizes they clearly taste great too! Crew tried to stop the air Gourmet Scratch Card eater by offering him one of our great tasting sandwiches, pizzas or snacks instead, but clearly he had much more expensive tastes!
Ryanair is now asking passengers to vote on which type of charity Ryanair should donate the 10,000 prize money to with one charity from anger management, eating and digestive disorders to disruptive childrens and mental health charities now set to benefit from a real meal ticket!
I LOL'ed. Hard. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxqkQPl4ThM&feature=related)I've already seen the one where
And for those into it, look for the other programs as well. They're awesome :D
Is it weird that I found the funniest part to be that Lula's only objection to russian roulette seems to be that's it's risky?
Pfft. You want jokes?
What's brown and sticky?
[spoiler]
A stick.
[/spoiler]
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
[spoiler]
A fsh.
[/spoiler]
I can't remember any more. :P
What is the difference between a lighter and an asshole?and your point would be? :D
[spoiler]If you don't know, you might wanna learn soon. Otherwise you'll offer your asshole the next time someone asks for a light![/spoiler]
What is the difference between a lighter and an asshole?and your point would be? :D
[spoiler]If you don't know, you might wanna learn soon. Otherwise you'll offer your asshole the next time someone asks for a light![/spoiler]
Oh, never mind. I had pictured something more like this:What is the difference between a lighter and an asshole?and your point would be? :D
[spoiler]If you don't know, you might wanna learn soon. Otherwise you'll offer your asshole the next time someone asks for a light![/spoiler]
That the original joke sounds better in Portuguese.
[spoiler]There's a double-meaning in that the original joke uses the verb give instead. In Portuguese, to give one's asshole equates soliciting sodomy.[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3659/quinntheeskimo.jpg)[/spoiler][spoiler](http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8941/christhepaladin.jpg)[/spoiler]
This cracked me up when I first saw it. Although, to be fair, everyone else that's seen it finds it disturbing instead...
emphasis mine...: Random832The McSurfAndTurf - adding a beef patty (generally sourced from a mcdouble so the remains can still reasonably be eaten) to a Filet-O-Fish is surprisingly good.I'd only heard of the McGangBang - a Junior McChicken stuffed between the two patties of a Double Cheeseburger. It feels more decadent somehow.
Trippy teddies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8&feature=player_embedded)So thats what a good trip feels like.
[spoiler]http://pbh3.tumblr.com/post/432012172/best-divorce-letter-everthis is win.
(http://imgur.com/Js1uq.jpg) :twitch :lol[/spoiler]
http://xkcd.com/714/
http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/15/heartgold-i-will-put-you-in-my-pants/ (http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/15/heartgold-i-will-put-you-in-my-pants/)
:lmao
guys, you REALLY need to check-out the actual table (http://www.geekchichq.com/Co_Store/The_Showroom/The_Sultan/The_Sultan.html) -- too rich for my pocketbook, but not forever.
Time to start saving (I've built my own, but it doesn't even compare).
I have never regretted being a college student more then when I saw those tables.guys, you REALLY need to check-out the actual table (http://www.geekchichq.com/Co_Store/The_Showroom/The_Sultan/The_Sultan.html) -- too rich for my pocketbook, but not forever.
Time to start saving (I've built my own, but it doesn't even compare).
This is fucking awesome.
can accommodate 6 - 10Finally, orgies can get off the ground.
Epic Sports Festival (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucrx8oISkKw&fmt=18)
from a XKCD Forum thread on Fast Food Hacking and Secret Menu Items:I had some customers who used to make these at my store (actually they ordered them enough that some employee's would make their McGB's for them). They are also surprisingly good, especially with barbecue sauce. I had to put the kibosh on the name though since it's not very family friendly, then suddenly people stopped getting them...: Jorphoemphasis mine...: Random832The McSurfAndTurf - adding a beef patty (generally sourced from a mcdouble so the remains can still reasonably be eaten) to a Filet-O-Fish is surprisingly good.I'd only heard of the McGangBang - a Junior McChicken stuffed between the two patties of a Double Cheeseburger. It feels more decadent somehow.
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/halolz-dot-com-madden-nfl-t800.jpg)Now THERE's a Football game I could stomach to buy.
RIcky Martin just announced he's gay. As if the world didn't already know...
Saturn's moon looks like the Death Star AND Pac-Man (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8594101.stm)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9980453THAT IS AWESOME!!!
for wotmaniac
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9980453THAT IS AWESOME!!!
for wotmaniac
thanks dude.
Adamantine! I've struck Adamantine! Wow, it was inside the sea of magma, a twisting, warped pillar of gleaming adamantine. The thing is there's this new type of rock called "semi-molten rock" you can't dig through at all. The whole bottom of the magma sea is coated with it, so I haven't been able to dig below the bottom of the magma sea anywhere... and then I got a crazy wonderful idea. Dig down through the pillar of adamantine! Surely there's no semi-molten rock at the bottom of that sucker!I'm not sure where the line between LOL and awesome is right now
Shulmik was a forgotton beast. It was the only one of its kind. A gigantic humanoid composed of mud. It has four long, curving horns and it has a bloated body. Beware its poisonous gas! Shulmik was associated with torture and caverns.
Epo Washperplexes was a forgotten beast. It was the only one of its kind. A huge squirrel twisted into humanoid form with external ribs. It has a gaunt appearance. Its dark peachy hair is patchy. Beware its deadly blood! Epo was associated with water, treachery, and caverns.
Ametha Gorgecaves the Ripe Coast was a savanna titan. It was the only one of its kind. A gigantic rhinoceros composed of clear glass. It has wings and it moves deliberately. Beware its poisonous sting! Ametha was associated with rivers, plants, nature, and animals
Og oggon Ngathsesh "Og the Vomit of Puke"
Og the Vomit of Puke was a forgotten beast. It was the only one of its kind. A great turtle with external ribs. It has two long, spiral horns and it has a bloated body. Its chocolate scales are oval-shaped and overlapping. Beware its noxious secretions! Og was associated with water, nightmares and caverns.
Well shit the underground is deadly now. I breach a nice big cavern, build a stairway down, fortify a small area completely so my dwarves have somewhere to farm and just as the mason is finishing a troll charges out from outside the map, runs into a giant spider web, is obliterated by the giant spider and five minutes later I notice the giant spider itself is now in about five hundred bits spread across pretty much the entire visible area.
Guys, guys, I found a great underground sea.
IT'S ON TOP OF A GREAT MAGMA SEA.
I plan on draining one into the other, how do I record!?
Edit: I think I found out how, but this could be great.
i plan on draining the sea on top of an adamantine pillar, turning its surroundings into obsidian so that I can mine out the whole thing.
Tunneling through three underground ecosystems, each more terrifying than the last, I came across a magma sea. Spears of Adamantine stood out in this boiling ocean. Of course, I built a bridge over there and started harvesting the precious metal.
One tap and I found that the spears were hollow. Inside was a deep shaft, and far, far below was a boiling swarm of horrifying monsters. All of them looked up, and started flying.
Moments later the fortress was a burning wreck, crawling with all manner of awful abominations from the underworld.
One of the horrors was a being composed of sentient flame. It really hurt when it tried to give me hugs.
Sedme Sengoxut, "Sedme the Unholy Shafts"
Sedme the Unholy Shafts was a forgotten beast. It was the only one of its kind. An enormous one-eyed spider. It has a broad shell and it undulates rhythmically. Its lemon exoskelton is wrinkled. Beware its poisonous bite!
Sedme was associated with torture and caverns
In a time before time, Sedme began wandering the depths of the world.
SirPenguin posted:
I was digging it until the wrinkled lemon part. What in the fuck?
Beware its refreshing zesty aroma!
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3944/prostitue1609042c.jpg)
I am pretty sure that at some point when searching for this site google asked me if I meant brilliant gynecologist which I found somewhat amusing.This post inspired me to do a Google search.
Good choice of last name for a doctor of any kind, really.
Good choice of last name for a doctor of any kind, really.
Better than the name of a local dentist, Dolores Hammer...
what webcomic is this?
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-bobafett.jpg)
Oh good GOD, this one is fucking swimming in audacity.
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-bioshock2-bigdaddymovieposter.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii359/SinfireTitan/hazama-troll.png)[/spoiler]
Rest assured, I will abuse this image. EVERYWHERE.
[spoiler](http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii359/SinfireTitan/hazama-troll.png)[/spoiler]
Rest assured, I will abuse this image. EVERYWHERE.
WTF... is that Hazama?
[spoiler](http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii359/SinfireTitan/hazama-troll.png)[/spoiler]
Rest assured, I will abuse this image. EVERYWHERE.
WTF... is that Hazama?
Yeah. TV Tropes has appointed him God of Trolls.
We have a local businessman named Phuc Nguyen. Wanna guess how its pronounced?Dude, I am totally changing my name to Phuc now.
Not Archer? Have you seen his face in the cooking doujin? :P
Also http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/TropePantheons
What for?
Not Archer? Have you seen his face in the cooking doujin? :P
Shiki Tohno and Shiki Ryougi, God and Goddess of Direct Death
* Lesser Deities
* Symbol: A fruit knife over a red jacket
* Alignment: Neutral Good (Tohno), True Neutral (Ryougi)
* Portfolio:
o Both: Magic/Mystic Eyes of Direct Death, Knife Nut, Split Personality, Badass
o Tohno: Determinator, supposed Ordinary High School Student, Parental Abandonment, Interspecies Romance, supposed Badass Normal, Chick Magnet, Restraining Bolt
o Ryougi: Katanas Are Just Better, Heir To The Dojo, Red Right Hand
* Followers: Soifon (Bleach)
* Tohno's second personality manifests as Shiki Nanaya, a Neutral Evil killer who has a habit of slaughtering people For The Evulz and being a cynical bastard.
* Black Mage is very, very jealous of their mastery of Stabbity Death; and has tried to wrest the Portfolio from them. But when he tried using the Hadoken on them; Ryougi stabbed the Hadoken to death.
The Laughing Man, God of Hackers
* Greater God
* Symbol: The Laughing Man Logo
* Alignment: True Neutral
* Portfolio: Playful Hackers, Malicious Hackers, Anonymity, Disability Superpowers, Memetic Mutation
* Domain: Freedom, Curiosity, Fairness
* Followers: Case (Neuromancer), Barbara Gordon/Oracle (Birds Of Prey), Anonymous (Real Life), The Patriots (Metal Gear Solid), Micah Sanders (Heroes)
* Allies: Lain
* Opposed by: SHODAN
* Is the god of all hackers, but doesn't care, because no one knows who he is, and he much rather prefers to read books, making him a frequent guest at the Library. Still, his temple is quite impressive, consisting of several data servers and a dozen hacked Gibson supercomputers...which he did himself.
* According to some news sources, the Laughing Man becomes an entity known simply as "Anonymous" by taking steroids. He has attempted to refute these allegations on the grounds that hackers don't need steroids to be deadly effective. A few minutes later, a news van in Los Angeles exploded.
* Is good enough friends with Motoko Kusanagi to warrant extended conversation, much to the envy of Brannigan and Bond.
* Shadowland users know him best as The Smiling Bandit.
As a man of (comic book) science, insists that there is a logical explanation for why he is a god now.
Has created several avatars of himself, such as Zechs Marquise, Harry Ord, Rau Le Creuset and Graham Aker. This allows him to respond to prayers three times faster than other gods. Elzam von Branstein was formerly an avatar of Char, but ascended in his own right by overriding Char's theme music.
Not Archer? Have you seen his face in the cooking doujin? :P
Also http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/TropePantheons
Gendo Ikari, God of World-Destroying Betrayals
[spoiler] * Lesser God
* Symbol: His Scary Shiny Glasses
* Alignment: Lawful Evil
* Portfolio: Manipulative Bastards, Glaring Menacingly, Zen Survivors, Dooming The World For Love, Hands Folded Neatly At The Chin
* Domains: Evil, Knowledge, Mentalism, Trickery
* He lost his chance of attaining any position greater than Lesser God when it was revealed that he was afraid of his rather pathetic son...though a few of his colleagues feel that such fear may be justified.
o Despite that, Gendo still tries to manipulate his son for his own purposes. And he takes great pains to ensure that Shinji will not be anywhere near Bright Noa, Tzeentch and his followers or the Warhammer 40 K tabletop.
* The rest of the council is getting damn tired of his theme music. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RsepQh342g&feature=related)
o And he got another one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP9DKGhUiaY&fmt=18)
* He is known for his ability to bend women to his will, making them do whatever he wants, whatever they want it or not.
* Some speculate that he is nothing more than the unknowing pawn of his supposedly dead wife Yui Ikari. [/spoiler]
We have a local businessman named Phuc Nguyen. Wanna guess how its pronounced?Dude, I am totally changing my name to Phuc now.
We have a local businessman named Phuc Nguyen. Wanna guess how its pronounced?Dude, I am totally changing my name to Phuc now.
His last name is pronounced "nyu"
You can guess how many people this has thrown...
I think it's "Whatever Happened to the Dark Knight?" or something like that.
EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Whatever_Happened_to_the_Caped_Crusader%3F
I think it's "Whatever Happened to the Dark Knight?" or something like that.
EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Whatever_Happened_to_the_Caped_Crusader%3F
The one that was written by Gaiman? It's awesome.
I think it's "Whatever Happened to the Dark Knight?" or something like that.
EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Whatever_Happened_to_the_Caped_Crusader%3F
The one that was written by Gaiman? It's awesome.
Well, if it's written by Gaiman, it goes without saying.
I think it's "Whatever Happened to the Dark Knight?" or something like that.
EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Whatever_Happened_to_the_Caped_Crusader%3F
The one that was written by Gaiman? It's awesome.
Well, if it's written by Gaiman, it goes without saying.
Redundancy is the only way to approach that level of awesome. :P
Resident BB fanboys, you must watch this (until the end) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df-iETND5FQ)
Resident BB fanboys, you must watch this (until the end) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df-iETND5FQ)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ
But some people just don't laugh.I know I don't say this often enough, but I love you, veekie.
(http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv350/Rakshan/scans/asshole_batman.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUsOuUle5M
Be sure to watch them to the very end.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ
...Not that funny :lolhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUsOuUle5M
Slightly more funny :lmao
Be sure to watch them to the very end.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDktEItx9eQ
...Not that funny :lolhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUsOuUle5M
Slightly more funny :lmao
Time for a new thread?
/me looks for the like button.Get StumbleUpon? :P
[spoiler]hey mods add a like button[/spoiler]
...I'm so making a T-shirt based on that.Wouldn't Meyer get royalties?
She could use them......I'm so making a T-shirt based on that.Wouldn't Meyer get royalties?
Not only did Ruam beat me to the punch, she'd have to wrestle the money from my hands. I might teach her what an actual man is like in the meantime....I'm so making a T-shirt based on that.Wouldn't Meyer get royalties?
And then we'd have a book with Kamina as the main character.Vampire Kamina? ???
And then we'd have a book with Kamina as the main character.Vampire Kamina? ???
It is, in fact, possible to make something TTGL-related which sucks. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNCtabzhlQQ)And then we'd have a book with Kamina as the main character.Vampire Kamina? ???
Consider the fact there's no way to gay up Kamina. I'm sure you'll find out it's a huge improvement.
It is, in fact, possible to make something TTGL-related which sucks. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNCtabzhlQQ)And then we'd have a book with Kamina as the main character.Vampire Kamina? ???
Consider the fact there's no way to gay up Kamina. I'm sure you'll find out it's a huge improvement.
Now that you've watched that, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRuVFsX7IQI).
Oh my god, Veekie. I think that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.Sacrilege is funny because nothing is sacred :D
Oh my god, Veekie. I think that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.Sacrilege is funny because nothing is sacred :D
http://www.buzzfeed.com/dinoi/surra-de-bunda-dj0wow, if it wasn't for the fact they were completely different women, doing the exact same dance, I'd call BS. That was hilarious.
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/164/b/f/Touhou_in_a_nutshell_by_Neko_Spartan.png):lmao
know your firing range (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=28423)
When is it? :D
When is it? :D
(http://a.yfrog.com/img17/6314/nefl.gif)
It's the third OAD.(http://a.yfrog.com/img17/6314/nefl.gif)
And now I must find that episode...
Big Butter Jesus destroyed by lightning. :lol
Big Butter Jesus destroyed by lightning. :lol
There is a god...
Big Butter Jesus destroyed by lightning. :lol
There is a god...
Yes there is, this (http://www.venganza.org/) is his prophets website
Bored babysitter: Suzie*, if Jimmy* kicked you in the head, would you cry?
Suzie*, slowly: Yes.
Bored babysitter: Then why did you kick him in the head?
Suzie*: Because I want him to cry.
Bored babysitter: Fair enough.
Rushed New Yorker shoving through tour group: Excuse me, excuse me...
Tour guide: Don't worry, folks, most New Yorkers aren't this rude.
Rushed New Yorker: Screw you! Yes we are, that's what everybody loves about us.
Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
After a while it is just easier to list the numbers, that site is really addictive.yup. I just spent 20 minutes on that damn thing, and didn't even realize it. and I now think that my brain is jello ... :bigeye
After a while it is just easier to list the numbers, that site is really addictive.yup. I just spent 20 minutes on that damn thing, and didn't even realize it. and I now think that my brain is jello ... :bigeye
I have been stuck for more than an hour at several times, only noticing the outside world when I had to make a quick stop at my bathroom.After a while it is just easier to list the numbers, that site is really addictive.yup. I just spent 20 minutes on that damn thing, and didn't even realize it. and I now think that my brain is jello ... :bigeye
I can top it, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkmOqQiDMEoThat song is the worst abomination to ever have left Sweden!
well, there's always the other end of the spectrum (http://z0r.de/229)Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
#204 (http://z0r.de/204) for bhu.
very nice.#204 (http://z0r.de/204) for bhu.
#902 (http://z0r.de/902) as well
On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)
#204 (http://z0r.de/204) for bhu.
:lol#204 (http://z0r.de/204) for bhu.
#902 (http://z0r.de/902) as well
very nice.#204 (http://z0r.de/204) for bhu.
#902 (http://z0r.de/902) as well
speaking of ... this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNB_VG_shc) had me on the floor.
http://z0r.de/1138 For wotmaniac
the next BBEG's for mah campaign http://z0r.de/84
Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
http://z0r.de/1138 For wotmaniacbookmarked!
Now imagine what it's like to live amid a residential building where EVERYONE is a soccer fanatic.I'd have to buy one of these (http://foolishgadgets.com/files/2009/03/shoot-yourself-gun_tfxnt_6648.jpg), or maybe one of these (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEu9LLQpOF8).
:lmao :clapYes. You also obviously do not have kids.Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
i have kids, and i think its hilarious.. odds are that kid was fine... they are bouncy and heal fast...
More generally, I'm a cute girls fan. Catgirls are just a subset.On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)
I had no idea Agita was a catgirl fan
I lol'd.well, there's always the other end of the spectrum (http://z0r.de/229)Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
Need to find the one of a kid getting launched into an old person so they both get knocked over by one kick, now.I lol'd.well, there's always the other end of the spectrum (http://z0r.de/229)Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin.:lol
Ok... this is just fucked up. The most venomous spider in the world (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider), which is from Brazil, whose bite causes priapism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism)so intense that it can leave you impotent. I have to ask, has Kuro went out and purposefully tried to get bitten by one of these yet?Dude, that's hilarious.
Here you go, a quote for those who don't want to read the article:Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin.:lol
Ok... this is just fucked up. The most venomous spider in the world (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider), which is from Brazil, whose bite causes priapism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism)so intense that it can leave you impotent. I have to ask, has Kuro went out and purposefully tried to get bitten by one of these yet?Considering that A) those little bastards live in the Amazon Rainforest, which is diametrally opposite to where I live and B) I have absolute control over my penis, that is not necessary.
Here you go, a quote for those who don't want to read the article:Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin.:lol
I heard one of his audio disks.Ok... this is just fucked up. The most venomous spider in the world (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider), which is from Brazil, whose bite causes priapism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism)so intense that it can leave you impotent. I have to ask, has Kuro went out and purposefully tried to get bitten by one of these yet?Considering that A) those little bastards live in the Amazon Rainforest, which is diametrally opposite to where I live and B) I have absolute control over my penis, that is not necessary.
Here you go, a quote for those who don't want to read the article:Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin.:lol
Ever seen Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny? I do cock push-ups as my morning exercise.
Did I spot Chisame in there?More generally, I'm a cute girls fan. Catgirls are just a subset.On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)
I had no idea Agita was a catgirl fan
For the record, that .gif has absolutely nothing at all to do with the fact that this post took longer to write than it should have. No sir.
You most certainly did.Did I spot Chisame in there?More generally, I'm a cute girls fan. Catgirls are just a subset.On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)
I had no idea Agita was a catgirl fan
For the record, that .gif has absolutely nothing at all to do with the fact that this post took longer to write than it should have. No sir.
I heard one of his audio disks.Ok... this is just fucked up. The most venomous spider in the world (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider), which is from Brazil, whose bite causes priapism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism)so intense that it can leave you impotent. I have to ask, has Kuro went out and purposefully tried to get bitten by one of these yet?Considering that A) those little bastards live in the Amazon Rainforest, which is diametrally opposite to where I live and B) I have absolute control over my penis, that is not necessary.
Here you go, a quote for those who don't want to read the article:Laboratory mice subjected to P. nigriventer venom experienced intense penile erections before succumbing to the toxin.:lol
Ever seen Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny? I do cock push-ups as my morning exercise.
"So how many cock push-ups can you do?"
"Well... just one."
"Oh... yeah..."
Over what span of time?And how much do you weigh?
you obviously do not have a grandmother. :PI lol'd.well, there's always the other end of the spectrum (http://z0r.de/229)Yes. You also obviously do not have kids.Worst. Lightsaber. Ever. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)Well, she is the easiest boss in "The Force Unleashed" after all
[spoiler](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2555/3921151135_73c0bef919.jpg) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=156604)[/spoiler]
On another note: Am I a horrible person if I find this (http://z0r.de/2058) hilarious?
More generally, I'm a cute girls fan. Catgirls are just a subset.On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)
I had no idea Agita was a catgirl fan
For the record, that .gif has absolutely nothing at all to do with the fact that this post took longer to write than it should have. No sir.
I think I saw that on my "asian girl of the day" app a while back. :clapMore generally, I'm a cute girls fan. Catgirls are just a subset.On a related note: how to hypnotize Agita. (http://z0r.de/166)
I had no idea Agita was a catgirl fan
For the record, that .gif has absolutely nothing at all to do with the fact that this post took longer to write than it should have. No sir.
Ah in that case perhaps this is the bestest way to hypmotize you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPF1OXkZ7OE
85 kg as of my last weighing.Over what span of time?And how much do you weigh?
I am a horrible person (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1738258).That is HILARIOUS! He did not look happy.
Don't let bhu see that lolwe have our ways of getting revenge
:D I knew Uncle Kitteh would find the felines getting revenge.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvUxhdSNV7E
Who's the guy on the right supposed to be?Ensign Ricky.
I guess LARP gear is considered dangerous weapons now. (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/toronto/weapons-seized-in-g20-arrests-not-what-they-seem/article1622761/)FUCKING AMAZING!
Mixing languages.Let's not forget "Chinpokomon"
Example: "Pica" in Portuguese means dick. As in male genitalia.
"Chu" in Japanese is the onomatopoeia for kissing.
Therefore, Pikachu fellates.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/658868What did Suwako ever do to Kratos...
BP Spills Coffee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM)
Westboro Church plans picket of Comic Con for idolatry (http://www.asylum.com/2010/07/16/westboro-baptist-church-picket-comic-con/)these are the same fucktards that picket military funerals because they tolerate gays. I hope they all die of gonorrhea.
Shit now I have to find a way to attend comic con. And smuggle in some homemade napalm...Bring the ingredients and mix it on-site in the toilet.
Jessi?Jessi Slaughter (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kerligirl13). Happened not three days ago, I think.
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up? The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...Say hello to the partyvan and homeland security?
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up? The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...Say hello to the partyvan and homeland security?
Is there a way we could convince them all to show up? The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...Say hello to the partyvan and homeland security?
I wouldn'tIs there a way we could convince them all to show up? The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...Say hello to the partyvan and homeland security?
I'd worry more if they were having 4chan do security.
Yeah, they might be able to appreciate the jokeI wouldn'tIs there a way we could convince them all to show up? The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...Say hello to the partyvan and homeland security?
I'd worry more if they were having 4chan do security.
Yeah, they might be able to appreciate the jokeI wouldn'tIs there a way we could convince them all to show up? The internet does have recipes for mustard gas...Say hello to the partyvan and homeland security?
I'd worry more if they were having 4chan do security.
General hilarity:I was going to suggest inconspicuously spreading thermite, but that idea is much more awesome.
Aerosol based LSD bomb.
Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)
I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?
I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?No, it just means you're a badass with a heart, unlike us heartless badasses.
Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)
How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!! :lmao
I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)
How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!! :lmaoI feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
As well as the words "No one is dumb enough to fall for this... right?"I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)
How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!! :lmaoI feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
?As well as the words "No one is dumb enough to fall for this... right?"I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)
How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!! :lmaoI feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
I can Triforce:
^
^ ^
Littha Fails to Triforce: Not Supported By Universe.I can Triforce:?
^
^ ^
? ?
[alt] 30
If you're gonna cheat, cheat properly. :PAs well as the words "No one is dumb enough to fall for this... right?"I also find it hilarious that anyone would be dumb enough to follow any instructions that involve 'del' and a system file.Got it from Nick, hadn't asked him where HE got it from.Trusting random people on the internet: Not smart (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1060/1262899625957.png)
How the hell did you find that, veekie? IT IS AWESOME!! :lmaoI feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?I have no mercy for people who persist in listening to known bad advice.
Listening to /b/ already nuked windows and then he had to go a step further. :D
I can Triforce:
^
^ ^
Or, y'know, don't cheat.
?
? ?
[alt-255] for the invisible character that trips newfags over, [alt-30] for ▲.Or, y'know, don't cheat.
?
? ?
I know it's Alt+ something, but I don't have my chart on hand. #Keys please?
[alt-255] for the invisible character that trips newfags over, [alt-30] for ?.Or, y'know, don't cheat.
?
? ?
I know it's Alt+ something, but I don't have my chart on hand. #Keys please?
?
? ?
Sinfire's current avatar makes me lol.
On my last post, it also showed up as ? at first. I edited the post and replaced the ? with another triangle, and it worked just fine.[alt-255] for the invisible character that trips newfags over, [alt-30] for ?.Or, y'know, don't cheat.
?
? ?
I know it's Alt+ something, but I don't have my chart on hand. #Keys please??
? ?
Edit: ? doesn't last if you preview it.
Double edit: And it doesn't like me. Considering my history with electronics, I should have expected this.
You've got one round to give a rat's ass.*Grabs a rat, slices it's ass off and hands it over*
Also, *squee at Secchan*
EDIT: It makes your personal text more amusing, SiFir. :p
You've got one round to give a rat's ass.*Grabs a rat, slices it's ass off and hands it over*
I dunno, she doesn't seem like the type to get jokes like that. And even if, depending on her opinion of you, she might just take it as you trying to be an ass.Also, *squee at Secchan*
EDIT: It makes your personal text more amusing, SiFir. :p
Thanks. I do try to make sure the avy matches the line (hence why I'm not using a more Moe pic of Setsuna), to keep the theme from my original (the Tri-Rocket).You've got one round to give a rat's ass.*Grabs a rat, slices it's ass off and hands it over*
[spoiler]The weird thing is we know she's part Bird-Demon, so I don't think this would offend her (well, it kinda would, but she might get the humor behind it if she knew you knew about her wings).[/spoiler]
I feel bad for the guy who bricked his HDD. Does that mean I'm a softie?No, it just means you're a badass with a heart, unlike us heartless badasses.
Like Kenshiro.
I'm not sure what Time was thinking here (http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20040920,00.html)
[spoiler](http://drmcninja.com/comics/2010-07-26-19p1.jpg)[/spoiler]That makes you lol, not go "OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER"?
That makes you lol, not go "OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER"?
[spoiler](http://drmcninja.com/comics/2010-07-26-19p1.jpg)[/spoiler]That makes you lol, not go "OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER"?
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs33/f/2008/290/c/7/c7b713421ae51a9df2ba9a0b9a775d0d.jpg)
Aww now ninja porn should be easy to find ;)
I'm not talking about DoA porn here!*whistles innocently* (http://www.morghus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/naruto-sexy-no-jutsu.jpg) :whistle
*BARF*Aww now ninja porn should be easy to find ;)I'm not talking about DoA porn here!*whistles innocently* (http://www.morghus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/naruto-sexy-no-jutsu.jpg) :whistle
Dammit, Prime got there first. Now I wish I hadn't taken the effort to start getting used to a saner sleep schedule. :PPrime's been taking things seriously since the Alucard fiasco. :P
?Dammit, Prime got there first. Now I wish I hadn't taken the effort to start getting used to a saner sleep schedule. :PPrime's been taking things seriously since the Alucard fiasco. :P
Retarded ninjas
As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.
Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
He dies. You're welcome.As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.
Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
In an omake, post-timeskip Naruto meets pre-timeskip Naruto. He facepalms at himself.As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.
Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
What? I must have missed something. When did he give up on that?In an omake, post-timeskip Naruto meets pre-timeskip Naruto. He facepalms at himself.As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.
Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
The guy doesn't even want to become Hokage any more, and is a lot more reserved.
What? I must have missed something. When did he give up on that?He says he wants to become Hokage if asked, but it's clear he has higher priorities, and wouldn't stand in the way of a more worthy candidate. Ironically, he has also become a far better candidate for the position.
Dammit, that'd have made me happy.He dies. You're welcome.As I have tried to explain, Naruto is the group's tank. You don't hide the tank!There is only one cure for stupidity, and that is death.
Also, an idiot, though he gets better.
Please tell me he dies. PLEASE.
That was a lie, naturally.
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...
And a loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit.
Wait, we were talking about the anime? :p I don't watch it any more, the pace is horribly slow.Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...
And a loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit.
That gets toned down about half way through.
It is still full of god annoying fillers though, so much so that i relegated myself to the manga and leave the anime alone.
Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...Because as far as ninja series go, I'd much rather watch Ninja Scroll, Ninja Ressurrection or Basilisk.
That's no reason to dislike the series itself. Heck, though I love it, I got annoyed when watching TTGL because I knew it would produce these kinds of fanboys. Bleach avoids this partially because it doesn't have a single iconic item (it's far harder for kids to run araound in fuhakusho). What's your opinion on Pokémon?Why exactly do you hate the series so much, Kuro? There's good world-building, highly varied characters, moral quandries...Because as far as ninja series go, I'd much rather watch Ninja Scroll, Ninja Ressurrection or Basilisk.
Not only does the loud attention-seeking hyperactive ninja in a bright orange jumpsuit piss me off to no end, Naruto is also responsible for the fandom of thousands of annoying brats everywhere. Seems like everywhere I turn, I have to run into a retarded kid with a bandana.
And those guys aren't ninjas. In fact, they're anything but. "Ninja" in the Narutoverse is the equivalent of "Wizard" in D&D, and that pisses me the fuck off!The in-universe term for real ninja is "ANBU" (http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/ANBU). Why does no one complain when One Piece does this?
If they'd only gone with calling them anything else (hell, invent a term for them), I'd find it at least tolerable.
But noooooooooo.
Ninjas do NOT dress in bright, cheery colors.They do when they're forced to diversify into the sole military of a country. And in a world where people with weird bloodlines exist and can do these things, they'd be crazy not to recruit them.
Ninjas do NOT carry katanas, much less buster swords.
Ninjas do NOT hadouken the shit out of forests.
Ninjas do NOT wear identifying marks of any kind, MUCH LESS ON THEIR FUCKING FOREHEADS.Anbu don't wear them. Other ninja are organised like a military, so they need some kind of uniform (this one has the advantage that it can be quickly removed). There was one episode of the anime where the characters act shocked that someone would use a fake headband, but that was filler written by the animation staff. False flag operations happen all the time.
Ninjas do NOT carry cellphones.Why not? Not that anyone does that in Naruto (they have fairly advanced technology, but no industrialisation).
Hell, Flame of Recca is a much better ninja series. It has just as many moral quandaries, a rich inner mythology all its own, cooler fight scenes, and a protagonist that IS AND ACTS LIKE AN ACTUAL NINJA.I've read some of the manga. It has cheerful ninjas with katanas who carry cellphones. ??? (and a protagonist who wants to be a "Hokage", but that's not really relevant)
Plus it has dragons. And the dragons are fucking badass.
That's no reason to dislike the series itself. Heck, though I love it, I got annoyed when watching TTGL because I knew it would produce these kinds of fanboys. Bleach avoids this partially because it doesn't have a single iconic item (it's far harder for kids to run araound in fuhakusho). What's your opinion on Pokémon?Funny enough, TTGL hasn't caught on around here.
The in-universe term for real ninja is "Anbu". Why does no one complain when One Piece does this?Maybe it's because Oda is much, much crazier. But then, why do they call the non-ninja, ninja?
They do when they're forced to diversify into the sole military of a country. And in a world where people with weird bloodlines exist and can do these things, they'd be crazy not to recruit them.
Anbu don't wear them. Other ninja are organised like a military, so they need some kind of uniform (this one has the advantage that it can be quickly removed). There was one episode of the anime where the characters act shocked that someone would use a fake headband, but that was filler written by the animation staff. False flag operations happen all the time.But it still feels stupid. Why would ninja identify themselves AT ALL? Rule number one of any stealth-capable operative - DO NOT LET YOURSELF BE IDENTIFIED.
Why not? Not that anyone does that in Naruto (they have fairly advanced technology, but no industrialisation).Cellphones provide the enemy with an excellent means of locating you. Unless you're using a satellite cellphone, which is pretty bulky.
I've read some of the manga. It has cheerful ninjas with katanas who carry cellphones. Confused (and a protagonist who wants to be a "Hokage", but that's not really relevant)
As for Pokémon, I don't much care for it. I don't particularly hate it, but I don't expect storytelling out of it. Pokémon is basically "Let's reinvent the ecosystem for the bazillionth time".The games themselves are quite good, and have got darker over time. I've even heard them called "one of the most obscure good RPG series" due to their reputation driving away older gamers.
The protagonists claim that real pirates don't steal or kill people, and also refuse to use guns.The in-universe term for real ninja is "Anbu". Why does no one complain when One Piece does this?Maybe it's because Oda is much, much crazier. But then, why do they call the non-ninja, ninja?
I haven't followed One Piece in ages, so I guess I don't see the exact point you're driving at - for me, they sure ACT like pirates. Sure, they have crazy powers, but they go around a mostly seafaring world in ships and curbstomp people for a living.
Of what?They do when they're forced to diversify into the sole military of a country. And in a world where people with weird bloodlines exist and can do these things, they'd be crazy not to recruit them.
Explanation?
Because the only actual stealth operatives don't wear them. Most characters have only basic stealth training.Anbu don't wear them. Other ninja are organised like a military, so they need some kind of uniform (this one has the advantage that it can be quickly removed). There was one episode of the anime where the characters act shocked that someone would use a fake headband, but that was filler written by the animation staff. False flag operations happen all the time.But it still feels stupid. Why would ninja identify themselves AT ALL? Rule number one of any stealth-capable operative - DO NOT LET YOURSELF BE IDENTIFIED.
Which is why they don't use them.Why not? Not that anyone does that in Naruto (they have fairly advanced technology, but no industrialisation).Cellphones provide the enemy with an excellent means of locating you. Unless you're using a satellite cellphone, which is pretty bulky.
That applies to Naruto too.I've read some of the manga. It has cheerful ninjas with katanas who carry cellphones. ??? (and a protagonist who wants to be a "Hokage", but that's not really relevant)Read on. The protagonist becomes increasingly less cheery as he runs into more and more of his unknown past's dirty secrets.
The games themselves are quite good, and have got darker over time. I've even heard them called "one of the most obscure good RPG series" due to their reputation driving away older gamers.Unless they have Team Rocket raping women and killing children, it's probably not dark enough to justify ten-year-olds saving the world by cramming animals into their balls.
The protagonists claim that real pirates don't steal or kill people, and also refuse to use guns.
Of what?
Because the only actual stealth operatives don't wear them. Most characters have only basic stealth training.Or lack thereof, as demonstrated by the tank, in your own words.
Which is why they don't use them.Fair enough.
That applies to Naruto too.Somehow I doubt it's on the same scale... Honestly. I just don't think it compares.
Take it to, y'know, the Anime/Manga thread. :p
Now to return to the thread's purpose: And this here is what comes of... everything (http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/cv18z/i_just_found_this_in_my_spam_folderfffffuuuuuuu/). Ctrl+F down to "people still use Yahoo! Mail?".
France is awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEf9unzJhr4)This shit for REAL?
Read the video description. The series was made entirely in France (on a low budget). Why do you think the song is in Japanese but has repeated references to France?France is awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEf9unzJhr4)This shit for REAL?
(I can kinda-sorta tell it's probably the French remake...)
Glou Man Chou, ruler of the empire Lexos, desires to conquer planet Earth. However, the Eiffel Tower generates a barrier around the planet that keeps him from sending his armies en masse. Glou Man Chou sends his warriors and monsters to Earth in order to destroy the tower and enable a full scale invasion, but they are opposed by the France Five.
Relax, SDK. The sentai trope is still going to make an appearance.
Hmm? I uploaded it to my imageshack account, it should have been visible anywhere.I'm getting a 403 even if I paste the url into my adress bar. Maybe a link to the page?
Lets try that again
(http://a.imageshack.us/img375/3619/funnygifjacketofsmite.gif)
And a bonus: Comedy car plates (http://jalopnik.com/5113782/50-vanity-plates-that-slipped-by-the-dmv)
Prairie Dogs, Plague, and Carnivorous Mice! Oh my! (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/08/100803112823.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily+%28ScienceDaily%3A+Latest+Science+News%29&utm_content=Google+Feedfetcher)It's like the fucking T-Virus!
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/91ee06045c5fe4028ac8e81917f4a861.jpgTranslation?
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It's funny, yet sad. Makes me want to give her a bigger hug.
Translation?
It's best for her. :PTwitter has started is more accurate. And lose the extra t!
The moonrunes under the numbers are just what you'd expect on Twitter - "following", "followers", and whatever the third is supposed to be. The other moonrunes read "twitter hajimetta", which would mean "twitter has started" or maybe "I've started a twitter account". Ask Kuroi for a second opinion, he's better at this than me. :p
Er, oops. I misread the next-to-last kana (and completely ignored the one before that, apparently). That should be "Twitter hajimemashita", right?It's best for her. :PTwitter has started is more accurate. And lose the extra t!
The moonrunes under the numbers are just what you'd expect on Twitter - "following", "followers", and whatever the third is supposed to be. The other moonrunes read "twitter hajimetta", which would mean "twitter has started" or maybe "I've started a twitter account". Ask Kuroi for a second opinion, he's better at this than me. :p
Correct. Have a cookie.Er, oops. I misread the next-to-last kana (and completely ignored the one before that, apparently). That should be "Twitter hajimemashita", right?It's best for her. :PTwitter has started is more accurate. And lose the extra t!
The moonrunes under the numbers are just what you'd expect on Twitter - "following", "followers", and whatever the third is supposed to be. The other moonrunes read "twitter hajimetta", which would mean "twitter has started" or maybe "I've started a twitter account". Ask Kuroi for a second opinion, he's better at this than me. :p
~SmthCrim786 started following your Twitter~
I LOL'ed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0jgEN3qAUg) :lmao
EDIT: Also, I have no idea (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/988981-blazblue-continuum-shift/56060091) why I still go t Gfaqs' BBCS forum.... :rollseyes"Rival sent out Unlimited Hazama!"
I don't know why, but I laughed a little with Atlus's latest release... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udtYh05N1sw&feature=related) even though it's supposed to be a horror game...
And I'm still waiting for SMT IV...
EDIT: Also, I have no idea (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/988981-blazblue-continuum-shift/56060091) why I still go t Gfaqs' BBCS forum.... :rollseyes
I don't know why, but I laughed a little with Atlus's latest release... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udtYh05N1sw&feature=related) even though it's supposed to be a horror game...
And I'm still waiting for SMT IV...
EDIT: Also, I have no idea (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/988981-blazblue-continuum-shift/56060091) why I still go t Gfaqs' BBCS forum.... :rollseyes
WTF is up with the sheeps?
Video was taken down.I don't know why, but I laughed a little with Atlus's latest release... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udtYh05N1sw&feature=related) even though it's supposed to be a horror game...
And I'm still waiting for SMT IV...
EDIT: Also, I have no idea (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/988981-blazblue-continuum-shift/56060091) why I still go t Gfaqs' BBCS forum.... :rollseyes
WTF is up with the sheeps?
I guess it's how the japanese are trying to inovate the horror.... with sheeps OF DOOM! :evillaugh
Video was taken down.
2:09, open mouth scream is open mouthVideo was taken down.
Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btdFh34oKGM) is another one working... also, fixed, the link on my post...
First, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520).
Then, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw). You can skip the second part, it sucks.
Then, watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MANUn_9hDh0).
2:09, open mouth scream is open mouthVideo was taken down.
Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btdFh34oKGM) is another one working... also, fixed, the link on my post...
Also, sheep wtf? What am I missing from not being able to read the text?
There's a reason Doom is my favorite.
Deadpool is better :DYour board name made me lol.
(http://www.myskoteket.se/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/deadpoolyellowboxes.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/Arilou_skiff/Doom.jpg)(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l267/weasellazer/1158950203421.jpg)
Success, I has itDeadpool is better :DYour board name made me lol.
(http://www.myskoteket.se/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/deadpoolyellowboxes.jpg)
Old ladies, do not mess with. (http://san.paulguo.com/?id=49)Damnit, now I have yet ANOTHER webcomic to read.
(http://api.ning.com/files/bEHdOpprzPFUruzHYgp2KM04govXJ6*fRF3sW3S4fTk_/Smurfs___HARDCORE___by_RyanKinnaird.jpg)
http://www.holylands.net/
That cracked me up.
http://www.holylands.net/
That cracked me up.
Why the Dark Ages as a setting?What.
We chose the Middle Ages because...
I'm tempted to get it, just to see if it's better than Racial Holy War.http://www.holylands.net/
That cracked me up.
what is this i dont even
Ok, somebody here make a dead drop account and reupload it. They're giving it away for free so it's ok.http://www.guerrillamail.com/
once my management meeting is over, I'll do it.Ok, somebody here make a dead drop account and reupload it. They're giving it away for free so it's ok.http://www.guerrillamail.com/
Alright, I've got both books and the character sheet, who wants? Biggest file is 6.3 mb.My email address can be found by pressing my name, pass it along
Sure, hook me up.Your email is hidden.
It is? Oh well, try this (paul_gelautz@hotmail.com).Sure, hook me up.Your email is hidden.
Alright, I've got both books and the character sheet, who wants? Biggest file is 6.3 mb.Toss it this way!
Emailing directly, as I don't have a functioning file host at the moment. If anyone wants to host it themselves and post up the link, that wouldn't bother me any.Alright, I've got both books and the character sheet, who wants? Biggest file is 6.3 mb.Toss it this way!
You emailing directly or using a file host?
(http://api.ning.com/files/bEHdOpprzPFUruzHYgp2KM04govXJ6*fRF3sW3S4fTk_/Smurfs___HARDCORE___by_RyanKinnaird.jpg)
What is this and where can I find more? :lol
To be honest, I'd rather the new smurfs movie coming out was like that poster.(http://api.ning.com/files/bEHdOpprzPFUruzHYgp2KM04govXJ6*fRF3sW3S4fTk_/Smurfs___HARDCORE___by_RyanKinnaird.jpg)
What is this and where can I find more? :lol
Tracked it down to an april fools post on a comicon forum.
To be honest, I'd rather the new smurfs movie coming out was like that poster.(http://api.ning.com/files/bEHdOpprzPFUruzHYgp2KM04govXJ6*fRF3sW3S4fTk_/Smurfs___HARDCORE___by_RyanKinnaird.jpg)
What is this and where can I find more? :lol
Tracked it down to an april fools post on a comicon forum.
+2To be honest, I'd rather the new smurfs movie coming out was like that poster.(http://api.ning.com/files/bEHdOpprzPFUruzHYgp2KM04govXJ6*fRF3sW3S4fTk_/Smurfs___HARDCORE___by_RyanKinnaird.jpg)
What is this and where can I find more? :lol
Tracked it down to an april fools post on a comicon forum.
+1
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark Ages ? We can have a laugh.Only if we are to poke fun of Christiandom every five seconds.
Why am I being reminded of that BG fanfic tsuyoshikentsu wrote?Assuming you're thinking of the same one as I am, yes.
(It was tsuyoshikentsu, right?)
Isn't that totally the whole point?So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark Ages ? We can have a laugh.Only if we are to poke fun of Christiandom every five seconds.
So...who wants to run Holy Lands : TheFixed that for you. :PDarkMiddle Ages ? We can have a laugh.
Fixed again.So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark/Middle Ages, Because Those Terms Totally Mean The Same Thing ? We can have a laugh.Fixed that for you. :P
Read some of the comics.... this is good stuff (http://blazen.thecomicseries.com/comics/61) :lmao
Fixed again.Fixed again.So...who wants to run Holy Lands : The Dark/Middle Ages, Because Those Terms Totally Mean The Same Thing ? We can have a laugh at Christfags every 5 seconds and do a whole mockery of whatever shit it is *cue raeg*.Fixed that for you. :P
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EDIT: Something for Kuro
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This isn't mine, but one of my D&D buddies related it from a 4th edition game his roommate is putting together. He was trying to describe the Star Pact warlock he wanted to run.
Him: "They get their power from the stars -"
DM: "You mean like Sailor Moon?"
Just like that, his character concept of the angsty Lovecraftian cultist fell apart in a shower of rainbows and sparkles. This character has forever become Sailor Warlock.
[spoiler](http://a.imageshack.us/img529/8725/6920eec56c8db96ad96b77f.jpg)[/spoiler]NIGHTMARE, I CHOOSE YOU!
They're so :3
: SA goonThis isn't mine, but one of my D&D buddies related it from a 4th edition game his roommate is putting together. He was trying to describe the Star Pact warlock he wanted to run.
Him: "They get their power from the stars -"
DM: "You mean like Sailor Moon?"
Just like that, his character concept of the angsty Lovecraftian cultist fell apart in a shower of rainbows and sparkles. This character has forever become Sailor Warlock.
Kuro, I know you are the one who created this pic:
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(http://a.imageshack.us/img824/7317/gendowned.jpg)
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http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8431/ayanamis.jpgIT'S KUUDERE HEAVEN!!
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8431/ayanamis.jpgOh to look at them and know that you, and indeed, nobody at all, means anything to them.
She stole his theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuAl-Y7aRRQ&NR=1)
i must use this for the Cat Burglar somehow... :smirk
I'm considering making a winged character, and I'm debating between the "ranged well above melee range" or the "swoop and pwn melee combat" styles, can anyone offer some experiance in the matter?
Totemist 20, Manticore Belt bound to Totem and Waist chakras. Rain down spiky down in the form of 8-16 ranged attacks that deal 1d6+1/2 Str+Skirmish damage (if you have it). All in one Standard action.
I'd say Ranged is the better option, chief.
i must use this for the Cat Burglar somehow... :smirk
No class can do that picture justice except a rager-type.
(http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/asbr020102hh.jpg)SO. FULL. OF WIN.
(http://a.imageshack.us/img638/2479/12832886181248.png)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPjEjXyZ2vE (http://)
There are some things even the Klan won't do.
+1. You need to IHS that store's ceiling beams onto the clerk.
That was mean...and masterful RL trolling.But entirely justified.
That was mean...and masterful RL trolling.That's why it's a guilty pleasure, and therefore I don't engage in it often.
That was mean...and masterful RL trolling.
Photobucket hates my guts. Can you link that again, Risada?
I've been wanting to get a hat. Now I must get one, so I can tip it to you.
Also, the 'pointing at one kid at a time' bit had me thinking about that "What is your profession?" scene. Coincidence?
Photobucket hates my guts. Can you link that again, Risada?
Photobucket hates my guts. Can you link that again, Risada?
It's Trollzama/Terumi. And the comparison suits you.I've been wanting to get a hat. Now I must get one, so I can tip it to you.
Also, the 'pointing at one kid at a time' bit had me thinking about that "What is your profession?" scene. Coincidence?
Everyone wants a fedora.
Phallus impudicus is able to exert up to 1.33 kN/m2 of pressure, (enough to grow through asphalt).[7]
This fungi is lol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_impudicus)Phallus impudicus is able to exert up to 1.33 kN/m2 of pressure, (enough to grow through asphalt).[7]
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/252/e/2/ketchup_by_kikariz-d2ycibx.jpg)
Is...is that for what I think it is?I don't want it to be, but yes, it is.
>.<Is...is that for what I think it is?I don't want it to be, but yes, it is.
Monotremeancer, that's highly inappropriate (especially without NSFW tags). Either direct link to the image or delete it entirely, but don't leave it as-is.Did not seem that bad to me, just slightly disturbing, but anyway, fixed
So it seems the running theory I'm capable of IHS has been confirmed.
I was going home with my cousin after we'd made our hourly quota of exercise for the day (which basically involved running laps). Then I suddenly hear this shriek and some guy runs past holding a woman's purse.
Despite being somewhat tired, the guy's overweight, so I figure, what the hell, I can catch the fucker. So I run after him. It's important to say at this point that I was still listening to music, so I had my headphones on.
As I run across the street, I suddenly find myself flung to the side with a lot of force. I roll around on the ground a bit and manage to scamper to my feet (thank you, years of judo, for teaching the proper way to fall down without injuring myself). I resume the rush, and tackle the guy down. A variety of onlookers start gathering around, all of them start asking, almost at once, "Dude, are you okay? You should go to the hospital or something."
To which I reply, "Why? I'm just short on breath."
And then some people turn and look at where I'd fallen down. There was a car like this (http://www.dragtimes.com/images/5476-2002-Chevrolet-S10%20Pickup.jpg)this with some skid marks on the street...
...and a nice, me-sized dent smack in the middle of the bumper.
I ended up checking at the hospital. No injuries whatsoever. Not even from rolling around on the asphalt.
I'm fucking scared.
My advice: stay away from strange parakeets.
So it seems the running theory I'm capable of IHS has been confirmed.
I was going home with my cousin after we'd made our hourly quota of exercise for the day (which basically involved running laps). Then I suddenly hear this shriek and some guy runs past holding a woman's purse.
Despite being somewhat tired, the guy's overweight, so I figure, what the hell, I can catch the fucker. So I run after him. It's important to say at this point that I was still listening to music, so I had my headphones on.
As I run across the street, I suddenly find myself flung to the side with a lot of force. I roll around on the ground a bit and manage to scamper to my feet (thank you, years of judo, for teaching the proper way to fall down without injuring myself). I resume the rush, and tackle the guy down. A variety of onlookers start gathering around, all of them start asking, almost at once, "Dude, are you okay? You should go to the hospital or something."
To which I reply, "Why? I'm just short on breath."
And then some people turn and look at where I'd fallen down. There was a car like this (http://www.dragtimes.com/images/5476-2002-Chevrolet-S10%20Pickup.jpg)this with some skid marks on the street...
...and a nice, me-sized dent smack in the middle of the bumper.
I ended up checking at the hospital. No injuries whatsoever. Not even from rolling around on the asphalt.
I'm fucking scared.
That's not IHS, that's Steely Resolve. Cause if it were IHS, there either wouldn't have been a car left or the fucker with the stolen purse would have imploded for hindering your relaxation.
Wouldn't that make him a crusader, though?
Wouldn't that make him a crusader, though?That'd be fucking ironic, because me as a crusader is basically the most likely image I had of being next to Hell freezing over.
Move to Scandinavia? AFAIK, up north the image of Hell they have is of a fucking cold place. :PWouldn't that make him a crusader, though?That'd be fucking ironic, because me as a crusader is basically the most likely image I had of being next to Hell freezing over.
Know any strawberry blondes?My advice: stay away from strange parakeets.
That's weird. We used to have parakeets. They all tended to die of mysterious reasons unrelated to old age. We didn't have a cat, and the dog wasn't allowed indoors, so...
That was a long time ago, really. I don't think we knew any, though.Know any strawberry blondes?My advice: stay away from strange parakeets.
That's weird. We used to have parakeets. They all tended to die of mysterious reasons unrelated to old age. We didn't have a cat, and the dog wasn't allowed indoors, so...
Body of steel much?Steel is his body, and fire is his blood?
Well, hes gotten along fine with metal so far dealing little damage....Take a jog in a blast furnace or something.
Hey Kuro, want to try some fire?
Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?
Well, hes gotten along fine with metal so far dealing little damage....Take a jog in a blast furnace or something.
Hey Kuro, want to try some fire?
Then again, I hear Brazil is pretty hot as is...
It was a Heroes reference.Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?
While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.Well, hes gotten along fine with metal so far dealing little damage....Take a jog in a blast furnace or something.
Hey Kuro, want to try some fire?
Then again, I hear Brazil is pretty hot as is...
In my town specifically, we sometimes get temperatures as high as 44 degrees Celsius. Fuck if I knew what that is in Fahrenheit.
(http://i53.tinypic.com/30j71is.png)Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?
While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.
+MF1!(http://i53.tinypic.com/30j71is.png)Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?
While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.
+GD2.+MF1!(http://i53.tinypic.com/30j71is.png)Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?
While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.
+GD2.+MF1!(http://i53.tinypic.com/30j71is.png)Kuro, you don't happen to be a cheerleader, do you?
While I'll admit that ouendan sounds like something cool to try, no I'm not.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/13638bbbb1/watermelon-launch-fail?rel=playerthat's my new video of the week
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
Actually, it's more like this.
(http://files.for-robots.com/gfr/postimg/ouendan.jpg)
AKA Japan somehow making cheerleading manly.
[spoiler]Or this. (Spoilered for your convenience)
(http://cms7.blogia.com/blogs/m/mi/mig/miguel993/upload/20091119095954-ouendan18an.jpg)
OSSU![/spoiler]
Agita, the mere presence of skirts and hip-swaying in that video diminish its manliness quotient by 300%.you missed a couple of 0's.
What, are you implying this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su4wGRhujnM) isn't manly? (:P)
Enjoy something manly then. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqPRLfVB0I)Although I suspect I would enjoy that a lot more if I could understand it, I may have just died a little inside.
That is manly? This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIqya836xcw) is manly!Enjoy something manly then. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqPRLfVB0I)Although I suspect I would enjoy that a lot more if I could understand it, I may have just died a little inside.
That is manly? This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIqya836xcw) is manly!Enjoy something manly then. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqPRLfVB0I)Although I suspect I would enjoy that a lot more if I could understand it, I may have just died a little inside.
All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)
All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)
All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)
:twitch
This.... this.... this is madness!!
D spam FTW!All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)
:twitch
This.... this.... this is madness!!
Hakumen=SPARTA!
Seriously, if Leonidas had Hakumen on his team, the Persians wouldn't have stood a chance.
Added to the fact that he can kill an entire platoon of archers by using his Astral Heat to cut an arrow fired at him.D spam FTW!All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)
:twitch
This.... this.... this is madness!!
Hakumen=SPARTA!
Seriously, if Leonidas had Hakumen on his team, the Persians wouldn't have stood a chance.
Astral Heat Shmastral Heat, his Distortion Drive should be enough. :pAdded to the fact that he can kill an entire platoon of archers by using his Astral Heat to cut an arrow fired at him.D spam FTW!All BlazBlue fans must see this epicness. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI&feature=related)
:twitch
This.... this.... this is madness!!
Hakumen=SPARTA!
Seriously, if Leonidas had Hakumen on his team, the Persians wouldn't have stood a chance.
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemonanimetvshow-james-victreebel-surpriseheadsecks.jpg)+1
I'm so sorry... (http://www.leekspin.com/)Did you time travel from the past?
Perhaps more importantly, where the heck have you been?I'm so sorry... (http://www.leekspin.com/)Did you time travel from the past?
It went away, but now it's back!Perhaps more importantly, where the heck have you been?I'm so sorry... (http://www.leekspin.com/)Did you time travel from the past?
Stephen King's EPIC TROLLING WIN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNh_l5oO22E)
[spoiler](http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/capitalismho.jpg)[/spoiler]It's from here (http://www.atalude.net/2010/09/16/recettear-capitalism-hnnnnngh/)
Why learning Japanese is difficult. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJVd27d_ujQ)
Unlike laser.
(http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0910_wtf/religion_is_like_a_penis.jpg):lol :lmao
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359
I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?
(http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0910_wtf/religion_is_like_a_penis.jpg)Amen!
thus, yet again, proving that ..... [spoiler](http://www.thehumorblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/japan_weird.jpg)[/spoiler]This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359
I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?
I don't know, I figured somebody might laugh at that but I can't possibly image a possible context in any film where that makes sense. I just can't think of anything else to say.
I don't even know how to feel about this. (http://nerfnow.com/comic/27)To be honest, I never thought it would be possible to draw something that is obviously zerg in such a cute way.
I don't even know how to feel about this. (http://nerfnow.com/comic/27)To be honest, I never thought it would be possible to draw something that is obviously zerg in such a cute way.
My feelings towards it can best be described like this "Wait, what?"
snip
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359
I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?
This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359
I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?
I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk. Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.
+1This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359
I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?
I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk. Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.
"...a common movie theme."
I'm now more terrified of Japan than I ever have been since I first learned what tentacle rape was.
Adorable zergling twins!I don't even know how to feel about this. (http://nerfnow.com/comic/27)To be honest, I never thought it would be possible to draw something that is obviously zerg in such a cute way.
My feelings towards it can best be described like this "Wait, what?"
+1This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359
I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?
I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk. Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.
"...a common movie theme."
I'm now more terrified of Japan than I ever have been since I first learned what tentacle rape was.
You forget the bit where she performs a bare hand blade block with her boobs.+1This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359
I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?
I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk. Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.
"...a common movie theme."
I'm now more terrified of Japan than I ever have been since I first learned what tentacle rape was.
Bah. After that tokusatsu series where there's a girl who fights a bee-woman that kills men who are obsessed with boobs by making them grow breasts, float up and explode, grows giant spikes out of her tits and seals people away by shooting nipples, nothing hardly ever fazes me about Japan anymore.
You forget the bit where she performs a bare hand blade block with her boobs.+1This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359
I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?
I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk. Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.
"...a common movie theme."
I'm now more terrified of Japan than I ever have been since I first learned what tentacle rape was.
Bah. After that tokusatsu series where there's a girl who fights a bee-woman that kills men who are obsessed with boobs by making them grow breasts, float up and explode, grows giant spikes out of her tits and seals people away by shooting nipples, nothing hardly ever fazes me about Japan anymore.
if that was accomplishable irl, every american middle and high school would have a sudden drop in female students by 60%.You forget the bit where she performs a bare hand blade block with her boobs.+1This is somewhat NSFW and it is not so much funny as it left uttering "what the christ?" for a while but I am so confused. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941359
I am repulsed. For the love of Tzeentch, what the hell did I just watch?
I think in might be from one of the films in the Ninja Vixens series, or one of its similar ilk. Magic Ninja women who kill men with acid breast milk or other weirdness is a common movie theme.
"...a common movie theme."
I'm now more terrified of Japan than I ever have been since I first learned what tentacle rape was.
Bah. After that tokusatsu series where there's a girl who fights a bee-woman that kills men who are obsessed with boobs by making them grow breasts, float up and explode, grows giant spikes out of her tits and seals people away by shooting nipples, nothing hardly ever fazes me about Japan anymore.
Or the part where the heroine imprisons her in her chest and exclaims "my chest is so full!"
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5798/jasminel.jpg):lmao :lmao :lmao
Magnemites probably tingle a bit from the charge(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5798/jasminel.jpg):lmao :lmao :lmao
"You taste like a 9 volt battery"Magnemites probably tingle a bit from the charge(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5798/jasminel.jpg):lmao :lmao :lmao
I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)Already posted a page or two back :)
Ah, must have missed it.I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)Already posted a page or two back :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVZZ7wYjdwQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVZZ7wYjdwQ)
THAT... would be AWESOME.Ah, must have missed it.I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)Already posted a page or two back :)
Seems Ash would be less of a hypocrite like that... That would be a huge improvementTHAT... would be AWESOME.Ah, must have missed it.I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)Already posted a page or two back :)
He threw away his hat. The bastard never really was the same afterwards.Seems Ash would be less of a hypocrite like that... That would be a huge improvementTHAT... would be AWESOME.Ah, must have missed it.I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)Already posted a page or two back :)
I can relate to that, I would not just be the same without my hat. My nickname at school has become "The Hat" for a reason...He threw away his hat. The bastard never really was the same afterwards.Seems Ash would be less of a hypocrite like that... That would be a huge improvementTHAT... would be AWESOME.Ah, must have missed it.I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)Already posted a page or two back :)
If I knew where to find it, this is where I would post that Touhou 4koma where Marisa walks in on Reimu naked...I can relate to that, I would not just be the same without my hat. My nickname at school has become "The Hat" for a reason...He threw away his hat. The bastard never really was the same afterwards.Seems Ash would be less of a hypocrite like that... That would be a huge improvementTHAT... would be AWESOME.Ah, must have missed it.I want to be the very best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg&feature=player_embedded)Already posted a page or two back :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50) Some people might find this offensive, I just find it hilariousplease tell me that this is a parody. :twitch
For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:Sweet!
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:Sweet!
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
Scyther for Shredder?
To ease your mind, yes, it is a parody. Here is a more obvious one, just for teh lols http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50) Some people might find this offensive, I just find it hilariousplease tell me that this is a parody. :twitch
..... and the cycle continues. :nonono
For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:Sweet!
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
Scyther for Shredder?
Taken slightly out of context, it sounds like we are electing candidates...
I was thinking Zangoose myself. In armor.
To ease your mind, yes, it is a parody. Here is a more obvious one, just for teh lols http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50) Some people might find this offensive, I just find it hilariousplease tell me that this is a parody. :twitch
..... and the cycle continues. :nonono
I think that would get a huge following.For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:Sweet!
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
Scyther for Shredder?
Taken slightly out of context, it sounds like we are electing candidates...
I was thinking Zangoose myself. In armor.
At least it isn't Teenage Touhou Ninja Fairies.
[spoiler](http://i53.tinypic.com/2nhn520.jpg)[/spoiler]I think that would get a huge following.For all of the Squirtle Squad fans out there:Sweet!
[spoiler](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teenagemutantninjasquirtles.jpg)[/spoiler]
Scyther for Shredder?
Taken slightly out of context, it sounds like we are electing candidates...
I was thinking Zangoose myself. In armor.
At least it isn't Teenage Touhou Ninja Fairies.
yeah, I realized it later.To ease your mind, yes, it is a parody. Here is a more obvious one, just for teh lols http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50) Some people might find this offensive, I just find it hilariousplease tell me that this is a parody. :twitch
..... and the cycle continues. :nonono
Of course, reading the news "headlines" underneath should work well for discovering it too.
What is this? I don't even
[spoiler](http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs51/i/2009/315/e/5/18_Rainbow_by_KawaiiSonicChao.png)[/spoiler]
My soft fleshy body! It cries for mercy!Once you've handled a few owls you realise that their claws can not beat a pair of thick gloves. All that poop is slightly more annoying though
You were probably thinking of it beforehand, though.Brain Scratch? :P
Cowboy Bebop: it's in your BRAIN. :P
Reflective "death ray" torments Vegas sunbathers
(Reuters) - MGM Resorts International is taking the heat for an intense beam of searing desert sunlight, jokingly dubbed the "death ray," that some hotel guests say poses a risk of severe burns to bathers lounging poolside.
The beam is actually a concentrated reflection of solar rays bouncing off the gleaming glass facade of the concave-shaped, high-rise Vdara hotel and condominium, which opened on the Las Vegas "strip" in December.
Local media, as well as some hotel staff and guests, have come to refer to the reflection as the "death ray," but MGM Resorts officials prefer to call it a "solar convergence phenomenon."
"The refraction moves across the pool deck over a period 90 minutes," company spokesman Gordon Absher told Reuters. "It's never in the same place from day to day or week to week because the sun its changing its elevation in the sky."
MGM Resorts, which owns the property, has sought to correct the problem by installing a high-tech solar film over each of the 3,000 glass panes covering the south facade of the Vdara
to scatter the rays.
But the concentrated sunlight remains hot enough at certain times, in certain spots, to melt plastic and singe hair, said William Pintas, 49, a Chicago lawyer and Vdara condo owner who first encountered the effect earlier after a dip in the pool.
When his head started burning, he thought it was from chemicals in the pool.
"So I just laid down in the chair, and that's when my back and the back of my legs started burning, and I ran under a nearby umbrella. And I'm under the umbrella and there is no shading from the light or heat," he recounted. "It was the strangest thing."
Pintas said he could even smell his hair starting to burn.
Astonished and angry, he alerted hotel staff, then called the local newspaper to draw attention to the problem.
Absher said MGM Resorts is "now looking into further mitigation procedures," including more umbrellas, additional foliage or shade structures.
He said not everyone has complained. On cooler days, he said, he has seen sunbathers deliberately lay their blankets on the convergence spot for additional warmth.
But Pintas said he worries that sooner or later, someone will end up seriously burned if they fall asleep in the path of the ray, even if under an umbrella, because as he found the concentrated light can penetrate the shade.
"In Vegas, people are out drinking the night before, so it's not hard to imagine people being unconscious there under an umbrella," he said.
Yeah, people don't realize the UV doesn't give two shits if there's clouds or umbrellas in the way. I deal with that occurrence daily at my job.The funny part is they're dealing with it by putting up more umbrellas.
Which, unless they are coated with UV reflective foil, won't do jack except prevent things catching fire...Yeah, people don't realize the UV doesn't give two shits if there's clouds or umbrellas in the way. I deal with that occurrence daily at my job.The funny part is they're dealing with it by putting up more umbrellas.
Mmm, microwaved tourist.Which, unless they are coated with UV reflective foil, won't do jack except prevent things catching fire...Yeah, people don't realize the UV doesn't give two shits if there's clouds or umbrellas in the way. I deal with that occurrence daily at my job.The funny part is they're dealing with it by putting up more umbrellas.
...maybe.
Mmm, microwaved tourist.Which, unless they are coated with UV reflective foil, won't do jack except prevent things catching fire...Yeah, people don't realize the UV doesn't give two shits if there's clouds or umbrellas in the way. I deal with that occurrence daily at my job.The funny part is they're dealing with it by putting up more umbrellas.
...maybe.
I wonder if they could get anything out of putting them ultralight solar panels that work in the UV on the umbrellas, those would certainly absorb the energy, and maybe get something out...who the hell am I kidding, they'd just put more and more umbrellas until someone actually cooks from the giant UV laser.
Nothing says customer service like microwaving them.
Nothing says customer service like microwaving them.
Nothing says customer service like microwaving them.
iLoled.
Edit: We should convince them to remake Soylent Green with that as the premise.
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/girlsfartp1.gif)Don't wear nylon while attempting to ignite farts.
I'm glad that haven't happen when I've tried it
And don't jump around like a dumbass.(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/girlsfartp1.gif)Don't wear nylon while attempting to ignite farts.
I'm glad that haven't happen when I've tried it
Do make sure the area is slightly damp.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/718040/beach-blazblue-blonde_hair-epic-ice_car-island-jin (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/718040/beach-blazblue-blonde_hair-epic-ice_car-island-jin)
Moderately NSFW because of ads, but the image itself is fine.
We actually had the CEO of the Onion speak here recently.Now that is impressive
And awesome! (http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/awesome.gif)You're very fond of that face. :P
I dare say we all want to hear the full story.And awesome! (http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/awesome.gif)You're very fond of that face. :P
But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all.
He did touch on some of the business aspects, yeah, but he showed some of their videos, talked about what they do, and somehow it wound up being closer to a comedy act than a business lecture.I dare say we all want to hear the full story.And awesome! (http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/awesome.gif)You're very fond of that face. :P
But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all.
Well, considering that this is The Onion you're talking about... :PHe did touch on some of the business aspects, yeah, but he showed some of their videos, talked about what they do, and somehow it wound up being closer to a comedy act than a business lecture.I dare say we all want to hear the full story.And awesome! (http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/robbypants/awesome.gif)You're very fond of that face. :P
But yeah, I was half-expecting him to give a business talk. Not what happened at all.
"One thing I do not want to do is suggest that I had anything to do with inventing, writing for, or bringing The Onion to where it is today," said Hannah. "I'm just a guy who got a call from a lawyer friend a few years back who said The Onion needed an angel investor. I recruited one. Eventually I invested in it, served on the board, and then got drafted (in 2004) to be CEO because the company was growing so fast. Basically, I got lucky big time."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM&feature=recentf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM&feature=recentf)
Of possible interest to Uncle Kitty
I believe the correct expression is ":lmao "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM&feature=recentf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM&feature=recentf)
Of possible interest to Uncle Kitty
Been a fan of Joel for a while now :D
Check out the Viking Kitties in Gay Bar
Check out the Viking Kitties
Check out the Viking Kitties
I miss the original Viking Kittens. They are actually how I met one of my best friends in high school. :lmao
Check out the Viking Kitties
I miss the original Viking Kittens. They are actually how I met one of my best friends in high school. :lmao
You mean this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0
I'll have to do a Viking Cat PrC someday...Now that would truly be the jewel in the crown that is your creations
...I can't think of a description."Brilliant"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgHKVRY4eHg
Today, we got a letter in the mail, from an alleged Portuguese law firm called Bradson Lawyers. It told us, in bad grammar, that we had inherited dunnohowmany millions from some (unnamed) perished relative.
That's right, we got a heritage scam mail via snail mail. Looks like spam filters are getting too sophisticated, so people are looking for easy ways out. :p
Nope. No return adress either. Just some phone numbers (no doubt some insanely expensive overland call where you're told to hold the line for half an hour and pay mroe than you've allegedly inherited) and two email adresses. One Yahoo, and one gmail. From an alleged professional lawyer. Yeah, right.Today, we got a letter in the mail, from an alleged Portuguese law firm called Bradson Lawyers. It told us, in bad grammar, that we had inherited dunnohowmany millions from some (unnamed) perished relative.
That's right, we got a heritage scam mail via snail mail. Looks like spam filters are getting too sophisticated, so people are looking for easy ways out. :p
Did they, by any chance, include a return envelope for you? If so, mail them a brick or five, at their expense.
Today, we got a letter in the mail, from an alleged Portuguese law firm called Bradson Lawyers. It told us, in bad grammar, that we had inherited dunnohowmany millions from some (unnamed) perished relative.
That's right, we got a heritage scam mail via snail mail. Looks like spam filters are getting too sophisticated, so people are looking for easy ways out. :p
A while ago, FrankTrollman did a review of a Czech RPG: In Soviet Czechia: Game Reviews You (http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=51266&start=0). I thought it was pretty funny and figured I'd share.
I've already taken to calling my DM "Mister Cavern"! :p
I'm signing up for Czech lessons now. I want to play this so bad.A while ago, FrankTrollman did a review of a Czech RPG: In Soviet Czechia: Game Reviews You (http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=51266&start=0). I thought it was pretty funny and figured I'd share.
I've already taken to calling my DM "Mister Cavern"! :p
I should show this to my old DM so I can prove to him that old does not necessarily mean 'good'.
Though getting punched through a wall by stray Master Sparks at random can't be good for your composure.
: VeekieThough getting punched through a wall by stray Master Sparks at random can't be good for your composure.
Think about the poor insurance rates.
: VeekieThough getting punched through a wall by stray Master Sparks at random can't be good for your composure.
Think about the poor insurance rates.
Nobody loses limbs and stuff, and there's no hospital in sight. I don't think insurance agents have any trouble.
: VeekieThough getting punched through a wall by stray Master Sparks at random can't be good for your composure.
Think about the poor insurance rates.
Nobody loses limbs and stuff, and there's no hospital in sight. I don't think insurance agents have any trouble.
Nick, if people were randomly thrown through walls by nonlethal Master Sparks, home insurance rates would be terrible.
Filling out a grad app, and had typed "Baug" before realizing that it was "Former Name" and that that made a lot more sense than "Forumer", which isn't even a word. I must not be getting enough sleep or something.Or maybe you're getting too much sleep. :P
Filling out a grad app, and had typed "Baug" before realizing that it was "Former Name" and that that made a lot more sense than "Forumer", which isn't even a word. I must not be getting enough sleep or something.Or maybe you're getting too much sleep. :P
That woman's insane. According to her, the suffix -ist means one who celebrates. So by being a feminist, she "celebrates her femininity." And she claims to be an English major.
...What I want to know is what she thinks the word "rapist" means.
Wait...who the hell is she?
http://www.cracked.com/blog/15-things-christine-odonnell-will-probably-say-next/
Wait...who the hell is she?
She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast. She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.
Senate, not governor.Wait...who the hell is she?
She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast. She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.
Wait...who the hell is she?
She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast. She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.
Believe me, here in Singapore, people are still laughing at Palin.
And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast. Are they like descendants of the instigators of the Boston Tea Party, which if I remember correctly were a bunch of smugglers protesting against...smuggling?
More of a slightly off-kilter anti-obamanist group. I believe there's a wiki entry that's nearly 100% accurate on it.Wait...who the hell is she?
She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast. She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.
Believe me, here in Singapore, people are still laughing at Palin.
And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast. Are they like descendants of the instigators of the Boston Tea Party, which if I remember correctly were a bunch of smugglers protesting against...smuggling?
Your memory fails you, sir. The men behind the Boston Tea Party were protesting abusive taxes from England on tea and stamps. Since the british were very enthusiastic about their 5 o'clock tea, some of the local dumped a certain smuggling ship's contents into the ocean in protest.
From context, I wager that Tea Party enthusiast is basically an unfucked "we are feminists, your argument is invalid" bitch of some sort.
And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast.Tea Party Movement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_movement)
Pathfinder and 4e tied for best selling RPG (http://www.icv2.com/articles/news/18504.html)
Senate, not governor.Wait...who the hell is she?
She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast. She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.
And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast.Tea Party Movement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_movement)
Tea Party Protests (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_protests)
Snow's meaning is snow.My mind. It is blown.
One of the more awesome 404 messages I've seen.This is White Snow, a town filled with snow. Enjoy the world of snow.
Today, I was browsing girl names while trying to name my latest character and happened upon this gem.: http://www.babynamespedia.com/meaning/SnowSnow's meaning is snow.My mind. It is blown.
Objective synonyms: Different names that by examination of nomenclatorial literature alone are judged to refer to the same taxon. For example, any two family-group names with the same type genus or any two genera with the same type species are objective synonyms. Two species based on the same specimen are also considered objective synonyms. These synonyms are generally created only by a drug or alcohol-induced stupor that lasts for days or weeks for the author or by an inadvertent error.
Yet again BlazBlue fans! Something EPIC has happened! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epn-fg48i9M)
Kudos to Shadow Draygon and Dust Loop for getting her to voice that.
http://oddlyspecific.failblog.org/2010/10/20/funny-sign-wait-till-i-get-home/
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Needs smoke. :D
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*casts Smite Pun* :P
*casts Smite Pun* :P
Admit it, it's funny.
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And NNFB brings more ken LULZ again!
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wotmaniacThanks dude :D
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/10/funny-pictures-gifs-cat-domo/
http://armorgames.com/play/7296/monster-slayers
How many DnD campaigns require fighters to rescue a Wizard from Bunny Bandits or 'the 5 member goblin horde'
You cause any sort of natural terrain (including water, forest, desert, tundra, and so on) to surge beneath your feet and safely propel you with devastating force over great distances. This wave of terrain undulates as it passes over the world, harmlessly lifting or stretching objects, creatures, and phenomena with a connection to nature but tearing through and damaging anything else it encounters. When you cast the spell you must choose the wave's type, either a tsunami or a swell. If you choose a tsunami, you create a 30-foot-high tidal wave of earth or water hurtling across the landscape that lasts for 1 round per level. If you choose a swell, you create a more controlled and gentle 5-foot-high wave that lasts for 1 hour per level. Regardless of its form or composition, the crest of the wave extends 10 feet in front of and behind you, and 5 feet per level to both your left and right. You can stand or sit on the crest of this wave without any fear of falling off it and can even lie down and sleep (or take any other actions you could take if standing on solid ground) as it travels. You can grant up to one additional creature per level the ability to safely accompany you on this wave.What you need to do is ride it with your arms crossed and kaminashades.
When you first create the wave, you must choose its path by facing the direction you wish it to travel. Once you make this decision, you cannot change it. The wave, in either version, moves at eight times your base land speed. Any object, creature, or phenomena strongly connected to, or a part of, the natural world simply rises up and down with the wave as it passes, taking no damage or injury. However, anything else coming into contact with the wave takes either 6d6 points of bludgeoning damage (if the tsunami) or 1d6 points of bludgeoning damage (if the swell).
The wave damages any manufactured object or structure. On the Material Plane, it also damages any creature of the aberration, construct, outsider, or undead type, or with the extraplanar subtype. Creatures with the construct or undead type take double damage from the wave. Other creatures, or creatures with even one druid class level (regardless of their type), are considered a part of the natural world and are unaffected by the wave. Note that on other planes of existence, what is considered to be a part of the natural world may vary at the GM's discretion.
The wave can travel up or down the sides of natural features so long as it does not exceed a 45-degree angle. You cannot alter the dimensions of the wave as it travels. If the wave encounters terrain that it cannot incorporate into itself, the wave simply flows over or around the obstacle (creatures riding the wave are harmlessly displaced to the side to avoid the obstacle) unless the terrain occupies one-half or more of the area of the wave's crest. In such cases the spell ends in 1d6 rounds as the wave falters and collapses, unless its duration would normally cause it to expire prior to that.
The momentum of the wave carries you forward through this new terrain without any injury until it collapses, at which point you suffer the normal effects of the terrain in which you are deposited. Terrain the wave cannot incorporate includes anything primarily made from fire (such as lava), air (such as an open cliff face), or something man-made (such as a city).
You can only create the wave if standing on the ground. You cannot create it when underground or on terrain that it cannot incorporate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ&feature=recentlik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ&feature=recentlik)
You could always buy a fake, glue it to your upper lip and hope no-one noticeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ&feature=recentlik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ&feature=recentlik)
...Does anyone know a method of overnight mustache growth? Nevermind, I'll just let nature take its course.
I found myself saying "No, that's just horrible" a few times to myself, yet I could not stop laughing at the idea that someone actually followed that link:lmao
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Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGerK1t3Deo) you go. :)*coffeespurt*
(http://i52.tinypic.com/23s7yxk.jpg)You know TMs are reusable in Black/White, right? :p
Instructional DVDs! Read-OnceTM Copy Protection ensures that no resale is possible!
The hackers succeeded at long last. Duh.(http://i52.tinypic.com/23s7yxk.jpg)You know TMs are reusable in Black/White, right? :p
Instructional DVDs! Read-OnceTM Copy Protection ensures that no resale is possible!
So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever. We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy. I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No. Daddy not crazy." I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife. After she said "No. Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah. Mommy's pretty level-headed". That's when she dropped this gem:
"Mommy not level-headed. Mommy's a lady."
My wife and I about fell out of our chairs. My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
Batman, meet Batman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PETk8eBbfN0)
That series of episodes was actually quite good, like most DC animated seriesBatman, meet Batman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PETk8eBbfN0)
The monotones, my Gods, the monotones!
I thought South Park made those up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI&feature=recentlik)Oh no -- they've been out for years. That's why I got so excited about last week's episode when I saw the preview. :bounce
I almost managed not to make a joke about masturbation in the comments, though parts of me are way to childish to leave it beI thought South Park made those up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI&feature=recentlik)Oh no -- they've been out for years. That's why I got so excited about last week's episode when I saw the preview. :bounce
So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever. We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy. I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No. Daddy not crazy." I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife. After she said "No. Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah. Mommy's pretty level-headed". That's when she dropped this gem:Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!
"Mommy not level-headed. Mommy's a lady."
My wife and I about fell out of our chairs. My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
Just you wait until they hit puberty and learn words like gay and buttsex. :PSo, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever. We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy. I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No. Daddy not crazy." I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife. After she said "No. Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah. Mommy's pretty level-headed". That's when she dropped this gem:Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!
"Mommy not level-headed. Mommy's a lady."
My wife and I about fell out of our chairs. My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
Yeah... not looking forward to that. I was a pretty disruptive kid, and I think Karma is going to be a bitch...Just you wait until they hit puberty and learn words like gay and buttsex. :PSo, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever. We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy. I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No. Daddy not crazy." I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife. After she said "No. Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah. Mommy's pretty level-headed". That's when she dropped this gem:Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!
"Mommy not level-headed. Mommy's a lady."
My wife and I about fell out of our chairs. My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
It's that, and a combination of her exuberance. There's something funny about seeing someone so happily, enthusiastically exclaim: "Jane's crazy!!!"So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever. We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy. I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No. Daddy not crazy." I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife. After she said "No. Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah. Mommy's pretty level-headed". That's when she dropped this gem:Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!
"Mommy not level-headed. Mommy's a lady."
My wife and I about fell out of our chairs. My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
I once spent roughly 20 minutes trying to explain to my (at the time) 2 year old twin cousins why their father (my uncle) was "pig-coloured", once they got the hang of it I had some great laughsIt's that, and a combination of her exuberance. There's something funny about seeing someone so happily, enthusiastically exclaim: "Jane's crazy!!!"So, daughter (who just turned two) just said the funniest thing ever. We were talking about being crazy, and I started asking her if various people were crazy. I'd ask her if I'm crazy, and she'd say "No. Daddy not crazy." I repeated this about her, the cats, and my wife. After she said "No. Mommy not crazy.", I responded with "Yeah. Mommy's pretty level-headed". That's when she dropped this gem:Our two-year old also just learned the word crazy. Kids at that age are hilarious!
"Mommy not level-headed. Mommy's a lady."
My wife and I about fell out of our chairs. My poor two-year-old is a chauvinist!
Genius! (http://www.explosm.net/comics/2243/)
New benches are a pain in the ****
Park officials in China have found a way to stop people from hogging their benches for too long - by fitting steel spikes on a coin-operated timer.
If visitors at the Yantai Park in Shangdong province, eastern China, linger too long without feeding the meter, dozens of sharp spikes shoot through the seat.
The spikes are too short to cause any serious harm - but long enough to prevent people from sitting on them comfortably.
Park bosses got the idea from an art installation in Germany where sculptor Fabian Brunsing created a similar bench as a protest against the commercialisation of modern life.
"He thought he was exaggerating. He didn't foresee that a very practical country like China might actually use them for real," said one critic.
Parks in China suffer from chronic overcrowding at weekends when millions of people try to escape the country's teeming cities.
"We have to make sure the facilities are shared out evenly and this seems like a fair way to stop people grabbing a bench at dawn and staying there all day," said one park official.
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/New_benches_are_a_pain_in_the?sid=a49b1a27edfa (http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/New_benches_are_a_pain_in_the?sid=a49b1a27edfa)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
I can almost see their arteries clogging up as they eat.
which is why I'm glad to be an American. :DI like this choice of words. National pride is something I don't get, because you are born in a place you can't choose, but being glad is alright, even if I disagree with the opinion in general.
*PETA wants to put a mural on the Mexican border fence telling people not to come here because they'll get fat from all the junk food and meat. The painting made America look like a Carnival-land made of candy and barbecues. Yeah, that'll scare 'em away.
* *Arguably inverted by everything else PETA does: the more ridiculous things they do to promote environmentalism and animal rights, the more most people feel like vegetarianism is for wackos.
* * *This is why a lot of vegetarians' responses to PETA are essentially, "Stop Helping Me! You're making my side look stupid!"
* *They probably didn't intend Fridge Logic to kick in and have everybody realize that, if they stopped eating meat and adopting pets, PETA would stop organizing protests with hot women wearing only body paint in cages.
* * *Pass the burgers!
In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).:lmao
My sides hurt...
In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).
My sides hurt...
I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).
My sides hurt...
Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage. :p
You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.
I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.Didn't mean to imply it. But "If one wants to mock him" would make me sound like a snob! :p
I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).
My sides hurt...
Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage. :p
You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.
Err... the fact that you dropped your monocle into the tea and I think you just swallowed it?I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).
My sides hurt...
Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage. :p
You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.
*drops monocle while sipping tea*
And what, pray tell, is substantially WRONG with being a snob!?
Err... the fact that you dropped your monocle into the tea and I think you just swallowed it?I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).
My sides hurt...
Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage. :p
You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.
*drops monocle while sipping tea*
And what, pray tell, is substantially WRONG with being a snob!?
Shatter spell?Err... the fact that you dropped your monocle into the tea and I think you just swallowed it?I didn't write any of it. Just something I came across in my news reading. They were links from a news site.In conjuction with this article (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/facing-anger-left-obama-meet-clinton/#ixzz17m85WlLs), I bring you this news article (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/11/obama-names-bill-clinton-to-president-post.html).Eh, not very subtle. It would be funnier if they just portrayed Obama as incompetent, rather than having him tell the reader "I am incompetent" repeatedly (http://C:\Users\Cathal\AppData\Local\Temp).
My sides hurt...
Plus, I find it hard to imagine Obama using that much "French". He's not really the emotional type, and he wouldn't want a repeat of the "that was stupid of him" outrage. :p
You want to mock him, imply that he's secretly a robot or something.
*drops monocle while sipping tea*
And what, pray tell, is substantially WRONG with being a snob!?
Monocles are well-known for their ability to improve the flavor of tea. At least, if you're smart enough to have them ground from sugar crystals instead of glass. I can't think of any way that could go wrong.
Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
If it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
If it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.True, but if you don't have the luxury of waiting for the right moment, the monocle is a better choice. The shock might make them spill their tea anyway.
If it's anything like coffee, you could earn a fortune like thatIf it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
But if you're drinking tea while wearing a monocle you probably have a fortune anyway.If it's anything like coffee, you could earn a fortune like thatIf it happened as you were sipping, some porcelain could easily get in your eye. Plus, you'd spill hot tea on yourself this way.Which one would be more harmful, the teacup exploding in your hand or the monocle exploding right next to your eye?Couldn't you just shatter the teacup anyway?Sugar crystals are safer to smash than glass.You don't want either one of them exploding near your eye, though.
Last week, I failed to get back a math quiz because the teacher had apparently not found the sheet I turned in. Today, it turn out it was lying face-down on his desk and he went "Oh cool, more printing paper". I got it back today... with three pages of a thesis on Cepheids printed on top.
Yeah, of course. I'd be pretty pissed if I hadn't. This way I just find it funny.Last week, I failed to get back a math quiz because the teacher had apparently not found the sheet I turned in. Today, it turn out it was lying face-down on his desk and he went "Oh cool, more printing paper". I got it back today... with three pages of a thesis on Cepheids printed on top.
You still got credit right?
That post just renewed some of my faith in the intelligence of the catholics. :P
[discussion after someone misspelled "learning curve"]
I've seen it accidentally misspelled as leaning curve before. Makes a nice setup for differential calculus jokes.
More like leaning on a curve, amirite?
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/349/d/0/you_are_being_monitored_by_alikuma-d34yeif.jpg)
From someone's sig line:I always liked that one. I had it in mine a while ago until I ran out of room.
Make a man a fire, he is hot for the day. SET a man on fire, he is hot for the rest of his life.
From someone's sig line:Terry Pratchett?
Make a man a fire, he is hot for the day. SET a man on fire, he is hot for the rest of his life.
Had I not been seated in the silent part of the train I would've laughed more at this one
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/0f35bcdf-fd35-4a78-bdef-a8b579b79269.jpg)
Oh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAUmwUkPLBM)(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/SoLqh3AAmuI/AAAAAAAABpo/LjOMLt05TMw/s400/confused.jpg)
Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_bbhS7UDY)
All work and no play makes Jack a MUTEKI NO HENTAIOh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAUmwUkPLBM)(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/SoLqh3AAmuI/AAAAAAAABpo/LjOMLt05TMw/s400/confused.jpg)
Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_bbhS7UDY)
seriously -- I really don't get the japanese.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aAtFrWft2k&feature=recentf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aAtFrWft2k&feature=recentf)
This post, and the reply:he did it twice ... and so did his buddy Glyphstone. :nonono
"why does EVERY thread turn into build advice?" (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9983622)
and then closes the thread for getting called-out on it. :rollseyes :foThreads in that section are locked after the question has been answered or if the question isn't going to be answered.
That response made me giggle.All work and no play makes Jack a MUTEKI NO HENTAIOh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAUmwUkPLBM)(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/SoLqh3AAmuI/AAAAAAAABpo/LjOMLt05TMw/s400/confused.jpg)
Japan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_bbhS7UDY)
seriously -- I really don't get the japanese.
Kuroi, if you could figure out how to bottle your Awesome (s. not v.) you'd make a fortune.
This made me snicker: http://xkcd.com/837/
Epic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.
Epic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.
Old or not, it still is fucking awesome.
(http://www.thirdage.com/files/imagecache/350x350/files/Neil%20Gaiman%202.jpg)
It's real.
Wait...who the hell is she?
She's the Republican candidate for the governor of Delaware, and Tea Party enthusiast. She's widely mocked so much I can't believe you haven't seen this before.
Believe me, here in Singapore, people are still laughing at Palin.
And erm, wtf is a Tea Party enthusiast. Are they like descendants of the instigators of the Boston Tea Party, which if I remember correctly were a bunch of smugglers protesting against...smuggling?
Your memory fails you, sir. The men behind the Boston Tea Party were protesting abusive taxes from England on tea and stamps. Since the british were very enthusiastic about their 5 o'clock tea, some of the local dumped a certain smuggling ship's contents into the ocean in protest.
From context, I wager that Tea Party enthusiast is basically an unfucked "we are feminists, your argument is invalid" bitch of some sort.
Epic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.
Old or not, it still is fucking awesome.
*bows* Praise from Caesar, I like.
I actually had to look this up on the thread to know what you were talking about though. :P
Right before Marcus Brutus showed up, unfortunately. :pEpic Fucking Win is Fucking Epic.
Old or not, it still is fucking awesome.
*bows* Praise from Caesar, I like.
I actually had to look this up on the thread to know what you were talking about though. :P
Caesar? When the hell did that happen?
(http://www.thirdage.com/files/imagecache/350x350/files/Neil%20Gaiman%202.jpg)
It's real.
Agita character spent today's session as a loli-kite.And Prime made fanart of it.
Levitate is awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o :clap :clap :clapI just got in trouble at work for "being too jovial for a member of security" thanks to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o :clap :clap :clapI just got in trouble at work for "being too jovial for a member of security" thanks to this.
It was 100% worth the lulz.
"Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"...you shouted at him in Japanese? ???
Doesn't look like an accent to me. Slurring -ai syllables to -ee is typically done by rough-talking guys, which fits Kuro to a T. :p For an English analogue, "urusai"="shut up", "urusee"="shaddap"."Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"...you shouted at him in Japanese? ???
...and in a Kansai accent I think?
Kuro, if you ever figure out how you always manage to end up in situations like these, promise you'll tell me
Doesn't look like an accent to me. Slurring -ai syllables to -ee is typically done by rough-talking guys, which fits Kuro to a T. :p For an English analogue, "urusai"="shut up", "urusee"="shaddap"."Urusee. Ore ha yondeiru mienee no ka?"...you shouted at him in Japanese? ???
...and in a Kansai accent I think?
From what I can tell, it's "Shaddap! Can't ya see I'm readin'?"
Your Japanese is improving quite a bit, Agita. That's exactly what I said. :)From an "understanding phrases" standpoint, maybe. Subtitles original language series are good for catching things like the slurring and general vocabulary, but from a general grammar standpoint I'm still low on the ladder, and I can't read Kanji worth crap (that last one is my biggest failing).
Your Japanese is improving quite a bit, Agita. That's exactly what I said. :)From an "understanding phrases" standpoint, maybe. Subtitles original language series are good for catching things like the slurring and general vocabulary, but from a general grammar standpoint I'm still low on the ladder, and I can't read Kanji worth crap (that last one is my biggest failing).
So...aren't we supposed to self-prune threads every 50 pages? How did this make twice that?Clearly, this is the thread that shall pierce the heavens.
So...aren't we supposed to self-prune threads every 50 pages? How did this make twice that?Clearly, this is the thread that shall pierce the heavens.
And we shall never give it up, never gonna let it down!So...aren't we supposed to self-prune threads every 50 pages? How did this make twice that?Clearly, this is the thread that shall pierce the heavens.
Seconded.
I think we just lost track of when we were supposed to stop, and let it grow.
Tosh.0 is the shiznit:That was mildly disturbing
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
mildly?!?!?! just "mildly"? :twitchTosh.0 is the shiznit:That was mildly disturbing
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
Once you've remained sober in the company of university students who like to get really drunk a few times too many you gain a certain amount of resistance to disturbing stuff.mildly?!?!?! just "mildly"? :twitchTosh.0 is the shiznit:That was mildly disturbing
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
:lmao
And a ton of blackmail material, being the only guy who remembers the night before.Once you've remained sober in the company of university students who like to get really drunk a few times too many you gain a certain amount of resistance to disturbing stuff.mildly?!?!?! just "mildly"? :twitchTosh.0 is the shiznit:That was mildly disturbing
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
:lmao
And a ton of blackmail material, being the only guy who remembers the night before.Once you've remained sober in the company of university students who like to get really drunk a few times too many you gain a certain amount of resistance to disturbing stuff.mildly?!?!?! just "mildly"? :twitchTosh.0 is the shiznit:That was mildly disturbing
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
:lmao
And people say my mind must be a weird place. I want an Orca costume...And a ton of blackmail material, being the only guy who remembers the night before.Once you've remained sober in the company of university students who like to get really drunk a few times too many you gain a certain amount of resistance to disturbing stuff.mildly?!?!?! just "mildly"? :twitchTosh.0 is the shiznit:That was mildly disturbing
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2011/01/19/video-breakdown-naked-guy-celebrating/
:lmao
Nothing says 'you are my bitch' like "Hey Bob...remember that time you let Linda shave your entire body, paint you like a clown, and buttfuck you in a pool full of jello while she was wearing an Orca costume? No? I do. And I have pictures. Pictures which will be winging their way towards the porn sites of my choice if you don't do me a lil favor..."